Season 15 Election Notes

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Last Updated Season 15, Day 110

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Decrees

Decrees are chosen by majority votes across all teams. 1 decree will pass this season.

Bats/Caps/Shoes/Gloves

Swing Away. Go on the offensive while providing a Global Hitting Boost.

Don't Lose Your Heads. Keep your wits about you while providing a global Pitching Boost.

Flight or Flight. Run away while providing global Baserunning Boost.

Catch and Release. Keep threats in front of you while providing a global Defense Boost.

All this season's decrees result in a league-wide boost to various stats. Below is a table of all the teams average stars in each stat for comparison.

	baserunning	batting	defense	pitching
Lift	3.811299	3.631455	3.484046	2.952317
Jazz Hands	3.514088	3.476146	3.443910	3.402236
Firefighters	2.839691	3.581500	3.417759	3.706972
Tigers	3.092941	3.482261	2.594225	3.508536
Wild Wings	2.188784	2.697654	2.890341	4.218983
Georgias	3.385413	3.338685	3.367110	3.521683
Tacos	3.232240	3.333435	3.532268	3.734981
Dale	2.532834	3.205954	2.788217	4.139326
Flowers	3.434617	3.885577	2.899826	3.793093
Sunbeams	2.906361	3.506689	3.140808	3.014362
Spies	3.073036	3.541529	2.888488	3.127670
Worms	3.922214	3.985579	3.562902	3.726769
Millennials	3.197347	3.438147	3.338353	3.833878
Steaks	3.747186	3.695480	3.653062	3.909957
Lovers	3.243187	2.870987	3.616697	3.453346
Pies	3.681622	4.195791	3.325992	4.223648
Garages	2.682931	3.082415	2.307970	2.038498
Mechanics	2.890015	3.080612	3.558094	4.464789
Fridays	3.575982	3.638926	3.413963	3.558107
Moist Talkers	2.556869	3.950188	3.174168	3.853237
Shoe Thieves	3.443973	4.152584	4.030162	2.974045
Magic	3.028938	3.516433	2.348536	4.074189
Breath Mints	3.379324	3.036533	3.384635	3.763613
Crabs	3.279929	3.744854	3.879200	3.830710

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Wills

Will are selected for each team by raffle. Each team will draw 2 random wills. The bottom 4 teams in the league by standings will draw 3. The chosen wills are random, but wills with more votes are more likely to be selected.

Plunder

Steal a Player from the Idols board. Send a random Player from your Team back.

Due to the random nature of the target on our team, this tests the best case (swapping the Best Player on the Idol Board for a position with our worst player in that position) and the worst case (swapping the Best Player on the Idol Board for a position with our best player in that position).

Best Case Swap:

Batting: Swap Valentine Games for Yusef Puddles

	Pies
batting_change	+12.3351%
pitching_change	+0.0000%
baserunning_change	+7.8614%
defense_change	-2.0998%

Pitching: Swap Pitching Machine for Doc Anice

	Pies
batting_change	+0.0000%
pitching_change	+11.0024%
baserunning_change	+0.0000%
defense_change	+0.0000%

Worst Case Swap:

Batting: Swap Valentine Games for Jaxon B-ck-ey

	Pies
batting_change	-0.3649%
pitching_change	+0.0000%
baserunning_change	+3.2516%
defense_change	-1.2209%

Pitching: Swap Pitching Machine for Elvis Figueroa

	Pies
batting_change	+0.0000%
pitching_change	+3.1346%
baserunning_change	+0.0000%
defense_change	+0.0000%

Equivalent Exchange

Swap a Player from a Team in the opposite Subleague with a Player from your Team. They must be within 2 combined stars of each other.

See below for the 10 best swap candidates for a particular player, sorted by highest stats in the applicable position.

Eduardo Woodman

	Batting	Pitching	Baserunning	Defense
Eduardo Woodman	4.0	2.0	3.5	3.5
Jacob Haynes	5.5	3.0	2.0	1.5
Math Velazquez	5.0	3.5	4.0	2.0
Comfort Septemberish	5.0	1.0	5.0	2.5
Baby Triumphant	4.5	2.0	2.5	3.0
Scores Baserunner	4.5	1.5	3.0	4.0
Yusef Fenestrate	4.5	2.5	4.0	3.5
August Sky	4.5	4.0	2.0	2.5
Dudley Mueller	4.5	2.5	2.5	4.0
Bauer Zimmerman	4.5	1.5	3.0	2.5
Avila Guzman	4.5	1.0	5.0	4.0

	Batting Rating	Thwackability	Divinity	Musclitude	Moxie	Patheticism	Martyrdom	Tragicness	Buoyancy
Eduardo Woodman	0.833060	1.019391	0.846540	0.650666	0.575519	0.595517	0.574554	0.100000	0.705869
Jacob Haynes	1.066191	1.263815	0.942263	1.101913	1.219008	0.001000	0.396483	0.060000	0.823724
Math Velazquez	0.981884	1.027667	1.067639	0.709586	1.146343	0.395484	0.622834	0.060000	0.682863
Comfort Septemberish	0.978574	1.177996	1.187902	0.375357	0.767285	0.611622	1.105479	0.060000	0.832023
Baby Triumphant	0.927529	0.939663	1.109047	0.626394	0.730501	0.001000	0.217618	0.047784	0.847350
Scores Baserunner	0.919824	1.152613	0.934063	0.610101	0.478674	0.001000	0.426670	0.001000	0.369985
Yusef Fenestrate	0.917904	0.707016	1.167877	0.770614	1.241785	0.311063	1.179928	0.001000	0.803840
August Sky	0.896214	1.023915	0.872428	0.931996	0.703057	0.321205	0.386864	0.001000	0.389760
Dudley Mueller	0.889823	1.434186	0.605426	0.775583	0.813133	0.409998	0.809489	0.191011	1.459612
Bauer Zimmerman	0.884063	0.963640	0.967942	0.413869	0.969917	0.426705	0.926229	0.100000	0.225597
Avila Guzman	0.877579	0.473915	1.413259	1.078152	1.325349	0.205733	0.758002	0.001000	0.764657

Beasley Day

	Batting	Pitching	Baserunning	Defense
Beasley Day	4.5	3.0	3.5	3.0
Baby Doyle	5.5	2.5	3.0	4.5
Ve-salius Sundae	5.5	3.0	4.0	3.5
Nagomi Nava	5.5	2.5	4.5	3.0
Jacob Haynes	5.5	3.0	2.0	1.5
Margarito Nava	5.0	3.5	4.0	2.5
Gerund Pantheocide	5.0	3.5	3.0	4.0
Math Velazquez	5.0	3.5	4.0	2.0
Comfort Septemberish	5.0	1.0	5.0	2.5
Hiroto Cerna	5.0	4.0	4.0	3.0
Lenny Spruce	4.5	2.0	4.5	4.5

	Batting Rating	Thwackability	Divinity	Musclitude	Moxie	Patheticism	Martyrdom	Tragicness	Buoyancy
Beasley Day	0.854906	1.045160	0.904890	0.372953	0.547377	0.211371	0.733784	0.001000	1.009991
Baby Doyle	1.124430	1.354587	1.063011	1.403270	0.680199	0.211433	1.286896	0.001000	1.341413
Ve-salius Sundae	1.085161	0.901458	1.455532	0.589826	1.334141	0.001000	1.264359	0.001000	0.637839
Nagomi Nava	1.074517	0.736258	1.654306	0.761977	1.582309	0.111803	0.769464	0.001000	0.917821
Jacob Haynes	1.066191	1.263815	0.942263	1.101913	1.219008	0.001000	0.396483	0.060000	0.823724
Margarito Nava	1.039012	0.828340	1.284494	1.284454	1.444628	0.482716	1.171332	0.001000	0.826623
Gerund Pantheocide	1.027445	1.300367	1.034786	0.893386	0.575666	0.270360	0.571867	0.001000	0.289087
Math Velazquez	0.981884	1.027667	1.067639	0.709586	1.146343	0.395484	0.622834	0.060000	0.682863
Comfort Septemberish	0.978574	1.177996	1.187902	0.375357	0.767285	0.611622	1.105479	0.060000	0.832023
Hiroto Cerna	0.956233	0.741791	1.259347	1.336983	0.548480	0.001000	1.162512	0.060000	0.630008
Lenny Spruce	0.928510	0.945429	1.106799	0.449458	0.800851	0.302169	1.257667	0.001000	0.977118

Huber Frumple

	Batting	Pitching	Baserunning	Defense
Huber Frumple	3.5	1.5	4.0	3.0
Jacob Haynes	5.5	3.0	2.0	1.5
Comfort Septemberish	5.0	1.0	5.0	2.5
Baby Triumphant	4.5	2.0	2.5	3.0
Scores Baserunner	4.5	1.5	3.0	4.0
August Sky	4.5	4.0	2.0	2.5
Dudley Mueller	4.5	2.5	2.5	4.0
Bauer Zimmerman	4.5	1.5	3.0	2.5
Cannonball Sports	4.5	1.0	3.0	3.5
Reese Clark	4.5	3.0	2.0	4.0
Grollis Zephyr	4.5	3.0	3.5	2.5

	Batting Rating	Thwackability	Divinity	Musclitude	Moxie	Patheticism	Martyrdom	Tragicness	Buoyancy
Huber Frumple	0.675983	0.355753	1.110535	0.748250	1.065467	0.472268	0.469047	0.217702	0.941004
Jacob Haynes	1.066191	1.263815	0.942263	1.101913	1.219008	0.001000	0.396483	0.060000	0.823724
Comfort Septemberish	0.978574	1.177996	1.187902	0.375357	0.767285	0.611622	1.105479	0.060000	0.832023
Baby Triumphant	0.927529	0.939663	1.109047	0.626394	0.730501	0.001000	0.217618	0.047784	0.847350
Scores Baserunner	0.919824	1.152613	0.934063	0.610101	0.478674	0.001000	0.426670	0.001000	0.369985
August Sky	0.896214	1.023915	0.872428	0.931996	0.703057	0.321205	0.386864	0.001000	0.389760
Dudley Mueller	0.889823	1.434186	0.605426	0.775583	0.813133	0.409998	0.809489	0.191011	1.459612
Bauer Zimmerman	0.884063	0.963640	0.967942	0.413869	0.969917	0.426705	0.926229	0.100000	0.225597
Cannonball Sports	0.875918	0.921890	0.873335	0.797885	0.804610	0.387646	1.066485	0.013993	1.006218
Reese Clark	0.866074	0.897601	0.825922	0.776604	1.028210	0.358106	1.031754	0.060000	0.896331
Grollis Zephyr	0.856640	0.943301	1.089719	0.432773	0.595033	0.687510	0.800121	0.001000	0.324144

Jaxon B-ck-ey

	Batting	Pitching	Baserunning	Defense
Jaxon B-ck-ey	6.5	3.5	4.5	3.5
Aldon Cashmoney	5.0	3.5	6.0	3.0
Mcdowell Mason	5.0	3.0	5.0	5.0
Pitching Machine	4.5	6.5	3.5	4.0
Rivers Clembons	4.5	3.5	4.5	4.5
S--atc- D-le--e	4.5	3.5	5.5	4.0
Loubert Ji-Eun	4.5	3.5	5.5	4.0
Sosa Hayes	4.0	3.0	5.0	5.0
Burke Gonzales	3.5	6.0	4.0	4.0
Yummy Elliott	3.5	4.5	4.0	4.0
Rigby Friedrich	3.5	5.0	4.5	4.0

	Batting Rating	Thwackability	Divinity	Musclitude	Moxie	Patheticism	Martyrdom	Tragicness	Buoyancy
Jaxon B-ck-ey	1.318562	1.567382	1.042101	1.746709	1.930045	0.001000	1.986793	0.001000	1.393504
Aldon Cashmoney	1.026237	1.044073	1.122097	0.729312	1.199005	0.229409	0.764498	0.100000	0.548276
Mcdowell Mason	0.957993	0.644408	1.336949	1.128806	0.905926	0.001000	1.469001	0.007180	0.797260
Pitching Machine	0.947832	0.663142	1.259608	1.299734	1.113707	0.336911	1.117550	0.001000	1.104148
Rivers Clembons	0.936328	0.773827	1.230433	0.415569	1.301714	0.076166	1.074024	0.001000	1.004663
S--atc- D-le--e	0.900960	1.125916	0.595994	1.205473	1.310680	0.001000	1.273637	0.313625	1.479767
Loubert Ji-Eun	0.894272	1.174171	0.747799	1.266132	0.372224	0.001000	0.614355	0.001000	0.434761
Sosa Hayes	0.768927	0.982523	0.614668	1.117348	0.582486	0.662091	1.010972	0.001000	0.373725
Burke Gonzales	0.745085	0.841587	0.547095	0.876847	1.126117	0.010000	0.345669	0.010000	1.084688
Yummy Elliott	0.743472	0.815749	0.972959	0.261429	0.564895	0.718450	0.646727	0.001000	0.711972
Rigby Friedrich	0.739940	0.816514	0.612344	1.169659	0.528282	0.153826	0.493903	0.001000	0.990731

Lang Richardson

	Batting	Pitching	Baserunning	Defense
Lang Richardson	3.0	0.5	3.5	3.5
Jacob Haynes	5.5	3.0	2.0	1.5
Baby Triumphant	4.5	2.0	2.5	3.0
August Sky	4.5	4.0	2.0	2.5
Bauer Zimmerman	4.5	1.5	3.0	2.5
Cannonball Sports	4.5	1.0	3.0	3.5
Denzel Scott	4.5	2.5	2.5	2.5
Peanutiel Duffy	4.0	3.5	1.5	3.5
Rat Mason	4.0	1.5	2.5	3.0
Paula Turnip	4.0	1.0	3.5	3.0
Hahn Fox	4.0	2.5	4.0	2.5

	Batting Rating	Thwackability	Divinity	Musclitude	Moxie	Patheticism	Martyrdom	Tragicness	Buoyancy
Lang Richardson	0.632443	0.812722	0.400621	0.622843	0.941821	0.205246	0.498400	0.001000	0.551015
Jacob Haynes	1.066191	1.263815	0.942263	1.101913	1.219008	0.001000	0.396483	0.060000	0.823724
Baby Triumphant	0.927529	0.939663	1.109047	0.626394	0.730501	0.001000	0.217618	0.047784	0.847350
August Sky	0.896214	1.023915	0.872428	0.931996	0.703057	0.321205	0.386864	0.001000	0.389760
Bauer Zimmerman	0.884063	0.963640	0.967942	0.413869	0.969917	0.426705	0.926229	0.100000	0.225597
Cannonball Sports	0.875918	0.921890	0.873335	0.797885	0.804610	0.387646	1.066485	0.013993	1.006218
Denzel Scott	0.850411	0.963515	0.849616	0.566107	0.627399	0.119743	0.673793	0.007747	0.949707
Peanutiel Duffy	0.841420	1.038584	0.738454	0.996131	0.670202	0.418180	0.343720	0.100000	0.240592
Rat Mason	0.831824	1.089116	0.635958	0.783859	0.732174	0.207444	0.899090	0.019604	0.485050
Paula Turnip	0.816815	0.766132	1.017299	0.583585	0.885149	0.544858	0.284335	0.100000	0.261251
Hahn Fox	0.806886	0.889348	0.971066	0.656774	0.409341	0.653772	0.607895	0.160000	0.386523

Yusef Puddles

	Batting	Pitching	Baserunning	Defense
Yusef Puddles	2.0	2.5	3.0	3.5
Jacob Haynes	5.5	3.0	2.0	1.5
Baby Triumphant	4.5	2.0	2.5	3.0
Bauer Zimmerman	4.5	1.5	3.0	2.5
Cannonball Sports	4.5	1.0	3.0	3.5
Denzel Scott	4.5	2.5	2.5	2.5
Peanutiel Duffy	4.0	3.5	1.5	3.5
Rat Mason	4.0	1.5	2.5	3.0
Paula Turnip	4.0	1.0	3.5	3.0
Mint Shupe	4.0	2.0	3.0	3.0
Paula Mason	4.0	2.5	2.5	2.0

	Batting Rating	Thwackability	Divinity	Musclitude	Moxie	Patheticism	Martyrdom	Tragicness	Buoyancy
Yusef Puddles	0.429562	1.033698	0.184577	0.675196	0.151908	0.630778	0.110821	0.057271	1.010015
Jacob Haynes	1.066191	1.263815	0.942263	1.101913	1.219008	0.001000	0.396483	0.060000	0.823724
Baby Triumphant	0.927529	0.939663	1.109047	0.626394	0.730501	0.001000	0.217618	0.047784	0.847350
Bauer Zimmerman	0.884063	0.963640	0.967942	0.413869	0.969917	0.426705	0.926229	0.100000	0.225597
Cannonball Sports	0.875918	0.921890	0.873335	0.797885	0.804610	0.387646	1.066485	0.013993	1.006218
Denzel Scott	0.850411	0.963515	0.849616	0.566107	0.627399	0.119743	0.673793	0.007747	0.949707
Peanutiel Duffy	0.841420	1.038584	0.738454	0.996131	0.670202	0.418180	0.343720	0.100000	0.240592
Rat Mason	0.831824	1.089116	0.635958	0.783859	0.732174	0.207444	0.899090	0.019604	0.485050
Paula Turnip	0.816815	0.766132	1.017299	0.583585	0.885149	0.544858	0.284335	0.100000	0.261251
Mint Shupe	0.788776	0.870341	0.938087	0.563652	0.559396	0.376057	0.159259	0.856342	0.738773
Paula Mason	0.776714	0.652438	0.982483	0.483644	0.608965	0.010000	0.827057	0.100000	0.277885

Jessica Telephone

	Batting	Pitching	Baserunning	Defense
Jessica Telephone	5.5	2.5	4.0	3.0
Baby Doyle	5.5	2.5	3.0	4.5
Ve-salius Sundae	5.5	3.0	4.0	3.5
Nagomi Nava	5.5	2.5	4.5	3.0
Margarito Nava	5.0	3.5	4.0	2.5
Gerund Pantheocide	5.0	3.5	3.0	4.0
Math Velazquez	5.0	3.5	4.0	2.0
Comfort Septemberish	5.0	1.0	5.0	2.5
Hiroto Cerna	5.0	4.0	4.0	3.0
Lenny Spruce	4.5	2.0	4.5	4.5
Scores Baserunner	4.5	1.5	3.0	4.0

	Batting Rating	Thwackability	Divinity	Musclitude	Moxie	Patheticism	Martyrdom	Tragicness	Buoyancy
Jessica Telephone	1.129590	1.113282	1.216455	1.326294	0.982475	0.215902	1.574396	0.100000	0.919039
Baby Doyle	1.124430	1.354587	1.063011	1.403270	0.680199	0.211433	1.286896	0.001000	1.341413
Ve-salius Sundae	1.085161	0.901458	1.455532	0.589826	1.334141	0.001000	1.264359	0.001000	0.637839
Nagomi Nava	1.074517	0.736258	1.654306	0.761977	1.582309	0.111803	0.769464	0.001000	0.917821
Margarito Nava	1.039012	0.828340	1.284494	1.284454	1.444628	0.482716	1.171332	0.001000	0.826623
Gerund Pantheocide	1.027445	1.300367	1.034786	0.893386	0.575666	0.270360	0.571867	0.001000	0.289087
Math Velazquez	0.981884	1.027667	1.067639	0.709586	1.146343	0.395484	0.622834	0.060000	0.682863
Comfort Septemberish	0.978574	1.177996	1.187902	0.375357	0.767285	0.611622	1.105479	0.060000	0.832023
Hiroto Cerna	0.956233	0.741791	1.259347	1.336983	0.548480	0.001000	1.162512	0.060000	0.630008
Lenny Spruce	0.928510	0.945429	1.106799	0.449458	0.800851	0.302169	1.257667	0.001000	0.977118
Scores Baserunner	0.919824	1.152613	0.934063	0.610101	0.478674	0.001000	0.426670	0.001000	0.369985

Henry Marshallow

	Batting	Pitching	Baserunning	Defense
Henry Marshallow	3.5	4.0	2.5	4.5
Xandra Pancakes	2.5	5.0	4.0	4.5
Rafael Davids	3.5	5.0	2.0	3.5
----eide- Bend-e	3.5	4.5	4.5	2.5
Cory Twelve	4.0	4.5	3.5	2.5
Yummy Elliott	3.5	4.5	4.0	4.0
Engine Eberhardt	3.5	4.5	5.0	4.0
Yurts Buttercup	4.0	4.5	3.5	4.0
Wyatt Pothos	2.5	4.0	3.5	3.0
Rivers Rosa	3.5	4.0	4.5	4.0
August Sky	4.5	4.0	2.0	2.5

	Pitching Rating	Unthwackability	Ruthlessness	Overpowerment	Shakespearianism	Coldness	Suppression
Henry Marshallow	0.768310	0.491270	1.171077	1.428524	0.822605	0.808351	0.876106
Xandra Pancakes	0.983680	1.082650	1.004702	0.855130	0.854402	0.470938	0.725690
Rafael Davids	0.950434	0.821531	1.097610	1.057661	1.006934	1.045070	1.161455
----eide- Bend-e	0.944823	0.944301	1.093810	0.979122	0.575652	0.799962	0.643485
Cory Twelve	0.942071	1.059549	1.062618	0.701061	0.544233	1.050049	0.258487
Yummy Elliott	0.912388	0.798342	1.147276	1.108293	0.617898	0.948697	0.932231
Engine Eberhardt	0.870702	1.153561	0.757394	0.612956	0.819308	0.806215	0.779997
Yurts Buttercup	0.852575	0.987203	1.095826	0.627572	0.287007	1.223968	0.584248
Wyatt Pothos	0.844384	0.701425	1.063023	1.132335	0.691922	1.079506	0.799864
Rivers Rosa	0.808070	0.612831	1.154332	1.206265	0.735692	0.396654	0.657722
August Sky	0.790347	0.853987	0.957562	1.105831	0.224839	0.822995	0.880402

Nerd Pacheco

	Batting	Pitching	Baserunning	Defense
Nerd Pacheco	4.5	4.0	4.5	3.0
Burke Gonzales	3.5	6.0	4.0	4.0
Xandra Pancakes	2.5	5.0	4.0	4.5
Rigby Friedrich	3.5	5.0	4.5	4.0
Rafael Davids	3.5	5.0	2.0	3.5
----eide- Bend-e	3.5	4.5	4.5	2.5
Cory Twelve	4.0	4.5	3.5	2.5
Yummy Elliott	3.5	4.5	4.0	4.0
Engine Eberhardt	3.5	4.5	5.0	4.0
Yurts Buttercup	4.0	4.5	3.5	4.0
Rivers Rosa	3.5	4.0	4.5	4.0

	Pitching Rating	Unthwackability	Ruthlessness	Overpowerment	Shakespearianism	Coldness	Suppression
Nerd Pacheco	0.836120	1.087720	1.066351	0.272113	0.608134	0.932212	0.484500
Burke Gonzales	1.176989	1.171639	1.341412	0.879956	0.870391	0.973638	0.789646
Xandra Pancakes	0.983680	1.082650	1.004702	0.855130	0.854402	0.470938	0.725690
Rigby Friedrich	0.961982	1.119728	1.004998	0.497562	1.143943	0.785381	0.584288
Rafael Davids	0.950434	0.821531	1.097610	1.057661	1.006934	1.045070	1.161455
----eide- Bend-e	0.944823	0.944301	1.093810	0.979122	0.575652	0.799962	0.643485
Cory Twelve	0.942071	1.059549	1.062618	0.701061	0.544233	1.050049	0.258487
Yummy Elliott	0.912388	0.798342	1.147276	1.108293	0.617898	0.948697	0.932231
Engine Eberhardt	0.870702	1.153561	0.757394	0.612956	0.819308	0.806215	0.779997
Yurts Buttercup	0.852575	0.987203	1.095826	0.627572	0.287007	1.223968	0.584248
Rivers Rosa	0.808070	0.612831	1.154332	1.206265	0.735692	0.396654	0.657722

Doc Anice

	Batting	Pitching	Baserunning	Defense
Doc Anice	3.0	3.5	3.0	4.0
Rafael Davids	3.5	5.0	2.0	3.5
----eide- Bend-e	3.5	4.5	4.5	2.5
Cory Twelve	4.0	4.5	3.5	2.5
Yurts Buttercup	4.0	4.5	3.5	4.0
Wyatt Pothos	2.5	4.0	3.5	3.0
Cell Barajas	3.0	4.0	2.5	3.0
Rivers Rosa	3.5	4.0	4.5	4.0
August Sky	4.5	4.0	2.0	2.5
Patchwork Southwick	4.0	4.0	3.0	4.0
Jayden Wright	2.5	4.0	2.5	3.0

	Pitching Rating	Unthwackability	Ruthlessness	Overpowerment	Shakespearianism	Coldness	Suppression
Doc Anice	0.703246	1.036374	0.473910	0.934846	0.586661	0.732538	0.264102
Rafael Davids	0.950434	0.821531	1.097610	1.057661	1.006934	1.045070	1.161455
----eide- Bend-e	0.944823	0.944301	1.093810	0.979122	0.575652	0.799962	0.643485
Cory Twelve	0.942071	1.059549	1.062618	0.701061	0.544233	1.050049	0.258487
Yurts Buttercup	0.852575	0.987203	1.095826	0.627572	0.287007	1.223968	0.584248
Wyatt Pothos	0.844384	0.701425	1.063023	1.132335	0.691922	1.079506	0.799864
Cell Barajas	0.819420	0.927790	0.968070	0.718913	0.614807	0.132356	0.139887
Rivers Rosa	0.808070	0.612831	1.154332	1.206265	0.735692	0.396654	0.657722
August Sky	0.790347	0.853987	0.957562	1.105831	0.224839	0.822995	0.880402
Patchwork Southwick	0.788895	1.253402	0.517352	1.171234	0.318985	1.178816	0.720663
Jayden Wright	0.786132	0.774936	0.845408	0.756174	1.008662	0.821718	0.359170

Ruslan Greatness

	Batting	Pitching	Baserunning	Defense
Ruslan Greatness	5.0	4.0	5.0	5.0
Pitching Machine	4.5	6.5	3.5	4.0
Burke Gonzales	3.5	6.0	4.0	4.0
Lou Roseheart	4.0	6.0	5.5	4.5
Qais Dogwalker	4.5	6.0	5.5	5.0
Rigby Friedrich	3.5	5.0	4.5	4.0
Wesley Poole	3.5	4.0	5.5	5.5
Loubert Ji-Eun	4.5	3.5	5.5	4.0
Rivers Clembons	4.5	3.5	4.5	4.5
Aldon Cashmoney	5.0	3.5	6.0	3.0
S--atc- D-le--e	4.5	3.5	5.5	4.0

	Pitching Rating	Unthwackability	Ruthlessness	Overpowerment	Shakespearianism	Coldness	Suppression
Ruslan Greatness	0.819339	0.770870	0.786481	1.269963	1.026832	0.629742	1.420762
Pitching Machine	1.253365	1.412498	1.269259	1.241936	0.523310	0.671280	0.901447
Burke Gonzales	1.176989	1.171639	1.341412	0.879956	0.870391	0.973638	0.789646
Lou Roseheart	1.173663	1.199089	1.014134	1.171751	1.394565	1.307418	1.255015
Qais Dogwalker	1.153869	1.071425	1.137700	1.358705	1.152111	0.882765	0.610121
Rigby Friedrich	0.961982	1.119728	1.004998	0.497562	1.143943	0.785381	0.584288
Wesley Poole	0.828930	1.036001	0.861256	0.398420	1.032953	0.650169	0.834712
Loubert Ji-Eun	0.743273	0.826054	0.606555	1.273898	0.752865	0.695287	1.044215
Rivers Clembons	0.715612	0.765694	0.630133	0.923867	1.147302	0.481627	1.144964
Aldon Cashmoney	0.701788	0.657340	0.827542	0.877587	0.688913	0.624317	0.457314
S--atc- D-le--e	0.662925	0.794390	0.509254	1.314547	0.484701	1.237081	0.825858

Elvis Figueroa

	Batting	Pitching	Baserunning	Defense
Elvis Figueroa	3.5	5.5	2.0	4.5
Burke Gonzales	3.5	6.0	4.0	4.0
Xandra Pancakes	2.5	5.0	4.0	4.5
Rigby Friedrich	3.5	5.0	4.5	4.0
Rafael Davids	3.5	5.0	2.0	3.5
----eide- Bend-e	3.5	4.5	4.5	2.5
Cory Twelve	4.0	4.5	3.5	2.5
Yummy Elliott	3.5	4.5	4.0	4.0
Engine Eberhardt	3.5	4.5	5.0	4.0
Yurts Buttercup	4.0	4.5	3.5	4.0
Rivers Rosa	3.5	4.0	4.5	4.0

	Pitching Rating	Unthwackability	Ruthlessness	Overpowerment	Shakespearianism	Coldness	Suppression
Elvis Figueroa	1.096633	1.159675	1.136143	1.072682	0.786089	0.461405	0.721203
Burke Gonzales	1.176989	1.171639	1.341412	0.879956	0.870391	0.973638	0.789646
Xandra Pancakes	0.983680	1.082650	1.004702	0.855130	0.854402	0.470938	0.725690
Rigby Friedrich	0.961982	1.119728	1.004998	0.497562	1.143943	0.785381	0.584288
Rafael Davids	0.950434	0.821531	1.097610	1.057661	1.006934	1.045070	1.161455
----eide- Bend-e	0.944823	0.944301	1.093810	0.979122	0.575652	0.799962	0.643485
Cory Twelve	0.942071	1.059549	1.062618	0.701061	0.544233	1.050049	0.258487
Yummy Elliott	0.912388	0.798342	1.147276	1.108293	0.617898	0.948697	0.932231
Engine Eberhardt	0.870702	1.153561	0.757394	0.612956	0.819308	0.806215	0.779997
Yurts Buttercup	0.852575	0.987203	1.095826	0.627572	0.287007	1.223968	0.584248
Rivers Rosa	0.808070	0.612831	1.154332	1.206265	0.735692	0.396654	0.657722

Foreshadow

Swap a Player from your Shadows to your active roster.

There are 14 shadows players to swap with our 12 existing players. Below is a breakdown comparing the best shadows players with the worst player in the particular position.

Note that position does not matter for the swap: any shadows player can bat or pitch.

Batting:

	Batting	Pitching	Baserunning	Defense
Haruta Byrd	3.5	2.5	2.5	1.5
Javier Lotus	3.5	1.0	3.5	4.0
August Obrien	3.5	1.0	3.5	2.0
Jefferson Delacruz	3.0	0.5	3.5	4.0
Yusef Puddles	2.0	2.5	3.0	3.5

	Batting Rating	Thwackability	Divinity	Musclitude	Moxie	Patheticism	Martyrdom	Tragicness	Buoyancy
Haruta Byrd	0.724391	0.721433	0.917077	0.853010	0.585921	0.832203	0.169263	0.100000	0.124161
Javier Lotus	0.682621	0.938964	0.386700	0.901328	0.942211	0.205027	0.884526	0.100000	0.815592
August Obrien	0.681669	0.641217	0.927569	0.913891	0.492708	0.923854	0.556849	0.100000	0.463958
Jefferson Delacruz	0.595750	0.479940	0.643757	0.903986	0.537770	0.503675	0.434424	0.100000	0.671689
Yusef Puddles	0.429562	1.033698	0.184577	0.675196	0.151908	0.630778	0.110821	0.057271	1.010015

Pitching:

	Batting	Pitching	Baserunning	Defense
Lucy Tokkan	2.0	3.5	1.0	3.0
Twofurious Puddles	2.5	3.5	2.0	3.5
Case Lancaster	0.0	3.5	2.0	3.0
Tiana Takahashi	1.0	3.0	2.5	3.0
Doc Anice	3.0	3.5	3.0	4.0

	Pitching Rating	Unthwackability	Ruthlessness	Overpowerment	Shakespearianism	Coldness	Suppression
Lucy Tokkan	0.741748	0.901966	0.995562	0.263758	0.973020	0.180980	0.321805
Twofurious Puddles	0.694922	0.811110	0.650034	0.807712	0.718615	0.416240	0.725894
Case Lancaster	0.658365	0.867044	0.829197	0.190119	0.825333	0.868251	0.082117
Tiana Takahashi	0.618850	0.910065	0.961592	0.716677	0.028954	0.596122	0.945940
Doc Anice	0.703246	1.036374	0.473910	0.934846	0.586661	0.732538	0.264102

Move

Move a Player on your Team to the desired location on your Roster.

Move would move a player from any location on the team (including Shadows) to another position, increasing the number of players in that position. See below for moving our best hitting pitcher or best pitching hitter into their preferred position.

Batting

Moving Ruslan Greatness to the Lineup

	Pies
batting_change	+1.3992%
pitching_change	+0.6348%
baserunning_change	+3.7058%
defense_change	+4.3358%

Moving Yusef Puddles to the Shadows

	Pies
batting_change	+6.8266%
pitching_change	+0.0000%
baserunning_change	+2.8806%
defense_change	-0.9014%

Pitching

Moving Jaxon B-ck-ey to the Rotation

	Pies
batting_change	-7.9901%
pitching_change	-1.8357%
baserunning_change	-2.4975%
defense_change	+0.1241%

Moving Doc Anice to the Shadows

	Pies
batting_change	+0.0000%
pitching_change	+3.5371%
baserunning_change	+0.0000%
defense_change	+0.0000%

Transfuse

Boost a Player on your Team by 15% to 30% in a Stat Category of your choice, but Impair them in a Random other Category.

The stat that is negatively impacted is random. It is generally better to boost pitchers, as only the pitching stats are used for that position. See below for how this would affect various team members at the 2 extreme percentages. This will only affect one player.

15% Change:

	old_batting_stars	new_batting_stars	change_in_batting_stars
Eduardo Woodman	4.165300	4.885272	0.719972
Beasley Day	4.274532	4.998553	0.724021
Huber Frumple	3.379917	4.173363	0.793446
Jaxon B-ck-ey	6.592812	7.226397	0.633585
Lang Richardson	3.162214	3.907698	0.745485
Yusef Puddles	2.147811	3.068746	0.920935
Jessica Telephone	5.647950	6.337272	0.689322

	Batting Rating	Thwackability	Divinity	Musclitude	Moxie	Patheticism	Martyrdom	Tragicness	Buoyancy
Eduardo Woodman	0.977054	1.169391	0.996540	0.800666	0.725519	0.445517	0.724554	0.010000	0.855869
Beasley Day	0.999711	1.195160	1.054890	0.522953	0.697377	0.061371	0.883784	0.010000	1.159991
Huber Frumple	0.834673	0.505753	1.260535	0.898250	1.215467	0.322268	0.619047	0.067702	1.091004
Jaxon B-ck-ey	1.445279	1.717382	1.192101	1.896709	2.080045	0.010000	2.136793	0.010000	1.543504
Lang Richardson	0.781540	0.962722	0.550621	0.772843	1.091821	0.055246	0.648400	0.010000	0.701015
Yusef Puddles	0.613749	1.183698	0.334577	0.825196	0.301908	0.480778	0.260821	0.010000	1.160015
Jessica Telephone	1.267454	1.263282	1.366455	1.476294	1.132475	0.065902	1.724396	0.010000	1.069039

	old_pitching_stars	new_pitching_stars	change_in_pitching_stars
Henry Marshallow	3.841550	4.774535	0.932985
Nerd Pacheco	4.180600	5.151709	0.971109
Doc Anice	3.516230	4.413723	0.897493
Ruslan Greatness	4.096695	4.976003	0.879308
Elvis Figueroa	5.483164	6.399624	0.916460

	Pitching Rating	Unthwackability	Ruthlessness	Overpowerment	Shakespearianism	Coldness	Suppression
Henry Marshallow	0.954907	0.641270	1.321077	1.578524	0.972605	0.958351	1.026106
Nerd Pacheco	1.030342	1.237720	1.216351	0.422113	0.758134	1.082212	0.634500
Doc Anice	0.882745	1.186374	0.623910	1.084846	0.736661	0.882538	0.414102
Ruslan Greatness	0.995201	0.920870	0.936481	1.419963	1.176832	0.779742	1.570762
Elvis Figueroa	1.279925	1.309675	1.286143	1.222682	0.936089	0.611405	0.871203

30% Change:

	old_batting_stars	new_batting_stars	change_in_batting_stars
Eduardo Woodman	4.165300	5.585918	1.420618
Beasley Day	4.274532	5.676802	1.402269
Huber Frumple	3.379917	4.924525	1.544608
Jaxon B-ck-ey	6.592812	7.852389	1.259577
Lang Richardson	3.162214	4.606233	1.444019
Yusef Puddles	2.147811	3.885398	1.737587
Jessica Telephone	5.647950	6.981993	1.334043

	Batting Rating	Thwackability	Divinity	Musclitude	Moxie	Patheticism	Martyrdom	Tragicness	Buoyancy
Eduardo Woodman	1.117184	1.319391	1.146540	0.950666	0.875519	0.295517	0.874554	0.010000	1.005869
Beasley Day	1.135360	1.345160	1.204890	0.672953	0.847377	0.010000	1.033784	0.010000	1.309991
Huber Frumple	0.984905	0.655753	1.410535	1.048250	1.365467	0.172268	0.769047	0.010000	1.241004
Jaxon B-ck-ey	1.570478	1.867382	1.342101	2.046709	2.230045	0.010000	2.286793	0.010000	1.693504
Lang Richardson	0.921247	1.112722	0.700621	0.922843	1.241821	0.010000	0.798400	0.010000	0.851015
Yusef Puddles	0.777080	1.333698	0.484577	0.975196	0.451908	0.330778	0.410821	0.010000	1.310015
Jessica Telephone	1.396399	1.413282	1.516455	1.626294	1.282475	0.010000	1.874396	0.010000	1.219039

	old_pitching_stars	new_pitching_stars	change_in_pitching_stars
Henry Marshallow	3.841550	5.714489	1.872939
Nerd Pacheco	4.180600	6.110125	1.929525
Doc Anice	3.516230	5.324461	1.808231
Ruslan Greatness	4.096695	5.876536	1.779841
Elvis Figueroa	5.483164	7.332289	1.849125

	Pitching Rating	Unthwackability	Ruthlessness	Overpowerment	Shakespearianism	Coldness	Suppression
Henry Marshallow	1.142898	0.791270	1.471077	1.728524	1.122605	1.108351	1.176106
Nerd Pacheco	1.222025	1.387720	1.366351	0.572113	0.908134	1.232212	0.784500
Doc Anice	1.064892	1.336374	0.773910	1.234846	0.886661	1.032538	0.564102
Ruslan Greatness	1.175307	1.070870	1.086481	1.569963	1.326832	0.929742	1.720762
Elvis Figueroa	1.466458	1.459675	1.436143	1.372682	1.086089	0.761405	1.021203

Alternate Trust

Call in an Alternate for a Player on your Team, with a mystery Benefit.

An Alternate is a player reroll and the Benefit is an unknown modification. Below shows the change in Team Average Stars from rerolling our worst player, assuming they would be replaced with the Statistically Average player.

Rerolling Yusef Puddles

	Pies
batting_change	-0.4223%
pitching_change	+0.0000%
baserunning_change	-0.9070%
defense_change	-3.1326%

Reform

Re-roll an eligible Permanent Modification for a Player on your Team.

Below is a list of all players with modifications that could be rerolled. It would be better to reroll modifications with negative effects.

	mods
Beasley Day	[Minimalist]
Jaxon B-ck-ey	[Fire Eater]
Jessica Telephone	[Superallergic, Honey Roasted]
Henry Marshallow	[Maximalist]
Ruslan Greatness	[Friend of Crows]

Enrich

Pick a modification for your Team next season.

This will gives the option of choosing between

• The Fourth Strike: Those with the Fourth Strike will get an extra strike in each at bat.
• High Pressure: This Team will play 25% better in Flooding weather when runners are on base.
• Life of the Party: This team gets 10% more from their Party Time stat boosts.
• Home Field Advantage: Teams with Home Field Advantage will start each home game with one run.
• Affinity for Crows: Players with Affinity for Crows will hit and pitch 50% better during Birds weather.
• Traveling: Traveling teams will play 5% better in Away games.

Seasonal Modifications have been mixed in the past. For Fourth Strike Analysis, see the appropriate SIBR Paper.

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Blessings

Blessings are selected by raffle across all teams. Each blessing will be awarded to one random team, where teams with more votes are more likely to be selected.

Sky's The Limit

Your entire Team's Rotation will become Maximalists Permanently.

Maximalists play 250% better during Maximum Blaseball, which is when the bases are loaded with 3 balls, 2 strikes, and 2 outs.

Afterparty

Whenever your Team is losing during the First Week of Next Season, they will have a chance of gaining Party Time Boosts.

This would provide at most 9 days of potential party-time benefits.

Middling

Your Team will Overperform during Next Season's Midseason.

Overperforming will cause our team to play 20% better during the middle 45 games of next season.

Clutch Up

Your Cleanup Hitter (the 4th spot in your Lineup) will gain the High Pressure Mod for the following Season.

High Pressure will cause our 4th place batter (seen below) to play 25% better during Flooding games next the season.

	Batting	Pitching	Baserunning	Defense
Jaxon B-ck-ey	6.5	3.5	4.5	3.5

Absolute Zero

Oh. Give your Team O Blood.

This would make all our players have O Blood, and give the team a blood-specific Modification. The effects of this modification are unknown.

Water Logged

Stay Hydrated. Give your Team H2O Blood.

This would make all our players have H2O Blood, and give the team a blood-specific Modification. The effects of this modification are unknown.

Bird Brain

A Random Player on your Team will gain Affinity For Crows Permanently.

Affinity for Crows will cause the player to perform 50% better in Bird weather. We... already have Affinity for Crows on all our players.

Mulligan

Your Team's worst hitter will gain the Fourth Strike Permanently.

This will cause the worst batter (see below) to get called out on 4 strikes instead of 3.

	Batting	Pitching	Baserunning	Defense
Yusef Puddles	2.0	2.5	3.0	3.5

Practice

Your Team's Lineup and Rotation will have their Defense Boosted from 1% to 4%.

Your Team's Lineup will have their Baserunning Boosted from 1% to 4%.

Your Team's Rotation will have their Pitching Boosted from 1% to 4%.

Your Team's Lineup will have their Hitting Boosted from 1% to 4%.

These blessings increase the team-wide stats. See below for worst and best case rolls.

Batting Practice

Worst Case

Change in Total stars: 0.3556365530774199

Change in Average stars: 0.05080522186820285

	old_batting_stars	new_batting_stars	change_in_batting_stars
Eduardo Woodman	4.165300	4.214065	0.048765
Beasley Day	4.274532	4.323247	0.048715
Huber Frumple	3.379917	3.434513	0.054596
Jaxon B-ck-ey	6.592812	6.632101	0.039289
Lang Richardson	3.162214	3.212664	0.050450
Yusef Puddles	2.147811	2.215192	0.067381
Jessica Telephone	5.647950	5.694390	0.046441

	Batting Rating	Thwackability	Divinity	Musclitude	Moxie	Patheticism	Martyrdom	Tragicness	Buoyancy
Eduardo Woodman	0.842813	1.029391	0.856540	0.660666	0.585519	0.585517	0.584554	0.090000	0.715869
Beasley Day	0.864649	1.055160	0.914890	0.382953	0.557377	0.201371	0.743784	0.010000	1.019991
Huber Frumple	0.686903	0.365753	1.120535	0.758250	1.075467	0.462268	0.479047	0.207702	0.951004
Jaxon B-ck-ey	1.326420	1.577382	1.052101	1.756709	1.940045	0.010000	1.996793	0.010000	1.403504
Lang Richardson	0.642533	0.822722	0.410621	0.632843	0.951821	0.195246	0.508400	0.010000	0.561015
Yusef Puddles	0.443038	1.043698	0.194577	0.685196	0.161908	0.620778	0.120821	0.047271	1.020015
Jessica Telephone	1.138878	1.123282	1.226455	1.336294	0.992475	0.205902	1.584396	0.090000	0.929039

Best Case

Change in Total stars: 1.4241627107326424

Change in Average stars: 0.20345181581894892

	old_batting_stars	new_batting_stars	change_in_batting_stars
Eduardo Woodman	4.165300	4.359810	0.194510
Beasley Day	4.274532	4.469760	0.195228
Huber Frumple	3.379917	3.596597	0.216680
Jaxon B-ck-ey	6.592812	6.760354	0.167542
Lang Richardson	3.162214	3.363875	0.201662
Yusef Puddles	2.147811	2.410803	0.262992
Jessica Telephone	5.647950	5.833499	0.185549

	Batting Rating	Thwackability	Divinity	Musclitude	Moxie	Patheticism	Martyrdom	Tragicness	Buoyancy
Eduardo Woodman	0.871962	1.059391	0.886540	0.690666	0.615519	0.555517	0.614554	0.060000	0.745869
Beasley Day	0.893952	1.085160	0.944890	0.412953	0.587377	0.171371	0.773784	0.010000	1.049991
Huber Frumple	0.719319	0.395753	1.150535	0.788250	1.105467	0.432268	0.509047	0.177702	0.981004
Jaxon B-ck-ey	1.352071	1.607382	1.082101	1.786709	1.970045	0.010000	2.026793	0.010000	1.433504
Lang Richardson	0.672775	0.852722	0.440621	0.662843	0.981821	0.165246	0.538400	0.010000	0.591015
Yusef Puddles	0.482161	1.073698	0.224577	0.715196	0.191908	0.590778	0.150821	0.017271	1.050015
Jessica Telephone	1.166700	1.153282	1.256455	1.366294	1.022475	0.175902	1.614396	0.060000	0.959039

Pitching Practice

Worst Case

Change in Total stars: 0.3059330075203288

Change in Average stars: 0.06118660150406576

	old_pitching_stars	new_pitching_stars	change_in_pitching_stars
Henry Marshallow	3.841550	3.903660	0.062110
Nerd Pacheco	4.180600	4.246417	0.065817
Doc Anice	3.516230	3.575727	0.059497
Ruslan Greatness	4.096695	4.154610	0.057914
Elvis Figueroa	5.483164	5.543758	0.060594

	Pitching Rating	Unthwackability	Ruthlessness	Overpowerment	Shakespearianism	Coldness	Suppression
Henry Marshallow	0.780732	0.501270	1.181077	1.438524	0.832605	0.818351	0.886106
Nerd Pacheco	0.849283	1.097720	1.076351	0.282113	0.618134	0.942212	0.494500
Doc Anice	0.715145	1.046374	0.483910	0.944846	0.596661	0.742538	0.274102
Ruslan Greatness	0.830922	0.780870	0.796481	1.279963	1.036832	0.639742	1.430762
Elvis Figueroa	1.108752	1.169675	1.146143	1.082682	0.796089	0.471405	0.731203

Best Case

Change in Total stars: 1.2237533387294164

Change in Average stars: 0.24475066774588328

	old_pitching_stars	new_pitching_stars	change_in_pitching_stars
Henry Marshallow	3.841550	4.090007	0.248457
Nerd Pacheco	4.180600	4.442577	0.261976
Doc Anice	3.516230	3.754467	0.238237
Ruslan Greatness	4.096695	4.328975	0.232279
Elvis Figueroa	5.483164	5.725968	0.242804

	Pitching Rating	Unthwackability	Ruthlessness	Overpowerment	Shakespearianism	Coldness	Suppression
Henry Marshallow	0.818001	0.531270	1.211077	1.468524	0.862605	0.848351	0.916106
Nerd Pacheco	0.888515	1.127720	1.106351	0.312113	0.648134	0.972212	0.524500
Doc Anice	0.750893	1.076374	0.513910	0.974846	0.626661	0.772538	0.304102
Ruslan Greatness	0.865795	0.810870	0.826481	1.309963	1.066832	0.669742	1.460762
Elvis Figueroa	1.145194	1.199675	1.176143	1.112682	0.826089	0.501405	0.761203

Running Practice

Worst Case

Change in Total stars: 0.33610867852678084

Change in Average stars: 0.04801552550382583

	old_baserunning_stars	new_baserunning_stars	change_in_baserunning_stars
Eduardo Woodman	3.519368	3.566968	0.047600
Beasley Day	3.626384	3.674067	0.047683
Huber Frumple	4.040195	4.086363	0.046169
Jaxon B-ck-ey	4.430863	4.477198	0.046335
Lang Richardson	3.581538	3.629955	0.048416
Yusef Puddles	2.817447	2.869284	0.051836
Jessica Telephone	3.755559	3.803628	0.048069

	Baserunning Rating	Laserlikeness	Continuation	Base Thirst	Indulgence	Ground Friction
Eduardo Woodman	0.713394	0.627191	1.050482	0.536095	0.717616	0.870506
Beasley Day	0.734813	0.629583	0.679022	1.199892	0.602646	0.944967
Huber Frumple	0.817273	0.776723	0.720497	0.863913	0.939982	0.803744
Jaxon B-ck-ey	0.895440	0.899885	1.402203	0.716722	0.723522	0.772351
Lang Richardson	0.725991	0.752498	0.431602	0.855647	0.456945	0.998950
Yusef Puddles	0.573857	0.617851	0.240396	1.006456	0.465636	0.381812
Jessica Telephone	0.760726	0.588318	0.985123	1.093708	0.779102	1.097069

Best Case

Change in Total stars: 1.3394429384136788

Change in Average stars: 0.19134899120195412

	old_baserunning_stars	new_baserunning_stars	change_in_baserunning_stars
Eduardo Woodman	3.519368	3.709222	0.189854
Beasley Day	3.626384	3.816564	0.190180
Huber Frumple	4.040195	4.224509	0.184314
Jaxon B-ck-ey	4.430863	4.615801	0.184938
Lang Richardson	3.581538	3.774434	0.192895
Yusef Puddles	2.817447	3.023073	0.205626
Jessica Telephone	3.755559	3.947195	0.191635

	Baserunning Rating	Laserlikeness	Continuation	Base Thirst	Indulgence	Ground Friction
Eduardo Woodman	0.741844	0.657191	1.080482	0.566095	0.747616	0.900506
Beasley Day	0.763313	0.659583	0.709022	1.229892	0.632646	0.974967
Huber Frumple	0.844902	0.806723	0.750497	0.893913	0.969982	0.833744
Jaxon B-ck-ey	0.923160	0.929885	1.432203	0.746722	0.753522	0.802351
Lang Richardson	0.754887	0.782498	0.461602	0.885647	0.486945	1.028950
Yusef Puddles	0.604615	0.647851	0.270396	1.036456	0.495636	0.411812
Jessica Telephone	0.789439	0.618318	1.015123	1.123708	0.809102	1.127069

Defense Practice

Worst Case

Change in Total stars: 0.5139177657299991

Change in Average stars: 0.04282648047749993

	old_defense_stars	new_defense_stars	change_in_defense_stars
Eduardo Woodman	3.554369	3.597999	0.043631
Beasley Day	3.048787	3.095186	0.046398
Huber Frumple	2.903868	2.951728	0.047860
Jaxon B-ck-ey	3.288755	3.331888	0.043132
Lang Richardson	3.744672	3.788714	0.044042
Yusef Puddles	3.596398	3.640719	0.044321
Jessica Telephone	3.145093	3.189159	0.044066
Henry Marshallow	4.667232	4.705624	0.038392
Nerd Pacheco	2.802547	2.853097	0.050550
Doc Anice	4.202166	4.240916	0.038750
Ruslan Greatness	5.060321	5.095564	0.035244
Elvis Figueroa	4.591225	4.628757	0.037532

	Defense Rating	Omniscience	Tenaciousness	Watchfulness	Anticapitalism	Chasiness
Eduardo Woodman	0.719600	0.449614	0.434310	0.924677	1.024311	1.030885
Beasley Day	0.619037	0.365386	0.408364	1.314772	0.467722	0.603574
Huber Frumple	0.590346	0.482205	0.277753	0.475153	1.026524	0.587598
Jaxon B-ck-ey	0.666378	0.646443	0.480729	0.448125	0.937871	0.425402
Lang Richardson	0.757743	1.053616	0.950524	0.384060	0.400675	0.404329
Yusef Puddles	0.728144	0.499394	0.982955	0.287902	0.664868	0.908316
Jessica Telephone	0.637832	0.620429	0.355718	0.566907	0.681559	0.592176
Henry Marshallow	0.941125	0.876120	1.315255	0.771818	0.460244	1.155636
Nerd Pacheco	0.570619	0.283129	0.706025	0.816231	0.222686	0.503905
Doc Anice	0.848183	0.813438	0.982313	0.938901	0.499813	0.643162
Ruslan Greatness	1.019113	1.180016	0.904059	0.913316	0.858210	1.354688
Elvis Figueroa	0.925751	1.068440	1.105714	0.581716	0.633622	0.898706

Best Case

Change in Total stars: 2.032798492223198

Change in Average stars: 0.16939987435193316

	old_defense_stars	new_defense_stars	change_in_defense_stars
Eduardo Woodman	3.554369	3.726999	0.172630
Beasley Day	3.048787	3.232098	0.183310
Huber Frumple	2.903868	3.092431	0.188563
Jaxon B-ck-ey	3.288755	3.459631	0.170876
Lang Richardson	3.744672	3.918681	0.174010
Yusef Puddles	3.596398	3.771363	0.174965
Jessica Telephone	3.145093	3.319457	0.174364
Henry Marshallow	4.667232	4.819612	0.152381
Nerd Pacheco	2.802547	3.000867	0.198320
Doc Anice	4.202166	4.356079	0.153914
Ruslan Greatness	5.060321	5.200625	0.140304
Elvis Figueroa	4.591225	4.740388	0.149163

	Defense Rating	Omniscience	Tenaciousness	Watchfulness	Anticapitalism	Chasiness
Eduardo Woodman	0.745400	0.479614	0.464310	0.954677	1.054311	1.060885
Beasley Day	0.646420	0.395386	0.438364	1.344772	0.497722	0.633574
Huber Frumple	0.618486	0.512205	0.307753	0.505153	1.056524	0.617598
Jaxon B-ck-ey	0.691926	0.676443	0.510729	0.478125	0.967871	0.455402
Lang Richardson	0.783736	1.083616	0.980524	0.414060	0.430675	0.434329
Yusef Puddles	0.754273	0.529394	1.012955	0.317902	0.694868	0.938316
Jessica Telephone	0.663891	0.650429	0.385718	0.596907	0.711559	0.622176
Henry Marshallow	0.963922	0.906120	1.345255	0.801818	0.490244	1.185636
Nerd Pacheco	0.600173	0.313129	0.736025	0.846231	0.252686	0.533905
Doc Anice	0.871216	0.843438	1.012313	0.968901	0.529813	0.673162
Ruslan Greatness	1.040125	1.210016	0.934059	0.943316	0.888210	1.384688
Elvis Figueroa	0.948078	1.098440	1.135714	0.611716	0.663622	0.928706

Shadow Practice

Your Team's Shadows will have their Defense/Baserunning/Pitching/Hitting Boosted from 1% to 12%.

These blessings increase the team-wide stats or our shadow players. See below for worst and best case rolls. This assumes that it will only boost the respective shadow positions, so batting will only affect the bench, etc.

Shadow Batting Practice

Worst Case

Change in Total stars: 0.465582514784211

Change in Average stars: 0.0775970857973685

	old_batting_stars	new_batting_stars	change_in_batting_stars
Adrian Melon	2.353291	2.414010	0.060718
August Obrien	3.408347	3.470699	0.062352
Mcfarland Vargas	1.383943	1.476773	0.092829
Twofurious Puddles	2.635533	2.722015	0.086482
Mummy Cantburn	1.390958	1.477752	0.086794
Doginic Burgertoes	2.079285	2.155693	0.076407

	Batting Rating	Thwackability	Divinity	Musclitude	Moxie	Patheticism	Martyrdom	Tragicness	Buoyancy
Adrian Melon	0.482802	0.312171	0.718122	0.961649	0.112259	0.265678	0.342170	0.090000	0.553764
August Obrien	0.694140	0.651217	0.937569	0.923891	0.502708	0.913854	0.566849	0.090000	0.473958
Mcfarland Vargas	0.295355	0.127084	0.786150	0.317714	0.185366	0.974279	0.427832	0.090000	0.561343
Twofurious Puddles	0.544403	0.587625	0.490623	0.867061	0.986273	0.802102	0.019182	0.090000	0.484513
Mummy Cantburn	0.295550	0.105592	0.586609	0.957265	0.535890	0.906564	0.022553	0.090000	0.937160
Doginic Burgertoes	0.431139	0.186724	0.994426	0.115629	0.944521	0.202919	0.048098	0.751237	0.314905

Best Case

Change in Total stars: 4.548014966625795

Change in Average stars: 0.7580024944376325

	old_batting_stars	new_batting_stars	change_in_batting_stars
Adrian Melon	2.353291	3.033053	0.679762
August Obrien	3.408347	4.082129	0.673782
Mcfarland Vargas	1.383943	2.225020	0.841077
Twofurious Puddles	2.635533	3.354184	0.718652
Mummy Cantburn	1.390958	2.220729	0.829771
Doginic Burgertoes	2.079285	2.884257	0.804971

	Batting Rating	Thwackability	Divinity	Musclitude	Moxie	Patheticism	Martyrdom	Tragicness	Buoyancy
Adrian Melon	0.606611	0.422171	0.828122	1.071649	0.222259	0.155678	0.452170	0.010000	0.663764
August Obrien	0.816426	0.761217	1.047569	1.033891	0.612708	0.803854	0.676849	0.010000	0.583958
Mcfarland Vargas	0.445004	0.237084	0.896150	0.427714	0.295366	0.864279	0.537832	0.010000	0.671343
Twofurious Puddles	0.670837	0.697625	0.600623	0.977061	1.096273	0.692102	0.129182	0.010000	0.594513
Mummy Cantburn	0.444146	0.215592	0.696609	1.067265	0.645890	0.796564	0.132553	0.010000	1.047160
Doginic Burgertoes	0.576851	0.296724	1.104426	0.225629	1.054521	0.092919	0.158098	0.641237	0.424905

Shadow Pitching Practice

Worst Case

Change in Total stars: 0.6959431944569421

Change in Average stars: 0.0773270216063269

	old_pitching_stars	new_pitching_stars	change_in_pitching_stars
Castillo Logan	3.022344	3.093824	0.071480
Bambi Perez	0.340030	0.431085	0.091055
Jesús Rodriguez	1.281753	1.337202	0.055449
Jefferson Delacruz	0.583451	0.684939	0.101488
Case Lancaster	3.291826	3.357347	0.065521
Haruta Byrd	2.728771	2.789924	0.061153
Javier Lotus	0.765838	0.818349	0.052510
Tiana Takahashi	3.094250	3.226215	0.131965
Lucy Tokkan	3.708740	3.774062	0.065322

	Pitching Rating	Unthwackability	Ruthlessness	Overpowerment	Shakespearianism	Coldness	Suppression
Castillo Logan	0.618765	0.972056	0.689044	0.176984	1.004242	0.100067	0.240832
Bambi Perez	0.086217	0.028422	0.488632	0.284202	0.161506	0.592147	0.120881
Jesús Rodriguez	0.267440	0.201237	0.689646	0.294989	0.196662	0.401038	0.818921
Jefferson Delacruz	0.136988	0.215741	0.195705	0.396775	0.014881	0.693663	0.107056
Case Lancaster	0.671469	0.877044	0.839197	0.200119	0.835333	0.878251	0.092117
Haruta Byrd	0.557985	0.756009	0.694712	0.199109	0.612043	0.765252	0.370515
Javier Lotus	0.163670	0.117195	0.280303	0.280723	0.808413	0.499265	0.631886
Tiana Takahashi	0.645243	0.920065	0.971592	0.726677	0.038954	0.606122	0.955940
Lucy Tokkan	0.754812	0.911966	1.005562	0.273758	0.983020	0.190980	0.331805

Best Case

Change in Total stars: 6.961428824088222

Change in Average stars: 0.773492091565358

	old_pitching_stars	new_pitching_stars	change_in_pitching_stars
Castillo Logan	3.022344	3.833175	0.810831
Bambi Perez	0.340030	1.146391	0.806361
Jesús Rodriguez	1.281753	1.946115	0.664362
Jefferson Delacruz	0.583451	1.295765	0.712314
Case Lancaster	3.291826	4.057331	0.765505
Haruta Byrd	2.728771	3.450752	0.721981
Javier Lotus	0.765838	1.391343	0.625504
Tiana Takahashi	3.094250	4.179182	1.084931
Lucy Tokkan	3.708740	4.478378	0.769638

	Pitching Rating	Unthwackability	Ruthlessness	Overpowerment	Shakespearianism	Coldness	Suppression
Castillo Logan	0.766635	1.082056	0.799044	0.286984	1.114242	0.210067	0.350832
Bambi Perez	0.229278	0.138422	0.598632	0.394202	0.271506	0.702147	0.230881
Jesús Rodriguez	0.389223	0.311237	0.799646	0.404989	0.306662	0.511038	0.928921
Jefferson Delacruz	0.259153	0.325741	0.305705	0.506775	0.124881	0.803663	0.217056
Case Lancaster	0.811466	0.987044	0.949197	0.310119	0.945333	0.988251	0.202117
Haruta Byrd	0.690150	0.866009	0.804712	0.309109	0.722043	0.875252	0.480515
Javier Lotus	0.278269	0.227195	0.390303	0.390723	0.918413	0.609265	0.741886
Tiana Takahashi	0.835836	1.030065	1.081592	0.836677	0.148954	0.716122	1.065940
Lucy Tokkan	0.895676	1.021966	1.115562	0.383758	1.093020	0.300980	0.441805

Shadow Running Practice

Worst Case

Change in Total stars: 0.3779591112420766

Change in Average stars: 0.06299318520701276

	old_baserunning_stars	new_baserunning_stars	change_in_baserunning_stars
Adrian Melon	3.116697	3.171746	0.055049
August Obrien	3.318856	3.378726	0.059870
Mcfarland Vargas	3.783245	3.831944	0.048700
Twofurious Puddles	1.817993	1.877135	0.059142
Mummy Cantburn	2.021513	2.083616	0.062102
Doginic Burgertoes	1.779564	1.872660	0.093096

	Baserunning Rating	Laserlikeness	Continuation	Base Thirst	Indulgence	Ground Friction
Adrian Melon	0.634349	0.850831	0.594640	0.495051	0.186399	0.431241
August Obrien	0.675745	0.976470	0.150389	0.711812	0.491149	0.425344
Mcfarland Vargas	0.766389	0.932765	0.567085	0.822168	0.492377	0.431246
Twofurious Puddles	0.375427	0.203390	0.388033	0.524860	0.898752	0.873079
Mummy Cantburn	0.416723	0.298250	0.842320	0.949393	0.108762	0.769435
Doginic Burgertoes	0.374532	0.332288	0.037095	0.627854	0.637448	0.903013

Best Case

Change in Total stars: 4.0516944755187625

Change in Average stars: 0.6752824125864604

	old_baserunning_stars	new_baserunning_stars	change_in_baserunning_stars
Adrian Melon	3.116697	3.747971	0.631273
August Obrien	3.318856	3.988228	0.669372
Mcfarland Vargas	3.783245	4.359164	0.575919
Twofurious Puddles	1.817993	2.492548	0.674555
Mummy Cantburn	2.021513	2.711657	0.690144
Doginic Burgertoes	1.779564	2.589995	0.810431

	Baserunning Rating	Laserlikeness	Continuation	Base Thirst	Indulgence	Ground Friction
Adrian Melon	0.749594	0.960831	0.704640	0.605051	0.296399	0.541241
August Obrien	0.797646	1.086470	0.260389	0.821812	0.601149	0.535344
Mcfarland Vargas	0.871833	1.042765	0.677085	0.932168	0.602377	0.541246
Twofurious Puddles	0.498510	0.313390	0.498033	0.634860	1.008752	0.983079
Mummy Cantburn	0.542331	0.408250	0.952320	1.059393	0.218762	0.879435
Doginic Burgertoes	0.517999	0.442288	0.147095	0.737854	0.747448	1.013013

Shadow Defense Practice

Worst Case

Change in Total stars: 1.1356251052662554

Change in Average stars: 0.07570834035108369

	old_defense_stars	new_defense_stars	change_in_defense_stars
Adrian Melon	2.664412	2.718599	0.054187
August Obrien	2.035102	2.125446	0.090344
Mcfarland Vargas	2.071032	2.162907	0.091874
Twofurious Puddles	3.610790	3.655879	0.045089
Mummy Cantburn	3.289650	3.332702	0.043052
Doginic Burgertoes	1.538638	1.636112	0.097474
Castillo Logan	2.996505	3.049184	0.052679
Bambi Perez	2.859667	2.923939	0.064272
Jesús Rodriguez	1.417111	1.614089	0.196978
Jefferson Delacruz	3.914262	3.955411	0.041149
Case Lancaster	3.176257	3.242411	0.066154
Haruta Byrd	1.671932	1.826684	0.154752
Javier Lotus	3.872915	3.914990	0.042076
Tiana Takahashi	3.198836	3.247083	0.048247
Lucy Tokkan	2.890814	2.938111	0.047297

	Defense Rating	Omniscience	Tenaciousness	Watchfulness	Anticapitalism	Chasiness
Adrian Melon	0.543720	0.198840	0.353662	0.915908	0.526713	0.946550
August Obrien	0.425089	0.064615	0.493368	0.847103	0.337928	0.662261
Mcfarland Vargas	0.432581	0.064401	0.366182	0.600229	0.751915	0.914134
Twofurious Puddles	0.731176	0.857265	0.919861	0.270410	0.665028	0.390553
Mummy Cantburn	0.666540	0.601982	0.406224	0.526128	0.635545	0.865624
Doginic Burgertoes	0.327222	0.057259	0.874391	0.425999	0.128550	0.102532
Castillo Logan	0.609837	0.759614	0.201755	0.727648	0.501621	0.829861
Bambi Perez	0.584788	0.732095	0.807496	0.744400	0.151465	0.118700
Jesús Rodriguez	0.322818	0.277421	0.105104	0.971620	0.944389	0.015755
Jefferson Delacruz	0.791082	0.986397	0.431596	0.814808	0.794419	0.818188
Case Lancaster	0.648482	0.977359	0.739116	0.271638	0.095625	0.970254
Haruta Byrd	0.365337	0.343077	0.443116	0.668868	0.020078	0.136473
Javier Lotus	0.782998	0.801387	0.851055	0.628322	0.310643	0.954035
Tiana Takahashi	0.649417	0.787910	0.314693	0.806121	0.971034	0.277249
Lucy Tokkan	0.587622	0.763587	0.458123	0.287660	0.490330	0.284403

Best Case

Change in Total stars: 10.166516472113571

Change in Average stars: 0.6777677648075714

	old_defense_stars	new_defense_stars	change_in_defense_stars
Adrian Melon	2.664412	3.266263	0.601851
August Obrien	2.035102	2.854276	0.819174
Mcfarland Vargas	2.071032	2.901058	0.830026
Twofurious Puddles	3.610790	4.126072	0.515282
Mummy Cantburn	3.289650	3.789322	0.499672
Doginic Burgertoes	1.538638	2.430513	0.891874
Castillo Logan	2.996505	3.579799	0.583295
Bambi Perez	2.859667	3.526931	0.667264
Jesús Rodriguez	1.417111	2.504935	1.087824
Jefferson Delacruz	3.914262	4.392425	0.478163
Case Lancaster	3.176257	3.844708	0.668451
Haruta Byrd	1.671932	2.621269	0.949337
Javier Lotus	3.872915	4.358847	0.485933
Tiana Takahashi	3.198836	3.746364	0.547528
Lucy Tokkan	2.890814	3.431656	0.540842

	Defense Rating	Omniscience	Tenaciousness	Watchfulness	Anticapitalism	Chasiness
Adrian Melon	0.653253	0.308840	0.463662	1.025908	0.636713	1.056550
August Obrien	0.570855	0.174615	0.603368	0.957103	0.447928	0.772261
Mcfarland Vargas	0.580212	0.174401	0.476182	0.710229	0.861915	1.024134
Twofurious Puddles	0.825214	0.967265	1.029861	0.380410	0.775028	0.500553
Mummy Cantburn	0.757864	0.711982	0.516224	0.636128	0.745545	0.975624
Doginic Burgertoes	0.486103	0.167259	0.984391	0.535999	0.238550	0.212532
Castillo Logan	0.715960	0.869614	0.311755	0.837648	0.611621	0.939861
Bambi Perez	0.705386	0.842095	0.917496	0.854400	0.261465	0.228700
Jesús Rodriguez	0.500987	0.387421	0.215104	1.081620	1.054389	0.125755
Jefferson Delacruz	0.878485	1.096397	0.541596	0.924808	0.904419	0.928188
Case Lancaster	0.768942	1.087359	0.849116	0.381638	0.205625	1.080254
Haruta Byrd	0.524254	0.453077	0.553116	0.778868	0.130078	0.246473
Javier Lotus	0.871769	0.911387	0.961055	0.738322	0.420643	1.064035
Tiana Takahashi	0.749273	0.897910	0.424693	0.916121	1.081034	0.387249
Lucy Tokkan	0.686331	0.873587	0.568123	0.397660	0.600330	0.394403

Easy Out

Move the worst Hitter on your Team to the last spot in your Lineup.

See below for the new lineup order.

	Batting	Pitching	Baserunning	Defense
Eduardo Woodman	4.0	2.0	3.5	3.5
Beasley Day	4.5	3.0	3.5	3.0
Huber Frumple	3.5	1.5	4.0	3.0
Jaxon B-ck-ey	6.5	3.5	4.5	3.5
Lang Richardson	3.0	0.5	3.5	3.5
Jessica Telephone	5.5	2.5	4.0	3.0
Yusef Puddles	2.0	2.5	3.0	3.5

Lead Off

Move the best Baserunner on your Team to the first position in your Lineup.

See below for the new lineup order.

	Batting	Pitching	Baserunning	Defense
Jaxon B-ck-ey	6.5	3.5	4.5	3.5
Eduardo Woodman	4.0	2.0	3.5	3.5
Beasley Day	4.5	3.0	3.5	3.0
Huber Frumple	3.5	1.5	4.0	3.0
Lang Richardson	3.0	0.5	3.5	3.5
Yusef Puddles	2.0	2.5	3.0	3.5
Jessica Telephone	5.5	2.5	4.0	3.0

Blood Pact

Recruit a Random Player with the Siphon Modification to your Team.

See below for list of all living players with Siphon. If this refers to generating a new player instead of stealing an existing one then it is the same as a reroll, which is likely worse than our team average.

	Batting	Pitching	Baserunning	Defense
Halexandrey Walton	3.0	1.0	1.5	4.5
Glabe Moon	3.0	2.0	4.0	6.0
Silvia Rugrat	2.5	3.0	1.0	2.0
Spears Taylor	1.5	1.5	2.0	5.5
Cory Ross	4.0	3.0	5.0	7.0
Dudley Mueller	4.5	2.5	2.5	4.0
Jordan Hildebert	4.5	3.0	3.5	3.5
Randy Dennis	4.0	1.5	2.5	3.5
Isaac Johnson	3.5	2.5	4.0	6.5
Logan Rodriguez	2.0	2.5	3.0	4.5
Theodore Cervantes	2.5	4.5	2.5	4.0
Richardson Games	3.0	1.5	6.5	8.5
Nagomi Mcdaniel	3.5	4.0	3.5	3.0
Knight Triumphant	5.5	4.5	4.0	5.0
Richmond Harrison	3.5	1.5	3.5	5.0
Ortiz Morse	1.5	1.0	1.5	3.0
Beans McBlase	3.5	3.5	1.5	5.5
Winnie Hess	5.5	6.5	6.0	4.5

Fringe Benefit

Recruit a Random Player with the Perk Modification to your Team.

See below for list of all living players with Perk. If this refers to generating a new player instead of stealing an existing one then it is the same as a reroll, which is likely worse than our team average.

	Batting	Pitching	Baserunning	Defense
Halexandrey Walton	3.0	1.0	1.5	4.5
Cornelius Games	1.5	1.5	1.5	3.5
Glabe Moon	3.0	2.0	4.0	6.0
Elijah Valenzuela	1.5	1.5	2.5	3.0
Ren Morin	1.5	1.0	1.5	1.5
Baby Doyle	5.5	2.5	3.0	4.5
Parker Meng	2.0	4.0	2.5	3.5
Sandie Turner	4.0	3.5	4.0	3.0
Holden Stanton	3.0	0.5	2.5	4.0
Commissioner Vapor	4.5	2.5	4.0	3.0
Theodore Cervantes	2.5	4.5	2.5	4.0
Knight Triumphant	5.5	4.5	4.0	5.0
Beans McBlase	3.5	3.5	1.5	5.5

Epiphany

A Random Player from your Team's Lineup will have their Divinity Boosted from -20% to 60%.

Divinity is the player attribute associated with hitting Home Runs. See below for how we compare with the rest of the league and stat change in the best and worst case rolls.

League Average

	Divinity
Flowers	0.971703
Crabs	0.928555
Shoe Thieves	0.917459
Spies	0.845064
Steaks	0.841085
Worms	0.820672
Pies	0.815103
Moist Talkers	0.777749
Lift	0.776262
Fridays	0.773535
Tacos	0.740311
Tigers	0.737095
Firefighters	0.728460
Magic	0.703769
Millennials	0.700450
Lovers	0.662699
Sunbeams	0.661671
Jazz Hands	0.656750
Georgias	0.653655
Dale	0.641938
Garages	0.638587
Breath Mints	0.629792
Wild Wings	0.625159
Mechanics	0.612156

Best Case

	Batting Rating	Thwackability	Divinity	Musclitude	Moxie	Patheticism	Martyrdom	Tragicness	Buoyancy
Eduardo Woodman	1.004883	1.019391	1.446540	0.650666	0.575519	0.595517	0.574554	0.100000	0.705869
Beasley Day	1.021496	1.045160	1.504890	0.372953	0.547377	0.211371	0.733784	0.001000	1.009991
Huber Frumple	0.786314	0.355753	1.710535	0.748250	1.065467	0.472268	0.469047	0.217702	0.941004
Jaxon B-ck-ey	1.546045	1.567382	1.642101	1.746709	1.930045	0.001000	1.986793	0.001000	1.393504
Lang Richardson	0.871282	0.812722	1.000621	0.622843	0.941821	0.205246	0.498400	0.001000	0.551015
Yusef Puddles	0.712831	1.033698	0.784577	0.675196	0.151908	0.630778	0.110821	0.057271	1.010015
Jessica Telephone	1.299768	1.113282	1.816455	1.326294	0.982475	0.215902	1.574396	0.100000	0.919039

Worst Case

	Batting Rating	Thwackability	Divinity	Musclitude	Moxie	Patheticism	Martyrdom	Tragicness	Buoyancy
Eduardo Woodman	0.758068	1.019391	0.646540	0.650666	0.575519	0.595517	0.574554	0.100000	0.705869
Beasley Day	0.783344	1.045160	0.704890	0.372953	0.547377	0.211371	0.733784	0.001000	1.009991
Huber Frumple	0.630599	0.355753	0.910535	0.748250	1.065467	0.472268	0.469047	0.217702	0.941004
Jaxon B-ck-ey	1.223798	1.567382	0.842101	1.746709	1.930045	0.001000	1.986793	0.001000	1.393504
Lang Richardson	0.496473	0.812722	0.200621	0.622843	0.941821	0.205246	0.498400	0.001000	0.551015
Yusef Puddles	0.154833	1.033698	0.010000	0.675196	0.151908	0.630778	0.110821	0.057271	1.010015
Jessica Telephone	1.060762	1.113282	1.016455	1.326294	0.982475	0.215902	1.574396	0.100000	0.919039

Dirty Bulk

A Random Player from your Team's Lineup will have their Musclitude Boosted from -20% to 60%.

Musclitude is the player attribute associated with hitting doubles. See below for how we compare with the rest of the league and stat change in the best and worst case rolls.

League Average

	Musclitude
Fridays	0.992379
Shoe Thieves	0.959911
Worms	0.928152
Pies	0.877559
Firefighters	0.864646
Moist Talkers	0.816451
Flowers	0.750123
Millennials	0.749358
Steaks	0.748214
Georgias	0.746579
Jazz Hands	0.726542
Lift	0.717565
Crabs	0.658510
Magic	0.641371
Breath Mints	0.636799
Mechanics	0.620850
Tacos	0.610183
Wild Wings	0.594061
Sunbeams	0.585841
Lovers	0.566771
Tigers	0.528455
Spies	0.509315
Garages	0.474725
Dale	0.469514

Best Case

	Batting Rating	Thwackability	Divinity	Musclitude	Moxie	Patheticism	Martyrdom	Tragicness	Buoyancy
Eduardo Woodman	0.874903	1.019391	0.846540	1.250666	0.575519	0.595517	0.574554	0.100000	0.705869
Beasley Day	0.918653	1.045160	0.904890	0.972953	0.547377	0.211371	0.733784	0.001000	1.009991
Huber Frumple	0.706505	0.355753	1.110535	1.348250	1.065467	0.472268	0.469047	0.217702	0.941004
Jaxon B-ck-ey	1.348089	1.567382	1.042101	2.346709	1.930045	0.001000	1.986793	0.001000	1.393504
Lang Richardson	0.665266	0.812722	0.400621	1.222843	0.941821	0.205246	0.498400	0.001000	0.551015
Yusef Puddles	0.450544	1.033698	0.184577	1.275196	0.151908	0.630778	0.110821	0.057271	1.010015
Jessica Telephone	1.161655	1.113282	1.216455	1.926294	0.982475	0.215902	1.574396	0.100000	0.919039

Worst Case

	Batting Rating	Thwackability	Divinity	Musclitude	Moxie	Patheticism	Martyrdom	Tragicness	Buoyancy
Eduardo Woodman	0.810426	1.019391	0.846540	0.450666	0.575519	0.595517	0.574554	0.100000	0.705869
Beasley Day	0.807029	1.045160	0.904890	0.172953	0.547377	0.211371	0.733784	0.001000	1.009991
Huber Frumple	0.660398	0.355753	1.110535	0.548250	1.065467	0.472268	0.469047	0.217702	0.941004
Jaxon B-ck-ey	1.306591	1.567382	1.042101	1.546709	1.930045	0.001000	1.986793	0.001000	1.393504
Lang Richardson	0.614336	0.812722	0.400621	0.422843	0.941821	0.205246	0.498400	0.001000	0.551015
Yusef Puddles	0.418393	1.033698	0.184577	0.475196	0.151908	0.630778	0.110821	0.057271	1.010015
Jessica Telephone	1.115827	1.113282	1.216455	1.126294	0.982475	0.215902	1.574396	0.100000	0.919039

Living Single

A Random Player from your Team's Rotation will have their Overpowerment Boosted by 40%.

Overpowerment is the player attribute associated with reducing opposing team doubles, triples, and home runs. See below for how we compare with the rest of the league and for the individual stat change.

League Average

	Overpowerment
Pies	0.995626
Shoe Thieves	0.992559
Breath Mints	0.977291
Dale	0.947354
Georgias	0.819308
Tacos	0.817590
Worms	0.813762
Magic	0.808054
Fridays	0.790558
Millennials	0.760234
Steaks	0.748562
Lift	0.737919
Mechanics	0.729480
Jazz Hands	0.709747
Flowers	0.690499
Lovers	0.685264
Wild Wings	0.640733
Firefighters	0.627823
Moist Talkers	0.617625
Spies	0.613252
Crabs	0.579670
Garages	0.544245
Sunbeams	0.525019
Tigers	0.397157

Team Improvement

	Pitching Rating	Unthwackability	Ruthlessness	Overpowerment	Shakespearianism	Coldness	Suppression
Henry Marshallow	0.797294	0.491270	1.171077	1.828524	0.822605	0.808351	0.876106
Nerd Pacheco	0.957575	1.087720	1.066351	0.672113	0.608134	0.932212	0.484500
Doc Anice	0.741841	1.036374	0.473910	1.334846	0.586661	0.732538	0.264102
Ruslan Greatness	0.853692	0.770870	0.786481	1.669963	1.026832	0.629742	1.420762
Elvis Figueroa	1.150024	1.159675	1.136143	1.472682	0.786089	0.461405	0.721203

Triple Crown

A Random Player from your Team's Lineup will have their Ground Friction Boosted by 40%.

Ground Friction is the player attribute associated with hitting Triples. See below for how we compare with the rest of the league and for the individual stat change.

League Average

	Ground Friction
Worms	0.872646
Pies	0.828486
Tacos	0.811381
Steaks	0.800886
Shoe Thieves	0.795869
Crabs	0.704701
Breath Mints	0.678804
Jazz Hands	0.663645
Georgias	0.660216
Flowers	0.656492
Firefighters	0.655257
Lift	0.654876
Magic	0.649819
Moist Talkers	0.623991
Lovers	0.623189
Garages	0.621388
Tigers	0.613915
Fridays	0.608005
Wild Wings	0.586635
Sunbeams	0.571358
Dale	0.531191
Millennials	0.504980
Mechanics	0.504787
Spies	0.434493

Team Improvement

	Baserunning Rating	Laserlikeness	Continuation	Base Thirst	Indulgence	Ground Friction
Eduardo Woodman	0.731263	0.617191	1.040482	0.526095	0.707616	1.260506
Beasley Day	0.751573	0.619583	0.669022	1.189892	0.592646	1.334967
Huber Frumple	0.841696	0.766723	0.710497	0.853913	0.929982	1.193744
Jaxon B-ck-ey	0.924350	0.889885	1.392203	0.706722	0.713522	1.162351
Lang Richardson	0.741056	0.742498	0.421602	0.845647	0.446945	1.388950
Yusef Puddles	0.606184	0.607851	0.230396	0.996456	0.455636	0.771812
Jessica Telephone	0.775018	0.578318	0.975123	1.083708	0.769102	1.487069

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Appendix

• Description of Attributes
• Stlat Viewer
• Historical Player Graphs