Short Circuit 3 Election Notes

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Last Updated Season 1, Day 148

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Squid Gift I

League Blessing

who wants a confetti cannon

This likely gives a variant of the Arm Cannon, like with last circuit's Snow Blower. This would max out a pitcher's stats. See below for approximate stat change.

	Pitching Rating	Unthwackability	Ruthlessness	Overpowerment	Shakespearianism	Coldness	Suppression
Seyyid Goodhart	0.506362	0.871409	0.355282	1.147178	0.190551	0.122182	0.458468
Kristi Finnegan	1.076882	1.335204	1.252413	1.793642	0.102731	0.439118	0.768888
Tall Everts	0.917783	1.752814	0.549688	1.070785	0.396144	0.167263	0.434658
Hartley Cage	0.779156	1.563803	0.482769	1.171900	0.164792	0.363427	0.625214
Wolf Buss	1.231508	1.616981	0.830463	1.634050	0.996691	0.288688	0.935644

Squid Gift II

League Blessing

who wants some dancing shoes

This likely gives a variant of the Rocket Shoes, like with last circuit's Snow Shoes. This would max out baserunning. See below for approximate stat change.

	Baserunning Rating	Laserlikeness	Continuation	Base Thirst	Indulgence	Ground Friction
Zahel Reroll	1.224529	1.698569	1.496098	0.407522	0.960579	0.915443
Nadia Outlaw	0.980351	1.200879	1.102444	0.481185	1.027148	0.602584
Beck Damage	0.983718	1.169246	0.868672	0.898325	1.032526	0.481930
Aari Babatunde	0.843006	0.852070	1.427879	0.253059	1.196981	0.933106
Jumpy Augustus	1.045853	1.244611	1.375699	0.555275	0.670021	1.024275
Kid Darling	1.244947	1.670147	1.430583	0.928702	0.891345	0.581166
Ariana Beard	0.770147	0.942365	0.766698	0.725660	0.532269	0.333542
Bottles Dinkleburg	1.071095	1.462663	1.198527	0.384899	0.973864	0.660796
Crystal Orchid	0.750450	0.902877	0.707104	0.525687	0.496214	0.511909

Squid Gift III V

League Blessing

who wants a glow stick gunblade bat

This likely gives a variant of the Gunblade Bat, like with last circuit's Snow Shovel. This would max out batting. See below for approximate stat change.

	Batting Rating	Thwackability	Divinity	Musclitude	Moxie	Patheticism	Martyrdom	Tragicness	Buoyancy
Zahel Reroll	0.928695	0.856987	1.286832	0.691413	0.471864	0.050027	0.761770	0.802264	0.804711
Nadia Outlaw	0.721402	0.638273	1.294756	0.868004	0.708323	0.983433	0.900867	0.802879	0.809804
Beck Damage	0.827572	0.808174	0.976501	0.744469	0.971012	0.661353	0.645470	0.852832	0.018311
Aari Babatunde	0.780146	0.873742	1.328415	0.319424	0.240478	0.768911	0.698140	0.936189	1.062627
Jumpy Augustus	0.758070	0.810544	0.867005	0.291887	0.966047	0.570342	0.576055	0.411347	0.092200
Kid Darling	1.120415	1.205107	1.668419	0.339945	0.922650	0.512086	0.937899	0.484845	0.952375
Ariana Beard	1.237631	1.651972	1.639122	0.979816	0.563949	0.769467	0.803556	0.733279	0.914411
Bottles Dinkleburg	0.956906	1.056540	1.026293	0.632229	0.969013	0.147557	0.484068	0.731297	0.553051
Crystal Orchid	0.991657	1.199470	1.730163	0.235813	0.705784	0.873359	0.530916	0.739221	0.394692

Squid Gift IV

League Blessing

who wants a smoke machine

I have no idea what this is. Defense item?

Guest of Honor

Team Will

Choose a Player on your Team to become the Life of the Party and start Partying early.

This would give one player the modification Life of the Party, which would increase stat boosts during parties.

Party Planning

Team Amplification

This would boost various stats team-wide, depending on the chosen Amplification.

Cookout

Throw a good vibes cookout to boost your Cinnamon, Moxie, and Base Thirst.

	Pies Average
Cinnamon	0.516376
Moxie	0.724347
Base Thirst	0.573368

Rager

Throw an all out dance party to boost your Musclitude, Ground Friction, and Continuation.

	Pies Average
Musclitude	0.567000
Ground Friction	0.671639
Continuation	0.783564

Mixer

Throw an awkward social to boost your Unthwackability, Omniscience, and Overpowerment.

	Pies Average
Unthwackability	0.691763
Omniscience	0.713032
Overpowerment	0.409257

Formal

Throw a fancy formal to boost your Divinity, Coldness, and Chasiness.

	Pies Average
Divinity	0.586131
Coldness	0.276136
Chasiness	0.663248

Blood Jams Vol. 1

League Blessing

This gives one of the following Blood mods to a random player

Fire Blood

This would give a pitcher Firey, which would give them a chance of pitching Double Strikes.

Electric Blood

This would give a pitcher Electric, which would give them a chance of removing Balls in the current count.

Strike Blood

This would give a batter Fourth Strike, giving them 4 strikes rather than 3.

Ball Blood

This would give a batter Walk in the Park, letting them walk on 3 balls rather than 4.

Charges

Team Will

This allows choosing a player to "Charge the Microphone". The purpose is unknown but present in previous Short Circuits.

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Appendix

• Description of Attributes
• Stlat Viewer
• Historical Player Graphs