Season 17 Election Notes

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Last Updated Season 17, Day 113

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Decrees

Decrees are chosen by majority votes across all teams. 3 decrees will pass this season.

All this season's decrees build various new structures that will presumably add gameplay mechanics.

• Forum: Upshelling Events on the Feed will earn you Coins and Prizes.
• Library: Reveal the Ancient Histories of Blaseball.
• Laboratory: Add a Will that lets you build a custom Item and give it to a Player on your Team.
• Smithy: All non-Playoff Teams from this Season build a Smithy in their Ballpark, which occasionally repairs Items.
• Monument: The Top 99 Events of each Season will be Remembered.
• Fairgrounds: All games have a chance of being Prize Matches, in which the winning Team will open an Item Crate.

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Wills

Will are selected for each team by raffle. Each team will draw 2 random wills. The bottom 4 teams in the league by standings will draw 3. The chosen wills are random, but wills with more votes are more likely to be selected.

Plunder

Steal a Player from the Idols board. Send a random Player from your Team back.

Due to the random nature of the target on our team, this tests the best case (swapping the Best Player on the Idol Board for a position with our worst player in that position) and the worst case (swapping the Best Player on the Idol Board for a position with our best player in that position).

Best Case Swap:

Batting: Swap Beck Whitney for Yusef Puddles

	Pies
batting_change	+11.7319%
pitching_change	+0.0000%
baserunning_change	+9.2840%
defense_change	+3.4670%

Pitching: Swap Pitching Machine for Henry Marshallow

	Pies
batting_change	+0.0000%
pitching_change	+14.4716%
baserunning_change	+0.0000%
defense_change	+0.0000%

Worst Case Swap:

Batting: Swap Beck Whitney for Jaxon Buckley

	Pies
batting_change	+0.6194%
pitching_change	+0.0000%
baserunning_change	+6.4189%
defense_change	+4.1712%

Pitching: Swap Pitching Machine for Elvis Figueroa

	Pies
batting_change	+0.0000%
pitching_change	+4.3523%
baserunning_change	+0.0000%
defense_change	+0.0000%

Equivalent Exchange

Swap a Player from a Team in the opposite Subleague with a Player from your Team. They must be within 2 combined stars of each other.

See below for the 20 best swap candidates for a particular player, sorted by highest stats in the applicable position.

Eduardo Woodman

		Batting	Pitching	Baserunning	Defense
	Team
Eduardo Woodman	Pies	4.0	2.0	3.5	3.0
Jacob Haynes	Flowers	5.5	3.5	2.5	2.0
Math Velazquez	Spies	5.0	3.5	4.0	2.5
Comfort Septemberish	Spies	5.0	1.0	5.0	2.5
August Sky	Jazz Hands	4.5	4.5	2.5	3.0
Baby Triumphant	Firefighters	4.5	2.0	2.5	3.0
Bauer Zimmerman	Jazz Hands	4.5	1.5	3.0	2.5
Avila Guzman	Spies	4.5	1.0	5.0	4.0
Reese Clark	Spies	4.5	3.0	2.0	4.0
Felix Garbage	Tacos	4.5	3.5	2.0	3.0
Denzel Scott	Spies	4.5	2.5	2.5	1.5
Francisca Sasquatch	Dale	4.0	3.0	4.0	3.0
Ortiz Lopez	Georgias	4.0	4.0	3.0	3.0
Paula Mason	Tigers	4.0	3.0	3.5	2.5
Ayanna Dumpington	Tigers	4.0	2.5	4.0	3.0
Chambers Simmons	Flowers	4.0	2.5	4.0	2.0
Fran Beans	Wild Wings	4.0	3.0	2.5	2.5
Wanda Schenn	Firefighters	4.0	2.5	2.5	4.0
Inez Owens	Flowers	4.0	2.5	3.0	4.0
Elwin McGhee	Lift	4.0	2.0	4.5	3.0
Steph Weeks	Jazz Hands	4.0	2.0	4.0	3.0

	Batting Rating	Thwackability	Divinity	Musclitude	Moxie	Patheticism	Martyrdom	Tragicness	Buoyancy
Eduardo Woodman	0.833060	1.019391	0.846540	0.650666	0.575519	0.595517	0.574554	0.100000	0.705869
Jacob Haynes	1.126749	1.334891	1.020797	1.141949	1.265377	0.001000	0.440711	0.013502	0.883104
Math Velazquez	0.981884	1.027667	1.067639	0.709586	1.146343	0.395484	0.622834	0.060000	0.682863
Comfort Septemberish	0.978574	1.177996	1.187902	0.375357	0.767285	0.611622	1.105479	0.060000	0.832023
August Sky	0.943651	1.072420	0.913515	0.993340	0.772470	0.268792	0.465689	0.001000	0.460190
Baby Triumphant	0.927529	0.939663	1.109047	0.626394	0.730501	0.001000	0.217618	0.047784	0.847350
Bauer Zimmerman	0.884063	0.963640	0.967942	0.413869	0.969917	0.426705	0.926229	0.100000	0.225597
Avila Guzman	0.877579	0.473915	1.413259	1.078152	1.325349	0.205733	0.758002	0.001000	0.764657
Reese Clark	0.866074	0.897601	0.825922	0.776604	1.028210	0.358106	1.031754	0.060000	0.896331
Felix Garbage	0.859852	0.766287	1.174788	0.656731	0.329195	0.001000	1.036772	0.001000	0.680168
Denzel Scott	0.850411	0.963515	0.849616	0.566107	0.627399	0.119743	0.673793	0.007747	0.949707
Francisca Sasquatch	0.840101	1.328295	0.582141	0.854700	0.407664	0.145847	1.146511	0.001000	1.253584
Ortiz Lopez	0.829789	0.697184	0.866506	0.812109	1.299085	0.052930	0.563477	0.001000	1.268172
Paula Mason	0.827577	0.694852	1.055756	0.534305	0.665276	0.001000	0.875907	0.053370	0.324011
Ayanna Dumpington	0.813608	0.906731	0.984791	0.530069	0.403099	0.624177	0.943934	0.077774	0.241266
Chambers Simmons	0.799968	0.735538	0.975124	0.888963	0.822225	0.765255	0.580358	0.001000	0.642499
Fran Beans	0.785526	0.853002	0.978388	0.568602	0.482162	0.685546	0.313539	0.001000	0.881484
Wanda Schenn	0.773087	0.507807	1.188279	1.204166	0.468774	0.037260	0.318748	0.724941	0.409040
Inez Owens	0.771255	0.711499	0.772639	0.963068	0.522241	0.001000	1.066154	0.001000	1.192703
Elwin McGhee	0.767834	0.609030	1.059339	0.834665	0.607553	0.615625	0.927843	0.652282	0.591996
Steph Weeks	0.755797	0.924079	0.535894	0.995993	0.983331	0.468980	0.961211	0.001000	0.691205

Beasley Day

		Batting	Pitching	Baserunning	Defense
	Team
Beasley Day	Pies	4.5	3.0	3.5	3.0
Jessica Telephone	Lift	5.5	2.5	4.0	3.0
Jacob Haynes	Flowers	5.5	3.5	2.5	2.0
Baby Doyle	Jazz Hands	5.5	2.5	3.0	4.5
Vessalius Sundae	Worms	5.5	3.0	4.0	3.0
Math Velazquez	Spies	5.0	3.5	4.0	2.5
Comfort Septemberish	Spies	5.0	1.0	5.0	2.5
August Sky	Jazz Hands	4.5	4.5	2.5	3.0
Baby Triumphant	Firefighters	4.5	2.0	2.5	3.0
Grollis Zephyr	Lift	4.5	3.5	4.0	3.0
Yusef Fenestrate	Lift	4.5	2.5	4.0	3.5
Randy Dennis	Dale	4.5	2.5	4.0	4.5
Swamuel Mora	Firefighters	4.5	2.0	4.5	4.5
Kaz Fiasco	Sunbeams	4.5	3.5	3.5	3.5
Avila Guzman	Spies	4.5	1.0	5.0	4.0
Brock Watson	Wild Wings	4.5	3.0	4.0	4.0
Coolname Galvanic	Lift	4.5	3.5	4.0	4.0
Reese Clark	Spies	4.5	3.0	2.0	4.0
Felix Garbage	Tacos	4.5	3.5	2.0	3.0
Silvaire Roadhouse	Flowers	4.0	3.0	3.5	4.5
Flattery McKinley	Georgias	4.0	2.5	5.0	4.0

	Batting Rating	Thwackability	Divinity	Musclitude	Moxie	Patheticism	Martyrdom	Tragicness	Buoyancy
Beasley Day	0.854906	1.045160	0.904890	0.372953	0.547377	0.211371	0.733784	0.001000	1.009991
Jessica Telephone	1.129590	1.113282	1.216455	1.326294	0.982475	0.215902	1.574396	0.100000	0.919039
Jacob Haynes	1.126749	1.334891	1.020797	1.141949	1.265377	0.001000	0.440711	0.013502	0.883104
Baby Doyle	1.124430	1.354587	1.063011	1.403270	0.680199	0.211433	1.286896	0.001000	1.341413
Vessalius Sundae	1.085161	0.901458	1.455532	0.589826	1.334141	0.001000	1.264359	0.001000	0.637839
Math Velazquez	0.981884	1.027667	1.067639	0.709586	1.146343	0.395484	0.622834	0.060000	0.682863
Comfort Septemberish	0.978574	1.177996	1.187902	0.375357	0.767285	0.611622	1.105479	0.060000	0.832023
August Sky	0.943651	1.072420	0.913515	0.993340	0.772470	0.268792	0.465689	0.001000	0.460190
Baby Triumphant	0.927529	0.939663	1.109047	0.626394	0.730501	0.001000	0.217618	0.047784	0.847350
Grollis Zephyr	0.918341	1.015597	1.159573	0.479638	0.637968	0.634753	0.850535	0.001000	0.379088
Yusef Fenestrate	0.917904	0.707016	1.167877	0.770614	1.241785	0.311063	1.179928	0.001000	0.803840
Randy Dennis	0.917519	1.192867	0.938011	0.733469	0.478484	0.518441	0.596579	0.001000	1.223386
Swamuel Mora	0.913197	0.708837	1.095372	1.318632	0.893338	0.093564	0.618643	0.001000	1.074175
Kaz Fiasco	0.884225	0.809203	0.949141	1.339992	0.515998	0.001000	1.023906	0.290065	1.072474
Avila Guzman	0.877579	0.473915	1.413259	1.078152	1.325349	0.205733	0.758002	0.001000	0.764657
Brock Watson	0.874652	0.503273	1.309383	1.178311	1.250319	0.216144	0.785394	0.001000	1.081014
Coolname Galvanic	0.873092	0.989761	0.930567	0.556676	0.685598	0.304954	0.438576	0.001000	0.514047
Reese Clark	0.866074	0.897601	0.825922	0.776604	1.028210	0.358106	1.031754	0.060000	0.896331
Felix Garbage	0.859852	0.766287	1.174788	0.656731	0.329195	0.001000	1.036772	0.001000	0.680168
Silvaire Roadhouse	0.848298	0.629280	1.268029	0.571013	0.594633	0.001000	0.800449	0.001000	0.296135
Flattery McKinley	0.846079	0.635815	1.120859	1.099080	0.902795	0.451235	0.555215	0.463287	0.839884

Huber Frumple

		Batting	Pitching	Baserunning	Defense
	Team
Huber Frumple	Pies	4.5	2.0	4.0	3.0
Jessica Telephone	Lift	5.5	2.5	4.0	3.0
Jacob Haynes	Flowers	5.5	3.5	2.5	2.0
Math Velazquez	Spies	5.0	3.5	4.0	2.5
Comfort Septemberish	Spies	5.0	1.0	5.0	2.5
August Sky	Jazz Hands	4.5	4.5	2.5	3.0
Baby Triumphant	Firefighters	4.5	2.0	2.5	3.0
Grollis Zephyr	Lift	4.5	3.5	4.0	3.0
Yusef Fenestrate	Lift	4.5	2.5	4.0	3.5
Kaz Fiasco	Sunbeams	4.5	3.5	3.5	3.5
Bauer Zimmerman	Jazz Hands	4.5	1.5	3.0	2.5
Avila Guzman	Spies	4.5	1.0	5.0	4.0
Brock Watson	Wild Wings	4.5	3.0	4.0	4.0
Reese Clark	Spies	4.5	3.0	2.0	4.0
Felix Garbage	Tacos	4.5	3.5	2.0	3.0
Silvaire Roadhouse	Flowers	4.0	3.0	3.5	4.5
Francisca Sasquatch	Dale	4.0	3.0	4.0	3.0
Ortiz Lopez	Georgias	4.0	4.0	3.0	3.0
Paula Mason	Tigers	4.0	3.0	3.5	2.5
Ayanna Dumpington	Tigers	4.0	2.5	4.0	3.0
Chambers Simmons	Flowers	4.0	2.5	4.0	2.0

	Batting Rating	Thwackability	Divinity	Musclitude	Moxie	Patheticism	Martyrdom	Tragicness	Buoyancy
Huber Frumple	0.857449	0.507458	1.310733	0.932690	1.221501	0.226988	0.685091	0.041371	1.113159
Jessica Telephone	1.129590	1.113282	1.216455	1.326294	0.982475	0.215902	1.574396	0.100000	0.919039
Jacob Haynes	1.126749	1.334891	1.020797	1.141949	1.265377	0.001000	0.440711	0.013502	0.883104
Math Velazquez	0.981884	1.027667	1.067639	0.709586	1.146343	0.395484	0.622834	0.060000	0.682863
Comfort Septemberish	0.978574	1.177996	1.187902	0.375357	0.767285	0.611622	1.105479	0.060000	0.832023
August Sky	0.943651	1.072420	0.913515	0.993340	0.772470	0.268792	0.465689	0.001000	0.460190
Baby Triumphant	0.927529	0.939663	1.109047	0.626394	0.730501	0.001000	0.217618	0.047784	0.847350
Grollis Zephyr	0.918341	1.015597	1.159573	0.479638	0.637968	0.634753	0.850535	0.001000	0.379088
Yusef Fenestrate	0.917904	0.707016	1.167877	0.770614	1.241785	0.311063	1.179928	0.001000	0.803840
Kaz Fiasco	0.884225	0.809203	0.949141	1.339992	0.515998	0.001000	1.023906	0.290065	1.072474
Bauer Zimmerman	0.884063	0.963640	0.967942	0.413869	0.969917	0.426705	0.926229	0.100000	0.225597
Avila Guzman	0.877579	0.473915	1.413259	1.078152	1.325349	0.205733	0.758002	0.001000	0.764657
Brock Watson	0.874652	0.503273	1.309383	1.178311	1.250319	0.216144	0.785394	0.001000	1.081014
Reese Clark	0.866074	0.897601	0.825922	0.776604	1.028210	0.358106	1.031754	0.060000	0.896331
Felix Garbage	0.859852	0.766287	1.174788	0.656731	0.329195	0.001000	1.036772	0.001000	0.680168
Silvaire Roadhouse	0.848298	0.629280	1.268029	0.571013	0.594633	0.001000	0.800449	0.001000	0.296135
Francisca Sasquatch	0.840101	1.328295	0.582141	0.854700	0.407664	0.145847	1.146511	0.001000	1.253584
Ortiz Lopez	0.829789	0.697184	0.866506	0.812109	1.299085	0.052930	0.563477	0.001000	1.268172
Paula Mason	0.827577	0.694852	1.055756	0.534305	0.665276	0.001000	0.875907	0.053370	0.324011
Ayanna Dumpington	0.813608	0.906731	0.984791	0.530069	0.403099	0.624177	0.943934	0.077774	0.241266
Chambers Simmons	0.799968	0.735538	0.975124	0.888963	0.822225	0.765255	0.580358	0.001000	0.642499

Ruslan Greatness

		Batting	Pitching	Baserunning	Defense
	Team
Ruslan Greatness	Pies	5.0	4.0	5.0	5.0
Logan Horseman	Dale	6.5	4.0	5.5	4.0
Knight Triumphant	Georgias	5.5	4.5	4.0	5.0
Aldon Cashmoney	Tigers	5.5	4.0	6.0	3.5
Rivers Clembons	Dale	5.5	4.5	5.5	5.0
Cory Twelve	Flowers	5.0	6.0	4.5	3.5
Mcdowell Mason	Tacos	5.0	3.0	5.0	5.0
Sexton Wheerer	Tacos	4.5	4.0	3.5	5.0
S-ratch Deleuze	Worms	4.5	3.5	5.5	4.0
Loubert Ji-Eun	Worms	4.5	3.5	5.5	4.0
Burke Gonzales	Wild Wings	4.5	6.5	4.5	4.5
Lou Roseheart	Firefighters	4.0	5.5	5.5	4.5
Jayden Wright	Sunbeams	4.0	5.5	4.5	4.5
Yummy Elliott	Tacos	4.0	5.5	3.5	4.0
Rigby Friedrich	Georgias	4.0	5.0	4.5	4.5
Qais Dogwalker	Dale	3.5	5.0	5.0	4.5
W-s--y Poo--	Firefighters	3.5	4.0	5.5	5.5
Engine Eberhardt	Lift	3.5	4.5	5.5	4.0
Walton Sports	Jazz Hands	2.5	5.0	4.5	5.5

	Batting Rating	Thwackability	Divinity	Musclitude	Moxie	Patheticism	Martyrdom	Tragicness	Buoyancy
Ruslan Greatness	0.951096	0.622589	1.145689	1.569998	1.470457	0.001000	1.311486	0.001000	0.683552
Logan Horseman	1.300355	1.665450	1.173453	0.857805	1.573436	0.001000	1.329095	0.001000	1.050575
Knight Triumphant	1.091335	1.286487	0.911714	1.372054	1.179907	0.134104	1.142264	0.001000	0.755333
Aldon Cashmoney	1.088037	1.113406	1.201202	0.778519	1.239221	0.184787	0.821945	0.054294	0.590513
Rivers Clembons	1.074366	0.931926	1.362447	0.571397	1.420467	0.001000	1.213424	0.001000	1.147909
Cory Twelve	0.977005	1.244874	1.062353	0.742898	0.432934	0.410891	0.826872	0.437826	0.414492
Mcdowell Mason	0.957993	0.644408	1.336949	1.128806	0.905926	0.001000	1.469001	0.007180	0.797260
Sexton Wheerer	0.931873	0.734018	1.230132	0.754446	0.991244	0.027839	0.559617	0.001000	0.971950
S-ratch Deleuze	0.900960	1.125916	0.595994	1.205473	1.310680	0.001000	1.273637	0.313625	1.479767
Loubert Ji-Eun	0.894272	1.174171	0.747799	1.266132	0.372224	0.001000	0.614355	0.001000	0.434761
Burke Gonzales	0.859540	0.944277	0.688159	0.986796	1.243003	0.001000	0.455193	0.001000	1.231152
Lou Roseheart	0.846827	0.903376	0.600321	1.485857	1.156499	0.001000	1.445155	0.001000	0.776155
Jayden Wright	0.836901	1.084676	0.600781	0.560433	1.222450	0.001000	1.013062	0.001000	1.009915
Yummy Elliott	0.782097	0.861130	1.014011	0.300666	0.583691	0.695802	0.660567	0.001000	0.731785
Rigby Friedrich	0.773766	0.873691	0.636149	1.229925	0.548090	0.136881	0.534991	0.136305	1.028677
Qais Dogwalker	0.724402	0.725942	1.005882	0.418964	0.430167	0.628016	0.200331	0.201000	0.961479
W-s--y Poo--	0.721194	1.008383	0.476494	0.913536	0.479476	0.166996	1.059152	0.040691	0.804348
Engine Eberhardt	0.702673	0.992790	0.394272	1.197660	0.724390	0.001000	0.499893	0.001000	0.727991
Walton Sports	0.512944	0.314919	0.697308	0.495352	0.337762	0.001000	0.867325	0.001000	0.333963

Jaxon Buckley

		Batting	Pitching	Baserunning	Defense
	Team
Jaxon Buckley	Pies	6.5	4.0	4.0	3.5
Gerund Pantheocide	Lift	5.5	3.5	3.0	4.5
Knight Triumphant	Georgias	5.5	4.5	4.0	5.0
Aldon Cashmoney	Tigers	5.5	4.0	6.0	3.5
Fitzgerald Blackburn	Spies	5.5	4.0	2.5	4.5
Paula Turnip	Tigers	5.0	3.0	4.5	4.0
Lenny Spruce	Flowers	5.0	2.0	5.0	5.0
Cory Twelve	Flowers	5.0	6.0	4.5	3.5
Hahn Fox	Sunbeams	5.0	3.5	5.0	3.5
Mcdowell Mason	Tacos	5.0	3.0	5.0	5.0
Sexton Wheerer	Tacos	4.5	4.0	3.5	5.0
Slosh Truk	Georgias	4.5	4.5	3.5	4.0
S-ratch Deleuze	Worms	4.5	3.5	5.5	4.0
Yurts Buttercup	Georgias	4.5	4.5	3.5	4.0
Loubert Ji-Eun	Worms	4.5	3.5	5.5	4.0
Burke Gonzales	Wild Wings	4.5	6.5	4.5	4.5
Lou Roseheart	Firefighters	4.0	5.5	5.5	4.5
Jayden Wright	Sunbeams	4.0	5.5	4.5	4.5
Famous Owens	Tigers	4.0	4.5	4.0	3.5
Yummy Elliott	Tacos	4.0	5.5	3.5	4.0
Patchwork Southwick	Worms	4.0	5.5	3.0	4.0

	Batting Rating	Thwackability	Divinity	Musclitude	Moxie	Patheticism	Martyrdom	Tragicness	Buoyancy
Jaxon Buckley	1.318562	1.567382	1.042101	1.746709	1.930045	0.001000	1.986793	0.001000	1.393504
Gerund Pantheocide	1.092989	1.374736	1.103403	0.963405	0.640898	0.204602	0.628231	0.001000	0.366867
Knight Triumphant	1.091335	1.286487	0.911714	1.372054	1.179907	0.134104	1.142264	0.001000	0.755333
Aldon Cashmoney	1.088037	1.113406	1.201202	0.778519	1.239221	0.184787	0.821945	0.054294	0.590513
Fitzgerald Blackburn	1.073500	0.842679	1.597854	0.901843	1.012111	0.405462	1.013905	0.061032	1.521494
Paula Turnip	0.987803	0.936996	1.213347	0.725828	1.038930	0.342489	0.471515	0.001000	0.454871
Lenny Spruce	0.981984	0.986336	1.169343	0.511711	0.877758	0.234252	1.301063	0.001000	1.021651
Cory Twelve	0.977005	1.244874	1.062353	0.742898	0.432934	0.410891	0.826872	0.437826	0.414492
Hahn Fox	0.973222	1.088233	1.107177	0.813996	0.578488	0.464380	0.792144	0.001000	0.565428
Mcdowell Mason	0.957993	0.644408	1.336949	1.128806	0.905926	0.001000	1.469001	0.007180	0.797260
Sexton Wheerer	0.931873	0.734018	1.230132	0.754446	0.991244	0.027839	0.559617	0.001000	0.971950
Slosh Truk	0.920512	0.995654	0.751296	1.155080	1.082482	0.001000	1.109981	0.001000	0.409794
S-ratch Deleuze	0.900960	1.125916	0.595994	1.205473	1.310680	0.001000	1.273637	0.313625	1.479767
Yurts Buttercup	0.895192	0.689838	1.277678	1.191714	0.563110	0.519699	1.324784	0.427045	1.213765
Loubert Ji-Eun	0.894272	1.174171	0.747799	1.266132	0.372224	0.001000	0.614355	0.001000	0.434761
Burke Gonzales	0.859540	0.944277	0.688159	0.986796	1.243003	0.001000	0.455193	0.001000	1.231152
Lou Roseheart	0.846827	0.903376	0.600321	1.485857	1.156499	0.001000	1.445155	0.001000	0.776155
Jayden Wright	0.836901	1.084676	0.600781	0.560433	1.222450	0.001000	1.013062	0.001000	1.009915
Famous Owens	0.809860	0.858784	0.908859	0.619809	0.500694	0.097199	0.209929	0.007194	0.696336
Yummy Elliott	0.782097	0.861130	1.014011	0.300666	0.583691	0.695802	0.660567	0.001000	0.731785
Patchwork Southwick	0.778398	0.810242	0.667558	0.701092	0.961414	0.001000	0.754155	0.014536	0.557054

Lang Richardson

		Batting	Pitching	Baserunning	Defense
	Team
Lang Richardson	Pies	3.0	0.5	3.5	3.5
Rat Mason	Tacos	5.0	1.5	2.5	1.5
Summers Preston	Dale	5.0	1.5	1.5	2.0
Baby Triumphant	Firefighters	4.5	2.0	2.5	3.0
Bauer Zimmerman	Jazz Hands	4.5	1.5	3.0	2.5
Randy Castillo	Tigers	4.5	1.5	2.0	2.0
Felix Garbage	Tacos	4.5	3.5	2.0	3.0
Denzel Scott	Spies	4.5	2.5	2.5	1.5
Paula Mason	Tigers	4.0	3.0	3.5	2.5
Chambers Simmons	Flowers	4.0	2.5	4.0	2.0
Fran Beans	Wild Wings	4.0	3.0	2.5	2.5
Wanda Schenn	Firefighters	4.0	2.5	2.5	4.0
Nic Winkler	Flowers	4.0	1.5	3.0	0.5
Steph Weeks	Jazz Hands	4.0	2.0	4.0	3.0
Brisket Friendo	Sunbeams	4.0	1.0	4.0	4.0
Peanutiel Duffy	Firefighters	3.5	3.5	2.0	3.5
Goobie Ballson	Firefighters	3.5	3.0	1.5	1.0
Paula Reddick	Sunbeams	3.5	1.5	2.0	3.0
Siobhan Chark	Georgias	3.5	2.5	2.5	2.0
Nicholas Mora	Tigers	3.5	2.0	3.5	4.0
Allan Kranch	Flowers	3.5	3.5	2.5	2.5

	Batting Rating	Thwackability	Divinity	Musclitude	Moxie	Patheticism	Martyrdom	Tragicness	Buoyancy
Lang Richardson	0.632443	0.812722	0.400621	0.622843	0.941821	0.205246	0.498400	0.001000	0.551015
Rat Mason	1.009065	1.290628	0.798484	1.077502	0.906716	0.030115	1.092972	0.001000	0.653243
Summers Preston	0.974990	0.898723	1.244346	1.227772	0.360495	0.001000	0.848852	0.001000	0.783555
Baby Triumphant	0.927529	0.939663	1.109047	0.626394	0.730501	0.001000	0.217618	0.047784	0.847350
Bauer Zimmerman	0.884063	0.963640	0.967942	0.413869	0.969917	0.426705	0.926229	0.100000	0.225597
Randy Castillo	0.868039	1.030142	1.096949	0.686627	0.257003	0.629329	0.804416	0.022455	1.085623
Felix Garbage	0.859852	0.766287	1.174788	0.656731	0.329195	0.001000	1.036772	0.001000	0.680168
Denzel Scott	0.850411	0.963515	0.849616	0.566107	0.627399	0.119743	0.673793	0.007747	0.949707
Paula Mason	0.827577	0.694852	1.055756	0.534305	0.665276	0.001000	0.875907	0.053370	0.324011
Chambers Simmons	0.799968	0.735538	0.975124	0.888963	0.822225	0.765255	0.580358	0.001000	0.642499
Fran Beans	0.785526	0.853002	0.978388	0.568602	0.482162	0.685546	0.313539	0.001000	0.881484
Wanda Schenn	0.773087	0.507807	1.188279	1.204166	0.468774	0.037260	0.318748	0.724941	0.409040
Nic Winkler	0.770606	0.571435	1.076621	0.415615	0.807003	0.001000	0.656715	0.016265	1.144405
Steph Weeks	0.755797	0.924079	0.535894	0.995993	0.983331	0.468980	0.961211	0.001000	0.691205
Brisket Friendo	0.750956	0.685182	0.177642	0.114903	0.569540	0.573195	0.928465	0.410081	0.798470
Peanutiel Duffy	0.743368	0.938584	0.638454	0.896131	0.570202	0.518180	0.243720	0.200000	0.140592
Goobie Ballson	0.740323	0.914244	0.634407	0.847116	0.440134	0.457991	0.804753	0.100000	0.957262
Paula Reddick	0.739582	0.857896	0.970181	0.063820	1.043207	0.112450	0.247300	0.031275	0.053738
Siobhan Chark	0.724431	0.697336	0.643581	0.652530	0.863380	0.001000	1.058869	0.001000	1.031986
Nicholas Mora	0.720220	0.958400	0.716198	0.146713	0.648028	0.200439	0.746379	0.257737	0.441933
Allan Kranch	0.701213	0.784436	0.626840	0.867818	0.494377	0.560859	0.989182	0.153155	0.932042

Yusef Puddles

		Batting	Pitching	Baserunning	Defense
	Team
Yusef Puddles	Pies	2.0	2.5	3.0	3.5
Rat Mason	Tacos	5.0	1.5	2.5	1.5
Summers Preston	Dale	5.0	1.5	1.5	2.0
Baby Triumphant	Firefighters	4.5	2.0	2.5	3.0
Bauer Zimmerman	Jazz Hands	4.5	1.5	3.0	2.5
Randy Castillo	Tigers	4.5	1.5	2.0	2.0
Felix Garbage	Tacos	4.5	3.5	2.0	3.0
Denzel Scott	Spies	4.5	2.5	2.5	1.5
Chambers Simmons	Flowers	4.0	2.5	4.0	2.0
Fran Beans	Wild Wings	4.0	3.0	2.5	2.5
Wanda Schenn	Firefighters	4.0	2.5	2.5	4.0
Nic Winkler	Flowers	4.0	1.5	3.0	0.5
Steph Weeks	Jazz Hands	4.0	2.0	4.0	3.0
Brisket Friendo	Sunbeams	4.0	1.0	4.0	4.0
Peanutiel Duffy	Firefighters	3.5	3.5	2.0	3.5
Goobie Ballson	Firefighters	3.5	3.0	1.5	1.0
Paula Reddick	Sunbeams	3.5	1.5	2.0	3.0
Siobhan Chark	Georgias	3.5	2.5	2.5	2.0
Nicholas Mora	Tigers	3.5	2.0	3.5	4.0
Allan Kranch	Flowers	3.5	3.5	2.5	2.5
Erin Jesaulenko	Georgias	3.5	1.5	3.0	2.5

	Batting Rating	Thwackability	Divinity	Musclitude	Moxie	Patheticism	Martyrdom	Tragicness	Buoyancy
Yusef Puddles	0.429562	1.033698	0.184577	0.675196	0.151908	0.630778	0.110821	0.057271	1.010015
Rat Mason	1.009065	1.290628	0.798484	1.077502	0.906716	0.030115	1.092972	0.001000	0.653243
Summers Preston	0.974990	0.898723	1.244346	1.227772	0.360495	0.001000	0.848852	0.001000	0.783555
Baby Triumphant	0.927529	0.939663	1.109047	0.626394	0.730501	0.001000	0.217618	0.047784	0.847350
Bauer Zimmerman	0.884063	0.963640	0.967942	0.413869	0.969917	0.426705	0.926229	0.100000	0.225597
Randy Castillo	0.868039	1.030142	1.096949	0.686627	0.257003	0.629329	0.804416	0.022455	1.085623
Felix Garbage	0.859852	0.766287	1.174788	0.656731	0.329195	0.001000	1.036772	0.001000	0.680168
Denzel Scott	0.850411	0.963515	0.849616	0.566107	0.627399	0.119743	0.673793	0.007747	0.949707
Chambers Simmons	0.799968	0.735538	0.975124	0.888963	0.822225	0.765255	0.580358	0.001000	0.642499
Fran Beans	0.785526	0.853002	0.978388	0.568602	0.482162	0.685546	0.313539	0.001000	0.881484
Wanda Schenn	0.773087	0.507807	1.188279	1.204166	0.468774	0.037260	0.318748	0.724941	0.409040
Nic Winkler	0.770606	0.571435	1.076621	0.415615	0.807003	0.001000	0.656715	0.016265	1.144405
Steph Weeks	0.755797	0.924079	0.535894	0.995993	0.983331	0.468980	0.961211	0.001000	0.691205
Brisket Friendo	0.750956	0.685182	0.177642	0.114903	0.569540	0.573195	0.928465	0.410081	0.798470
Peanutiel Duffy	0.743368	0.938584	0.638454	0.896131	0.570202	0.518180	0.243720	0.200000	0.140592
Goobie Ballson	0.740323	0.914244	0.634407	0.847116	0.440134	0.457991	0.804753	0.100000	0.957262
Paula Reddick	0.739582	0.857896	0.970181	0.063820	1.043207	0.112450	0.247300	0.031275	0.053738
Siobhan Chark	0.724431	0.697336	0.643581	0.652530	0.863380	0.001000	1.058869	0.001000	1.031986
Nicholas Mora	0.720220	0.958400	0.716198	0.146713	0.648028	0.200439	0.746379	0.257737	0.441933
Allan Kranch	0.701213	0.784436	0.626840	0.867818	0.494377	0.560859	0.989182	0.153155	0.932042
Erin Jesaulenko	0.697676	0.504348	0.791199	0.779549	0.952603	0.220959	0.833480	0.001000	0.428419

Usurper Violet

		Batting	Pitching	Baserunning	Defense
	Team
Usurper Violet	Pies	3.0	3.0	1.5	4.0
Jacob Haynes	Flowers	5.5	3.5	2.5	2.0
Rat Mason	Tacos	5.0	1.5	2.5	1.5
Summers Preston	Dale	5.0	1.5	1.5	2.0
Baby Triumphant	Firefighters	4.5	2.0	2.5	3.0
Bauer Zimmerman	Jazz Hands	4.5	1.5	3.0	2.5
Randy Castillo	Tigers	4.5	1.5	2.0	2.0
Reese Clark	Spies	4.5	3.0	2.0	4.0
Felix Garbage	Tacos	4.5	3.5	2.0	3.0
Denzel Scott	Spies	4.5	2.5	2.5	1.5
Paula Mason	Tigers	4.0	3.0	3.5	2.5
Ayanna Dumpington	Tigers	4.0	2.5	4.0	3.0
Chambers Simmons	Flowers	4.0	2.5	4.0	2.0
Fran Beans	Wild Wings	4.0	3.0	2.5	2.5
Wanda Schenn	Firefighters	4.0	2.5	2.5	4.0
Inez Owens	Flowers	4.0	2.5	3.0	4.0
Elwin McGhee	Lift	4.0	2.0	4.5	3.0
Steph Weeks	Jazz Hands	4.0	2.0	4.0	3.0
Brisket Friendo	Sunbeams	4.0	1.0	4.0	4.0
Peanutiel Duffy	Firefighters	3.5	3.5	2.0	3.5
Paula Reddick	Sunbeams	3.5	1.5	2.0	3.0

	Batting Rating	Thwackability	Divinity	Musclitude	Moxie	Patheticism	Martyrdom	Tragicness	Buoyancy
Usurper Violet	0.579715	0.894648	0.293503	1.022726	0.869795	0.569699	0.283561	0.100000	0.487176
Jacob Haynes	1.126749	1.334891	1.020797	1.141949	1.265377	0.001000	0.440711	0.013502	0.883104
Rat Mason	1.009065	1.290628	0.798484	1.077502	0.906716	0.030115	1.092972	0.001000	0.653243
Summers Preston	0.974990	0.898723	1.244346	1.227772	0.360495	0.001000	0.848852	0.001000	0.783555
Baby Triumphant	0.927529	0.939663	1.109047	0.626394	0.730501	0.001000	0.217618	0.047784	0.847350
Bauer Zimmerman	0.884063	0.963640	0.967942	0.413869	0.969917	0.426705	0.926229	0.100000	0.225597
Randy Castillo	0.868039	1.030142	1.096949	0.686627	0.257003	0.629329	0.804416	0.022455	1.085623
Reese Clark	0.866074	0.897601	0.825922	0.776604	1.028210	0.358106	1.031754	0.060000	0.896331
Felix Garbage	0.859852	0.766287	1.174788	0.656731	0.329195	0.001000	1.036772	0.001000	0.680168
Denzel Scott	0.850411	0.963515	0.849616	0.566107	0.627399	0.119743	0.673793	0.007747	0.949707
Paula Mason	0.827577	0.694852	1.055756	0.534305	0.665276	0.001000	0.875907	0.053370	0.324011
Ayanna Dumpington	0.813608	0.906731	0.984791	0.530069	0.403099	0.624177	0.943934	0.077774	0.241266
Chambers Simmons	0.799968	0.735538	0.975124	0.888963	0.822225	0.765255	0.580358	0.001000	0.642499
Fran Beans	0.785526	0.853002	0.978388	0.568602	0.482162	0.685546	0.313539	0.001000	0.881484
Wanda Schenn	0.773087	0.507807	1.188279	1.204166	0.468774	0.037260	0.318748	0.724941	0.409040
Inez Owens	0.771255	0.711499	0.772639	0.963068	0.522241	0.001000	1.066154	0.001000	1.192703
Elwin McGhee	0.767834	0.609030	1.059339	0.834665	0.607553	0.615625	0.927843	0.652282	0.591996
Steph Weeks	0.755797	0.924079	0.535894	0.995993	0.983331	0.468980	0.961211	0.001000	0.691205
Brisket Friendo	0.750956	0.685182	0.177642	0.114903	0.569540	0.573195	0.928465	0.410081	0.798470
Peanutiel Duffy	0.743368	0.938584	0.638454	0.896131	0.570202	0.518180	0.243720	0.200000	0.140592
Paula Reddick	0.739582	0.857896	0.970181	0.063820	1.043207	0.112450	0.247300	0.031275	0.053738

Henry Marshallow

		Batting	Pitching	Baserunning	Defense
	Team
Henry Marshallow	Pies	3.5	4.0	2.5	4.5
Patchwork Southwick	Worms	4.0	5.5	3.0	4.0
Rafael Davids	Wild Wings	3.5	5.0	2.5	4.0
Xandra Pancakes	Worms	2.5	5.0	4.0	4.5
Sixpack Santiago	Dale	2.0	5.0	4.5	3.0
Liam Snail	Dale	3.0	4.5	3.5	4.0
Brock Forbes	Flowers	2.0	4.5	3.5	4.0
Miguel James	Sunbeams	3.5	4.5	4.0	3.0
Cell Barajas	Wild Wings	3.5	4.5	2.5	3.5
Howell Rocha	Jazz Hands	3.0	4.5	3.0	3.0
Slosh Truk	Georgias	4.5	4.5	3.5	4.0
August Sky	Jazz Hands	4.5	4.5	2.5	3.0
Tamara Crankit	Jazz Hands	3.5	4.5	3.5	3.0
Famous Owens	Tigers	4.0	4.5	4.0	3.5
Zack Sanders	Sunbeams	3.0	4.5	4.0	4.5
Wyatt Pothos	Jazz Hands	2.5	4.0	3.5	3.0
Frankie Hambone	Georgias	4.0	4.0	3.0	4.0
Ortiz Lopez	Georgias	4.0	4.0	3.0	3.0
Sandoval Crossing	Sunbeams	3.5	4.0	3.5	4.5
Geraldine Frost	Georgias	3.5	4.0	3.0	5.0
Lowe -orbe-	Jazz Hands	2.5	4.0	3.5	4.0

	Pitching Rating	Unthwackability	Ruthlessness	Overpowerment	Shakespearianism	Coldness	Suppression
Henry Marshallow	0.768310	0.491270	1.171077	1.428524	0.822605	0.808351	0.876106
Patchwork Southwick	1.062257	1.540457	0.697152	1.346364	0.526488	1.388100	0.970742
Rafael Davids	1.024624	0.877302	1.168981	1.132574	1.063992	1.102898	1.225367
Xandra Pancakes	0.983680	1.082650	1.004702	0.855130	0.854402	0.470938	0.725690
Sixpack Santiago	0.969910	0.765921	1.199201	1.531857	0.747720	0.826116	0.559834
Liam Snail	0.927995	1.032431	0.858471	0.775995	1.083139	1.016481	0.996009
Brock Forbes	0.925907	1.051020	1.196748	0.490476	0.580398	0.607876	0.990014
Miguel James	0.897735	1.259409	0.825396	0.491799	0.882421	0.333087	0.715153
Cell Barajas	0.897041	1.000652	1.021738	0.796261	0.660169	0.187258	0.212798
Howell Rocha	0.889888	0.991393	0.917381	0.727428	0.863727	0.538830	0.487715
Slosh Truk	0.885440	0.822684	1.116815	0.942004	0.652876	0.513286	0.661398
August Sky	0.867674	0.919416	1.026926	1.165036	0.273096	0.863187	0.950081
Tamara Crankit	0.862725	1.150179	0.822184	0.692369	0.497552	0.563241	0.599731
Famous Owens	0.859655	1.175772	0.855228	0.398536	0.822649	0.615933	1.203411
Zack Sanders	0.851660	0.624977	1.290673	0.976431	0.834661	0.787825	0.918110
Wyatt Pothos	0.844384	0.701425	1.063023	1.132335	0.691922	1.079506	0.799864
Frankie Hambone	0.836979	0.807123	0.834308	1.043111	0.961361	0.970579	1.097802
Ortiz Lopez	0.829857	1.047527	0.661676	0.791540	1.015993	0.642850	0.961705
Sandoval Crossing	0.805532	0.621019	1.298832	0.666054	0.892832	0.661046	1.111381
Geraldine Frost	0.781858	0.904529	0.583946	1.060995	1.103132	1.023078	0.866345
Lowe -orbe-	0.780885	1.156714	0.552445	0.496683	1.460711	0.534085	1.387567

Nerd Pacheco

		Batting	Pitching	Baserunning	Defense
	Team
Nerd Pacheco	Pies	4.5	4.0	4.5	3.0
Yummy Elliott	Tacos	4.0	5.5	3.5	4.0
Patchwork Southwick	Worms	4.0	5.5	3.0	4.0
Rafael Davids	Wild Wings	3.5	5.0	2.5	4.0
Xandra Pancakes	Worms	2.5	5.0	4.0	4.5
Walton Sports	Jazz Hands	2.5	5.0	4.5	5.5
Sixpack Santiago	Dale	2.0	5.0	4.5	3.0
Engine Eberhardt	Lift	3.5	4.5	5.5	4.0
Yurts Buttercup	Georgias	4.5	4.5	3.5	4.0
Liam Snail	Dale	3.0	4.5	3.5	4.0
Brock Forbes	Flowers	2.0	4.5	3.5	4.0
Miguel James	Sunbeams	3.5	4.5	4.0	3.0
Cell Barajas	Wild Wings	3.5	4.5	2.5	3.5
Slosh Truk	Georgias	4.5	4.5	3.5	4.0
Rivers Rosa	Worms	4.0	4.5	4.5	4.0
August Sky	Jazz Hands	4.5	4.5	2.5	3.0
Tamara Crankit	Jazz Hands	3.5	4.5	3.5	3.0
Famous Owens	Tigers	4.0	4.5	4.0	3.5
Zack Sanders	Sunbeams	3.0	4.5	4.0	4.5
Frankie Hambone	Georgias	4.0	4.0	3.0	4.0
Ortiz Lopez	Georgias	4.0	4.0	3.0	3.0

	Pitching Rating	Unthwackability	Ruthlessness	Overpowerment	Shakespearianism	Coldness	Suppression
Nerd Pacheco	0.836120	1.087720	1.066351	0.272113	0.608134	0.932212	0.484500
Yummy Elliott	1.067907	0.933410	1.263936	1.252751	0.746269	1.080218	1.066324
Patchwork Southwick	1.062257	1.540457	0.697152	1.346364	0.526488	1.388100	0.970742
Rafael Davids	1.024624	0.877302	1.168981	1.132574	1.063992	1.102898	1.225367
Xandra Pancakes	0.983680	1.082650	1.004702	0.855130	0.854402	0.470938	0.725690
Walton Sports	0.973727	1.259897	0.798052	0.686300	1.135276	0.722438	1.201971
Sixpack Santiago	0.969910	0.765921	1.199201	1.531857	0.747720	0.826116	0.559834
Engine Eberhardt	0.947901	1.218416	0.822536	0.673169	0.897448	0.853773	0.844007
Yurts Buttercup	0.935903	1.060457	1.153611	0.701502	0.346840	1.287475	0.634202
Liam Snail	0.927995	1.032431	0.858471	0.775995	1.083139	1.016481	0.996009
Brock Forbes	0.925907	1.051020	1.196748	0.490476	0.580398	0.607876	0.990014
Miguel James	0.897735	1.259409	0.825396	0.491799	0.882421	0.333087	0.715153
Cell Barajas	0.897041	1.000652	1.021738	0.796261	0.660169	0.187258	0.212798
Slosh Truk	0.885440	0.822684	1.116815	0.942004	0.652876	0.513286	0.661398
Rivers Rosa	0.880894	0.683383	1.203328	1.250813	0.778924	0.465994	0.718686
August Sky	0.867674	0.919416	1.026926	1.165036	0.273096	0.863187	0.950081
Tamara Crankit	0.862725	1.150179	0.822184	0.692369	0.497552	0.563241	0.599731
Famous Owens	0.859655	1.175772	0.855228	0.398536	0.822649	0.615933	1.203411
Zack Sanders	0.851660	0.624977	1.290673	0.976431	0.834661	0.787825	0.918110
Frankie Hambone	0.836979	0.807123	0.834308	1.043111	0.961361	0.970579	1.097802
Ortiz Lopez	0.829857	1.047527	0.661676	0.791540	1.015993	0.642850	0.961705

Elvis Figueroa

		Batting	Pitching	Baserunning	Defense
	Team
Elvis Figueroa	Pies	4.0	6.0	2.5	5.0
Cory Twelve	Flowers	5.0	6.0	4.5	3.5
Jayden Wright	Sunbeams	4.0	5.5	4.5	4.5
Yummy Elliott	Tacos	4.0	5.5	3.5	4.0
Patchwork Southwick	Worms	4.0	5.5	3.0	4.0
Rigby Friedrich	Georgias	4.0	5.0	4.5	4.5
Rafael Davids	Wild Wings	3.5	5.0	2.5	4.0
Qais Dogwalker	Dale	3.5	5.0	5.0	4.5
Xandra Pancakes	Worms	2.5	5.0	4.0	4.5
Walton Sports	Jazz Hands	2.5	5.0	4.5	5.5
Engine Eberhardt	Lift	3.5	4.5	5.5	4.0
Yurts Buttercup	Georgias	4.5	4.5	3.5	4.0
Liam Snail	Dale	3.0	4.5	3.5	4.0
Slosh Truk	Georgias	4.5	4.5	3.5	4.0
Rivers Rosa	Worms	4.0	4.5	4.5	4.0
Famous Owens	Tigers	4.0	4.5	4.0	3.5
Zack Sanders	Sunbeams	3.0	4.5	4.0	4.5
Frankie Hambone	Georgias	4.0	4.0	3.0	4.0
W-s--y Poo--	Firefighters	3.5	4.0	5.5	5.5
Sexton Wheerer	Tacos	4.5	4.0	3.5	5.0
Sandoval Crossing	Sunbeams	3.5	4.0	3.5	4.5

	Pitching Rating	Unthwackability	Ruthlessness	Overpowerment	Shakespearianism	Coldness	Suppression
Elvis Figueroa	1.173083	1.217065	1.206718	1.134739	0.851240	0.514752	0.772422
Cory Twelve	1.165726	1.219391	1.245387	0.908311	0.777330	1.271451	0.428576
Jayden Wright	1.139956	1.048365	1.177798	1.063803	1.352076	1.104007	0.610450
Yummy Elliott	1.067907	0.933410	1.263936	1.252751	0.746269	1.080218	1.066324
Patchwork Southwick	1.062257	1.540457	0.697152	1.346364	0.526488	1.388100	0.970742
Rigby Friedrich	1.030718	1.215808	1.022046	0.550512	1.213816	0.786244	0.656845
Rafael Davids	1.024624	0.877302	1.168981	1.132574	1.063992	1.102898	1.225367
Qais Dogwalker	1.016129	0.958834	1.026445	1.223849	1.039135	0.739043	0.469360
Xandra Pancakes	0.983680	1.082650	1.004702	0.855130	0.854402	0.470938	0.725690
Walton Sports	0.973727	1.259897	0.798052	0.686300	1.135276	0.722438	1.201971
Engine Eberhardt	0.947901	1.218416	0.822536	0.673169	0.897448	0.853773	0.844007
Yurts Buttercup	0.935903	1.060457	1.153611	0.701502	0.346840	1.287475	0.634202
Liam Snail	0.927995	1.032431	0.858471	0.775995	1.083139	1.016481	0.996009
Slosh Truk	0.885440	0.822684	1.116815	0.942004	0.652876	0.513286	0.661398
Rivers Rosa	0.880894	0.683383	1.203328	1.250813	0.778924	0.465994	0.718686
Famous Owens	0.859655	1.175772	0.855228	0.398536	0.822649	0.615933	1.203411
Zack Sanders	0.851660	0.624977	1.290673	0.976431	0.834661	0.787825	0.918110
Frankie Hambone	0.836979	0.807123	0.834308	1.043111	0.961361	0.970579	1.097802
W-s--y Poo--	0.828930	1.036001	0.861256	0.398420	1.032953	0.650169	0.834712
Sexton Wheerer	0.826895	0.798889	0.906990	0.837579	0.933111	0.810487	0.820770
Sandoval Crossing	0.805532	0.621019	1.298832	0.666054	0.892832	0.661046	1.111381

Tiana Takahashi

		Batting	Pitching	Baserunning	Defense
	Team
Tiana Takahashi	Pies	1.5	4.0	3.0	3.5
Silvia Rugrat	Wild Wings	3.0	5.0	1.5	2.0
Wyatt Mason IV	Tacos	1.0	4.5	2.0	4.0
Howell Rocha	Jazz Hands	3.0	4.5	3.0	3.0
Alexandria Rosales	Spies	3.5	4.5	2.0	2.0
Wyatt Pothos	Jazz Hands	2.5	4.0	3.5	3.0
Montgomery Bullock	Georgias	1.5	4.0	2.0	4.0
Lowe -orbe-	Jazz Hands	2.5	4.0	3.5	4.0
Jacoby Podcast	Worms	3.0	4.0	2.5	4.0
Ri--- F-r-wall	Dale	3.5	3.5	1.5	3.0
Gloria Bugsnax	Flowers	3.0	3.5	3.0	3.5
Peanutiel Duffy	Firefighters	3.5	3.5	2.0	3.5
Felix Garbage	Tacos	4.5	3.5	2.0	3.0
Vito Kravitz	Tacos	3.0	3.5	4.0	2.5
Jacob Haynes	Flowers	5.5	3.5	2.5	2.0
Silvaire Semiquaver	Lift	3.0	3.5	3.0	3.0
Caleb Alvarado	Firefighters	1.5	3.5	3.0	5.0
Mags Banananana	Lift	1.5	3.5	3.0	2.5
Allan Kranch	Flowers	3.5	3.5	2.5	2.5
Campos Arias	Jazz Hands	3.0	3.0	2.5	3.0
Cudi Di Batterino	Lift	2.5	3.0	1.5	3.5

	Pitching Rating	Unthwackability	Ruthlessness	Overpowerment	Shakespearianism	Coldness	Suppression
Tiana Takahashi	0.810165	0.947905	1.114604	0.997307	0.116079	0.633482	1.019964
Silvia Rugrat	0.964018	1.022203	1.171607	0.574934	0.730968	1.145101	1.276643
Wyatt Mason IV	0.909013	0.859159	1.110696	0.885281	0.977619	0.194373	0.879172
Howell Rocha	0.889888	0.991393	0.917381	0.727428	0.863727	0.538830	0.487715
Alexandria Rosales	0.850843	1.047870	0.946711	0.989889	0.210874	0.792020	0.787636
Wyatt Pothos	0.844384	0.701425	1.063023	1.132335	0.691922	1.079506	0.799864
Montgomery Bullock	0.819070	1.278244	0.648692	0.631618	0.431200	1.165453	0.458598
Lowe -orbe-	0.780885	1.156714	0.552445	0.496683	1.460711	0.534085	1.387567
Jacoby Podcast	0.775008	0.655825	1.074474	0.642677	0.932817	1.023811	0.197180
Ri--- F-r-wall	0.746472	0.743714	0.942633	0.768359	0.504081	0.601937	0.222965
Gloria Bugsnax	0.721071	0.563520	1.090335	0.647403	1.082299	0.496075	0.911904
Peanutiel Duffy	0.718428	1.010493	0.796744	0.614971	0.223555	0.410115	0.681556
Felix Garbage	0.711317	1.014352	0.580127	0.783082	0.413142	0.822527	0.571830
Vito Kravitz	0.707906	0.456809	1.203282	0.765106	1.154169	0.926928	1.129080
Jacob Haynes	0.706752	0.825415	1.032256	0.472339	0.225795	0.904192	0.437275
Silvaire Semiquaver	0.703346	0.669066	0.744796	0.803725	0.979206	1.073113	0.506767
Caleb Alvarado	0.684903	0.659630	0.833616	0.938392	0.471352	0.597049	0.387369
Mags Banananana	0.656907	0.970959	0.873893	0.229340	0.430627	0.156140	0.517634
Allan Kranch	0.651506	0.912638	0.539455	0.799631	0.469960	0.341912	0.039109
Campos Arias	0.641737	0.579399	0.823919	0.874541	0.521808	0.724201	0.505968
Cudi Di Batterino	0.627383	0.708442	0.664072	0.923520	0.314453	0.905493	0.301326

Foreshadow

Swap a Player from your Shadows to your active roster.

There are 14 shadows players to swap with our 12 existing players. Below is a breakdown comparing the best shadows players with the worst player in the particular position.

Note that position does not matter for the swap: any shadows player can bat or pitch.

Batting:

	Batting	Pitching	Baserunning	Defense
Yusef Puddles	2.0	2.5	3.0	3.5
Peanut Holloway	6.5	4.5	5.5	6.0
Haruta Byrd	3.5	2.5	2.5	1.5
Javier Lotus	3.5	1.0	3.5	4.0
August Obrien	3.5	1.0	3.5	2.0

	Batting Rating	Thwackability	Divinity	Musclitude	Moxie	Patheticism	Martyrdom	Tragicness	Buoyancy
Yusef Puddles	0.429562	1.033698	0.184577	0.675196	0.151908	0.630778	0.110821	0.057271	1.010015
Peanut Holloway	1.286142	0.851898	0.833918	0.708373	0.751382	0.143342	0.558181	0.100000	0.460595
Haruta Byrd	0.724391	0.721433	0.917077	0.853010	0.585921	0.832203	0.169263	0.100000	0.124161
Javier Lotus	0.682621	0.938964	0.386700	0.901328	0.942211	0.205027	0.884526	0.100000	0.815592
August Obrien	0.681669	0.641217	0.927569	0.913891	0.492708	0.923854	0.556849	0.100000	0.463958

Pitching:

	Batting	Pitching	Baserunning	Defense
Henry Marshallow	3.5	4.0	2.5	4.5
Peanut Holloway	6.5	4.5	5.5	6.0
Lucy Tokkan	2.0	3.5	1.0	3.0
Doc Anice	3.0	3.5	3.0	4.5
Twofurious Puddles	2.5	3.5	2.0	3.5

	Pitching Rating	Unthwackability	Ruthlessness	Overpowerment	Shakespearianism	Coldness	Suppression
Henry Marshallow	0.768310	0.491270	1.171077	1.428524	0.822605	0.808351	0.876106
Peanut Holloway	0.898684	0.722434	0.588934	0.919687	0.436348	1.093499	0.888946
Lucy Tokkan	0.741748	0.901966	0.995562	0.263758	0.973020	0.180980	0.321805
Doc Anice	0.734279	1.076739	0.487964	0.959145	0.632001	0.765347	0.305586
Twofurious Puddles	0.694922	0.811110	0.650034	0.807712	0.718615	0.416240	0.725894

Move

Move a Player on your Team to the desired location on your Roster.

Move would move a player from any location on the team (including Shadows) to another position, increasing the number of players in that position. See below for moving our best hitting pitcher or best pitching hitter into their preferred position.

Batting

Moving Nerd Pacheco to the Lineup

	Pies
batting_change	+1.1431%
pitching_change	+2.0267%
baserunning_change	+1.7584%
defense_change	-1.7209%

Moving Yusef Puddles to the Shadows

	Pies
batting_change	+5.3934%
pitching_change	+0.0000%
baserunning_change	+2.0815%
defense_change	+0.0186%

Pitching

Moving Jaxon Buckley to the Rotation

	Pies
batting_change	-7.3066%
pitching_change	-0.9549%
baserunning_change	-1.1928%
defense_change	+0.8234%

Moving Henry Marshallow to the Shadows

	Pies
batting_change	+0.0000%
pitching_change	+4.2870%
baserunning_change	+0.0000%
defense_change	+0.0000%

Transfuse

Boost a Player on your Team by 15% to 30% in a Stat Category of your choice, but Impair them in a Random other Category.

The stat that is negatively impacted is random. It is generally better to boost pitchers, as only the pitching stats are used for that position. See below for how this would affect various team members at the 2 extreme percentages. This will only affect one player.

15% Change:

	old_batting_stars	new_batting_stars	change_in_batting_stars
Eduardo Woodman	4.165300	4.885272	0.719972
Beasley Day	4.274532	4.998553	0.724021
Huber Frumple	4.287244	5.039095	0.751851
Ruslan Greatness	4.755482	5.439372	0.683890
Jaxon Buckley	6.592812	7.226397	0.633585
Lang Richardson	3.162214	3.907698	0.745485
Yusef Puddles	2.147811	3.068746	0.920935
Usurper Violet	2.898577	3.704516	0.805939

	Batting Rating	Thwackability	Divinity	Musclitude	Moxie	Patheticism	Martyrdom	Tragicness	Buoyancy
Eduardo Woodman	0.977054	1.169391	0.996540	0.800666	0.725519	0.445517	0.724554	0.010000	0.855869
Beasley Day	0.999711	1.195160	1.054890	0.522953	0.697377	0.061371	0.883784	0.010000	1.159991
Huber Frumple	1.007819	0.657458	1.460733	1.082690	1.371501	0.076988	0.835091	0.010000	1.263159
Ruslan Greatness	1.087874	0.772589	1.295689	1.719998	1.620457	0.010000	1.461486	0.010000	0.833552
Jaxon Buckley	1.445279	1.717382	1.192101	1.896709	2.080045	0.010000	2.136793	0.010000	1.543504
Lang Richardson	0.781540	0.962722	0.550621	0.772843	1.091821	0.055246	0.648400	0.010000	0.701015
Yusef Puddles	0.613749	1.183698	0.334577	0.825196	0.301908	0.480778	0.260821	0.010000	1.160015
Usurper Violet	0.740903	1.044648	0.443503	1.172726	1.019795	0.419699	0.433561	0.010000	0.637176

	old_pitching_stars	new_pitching_stars	change_in_pitching_stars
Henry Marshallow	3.841550	4.774535	0.932985
Nerd Pacheco	4.180600	5.151709	0.971109
Elvis Figueroa	5.865415	6.788955	0.923540
Tiana Takahashi	4.050827	5.114910	1.064082

	Pitching Rating	Unthwackability	Ruthlessness	Overpowerment	Shakespearianism	Coldness	Suppression
Henry Marshallow	0.954907	0.641270	1.321077	1.578524	0.972605	0.958351	1.026106
Nerd Pacheco	1.030342	1.237720	1.216351	0.422113	0.758134	1.082212	0.634500
Elvis Figueroa	1.357791	1.367065	1.356718	1.284739	1.001240	0.664752	0.922422
Tiana Takahashi	1.022982	1.097905	1.264604	1.147307	0.266079	0.783482	1.169964

30% Change:

	old_batting_stars	new_batting_stars	change_in_batting_stars
Eduardo Woodman	4.165300	5.585918	1.420618
Beasley Day	4.274532	5.676802	1.402269
Huber Frumple	4.287244	5.741328	1.454084
Ruslan Greatness	4.755482	6.104166	1.348684
Jaxon Buckley	6.592812	7.852389	1.259577
Lang Richardson	3.162214	4.606233	1.444019
Yusef Puddles	2.147811	3.885398	1.737587
Usurper Violet	2.898577	4.460398	1.561822

	Batting Rating	Thwackability	Divinity	Musclitude	Moxie	Patheticism	Martyrdom	Tragicness	Buoyancy
Eduardo Woodman	1.117184	1.319391	1.146540	0.950666	0.875519	0.295517	0.874554	0.010000	1.005869
Beasley Day	1.135360	1.345160	1.204890	0.672953	0.847377	0.010000	1.033784	0.010000	1.309991
Huber Frumple	1.148266	0.807458	1.610733	1.232690	1.521501	0.010000	0.985091	0.010000	1.413159
Ruslan Greatness	1.220833	0.922589	1.445689	1.869998	1.770457	0.010000	1.611486	0.010000	0.983552
Jaxon Buckley	1.570478	1.867382	1.342101	2.046709	2.230045	0.010000	2.286793	0.010000	1.693504
Lang Richardson	0.921247	1.112722	0.700621	0.922843	1.241821	0.010000	0.798400	0.010000	0.851015
Yusef Puddles	0.777080	1.333698	0.484577	0.975196	0.451908	0.330778	0.410821	0.010000	1.310015
Usurper Violet	0.892080	1.194648	0.593503	1.322726	1.169795	0.269699	0.583561	0.010000	0.787176

	old_pitching_stars	new_pitching_stars	change_in_pitching_stars
Henry Marshallow	3.841550	5.714489	1.872939
Nerd Pacheco	4.180600	6.110125	1.929525
Elvis Figueroa	5.865415	7.728461	1.863046
Tiana Takahashi	4.050827	6.101567	2.050740

	Pitching Rating	Unthwackability	Ruthlessness	Overpowerment	Shakespearianism	Coldness	Suppression
Henry Marshallow	1.142898	0.791270	1.471077	1.728524	1.122605	1.108351	1.176106
Nerd Pacheco	1.222025	1.387720	1.366351	0.572113	0.908134	1.232212	0.784500
Elvis Figueroa	1.545692	1.517065	1.506718	1.434739	1.151240	0.814752	1.072422
Tiana Takahashi	1.220313	1.247905	1.414604	1.297307	0.416079	0.933482	1.319964

Alternate Trust

Call in an Alternate for a Player on your Team, with a mystery Benefit.

An Alternate is a player reroll and the Benefit is an unknown modification. Below shows the change in Team Average Stars from rerolling our worst player, assuming they would be replaced with the Statistically Average player.

Rerolling Yusef Puddles

	Pies
batting_change	-0.3695%
pitching_change	+0.0000%
baserunning_change	-0.7936%
defense_change	-2.6761%

Reform

Re-roll an eligible Permanent Modification for a Player on your Team.

Below is a list of all players with modifications that could be rerolled. It would be better to reroll modifications with negative effects.

	mods
Beasley Day	[Minimalist]
Ruslan Greatness	[Friend of Crows]
Jaxon Buckley	[Fire Eater]
Henry Marshallow	[Maximalist]

Enrich

Pick a modification for your Team next season.

This will gives the option of choosing between

• The Fourth Strike: Those with the Fourth Strike will get an extra strike in each at bat.
• High Pressure: This Team will play 25% better in Flooding weather when runners are on base.
• Life of the Party: This team gets 10% more from their Party Time stat boosts.
• Home Field Advantage: Teams with Home Field Advantage will start each home game with one run.
• Affinity for Crows: Players with Affinity for Crows will hit and pitch 50% better during Birds weather.
• Traveling: Traveling teams will play 5% better in Away games.

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Blessings

Blessings are selected by raffle across all teams. Each blessing will be awarded to one random team, where teams with more votes are more likely to be selected.

Buddies

Two Adjacent Players in your Team's Lineup will gain +15% Moxie.

Moxie is the attribute most associated with getting walks (plate discipline). See below for how this would change the attributes of each player.

	Batting	Pitching	Baserunning	Defense
Eduardo Woodman	4.0	2.0	3.5	3.0
Beasley Day	4.5	3.0	3.5	3.0
Huber Frumple	4.5	2.0	4.0	3.0
Ruslan Greatness	5.0	4.0	5.0	5.0
Jaxon Buckley	6.5	4.0	4.0	3.5
Lang Richardson	3.0	0.5	3.5	3.5
Yusef Puddles	2.5	2.5	3.0	3.5
Usurper Violet	3.0	3.0	1.5	4.0

	Batting Rating	Thwackability	Divinity	Musclitude	Moxie	Patheticism	Martyrdom	Tragicness	Buoyancy
Eduardo Woodman	0.847658	1.019391	0.846540	0.650666	0.725519	0.595517	0.574554	0.100000	0.705869
Beasley Day	0.870577	1.045160	0.904890	0.372953	0.697377	0.211371	0.733784	0.001000	1.009991
Huber Frumple	0.864930	0.507458	1.310733	0.932690	1.371501	0.226988	0.685091	0.041371	1.113159
Ruslan Greatness	0.958051	0.622589	1.145689	1.569998	1.620457	0.001000	1.311486	0.001000	0.683552
Jaxon Buckley	1.325985	1.567382	1.042101	1.746709	2.080045	0.001000	1.986793	0.001000	1.393504
Lang Richardson	0.639492	0.812722	0.400621	0.622843	1.091821	0.205246	0.498400	0.001000	0.551015
Yusef Puddles	0.452270	1.033698	0.184577	0.675196	0.301908	0.630778	0.110821	0.057271	1.010015
Usurper Violet	0.586674	0.894648	0.293503	1.022726	1.019795	0.569699	0.283561	0.100000	0.487176

Power Chaarge

Chaarge! Give your Team AA Blood.

This would make all our players have AA Blood, and give the team a blood-specific Modification. The effects of this modification are unknown.

Xenomorph

Give your Team Acidic Blood.

This would make all our players have Acidic Blood, and give the team a blood-specific Modification. The effects of this modification are unknown.

On Deck

Call the Alternate for all Players in your Shadows.

This would randomize all players in our shadows.

Supply Run

All Players on your Team with an available Item slot (empty or broken) will open a Generic Jersey Crate.

All Players on your Team with an available Item slot (empty or broken) will open a Generic Ring Crate.

All Players on your Team with an available Item slot (empty or broken) will open a Generic Necklace Crate.

All Players on your Team with an available Item slot (empty or broken) will open a Generic Sunglasses Crate.

For reference, these items boost the following:

Item Type	Attributes	Stat
Jersey	+Musclitude	Batting
Ring	+Ruthlessness	Pitching
Necklace	+Moxie	Batting
Sunglasses	+Cinnamon	Vibes

This would provide Generic Jerseys, Rings, Necklaces, and Sunglasses to the following players:

	Batting	Pitching	Baserunning	Defense
Huber Frumple	4.5	2.0	4.0	3.0
Ruslan Greatness	5.0	4.0	5.0	5.0
Jaxon Buckley	6.5	4.0	4.0	3.5
Yusef Puddles	2.0	2.5	3.0	3.5
Henry Marshallow	3.5	4.0	2.5	4.5
Nerd Pacheco	4.5	4.0	4.5	3.0
Elvis Figueroa	4.0	6.0	2.5	5.0

Handcrafted Drop

A Random Hitter on your Team with an available Item slot (empty or broken) will open a Handcrafted Jersey Crate.

A Random Pitcher on your Team with an available Item slot (empty or broken) will open a Handcrafted Ring Crate.

A Random Hitter on your Team with an available Item slot (empty or broken) will open a Handcrafted Necklace Crate.

A Random Player on your Team with an available Item slot (empty or broken) will open a Handcrafted Sunglasses Crate.

For reference, these items boost the following:

Item Type	Attributes	Stat
Jersey	+Musclitude	Batting
Ring	+Ruthlessness	Pitching
Necklace	+Moxie	Batting
Sunglasses	+Cinnamon	Vibes

This would provide Special Jerseys, Rings, Necklaces, and Sunglasses to one of the following players:

Jersey or Necklace

	Batting	Pitching	Baserunning	Defense
Huber Frumple	4.5	2.0	4.0	3.0
Ruslan Greatness	5.0	4.0	5.0	5.0
Jaxon Buckley	6.5	4.0	4.0	3.5
Yusef Puddles	2.0	2.5	3.0	3.5

Ring

	Batting	Pitching	Baserunning	Defense
Henry Marshallow	3.5	4.0	2.5	4.5
Nerd Pacheco	4.5	4.0	4.5	3.0
Elvis Figueroa	4.0	6.0	2.5	5.0

Sunglasses

	Batting	Pitching	Baserunning	Defense
Huber Frumple	4.5	2.0	4.0	3.0
Ruslan Greatness	5.0	4.0	5.0	5.0
Jaxon Buckley	6.5	4.0	4.0	3.5
Yusef Puddles	2.0	2.5	3.0	3.5
Henry Marshallow	3.5	4.0	2.5	4.5
Nerd Pacheco	4.5	4.0	4.5	3.0
Elvis Figueroa	4.0	6.0	2.5	5.0

Crate Drop

A Random Hitter on your Team with an available Item slot (empty or broken) will open a Dexterity Crate.

A Random Player on your Team with an available Item slot (empty or broken) will open a Slime Crate.

A Random Hitter on your Team with an available Item slot (empty or broken) will open a Blood Crate.

A Random Pitcher on your Team with an available Item slot (empty or broken) will open an Intelligence Crate.

For reference, these items boost the following:

Item Type	Attributes	Stat
Dexterity	+Thwackability, +Omniscience, +Continuation	+Batting, +Defense, +Baserunning
Slimy	-Laserlikeness, +Watchfulness, +Omniscience, +Tenaciousness	-Baserunning, +Defense
Blood	+Divinity, +Martyrdom, -Basethirst	+Batting, -Baserunning
Intelligence	+Ruthlessness, +Anticapitalism, +Shakespearianism	+Pitching, +Defense

This will open various crates for a random player on our team.

Dexterity or Blood

	Batting	Pitching	Baserunning	Defense
Huber Frumple	4.5	2.0	4.0	3.0
Ruslan Greatness	5.0	4.0	5.0	5.0
Jaxon Buckley	6.5	4.0	4.0	3.5
Yusef Puddles	2.0	2.5	3.0	3.5

Intelligence

	Batting	Pitching	Baserunning	Defense
Henry Marshallow	3.5	4.0	2.5	4.5
Nerd Pacheco	4.5	4.0	4.5	3.0
Elvis Figueroa	4.0	6.0	2.5	5.0

Slime

	Batting	Pitching	Baserunning	Defense
Huber Frumple	4.5	2.0	4.0	3.0
Ruslan Greatness	5.0	4.0	5.0	5.0
Jaxon Buckley	6.5	4.0	4.0	3.5
Yusef Puddles	2.0	2.5	3.0	3.5
Henry Marshallow	3.5	4.0	2.5	4.5
Nerd Pacheco	4.5	4.0	4.5	3.0
Elvis Figueroa	4.0	6.0	2.5	5.0

In a Pinch

Promote the Best Baserunner in your Team's Shadows to a random position in the Lineup.

See below for new player and the change in team stats.

Moving Peanut Holloway to the Lineup

	Batting	Pitching	Baserunning	Defense
Peanut Holloway	6.5	4.5	5.5	6.0
Eduardo Woodman	4.0	2.0	3.5	3.0
Beasley Day	4.5	3.0	3.5	3.0
Huber Frumple	4.5	2.0	4.0	3.0
Ruslan Greatness	5.0	4.0	5.0	5.0
Jaxon Buckley	6.5	4.0	4.0	3.5
Lang Richardson	3.0	0.5	3.5	3.5
Yusef Puddles	2.0	2.5	3.0	3.5
Usurper Violet	3.0	3.0	1.5	4.0

	Baserunning Rating	Laserlikeness	Continuation	Base Thirst	Indulgence	Ground Friction
Peanut Holloway	1.065175	0.618806	0.362588	0.481880	0.848308	1.047406
Eduardo Woodman	0.700068	0.617191	1.040482	0.526095	0.707616	0.815097
Beasley Day	0.725277	0.619583	0.669022	1.189892	0.592646	0.934967
Huber Frumple	0.808039	0.766723	0.710497	0.853913	0.929982	0.793744
Ruslan Greatness	1.032786	1.375092	0.602818	0.693571	1.108719	0.605824
Jaxon Buckley	0.792695	0.789885	1.292203	0.606722	0.613522	0.662351
Lang Richardson	0.716308	0.742498	0.421602	0.845647	0.446945	0.988950
Yusef Puddles	0.563489	0.607851	0.230396	0.996456	0.455636	0.371812
Usurper Violet	0.334915	0.829727	0.996871	0.222526	0.013191	0.015431

	Pies
batting_change	+5.3227%
pitching_change	+0.0000%
baserunning_change	+3.9553%
defense_change	+5.2367%

Patchwork

Promote the Best Defender in your Team's Shadows to a random position in the Lineup.

See below for new player and the change in team stats.

Moving Peanut Holloway to the Lineup

	Batting	Pitching	Baserunning	Defense
Peanut Holloway	6.5	4.5	5.5	6.0
Eduardo Woodman	4.0	2.0	3.5	3.0
Beasley Day	4.5	3.0	3.5	3.0
Huber Frumple	4.5	2.0	4.0	3.0
Ruslan Greatness	5.0	4.0	5.0	5.0
Jaxon Buckley	6.5	4.0	4.0	3.5
Lang Richardson	3.0	0.5	3.5	3.5
Yusef Puddles	2.0	2.5	3.0	3.5
Usurper Violet	3.0	3.0	1.5	4.0

	Defense Rating	Omniscience	Tenaciousness	Watchfulness	Anticapitalism	Chasiness
Peanut Holloway	1.186694	0.418685	0.495287	1.054413	0.901115	0.821125
Eduardo Woodman	0.619466	0.339614	0.324310	0.814677	0.914311	0.920885
Beasley Day	0.609757	0.355386	0.398364	1.304772	0.457722	0.593574
Huber Frumple	0.580774	0.472205	0.267753	0.465153	1.016524	0.577598
Ruslan Greatness	1.012064	1.170016	0.894059	0.903316	0.848210	1.344688
Jaxon Buckley	0.657751	0.636443	0.470729	0.438125	0.927871	0.415402
Lang Richardson	0.748934	1.043616	0.940524	0.374060	0.390675	0.394329
Yusef Puddles	0.714086	0.489394	0.972955	0.277902	0.609092	0.898316
Usurper Violet	0.780281	1.064183	0.740791	0.533876	0.390291	0.646039

	Pies
batting_change	+5.3227%
pitching_change	+0.0000%
baserunning_change	+3.9553%
defense_change	+5.2367%

Alternator

Recruit a Random Player in the League with the Alternate Modification to your Team.

See below for list of all active players with Alternate. This will not remove an existing player from our team.

		Batting	Pitching	Baserunning	Defense
	Team
Elwin McGhee	Lift	4.0	2.0	4.5	3.0
Elijah Valenzuela	Jazz Hands	0.5	2.5	2.0	2.0
Campos Arias	Jazz Hands	3.0	3.0	2.5	3.0
Kathy Mathews	Jazz Hands	3.0	2.5	3.0	3.0
Socks Maybe	Firefighters	1.5	0.0	2.5	3.0
Justice Spoon	Firefighters	3.5	0.0	2.0	2.0
Yong Wright	Wild Wings	3.0	0.5	2.5	2.5
Ronan Combs	Wild Wings	2.5	2.0	2.0	2.5
Burke Gonzales	Wild Wings	4.5	6.5	4.5	4.5
Joshua Watson	Wild Wings	3.0	3.5	3.0	5.0
Flattery McKinley	Georgias	4.0	2.5	5.0	4.0
Sexton Wheerer	Tacos	4.5	4.0	3.5	5.0
Vito Kravitz	Tacos	3.0	3.5	4.0	2.5
Jasmine Washington	Dale	2.0	2.5	1.5	2.0
Rivers Clembons	Dale	5.5	4.5	5.5	5.0
Inez Owens	Flowers	4.0	2.5	3.0	4.0
Dunn Keyes	Flowers	3.0	4.0	5.0	4.0
Cory Twelve	Flowers	5.0	6.0	4.5	3.5
Eugenia Bickle	Sunbeams	3.0	3.5	2.5	4.5
Yeong-Ho Garcia	Spies	3.5	2.0	3.5	4.0
Math Velazquez	Spies	5.0	3.5	4.0	2.5
Kichiro Guerra	Worms	2.0	1.5	4.0	3.5
Igneus Delacruz	Worms	3.0	2.0	2.0	2.5
Leach Herman	Steaks	3.5	4.0	5.0	3.5
Oliver Notarobot	Garages	3.5	2.5	3.5	2.0
Malik Destiny	Garages	5.0	5.0	5.0	4.0
Betsy Trombone	Garages	2.0	2.0	2.5	2.5
Evelton McBlase II	Mechanics	2.0	2.5	3.0	4.0
Stevenson Heat	Fridays	4.0	3.5	4.5	4.5
Baldwin Breadwinner	Fridays	4.0	3.0	2.0	2.0
Jesús Koch	Moist Talkers	3.0	1.5	2.5	3.0
Jenkins Good	Moist Talkers	2.0	3.0	0.5	2.0
Stu Trololol	Shoe Thieves	4.0	2.5	3.0	4.5
Snyder Briggs	Shoe Thieves	4.0	5.0	2.5	3.5
Rodriguez Internet	Breath Mints	3.0	1.0	1.5	2.0
Mooney Doctor II	Breath Mints	3.5	4.0	4.5	3.0
Fynn Doyle	Breath Mints	1.5	2.0	1.0	2.5
Parker Meng	Crabs	2.0	4.5	2.5	3.5

Strange Attractor

Recruit a Random Player in the League with the Attractor Modification to your Team.

See below for list of all active players with Attractor. This will not remove an existing player from our team.

Notes:

• This lists the False Stars, they will play using their player attributes instead.

		Batting	Pitching	Baserunning	Defense
	Team
Brisket Friendo	Sunbeams	4.0	1.0	4.0	4.0
Chorby Short	Millennials	5.5	7.5	7.0	5.5
Oscar Dollie	Shoe Thieves	5.0	6.0	5.0	5.5

Last Not Least

The Last Three Players in your Team's Lineup will gain 10% Thwackability.

Thwackability is the attribute most associated with making contact. See below for how this would change the attributes of each player.

	Batting	Pitching	Baserunning	Defense
Eduardo Woodman	4.0	2.0	3.5	3.0
Beasley Day	4.5	3.0	3.5	3.0
Huber Frumple	4.5	2.0	4.0	3.0
Ruslan Greatness	5.0	4.0	5.0	5.0
Jaxon Buckley	6.5	4.0	4.0	3.5
Lang Richardson	3.5	0.5	3.5	3.5
Yusef Puddles	2.0	2.5	3.0	3.5
Usurper Violet	3.0	3.0	1.5	4.0

	Batting Rating	Thwackability	Divinity	Musclitude	Moxie	Patheticism	Martyrdom	Tragicness	Buoyancy
Eduardo Woodman	0.833060	1.019391	0.846540	0.650666	0.575519	0.595517	0.574554	0.100000	0.705869
Beasley Day	0.854906	1.045160	0.904890	0.372953	0.547377	0.211371	0.733784	0.001000	1.009991
Huber Frumple	0.857449	0.507458	1.310733	0.932690	1.221501	0.226988	0.685091	0.041371	1.113159
Ruslan Greatness	0.951096	0.622589	1.145689	1.569998	1.470457	0.001000	1.311486	0.001000	0.683552
Jaxon Buckley	1.318562	1.567382	1.042101	1.746709	1.930045	0.001000	1.986793	0.001000	1.393504
Lang Richardson	0.658658	0.912722	0.400621	0.622843	0.941821	0.205246	0.498400	0.001000	0.551015
Yusef Puddles	0.443672	1.133698	0.184577	0.675196	0.151908	0.630778	0.110821	0.057271	1.010015
Usurper Violet	0.601618	0.994648	0.293503	1.022726	0.869795	0.569699	0.283561	0.100000	0.487176

Set the Table

Move the Best Overall Hitter in your Team's Lineup or Rotation to the #3 spot in your Team's Lineup.

See below for the new lineup order.

	Batting	Pitching	Baserunning	Defense
Eduardo Woodman	4.0	2.0	3.5	3.0
Beasley Day	4.5	3.0	3.5	3.0
Jaxon Buckley	6.5	4.0	4.0	3.5
Huber Frumple	4.5	2.0	4.0	3.0
Ruslan Greatness	5.0	4.0	5.0	5.0
Lang Richardson	3.0	0.5	3.5	3.5
Yusef Puddles	2.0	2.5	3.0	3.5
Usurper Violet	3.0	3.0	1.5	4.0

Grounded

A random player in your Team's Rotation will gain 40% Overpowerment but lose 20% Unthwackability.

Overpowerment is the attribute most associated with reducing big hits (Homers, Triples). Unthwackability is the attribute most associated with reducing hits in general. See below for how this would change the attributes of each player.

	Batting	Pitching	Baserunning	Defense
Henry Marshallow	3.5	3.0	2.5	4.5
Nerd Pacheco	4.5	4.5	4.5	3.0
Elvis Figueroa	4.0	5.5	2.5	5.0
Tiana Takahashi	1.5	4.0	3.0	3.5

	Pitching Rating	Unthwackability	Ruthlessness	Overpowerment	Shakespearianism	Coldness	Suppression
Henry Marshallow	0.613912	0.291270	1.171077	1.828524	0.822605	0.808351	0.876106
Nerd Pacheco	0.865071	0.887720	1.066351	0.672113	0.608134	0.932212	0.484500
Elvis Figueroa	1.122062	1.017065	1.206718	1.534739	0.851240	0.514752	0.772422
Tiana Takahashi	0.756979	0.747905	1.114604	1.397307	0.116079	0.633482	1.019964

Untouchable

A random player in your Team's Rotation will gain 40% Unthwackability but lose 20% Overpowerment.

Overpowerment is the attribute most associated with reducing big hits (Homers, Triples). Unthwackability is the attribute most associated with reducing hits in general. See below for how this would change the attributes of each player.

	Batting	Pitching	Baserunning	Defense
Henry Marshallow	3.5	5.0	2.5	4.5
Nerd Pacheco	4.5	4.0	4.5	3.0
Elvis Figueroa	4.0	6.5	2.5	5.0
Tiana Takahashi	1.5	4.5	3.0	3.5

	Pitching Rating	Unthwackability	Ruthlessness	Overpowerment	Shakespearianism	Coldness	Suppression
Henry Marshallow	1.011709	0.891270	1.171077	1.228524	0.822605	0.808351	0.876106
Nerd Pacheco	0.801236	1.487720	1.066351	0.072113	0.608134	0.932212	0.484500
Elvis Figueroa	1.313423	1.617065	1.206718	0.934739	0.851240	0.514752	0.772422
Tiana Takahashi	0.934201	1.347905	1.114604	0.797307	0.116079	0.633482	1.019964

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Appendix

• Description of Attributes
• Stlat Viewer
• Historical Player Graphs