Season 18 Election Notes

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Last Updated Season 18, Day 101

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Decrees

Decrees are chosen by majority votes across all teams. 3 decrees will pass this season.

Wrecking Ball

Gain Access to the Wrecking Ball to Remove unwanted Renovations.

This would allow teams to remove renovations. This could be particularly useful to make the team lighter, as stadium mods increase eDensity.

Hype Train

Build Hype in your Ballparks when you Shame Opponents.

The purpose of Hype is unknown.

Pies shamed teams 5 times at home last season.

Ratification

Renovations built by at least 18 Teams will be Ratified into Non-Physical Law for the entire League.

See below for list of Renovations and the number currently built overall.

	Number Built
PsychoAcoustics	14
Secret Base	14
Echo Chamber	5
Sweetener	14
Salmon Cannons	11
Hotel Motel	19
Fax Machine	10
Smithy	14
Big Buckets	12
Grind Rail	14
Birdhouses	6
Peanut Mister	7
Flood Pumps	7
Heat Magnet	1
Solar Panels	4
LCD Soundsystem	4

On The House

Teams will build an Additional Renovation at no extra cost each Season.

This would increase the number of renovations we usually pass a season by one.

Climate Control

Gain Access to Weather Reduction Renovations.

This would give teams a chance of seeing Weather- renovation options to reduce weather chance.

Trust Fall

turn the tables. winning will be losing. trust me.

👁 🃏

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Wills

Will are selected for each team by raffle. Each team will draw 2 random wills. The bottom 4 teams in the league by standings will draw 3. The chosen wills are random, but wills with more votes are more likely to be selected.

Equivalent Exchange

Swap a Player from a Team in the opposite Subleague with a Player from your Team. They must be within 2 combined stars of each other.

See below for the 20 best swap candidates for a particular player, sorted by highest stats in the applicable position.

Eduardo Woodman

		Batting	Pitching	Baserunning	Defense
	Team
Eduardo Woodman	Pies	5.5	1.5	3.5	3.0
Howell Franklin	Sunbeams	6.0	1.5	2.5	2.5
Jessica Telephone	Lift	5.5	2.5	4.0	3.0
Jacob Haynes	Flowers	5.5	3.5	2.5	2.0
Baby Triumphant	Firefighters	5.0	2.5	3.0	3.5
Math Velazquez	Spies	5.0	3.5	4.0	2.5
Comfort Septemberish	Spies	5.0	1.0	5.0	2.5
Basilio Mason	Tacos	5.0	2.5	4.0	4.0
August Sky	Jazz Hands	4.5	4.5	2.5	3.0
Grollis Zephyr	Lift	4.5	3.5	4.0	3.0
Yusef Fenestrate	Lift	4.5	2.5	4.0	4.0
Randy Dennis	Dale	4.5	2.0	4.5	4.5
Kaz Fiasco	Sunbeams	4.5	3.5	3.5	4.0
Coolname Galvanic	Lift	4.5	3.5	4.0	4.0
Reese Clark	Spies	4.5	3.0	2.0	4.0
Felix Garbage	Tacos	4.5	3.5	2.0	2.5
Fran Beans	Wild Wings	4.5	3.5	3.0	3.0
Denzel Scott	Spies	4.5	2.5	2.5	2.5
Silvaire Roadhouse	Flowers	4.0	3.0	3.5	4.5
Flattery McKinley	Georgias	4.0	2.5	5.0	4.0
Francisca Sasquatch	Dale	4.0	3.0	4.0	3.0

	Batting Rating	Thwackability	Divinity	Musclitude	Moxie	Patheticism	Martyrdom	Tragicness	Buoyancy
Eduardo Woodman	1.096107	1.306335	1.127294	0.940327	0.838760	0.322657	0.725776	0.001000	0.994749
Howell Franklin	1.226470	1.107821	1.353333	1.712056	1.274572	0.001000	1.217685	0.001000	1.402964
Jessica Telephone	1.129590	1.113282	1.216455	1.326294	0.982475	0.215902	1.574396	0.100000	0.919039
Jacob Haynes	1.126749	1.334891	1.020797	1.141949	1.265377	0.001000	0.440711	0.013502	0.883104
Baby Triumphant	0.989831	1.017782	1.175039	0.680555	0.786115	0.001000	0.274271	0.001000	0.913858
Math Velazquez	0.981884	1.027667	1.067639	0.709586	1.146343	0.395484	0.622834	0.060000	0.682863
Comfort Septemberish	0.978574	1.177996	1.187902	0.375357	0.767285	0.611622	1.105479	0.060000	0.832023
Basilio Mason	0.956207	1.032192	0.794204	1.099347	1.510854	0.278276	1.163940	0.001000	1.498068
August Sky	0.943651	1.072420	0.913515	0.993340	0.772470	0.268792	0.465689	0.001000	0.460190
Grollis Zephyr	0.918341	1.015597	1.159573	0.479638	0.637968	0.634753	0.850535	0.001000	0.379088
Yusef Fenestrate	0.917904	0.707016	1.167877	0.770614	1.241785	0.311063	1.179928	0.001000	0.803840
Randy Dennis	0.917519	1.192867	0.938011	0.733469	0.478484	0.518441	0.596579	0.001000	1.223386
Kaz Fiasco	0.884225	0.809203	0.949141	1.339992	0.515998	0.001000	1.023906	0.290065	1.072474
Coolname Galvanic	0.873092	0.989761	0.930567	0.556676	0.685598	0.304954	0.438576	0.001000	0.514047
Reese Clark	0.866074	0.897601	0.825922	0.776604	1.028210	0.358106	1.031754	0.060000	0.896331
Felix Garbage	0.859852	0.766287	1.174788	0.656731	0.329195	0.001000	1.036772	0.001000	0.680168
Fran Beans	0.855356	0.927986	1.053483	0.619330	0.552038	0.623110	0.386358	0.001000	0.933028
Denzel Scott	0.850411	0.963515	0.849616	0.566107	0.627399	0.119743	0.673793	0.007747	0.949707
Silvaire Roadhouse	0.848298	0.629280	1.268029	0.571013	0.594633	0.001000	0.800449	0.001000	0.296135
Flattery McKinley	0.846079	0.635815	1.120859	1.099080	0.902795	0.451235	0.555215	0.463287	0.839884
Francisca Sasquatch	0.840101	1.328295	0.582141	0.854700	0.407664	0.145847	1.146511	0.001000	1.253584

Beasley Day

		Batting	Pitching	Baserunning	Defense
	Team
Beasley Day	Pies	4.5	3.0	3.5	3.0
Howell Franklin	Sunbeams	6.0	1.5	2.5	2.5
Jessica Telephone	Lift	5.5	2.5	4.0	3.0
Jacob Haynes	Flowers	5.5	3.5	2.5	2.0
Baby Doyle	Jazz Hands	5.5	2.5	3.0	4.5
Baby Triumphant	Firefighters	5.0	2.5	3.0	3.5
Math Velazquez	Spies	5.0	3.5	4.0	2.5
---l-y -----er	Spies	5.0	3.0	3.5	4.5
Comfort Septemberish	Spies	5.0	1.0	5.0	2.5
Basilio Mason	Tacos	5.0	2.5	4.0	4.0
August Sky	Jazz Hands	4.5	4.5	2.5	3.0
Grollis Zephyr	Lift	4.5	3.5	4.0	3.0
Yusef Fenestrate	Lift	4.5	2.5	4.0	4.0
Randy Dennis	Dale	4.5	2.0	4.5	4.5
Sw--uel Mor-	Firefighters	4.5	2.0	4.5	4.5
Kaz Fiasco	Sunbeams	4.5	3.5	3.5	4.0
Coolname Galvanic	Lift	4.5	3.5	4.0	4.0
Reese Clark	Spies	4.5	3.0	2.0	4.0
Felix Garbage	Tacos	4.5	3.5	2.0	2.5
Fran Beans	Wild Wings	4.5	3.5	3.0	3.0
Silvaire Roadhouse	Flowers	4.0	3.0	3.5	4.5

	Batting Rating	Thwackability	Divinity	Musclitude	Moxie	Patheticism	Martyrdom	Tragicness	Buoyancy
Beasley Day	0.854906	1.045160	0.904890	0.372953	0.547377	0.211371	0.733784	0.001000	1.009991
Howell Franklin	1.226470	1.107821	1.353333	1.712056	1.274572	0.001000	1.217685	0.001000	1.402964
Jessica Telephone	1.129590	1.113282	1.216455	1.326294	0.982475	0.215902	1.574396	0.100000	0.919039
Jacob Haynes	1.126749	1.334891	1.020797	1.141949	1.265377	0.001000	0.440711	0.013502	0.883104
Baby Doyle	1.124430	1.354587	1.063011	1.403270	0.680199	0.211433	1.286896	0.001000	1.341413
Baby Triumphant	0.989831	1.017782	1.175039	0.680555	0.786115	0.001000	0.274271	0.001000	0.913858
Math Velazquez	0.981884	1.027667	1.067639	0.709586	1.146343	0.395484	0.622834	0.060000	0.682863
---l-y -----er	0.981716	1.544472	0.676783	0.887971	0.921591	0.282529	0.923215	0.069127	1.619870
Comfort Septemberish	0.978574	1.177996	1.187902	0.375357	0.767285	0.611622	1.105479	0.060000	0.832023
Basilio Mason	0.956207	1.032192	0.794204	1.099347	1.510854	0.278276	1.163940	0.001000	1.498068
August Sky	0.943651	1.072420	0.913515	0.993340	0.772470	0.268792	0.465689	0.001000	0.460190
Grollis Zephyr	0.918341	1.015597	1.159573	0.479638	0.637968	0.634753	0.850535	0.001000	0.379088
Yusef Fenestrate	0.917904	0.707016	1.167877	0.770614	1.241785	0.311063	1.179928	0.001000	0.803840
Randy Dennis	0.917519	1.192867	0.938011	0.733469	0.478484	0.518441	0.596579	0.001000	1.223386
Sw--uel Mor-	0.913197	0.708837	1.095372	1.318632	0.893338	0.093564	0.618643	0.001000	1.074175
Kaz Fiasco	0.884225	0.809203	0.949141	1.339992	0.515998	0.001000	1.023906	0.290065	1.072474
Coolname Galvanic	0.873092	0.989761	0.930567	0.556676	0.685598	0.304954	0.438576	0.001000	0.514047
Reese Clark	0.866074	0.897601	0.825922	0.776604	1.028210	0.358106	1.031754	0.060000	0.896331
Felix Garbage	0.859852	0.766287	1.174788	0.656731	0.329195	0.001000	1.036772	0.001000	0.680168
Fran Beans	0.855356	0.927986	1.053483	0.619330	0.552038	0.623110	0.386358	0.001000	0.933028
Silvaire Roadhouse	0.848298	0.629280	1.268029	0.571013	0.594633	0.001000	0.800449	0.001000	0.296135

Huber Frumple

		Batting	Pitching	Baserunning	Defense
	Team
Huber Frumple	Pies	4.5	2.0	4.0	3.0
Howell Franklin	Sunbeams	6.0	1.5	2.5	2.5
Jessica Telephone	Lift	5.5	2.5	4.0	3.0
Jacob Haynes	Flowers	5.5	3.5	2.5	2.0
Baby Triumphant	Firefighters	5.0	2.5	3.0	3.5
Math Velazquez	Spies	5.0	3.5	4.0	2.5
Comfort Septemberish	Spies	5.0	1.0	5.0	2.5
Basilio Mason	Tacos	5.0	2.5	4.0	4.0
August Sky	Jazz Hands	4.5	4.5	2.5	3.0
Grollis Zephyr	Lift	4.5	3.5	4.0	3.0
Reese Clark	Spies	4.5	3.0	2.0	4.0
Felix Garbage	Tacos	4.5	3.5	2.0	2.5
Fran Beans	Wild Wings	4.5	3.5	3.0	3.0
Denzel Scott	Spies	4.5	2.5	2.5	2.5
Silvaire Roadhouse	Flowers	4.0	3.0	3.5	4.5
Francisca Sasquatch	Dale	4.0	3.0	4.0	3.0
Paula Mason	Tigers	4.0	3.0	4.0	2.5
Paula Reddick	Sunbeams	4.0	2.0	2.0	3.0
Ayanna Dumpington	Tigers	4.0	2.5	4.0	3.0
Chambers Simmons	Flowers	4.0	2.5	4.0	2.0
Freemium Seraph	Lift	4.0	2.5	3.5	3.0

	Batting Rating	Thwackability	Divinity	Musclitude	Moxie	Patheticism	Martyrdom	Tragicness	Buoyancy
Huber Frumple	0.857449	0.507458	1.310733	0.932690	1.221501	0.226988	0.685091	0.041371	1.113159
Howell Franklin	1.226470	1.107821	1.353333	1.712056	1.274572	0.001000	1.217685	0.001000	1.402964
Jessica Telephone	1.129590	1.113282	1.216455	1.326294	0.982475	0.215902	1.574396	0.100000	0.919039
Jacob Haynes	1.126749	1.334891	1.020797	1.141949	1.265377	0.001000	0.440711	0.013502	0.883104
Baby Triumphant	0.989831	1.017782	1.175039	0.680555	0.786115	0.001000	0.274271	0.001000	0.913858
Math Velazquez	0.981884	1.027667	1.067639	0.709586	1.146343	0.395484	0.622834	0.060000	0.682863
Comfort Septemberish	0.978574	1.177996	1.187902	0.375357	0.767285	0.611622	1.105479	0.060000	0.832023
Basilio Mason	0.956207	1.032192	0.794204	1.099347	1.510854	0.278276	1.163940	0.001000	1.498068
August Sky	0.943651	1.072420	0.913515	0.993340	0.772470	0.268792	0.465689	0.001000	0.460190
Grollis Zephyr	0.918341	1.015597	1.159573	0.479638	0.637968	0.634753	0.850535	0.001000	0.379088
Reese Clark	0.866074	0.897601	0.825922	0.776604	1.028210	0.358106	1.031754	0.060000	0.896331
Felix Garbage	0.859852	0.766287	1.174788	0.656731	0.329195	0.001000	1.036772	0.001000	0.680168
Fran Beans	0.855356	0.927986	1.053483	0.619330	0.552038	0.623110	0.386358	0.001000	0.933028
Denzel Scott	0.850411	0.963515	0.849616	0.566107	0.627399	0.119743	0.673793	0.007747	0.949707
Silvaire Roadhouse	0.848298	0.629280	1.268029	0.571013	0.594633	0.001000	0.800449	0.001000	0.296135
Francisca Sasquatch	0.840101	1.328295	0.582141	0.854700	0.407664	0.145847	1.146511	0.001000	1.253584
Paula Mason	0.827577	0.694852	1.055756	0.534305	0.665276	0.001000	0.875907	0.053370	0.324011
Paula Reddick	0.818632	0.907827	1.025723	0.126286	1.096215	0.058878	0.303932	0.001000	0.102821
Ayanna Dumpington	0.813608	0.906731	0.984791	0.530069	0.403099	0.624177	0.943934	0.077774	0.241266
Chambers Simmons	0.799968	0.735538	0.975124	0.888963	0.822225	0.765255	0.580358	0.001000	0.642499
Freemium Seraph	0.775280	0.598085	1.037137	0.597360	0.949412	0.527557	1.079560	0.588882	1.215420

Ruslan Greatness

		Batting	Pitching	Baserunning	Defense
	Team
Ruslan Greatness	Pies	5.0	4.0	5.0	5.0
Logan Horseman	Dale	6.5	4.0	5.5	4.0
Nagomi Nava	Sunbeams	6.0	3.0	5.0	3.5
Rivers Clembons	Dale	5.5	4.5	5.5	5.0
Mcdowell Mason	Tacos	5.0	3.0	5.0	5.0
Peanutiel Duffy	Firefighters	4.5	5.0	3.0	4.0
Lou Roseheart	Firefighters	4.5	5.5	6.0	5.0
Scratch Deleuze	Worms	4.5	3.5	5.5	4.0
L-u--rt J--E-n	Worms	4.5	3.5	5.5	4.0
Jayden Wright	Sunbeams	4.5	6.0	4.5	4.5
Rigby Friedrich	Georgias	4.5	5.0	4.5	4.5
-urke Go-za-e-	Wild Wings	4.5	6.5	4.5	4.5
W-sley Poo-e	Firefighters	4.0	4.5	6.0	5.5
Qais Dogwalker	Dale	3.5	5.0	5.0	4.5
Engine Eberhardt	Lift	3.5	4.5	5.5	4.0
Isaac Johnson	Firefighters	3.0	3.0	4.5	7.0
Xandra Pancakes	Worms	3.0	5.5	4.0	5.0
Walton Sports	Jazz Hands	2.5	5.0	4.5	5.5

	Batting Rating	Thwackability	Divinity	Musclitude	Moxie	Patheticism	Martyrdom	Tragicness	Buoyancy
Ruslan Greatness	0.951096	0.622589	1.145689	1.569998	1.470457	0.001000	1.311486	0.001000	0.683552
Logan Horseman	1.300355	1.665450	1.173453	0.857805	1.573436	0.001000	1.329095	0.001000	1.050575
Nagomi Nava	1.222305	0.936533	1.737007	0.860811	1.842572	0.030067	0.876832	0.001000	0.986954
Rivers Clembons	1.074366	0.931926	1.362447	0.571397	1.420467	0.001000	1.213424	0.001000	1.147909
Mcdowell Mason	0.967311	0.654408	1.346949	1.138806	0.915926	0.001000	1.479001	0.001000	0.807260
Peanutiel Duffy	0.932907	1.162867	0.795669	1.164276	0.767924	0.302006	0.454241	0.010311	0.389558
Lou Roseheart	0.928846	0.992693	0.693029	1.554489	1.232027	0.001000	1.523361	0.001000	0.870001
Scratch Deleuze	0.900960	1.125916	0.595994	1.205473	1.310680	0.001000	1.273637	0.313625	1.479767
L-u--rt J--E-n	0.894272	1.174171	0.747799	1.266132	0.372224	0.001000	0.614355	0.001000	0.434761
Jayden Wright	0.884569	1.130585	0.646627	0.632632	1.299807	0.001000	1.089620	0.001000	1.055036
Rigby Friedrich	0.870210	0.973691	0.736149	1.329925	0.648090	0.036881	0.634991	0.036305	1.128677
-urke Go-za-e-	0.859540	0.944277	0.688159	0.986796	1.243003	0.001000	0.455193	0.001000	1.231152
W-sley Poo-e	0.805878	1.104228	0.558946	0.984150	0.555056	0.074315	1.121442	0.001000	0.861183
Qais Dogwalker	0.724402	0.725942	1.005882	0.418964	0.430167	0.628016	0.200331	0.201000	0.961479
Engine Eberhardt	0.702673	0.992790	0.394272	1.197660	0.724390	0.001000	0.499893	0.001000	0.727991
Isaac Johnson	0.645039	0.675970	0.574923	0.873590	0.398595	0.155642	0.386443	0.100097	0.422157
Xandra Pancakes	0.616972	0.556696	0.662348	0.234901	0.925120	0.001000	0.973951	0.845521	0.654661
Walton Sports	0.512944	0.314919	0.697308	0.495352	0.337762	0.001000	0.867325	0.001000	0.333963

Jaxon Buckley

		Batting	Pitching	Baserunning	Defense
	Team
Jaxon Buckley	Pies	6.5	3.5	3.5	3.5
Nagomi Nava	Sunbeams	6.0	3.0	5.0	3.5
Vessalius Sundae	Worms	5.5	3.5	4.0	3.5
Baby Doyle	Jazz Hands	5.5	2.5	3.0	4.5
Gerund Pantheocide	Lift	5.5	3.5	3.0	4.5
Fitzgerald Blackburn	Spies	5.5	4.0	2.5	4.5
Margarito Nava	Flowers	5.5	3.5	4.5	2.5
Scores Baserunner	Flowers	5.0	2.5	4.0	4.5
Hahn Fox	Sunbeams	5.0	3.5	5.0	3.5
Paula Turnip	Tigers	5.0	3.0	4.5	4.0
Lenny Spruce	Flowers	5.0	2.0	5.0	4.5
---l-y -----er	Spies	5.0	3.0	3.5	4.5
Mcdowell Mason	Tacos	5.0	3.0	5.0	5.0
Basilio Mason	Tacos	5.0	2.5	4.0	4.0
Brock Watson	Wild Wings	5.0	3.0	4.0	4.0
Avila Guzman	Sunbeams	5.0	1.5	5.5	4.5
Peanutiel Duffy	Firefighters	4.5	5.0	3.0	4.0
Slosh Truk	Georgias	4.5	4.5	3.5	4.0
Ortiz Lopez	Georgias	4.5	4.5	3.5	3.5
Yusef Fenestrate	Lift	4.5	2.5	4.0	4.0
Randy Dennis	Dale	4.5	2.0	4.5	4.5

	Batting Rating	Thwackability	Divinity	Musclitude	Moxie	Patheticism	Martyrdom	Tragicness	Buoyancy
Jaxon Buckley	1.318562	1.567382	1.042101	1.746709	1.930045	0.001000	1.986793	0.001000	1.393504
Nagomi Nava	1.222305	0.936533	1.737007	0.860811	1.842572	0.030067	0.876832	0.001000	0.986954
Vessalius Sundae	1.133840	0.950336	1.523686	0.641494	1.375640	0.001000	1.315238	0.001000	0.695713
Baby Doyle	1.124430	1.354587	1.063011	1.403270	0.680199	0.211433	1.286896	0.001000	1.341413
Gerund Pantheocide	1.092989	1.374736	1.103403	0.963405	0.640898	0.204602	0.628231	0.001000	0.366867
Fitzgerald Blackburn	1.073500	0.842679	1.597854	0.901843	1.012111	0.405462	1.013905	0.061032	1.521494
Margarito Nava	1.072049	0.867560	1.315733	1.320216	1.456526	0.444288	1.197500	0.001000	0.858627
Scores Baserunner	1.020751	1.255932	1.044977	0.719606	0.603396	0.001000	0.549101	0.001000	0.482450
Hahn Fox	1.003633	1.188233	1.107177	0.813996	0.578488	0.464380	0.792144	0.001000	0.565428
Paula Turnip	0.987803	0.936996	1.213347	0.725828	1.038930	0.342489	0.471515	0.001000	0.454871
Lenny Spruce	0.981984	0.986336	1.169343	0.511711	0.877758	0.234252	1.301063	0.001000	1.021651
---l-y -----er	0.981716	1.544472	0.676783	0.887971	0.921591	0.282529	0.923215	0.069127	1.619870
Mcdowell Mason	0.967311	0.654408	1.346949	1.138806	0.915926	0.001000	1.479001	0.001000	0.807260
Basilio Mason	0.956207	1.032192	0.794204	1.099347	1.510854	0.278276	1.163940	0.001000	1.498068
Brock Watson	0.953556	0.590417	1.365939	1.258711	1.304969	0.125452	0.870000	0.001000	1.164806
Avila Guzman	0.952145	0.549369	1.471622	1.161549	1.399717	0.129896	0.814401	0.001000	0.854028
Peanutiel Duffy	0.932907	1.162867	0.795669	1.164276	0.767924	0.302006	0.454241	0.010311	0.389558
Slosh Truk	0.920512	0.995654	0.751296	1.155080	1.082482	0.001000	1.109981	0.001000	0.409794
Ortiz Lopez	0.919208	0.790436	0.968324	0.920876	1.364910	0.001000	0.678538	0.001000	1.370207
Yusef Fenestrate	0.917904	0.707016	1.167877	0.770614	1.241785	0.311063	1.179928	0.001000	0.803840
Randy Dennis	0.917519	1.192867	0.938011	0.733469	0.478484	0.518441	0.596579	0.001000	1.223386

Lang Richardson

		Batting	Pitching	Baserunning	Defense
	Team
Lang Richardson	Pies	3.0	0.5	3.5	3.5
Howell Franklin	Sunbeams	6.0	1.5	2.5	2.5
Rat Mason	Tacos	5.0	1.5	2.5	1.5
Sum---s P--st--	Dale	5.0	1.5	1.5	2.0
Randy Castillo	Tigers	4.5	1.5	2.0	2.0
Felix Garbage	Tacos	4.5	3.5	2.0	2.5
Denzel Scott	Spies	4.5	2.5	2.5	2.5
Paula Reddick	Sunbeams	4.0	2.0	2.0	3.0
Chambers Simmons	Flowers	4.0	2.5	4.0	2.0
Justice Spoon	Firefighters	4.0	0.5	2.5	2.5
Freemium Seraph	Lift	4.0	2.5	3.5	3.0
Wanda Schenn	Firefighters	4.0	2.5	2.5	4.0
Nic Winkler	Flowers	4.0	1.5	3.0	0.5
Steph Weeks	Jazz Hands	4.0	2.0	4.0	2.5
Siobhan Chark	Georgias	3.5	2.5	2.5	2.0
Nicholas Mora	Tigers	3.5	2.0	3.5	4.0
Riley Firewall	Jazz Hands	3.5	4.0	1.5	3.5
Allan Kranch	Flowers	3.5	3.5	2.5	2.5
Igneus Delacruz	Worms	3.5	2.0	2.5	2.5
Erin Jesaulenko	Georgias	3.5	1.5	3.0	2.5
Yeong-Ho Garcia	Spies	3.5	2.0	3.5	4.0

	Batting Rating	Thwackability	Divinity	Musclitude	Moxie	Patheticism	Martyrdom	Tragicness	Buoyancy
Lang Richardson	0.632443	0.812722	0.400621	0.622843	0.941821	0.205246	0.498400	0.001000	0.551015
Howell Franklin	1.226470	1.107821	1.353333	1.712056	1.274572	0.001000	1.217685	0.001000	1.402964
Rat Mason	1.009065	1.290628	0.798484	1.077502	0.906716	0.030115	1.092972	0.001000	0.653243
Sum---s P--st--	0.974990	0.898723	1.244346	1.227772	0.360495	0.001000	0.848852	0.001000	0.783555
Randy Castillo	0.868039	1.030142	1.096949	0.686627	0.257003	0.629329	0.804416	0.022455	1.085623
Felix Garbage	0.859852	0.766287	1.174788	0.656731	0.329195	0.001000	1.036772	0.001000	0.680168
Denzel Scott	0.850411	0.963515	0.849616	0.566107	0.627399	0.119743	0.673793	0.007747	0.949707
Paula Reddick	0.818632	0.907827	1.025723	0.126286	1.096215	0.058878	0.303932	0.001000	0.102821
Chambers Simmons	0.799968	0.735538	0.975124	0.888963	0.822225	0.765255	0.580358	0.001000	0.642499
Justice Spoon	0.781840	0.895624	0.966989	0.434255	0.257611	0.123487	0.294203	0.042318	0.814780
Freemium Seraph	0.775280	0.598085	1.037137	0.597360	0.949412	0.527557	1.079560	0.588882	1.215420
Wanda Schenn	0.773087	0.507807	1.188279	1.204166	0.468774	0.037260	0.318748	0.724941	0.409040
Nic Winkler	0.770606	0.571435	1.076621	0.415615	0.807003	0.001000	0.656715	0.016265	1.144405
Steph Weeks	0.755797	0.924079	0.535894	0.995993	0.983331	0.468980	0.961211	0.001000	0.691205
Siobhan Chark	0.724431	0.697336	0.643581	0.652530	0.863380	0.001000	1.058869	0.001000	1.031986
Nicholas Mora	0.720220	0.958400	0.716198	0.146713	0.648028	0.200439	0.746379	0.257737	0.441933
Riley Firewall	0.705146	1.063959	0.618706	0.290596	0.851278	0.587859	0.079280	0.275823	0.088077
Allan Kranch	0.701213	0.784436	0.626840	0.867818	0.494377	0.560859	0.989182	0.153155	0.932042
Igneus Delacruz	0.701188	1.158935	0.422038	0.311000	0.787176	0.001000	1.047648	0.001000	0.791610
Erin Jesaulenko	0.697676	0.504348	0.791199	0.779549	0.952603	0.220959	0.833480	0.001000	0.428419
Yeong-Ho Garcia	0.697515	0.352762	1.099172	0.794285	0.943638	0.001000	0.706289	0.001000	0.292341

Peanut Holloway

		Batting	Pitching	Baserunning	Defense
	Team
Peanut Holloway	Pies	6.5	4.5	5.0	6.0
Liquid Friend	Jazz Hands	7.0	4.0	5.0	5.5
Logan Horseman	Dale	6.5	4.0	5.5	4.0
Gabriel Griffith	Firefighters	6.0	6.5	5.5	5.5
Rivers Clembons	Dale	5.5	4.5	5.5	5.0
Nagomi Mcdaniel III	Georgias	5.0	4.5	7.0	6.5
Nagomi Mcdaniel II	Flowers	5.0	4.5	7.0	6.5
Lou Roseheart	Firefighters	4.5	5.5	6.0	5.0
Collins Melon	Jazz Hands	4.5	6.5	6.5	5.0
Jayden Wright	Sunbeams	4.5	6.0	4.5	4.5
-urke Go-za-e-	Wild Wings	4.5	6.5	4.5	4.5
W-sley Poo-e	Firefighters	4.0	4.5	6.0	5.5

	Batting Rating	Thwackability	Divinity	Musclitude	Moxie	Patheticism	Martyrdom	Tragicness	Buoyancy
Peanut Holloway	1.274123	0.817086	0.833918	0.708373	0.751382	0.143342	0.558181	0.100000	0.460595
Liquid Friend	1.363157	0.922245	0.439861	0.781257	1.067620	0.202036	0.579330	0.053727	0.594871
Logan Horseman	1.300355	1.665450	1.173453	0.857805	1.573436	0.001000	1.329095	0.001000	1.050575
Gabriel Griffith	1.157465	1.036619	1.347235	1.245769	1.046266	0.001000	1.609014	0.001000	0.692210
Rivers Clembons	1.074366	0.931926	1.362447	0.571397	1.420467	0.001000	1.213424	0.001000	1.147909
Nagomi Mcdaniel III	0.974983	0.576162	0.771588	0.801071	0.922936	0.367576	0.564414	0.692533	0.388730
Nagomi Mcdaniel II	0.974983	0.576162	0.771588	0.801071	0.922936	0.367576	0.564414	0.692533	0.388730
Lou Roseheart	0.928846	0.992693	0.693029	1.554489	1.232027	0.001000	1.523361	0.001000	0.870001
Collins Melon	0.920348	0.840015	0.891311	1.008765	1.277114	0.086425	1.304782	0.140628	0.539568
Jayden Wright	0.884569	1.130585	0.646627	0.632632	1.299807	0.001000	1.089620	0.001000	1.055036
-urke Go-za-e-	0.859540	0.944277	0.688159	0.986796	1.243003	0.001000	0.455193	0.001000	1.231152
W-sley Poo-e	0.805878	1.104228	0.558946	0.984150	0.555056	0.074315	1.121442	0.001000	0.861183

Usurper Violet

		Batting	Pitching	Baserunning	Defense
	Team
Usurper Violet	Pies	3.0	3.0	1.5	4.0
Howell Franklin	Sunbeams	6.0	1.5	2.5	2.5
Jacob Haynes	Flowers	5.5	3.5	2.5	2.0
Rat Mason	Tacos	5.0	1.5	2.5	1.5
Sum---s P--st--	Dale	5.0	1.5	1.5	2.0
Randy Castillo	Tigers	4.5	1.5	2.0	2.0
Reese Clark	Spies	4.5	3.0	2.0	4.0
Felix Garbage	Tacos	4.5	3.5	2.0	2.5
Fran Beans	Wild Wings	4.5	3.5	3.0	3.0
Denzel Scott	Spies	4.5	2.5	2.5	2.5
Paula Reddick	Sunbeams	4.0	2.0	2.0	3.0
Ayanna Dumpington	Tigers	4.0	2.5	4.0	3.0
Chambers Simmons	Flowers	4.0	2.5	4.0	2.0
Justice Spoon	Firefighters	4.0	0.5	2.5	2.5
Freemium Seraph	Lift	4.0	2.5	3.5	3.0
Wanda Schenn	Firefighters	4.0	2.5	2.5	4.0
Inez Owens	Flowers	4.0	2.5	3.0	4.0
Elwin McGhee	Lift	4.0	2.0	4.5	3.0
Steph Weeks	Jazz Hands	4.0	2.0	4.0	2.5
Bevan Wise	Tacos	3.5	2.5	2.5	4.5
Siobhan Chark	Georgias	3.5	2.5	2.5	2.0

	Batting Rating	Thwackability	Divinity	Musclitude	Moxie	Patheticism	Martyrdom	Tragicness	Buoyancy
Usurper Violet	0.579715	0.894648	0.293503	1.022726	0.869795	0.569699	0.283561	0.100000	0.487176
Howell Franklin	1.226470	1.107821	1.353333	1.712056	1.274572	0.001000	1.217685	0.001000	1.402964
Jacob Haynes	1.126749	1.334891	1.020797	1.141949	1.265377	0.001000	0.440711	0.013502	0.883104
Rat Mason	1.009065	1.290628	0.798484	1.077502	0.906716	0.030115	1.092972	0.001000	0.653243
Sum---s P--st--	0.974990	0.898723	1.244346	1.227772	0.360495	0.001000	0.848852	0.001000	0.783555
Randy Castillo	0.868039	1.030142	1.096949	0.686627	0.257003	0.629329	0.804416	0.022455	1.085623
Reese Clark	0.866074	0.897601	0.825922	0.776604	1.028210	0.358106	1.031754	0.060000	0.896331
Felix Garbage	0.859852	0.766287	1.174788	0.656731	0.329195	0.001000	1.036772	0.001000	0.680168
Fran Beans	0.855356	0.927986	1.053483	0.619330	0.552038	0.623110	0.386358	0.001000	0.933028
Denzel Scott	0.850411	0.963515	0.849616	0.566107	0.627399	0.119743	0.673793	0.007747	0.949707
Paula Reddick	0.818632	0.907827	1.025723	0.126286	1.096215	0.058878	0.303932	0.001000	0.102821
Ayanna Dumpington	0.813608	0.906731	0.984791	0.530069	0.403099	0.624177	0.943934	0.077774	0.241266
Chambers Simmons	0.799968	0.735538	0.975124	0.888963	0.822225	0.765255	0.580358	0.001000	0.642499
Justice Spoon	0.781840	0.895624	0.966989	0.434255	0.257611	0.123487	0.294203	0.042318	0.814780
Freemium Seraph	0.775280	0.598085	1.037137	0.597360	0.949412	0.527557	1.079560	0.588882	1.215420
Wanda Schenn	0.773087	0.507807	1.188279	1.204166	0.468774	0.037260	0.318748	0.724941	0.409040
Inez Owens	0.771255	0.711499	0.772639	0.963068	0.522241	0.001000	1.066154	0.001000	1.192703
Elwin McGhee	0.767834	0.609030	1.059339	0.834665	0.607553	0.615625	0.927843	0.652282	0.591996
Steph Weeks	0.755797	0.924079	0.535894	0.995993	0.983331	0.468980	0.961211	0.001000	0.691205
Bevan Wise	0.725368	1.138685	0.549753	0.475491	0.600801	0.734560	1.171365	0.001000	0.397683
Siobhan Chark	0.724431	0.697336	0.643581	0.652530	0.863380	0.001000	1.058869	0.001000	1.031986

Henry Marshallow

		Batting	Pitching	Baserunning	Defense
	Team
Henry Marshallow	Pies	3.5	4.0	2.5	4.5
Inky Rutledge	Lift	2.0	5.5	3.0	3.0
Rafael Davids	Wild Wings	3.5	5.0	2.5	4.0
Cory Twelve	Flowers	3.5	5.0	4.0	3.0
Sixpack Santiago	Dale	2.0	5.0	4.5	3.0
Ortiz Lopez	Georgias	4.5	4.5	3.5	3.5
Howell Rocha	Dale	3.0	4.5	3.0	3.0
Liam Snail	Dale	3.0	4.5	3.5	3.0
Patchwork Southwick	Worms	3.5	4.5	2.5	3.5
Brock Forbes	Flowers	2.0	4.5	3.5	4.0
Miguel James	Sunbeams	3.5	4.5	4.0	3.0
Slosh Truk	Georgias	4.5	4.5	3.5	4.0
Geraldine Frost	Georgias	4.0	4.5	3.0	5.0
August Sky	Jazz Hands	4.5	4.5	2.5	3.0
Famous Owens	Tigers	4.0	4.5	4.0	3.5
Zack Sanders	Sunbeams	3.0	4.5	4.0	4.5
Wyatt Pothos	Jazz Hands	2.5	4.0	3.5	3.0
Frankie Hambone	Georgias	4.0	4.0	3.0	4.0
Sandoval Crossing	Sunbeams	3.5	4.0	3.5	4.5
Lowe Forbes	Jazz Hands	2.5	4.0	3.5	4.0
Niq Nyong'o	Georgias	4.0	4.0	4.5	4.0

	Pitching Rating	Unthwackability	Ruthlessness	Overpowerment	Shakespearianism	Coldness	Suppression
Henry Marshallow	0.768310	0.491270	1.171077	1.428524	0.822605	0.808351	0.876106
Inky Rutledge	1.092614	1.515457	0.864538	0.624700	1.113789	0.950643	1.082086
Rafael Davids	1.024624	0.877302	1.168981	1.132574	1.063992	1.102898	1.225367
Cory Twelve	1.007604	1.147990	1.086700	0.720332	0.619876	1.098161	0.291766
Sixpack Santiago	0.969910	0.765921	1.199201	1.531857	0.747720	0.826116	0.559834
Ortiz Lopez	0.932742	1.144359	0.734966	0.897736	1.103488	0.739566	1.057737
Howell Rocha	0.932527	1.014457	0.965196	0.777048	0.895984	0.570245	0.505460
Liam Snail	0.927995	1.032431	0.858471	0.775995	1.083139	1.016481	0.996009
Patchwork Southwick	0.925359	1.421321	0.564919	1.332899	0.467677	1.374752	0.877700
Brock Forbes	0.911134	0.851020	1.196748	0.890476	0.580398	0.607876	0.990014
Miguel James	0.897735	1.259409	0.825396	0.491799	0.882421	0.333087	0.715153
Slosh Truk	0.885440	0.822684	1.116815	0.942004	0.652876	0.513286	0.661398
Geraldine Frost	0.871464	0.983190	0.658388	1.139849	1.175173	1.096555	0.943598
August Sky	0.867674	0.919416	1.026926	1.165036	0.273096	0.863187	0.950081
Famous Owens	0.859655	1.175772	0.855228	0.398536	0.822649	0.615933	1.203411
Zack Sanders	0.851660	0.624977	1.290673	0.976431	0.834661	0.787825	0.918110
Wyatt Pothos	0.844384	0.701425	1.063023	1.132335	0.691922	1.079506	0.799864
Frankie Hambone	0.836979	0.807123	0.834308	1.043111	0.961361	0.970579	1.097802
Sandoval Crossing	0.805532	0.621019	1.298832	0.666054	0.892832	0.661046	1.111381
Lowe Forbes	0.780885	1.156714	0.552445	0.496683	1.460711	0.534085	1.387567
Niq Nyong'o	0.779043	0.501792	1.070554	1.234528	1.357017	1.255758	1.131420

Nerd Pacheco

		Batting	Pitching	Baserunning	Defense
	Team
Nerd Pacheco	Pies	4.5	4.0	4.5	3.0
Xandra Pancakes	Worms	3.0	5.5	4.0	5.0
Rafael Davids	Wild Wings	3.5	5.0	2.5	4.0
Cory Twelve	Flowers	3.5	5.0	4.0	3.0
Peanutiel Duffy	Firefighters	4.5	5.0	3.0	4.0
Walton Sports	Jazz Hands	2.5	5.0	4.5	5.5
Sixpack Santiago	Dale	2.0	5.0	4.5	3.0
Engine Eberhardt	Lift	3.5	4.5	5.5	4.0
Yurts Buttercup	Georgias	4.5	4.5	3.5	4.0
Ortiz Lopez	Georgias	4.5	4.5	3.5	3.5
Liam Snail	Dale	3.0	4.5	3.5	3.0
Patchwork Southwick	Worms	3.5	4.5	2.5	3.5
Brock Forbes	Flowers	2.0	4.5	3.5	4.0
Miguel James	Sunbeams	3.5	4.5	4.0	3.0
Slosh Truk	Georgias	4.5	4.5	3.5	4.0
Geraldine Frost	Georgias	4.0	4.5	3.0	5.0
August Sky	Jazz Hands	4.5	4.5	2.5	3.0
Famous Owens	Tigers	4.0	4.5	4.0	3.5
Zack Sanders	Sunbeams	3.0	4.5	4.0	4.5
Frankie Hambone	Georgias	4.0	4.0	3.0	4.0
Sandoval Crossing	Sunbeams	3.5	4.0	3.5	4.5

	Pitching Rating	Unthwackability	Ruthlessness	Overpowerment	Shakespearianism	Coldness	Suppression
Nerd Pacheco	0.836120	1.087720	1.066351	0.272113	0.608134	0.932212	0.484500
Xandra Pancakes	1.067481	1.159243	1.081833	0.901628	0.913142	0.539564	0.785947
Rafael Davids	1.024624	0.877302	1.168981	1.132574	1.063992	1.102898	1.225367
Cory Twelve	1.007604	1.147990	1.086700	0.720332	0.619876	1.098161	0.291766
Peanutiel Duffy	1.002021	1.232004	1.024517	0.878610	0.445467	0.625876	0.899161
Walton Sports	0.973727	1.259897	0.798052	0.686300	1.135276	0.722438	1.201971
Sixpack Santiago	0.969910	0.765921	1.199201	1.531857	0.747720	0.826116	0.559834
Engine Eberhardt	0.947901	1.218416	0.822536	0.673169	0.897448	0.853773	0.844007
Yurts Buttercup	0.935903	1.060457	1.153611	0.701502	0.346840	1.287475	0.634202
Ortiz Lopez	0.932742	1.144359	0.734966	0.897736	1.103488	0.739566	1.057737
Liam Snail	0.927995	1.032431	0.858471	0.775995	1.083139	1.016481	0.996009
Patchwork Southwick	0.925359	1.421321	0.564919	1.332899	0.467677	1.374752	0.877700
Brock Forbes	0.911134	0.851020	1.196748	0.890476	0.580398	0.607876	0.990014
Miguel James	0.897735	1.259409	0.825396	0.491799	0.882421	0.333087	0.715153
Slosh Truk	0.885440	0.822684	1.116815	0.942004	0.652876	0.513286	0.661398
Geraldine Frost	0.871464	0.983190	0.658388	1.139849	1.175173	1.096555	0.943598
August Sky	0.867674	0.919416	1.026926	1.165036	0.273096	0.863187	0.950081
Famous Owens	0.859655	1.175772	0.855228	0.398536	0.822649	0.615933	1.203411
Zack Sanders	0.851660	0.624977	1.290673	0.976431	0.834661	0.787825	0.918110
Frankie Hambone	0.836979	0.807123	0.834308	1.043111	0.961361	0.970579	1.097802
Sandoval Crossing	0.805532	0.621019	1.298832	0.666054	0.892832	0.661046	1.111381

Elvis Figueroa

		Batting	Pitching	Baserunning	Defense
	Team
Elvis Figueroa	Pies	4.0	6.0	2.5	5.0
Xandra Pancakes	Worms	3.0	5.5	4.0	5.0
Rigby Friedrich	Georgias	4.5	5.0	4.5	4.5
Rafael Davids	Wild Wings	3.5	5.0	2.5	4.0
Qais Dogwalker	Dale	3.5	5.0	5.0	4.5
Cory Twelve	Flowers	3.5	5.0	4.0	3.0
Peanutiel Duffy	Firefighters	4.5	5.0	3.0	4.0
Walton Sports	Jazz Hands	2.5	5.0	4.5	5.5
Engine Eberhardt	Lift	3.5	4.5	5.5	4.0
Yurts Buttercup	Georgias	4.5	4.5	3.5	4.0
Ortiz Lopez	Georgias	4.5	4.5	3.5	3.5
Slosh Truk	Georgias	4.5	4.5	3.5	4.0
Geraldine Frost	Georgias	4.0	4.5	3.0	5.0
Famous Owens	Tigers	4.0	4.5	4.0	3.5
Zack Sanders	Sunbeams	3.0	4.5	4.0	4.5
Frankie Hambone	Georgias	4.0	4.0	3.0	4.0
Sandoval Crossing	Sunbeams	3.5	4.0	3.5	4.5
Niq Nyong'o	Georgias	4.0	4.0	4.5	4.0
Fitzgerald Blackburn	Spies	5.5	4.0	2.5	4.5
Dunn Keyes	Flowers	3.0	4.0	5.0	4.0
Margarito Nava	Flowers	5.5	3.5	4.5	2.5

	Pitching Rating	Unthwackability	Ruthlessness	Overpowerment	Shakespearianism	Coldness	Suppression
Elvis Figueroa	1.173083	1.217065	1.206718	1.134739	0.851240	0.514752	0.772422
Xandra Pancakes	1.067481	1.159243	1.081833	0.901628	0.913142	0.539564	0.785947
Rigby Friedrich	1.030718	1.215808	1.022046	0.550512	1.213816	0.786244	0.656845
Rafael Davids	1.024624	0.877302	1.168981	1.132574	1.063992	1.102898	1.225367
Qais Dogwalker	1.016129	0.958834	1.026445	1.223849	1.039135	0.739043	0.469360
Cory Twelve	1.007604	1.147990	1.086700	0.720332	0.619876	1.098161	0.291766
Peanutiel Duffy	1.002021	1.232004	1.024517	0.878610	0.445467	0.625876	0.899161
Walton Sports	0.973727	1.259897	0.798052	0.686300	1.135276	0.722438	1.201971
Engine Eberhardt	0.947901	1.218416	0.822536	0.673169	0.897448	0.853773	0.844007
Yurts Buttercup	0.935903	1.060457	1.153611	0.701502	0.346840	1.287475	0.634202
Ortiz Lopez	0.932742	1.144359	0.734966	0.897736	1.103488	0.739566	1.057737
Slosh Truk	0.885440	0.822684	1.116815	0.942004	0.652876	0.513286	0.661398
Geraldine Frost	0.871464	0.983190	0.658388	1.139849	1.175173	1.096555	0.943598
Famous Owens	0.859655	1.175772	0.855228	0.398536	0.822649	0.615933	1.203411
Zack Sanders	0.851660	0.624977	1.290673	0.976431	0.834661	0.787825	0.918110
Frankie Hambone	0.836979	0.807123	0.834308	1.043111	0.961361	0.970579	1.097802
Sandoval Crossing	0.805532	0.621019	1.298832	0.666054	0.892832	0.661046	1.111381
Niq Nyong'o	0.779043	0.501792	1.070554	1.234528	1.357017	1.255758	1.131420
Fitzgerald Blackburn	0.778277	0.759707	0.924373	0.900059	0.674466	0.344692	0.694618
Dunn Keyes	0.759477	1.277044	0.564006	0.380601	0.759739	1.176112	0.534927
Margarito Nava	0.746720	1.246637	0.380651	0.939217	0.987959	0.808246	0.549137

Tiana Takahashi

		Batting	Pitching	Baserunning	Defense
	Team
Tiana Takahashi	Pies	1.5	4.0	3.0	3.5
Inky Rutledge	Lift	2.0	5.5	3.0	3.0
Silvia Rugrat	Wild Wings	3.0	5.0	2.0	2.5
Bennett Bluesky	Spies	2.0	5.0	1.0	2.5
Howell Rocha	Dale	3.0	4.5	3.0	3.0
Wyatt Mason IV	Georgias	1.0	4.5	2.0	4.0
Jacoby Podcast	Worms	2.5	4.5	1.5	3.0
Alexandria Rosales	Spies	3.5	4.5	2.0	2.0
Wyatt Pothos	Jazz Hands	2.5	4.0	3.5	3.0
Cudi Di Batterino	Lift	2.0	4.0	1.5	3.5
Lowe Forbes	Jazz Hands	2.5	4.0	3.5	4.0
Riley Firewall	Jazz Hands	3.5	4.0	1.5	3.5
Zippy DeShields	Jazz Hands	2.5	3.5	2.0	3.0
Michelle Sportsman	Tacos	2.5	3.5	2.5	3.0
Gloria Bugsnax	Flowers	3.0	3.5	3.0	3.5
Felix Garbage	Tacos	4.5	3.5	2.0	2.5
Vito Kravitz	Tacos	3.0	3.5	4.0	2.5
Jacob Haynes	Flowers	5.5	3.5	2.5	2.0
Fran Beans	Wild Wings	4.5	3.5	3.0	3.0
Mags Banananana	Lift	1.5	3.5	3.0	2.5
Allan Kranch	Flowers	3.5	3.5	2.5	2.5

	Pitching Rating	Unthwackability	Ruthlessness	Overpowerment	Shakespearianism	Coldness	Suppression
Tiana Takahashi	0.776416	0.947905	0.999000	0.997307	0.116079	0.665963	0.999000
Inky Rutledge	1.092614	1.515457	0.864538	0.624700	1.113789	0.950643	1.082086
Silvia Rugrat	1.039169	1.071044	1.229974	0.662651	0.800881	1.233076	1.361413
Bennett Bluesky	1.028889	1.259005	1.010755	0.569057	0.914312	1.108024	1.033354
Howell Rocha	0.932527	1.014457	0.965196	0.777048	0.895984	0.570245	0.505460
Wyatt Mason IV	0.909013	0.859159	1.110696	0.885281	0.977619	0.194373	0.879172
Jacoby Podcast	0.866892	0.752357	1.071733	0.783826	1.071267	1.056401	0.413332
Alexandria Rosales	0.850843	1.047870	0.946711	0.989889	0.210874	0.792020	0.787636
Wyatt Pothos	0.844384	0.701425	1.063023	1.132335	0.691922	1.079506	0.799864
Cudi Di Batterino	0.837989	0.864983	0.854493	1.208338	0.481326	1.145921	0.483496
Lowe Forbes	0.780885	1.156714	0.552445	0.496683	1.460711	0.534085	1.387567
Riley Firewall	0.759053	0.748903	0.946698	0.789745	0.536079	0.632608	0.242698
Zippy DeShields	0.740276	0.933612	0.904426	0.644375	0.207103	0.893017	0.917216
Michelle Sportsman	0.736455	0.936872	0.982615	0.242955	0.765543	0.335021	0.310828
Gloria Bugsnax	0.721071	0.563520	1.090335	0.647403	1.082299	0.496075	0.911904
Felix Garbage	0.711317	1.014352	0.580127	0.783082	0.413142	0.822527	0.571830
Vito Kravitz	0.707906	0.456809	1.203282	0.765106	1.154169	0.926928	1.129080
Jacob Haynes	0.706752	0.825415	1.032256	0.472339	0.225795	0.904192	0.437275
Fran Beans	0.685092	0.618858	1.034157	0.539401	0.540046	1.105486	0.598338
Mags Banananana	0.656907	0.970959	0.873893	0.229340	0.430627	0.156140	0.517634
Allan Kranch	0.651506	0.912638	0.539455	0.799631	0.469960	0.341912	0.039109

Foreshadow

Swap a Player from your Shadows to your active roster.

There are 14 shadows players to swap with our 12 existing players. Below is a breakdown comparing the best shadows players with the worst player in the particular position.

Note that position does not matter for the swap: any shadows player can bat or pitch.

Batting:

	Batting	Pitching	Baserunning	Defense
Usurper Violet	3.0	3.0	1.5	4.0
Haruta Byrd	3.5	2.5	2.5	1.5
Javier Lotus	3.5	1.0	3.5	4.0
August Obrien	3.5	1.0	3.5	2.0
Sheev Shriffle	3.5	2.0	2.0	1.0

	Batting Rating	Thwackability	Divinity	Musclitude	Moxie	Patheticism	Martyrdom	Tragicness	Buoyancy
Usurper Violet	0.579715	0.894648	0.293503	1.022726	0.869795	0.569699	0.283561	0.100000	0.487176
Haruta Byrd	0.724391	0.721433	0.917077	0.853010	0.585921	0.832203	0.169263	0.100000	0.124161
Javier Lotus	0.682621	0.938964	0.386700	0.901328	0.942211	0.205027	0.884526	0.100000	0.815592
August Obrien	0.681669	0.641217	0.927569	0.913891	0.492708	0.923854	0.556849	0.100000	0.463958
Sheev Shriffle	0.670591	0.984880	0.610356	0.221637	0.482530	0.602199	0.774400	0.229204	0.553719

Pitching:

	Batting	Pitching	Baserunning	Defense
Henry Marshallow	3.5	4.0	2.5	4.5
Lucy Tokkan	2.0	3.5	1.0	3.0
Doc Anice	3.0	3.5	3.0	4.5
Twofurious Puddles	2.5	3.5	2.0	3.5
Case Lancaster	0.0	3.5	2.0	3.0

	Pitching Rating	Unthwackability	Ruthlessness	Overpowerment	Shakespearianism	Coldness	Suppression
Henry Marshallow	0.768310	0.491270	1.171077	1.428524	0.822605	0.808351	0.876106
Lucy Tokkan	0.741748	0.901966	0.995562	0.263758	0.973020	0.180980	0.321805
Doc Anice	0.734279	1.076739	0.487964	0.959145	0.632001	0.765347	0.305586
Twofurious Puddles	0.694922	0.811110	0.650034	0.807712	0.718615	0.416240	0.725894
Case Lancaster	0.658365	0.867044	0.829197	0.190119	0.825333	0.868251	0.082117

Move

Move a Player on your Team to the desired location on your Roster.

Move would move a player from any location on the team (including Shadows) to another position, increasing the number of players in that position. See below for moving our best hitting pitcher or best pitching hitter into their preferred position.

Batting

Moving Nerd Pacheco to the Lineup

	Pies
batting_change	-0.3952%
pitching_change	+1.7454%
baserunning_change	+1.3475%
defense_change	-2.3674%

Moving Usurper Violet to the Shadows

	Pies
batting_change	+5.2262%
pitching_change	+0.0000%
baserunning_change	+5.8751%
defense_change	-0.0958%

Pitching

Moving Peanut Holloway to the Rotation

	Pies
batting_change	-4.6939%
pitching_change	+0.2040%
baserunning_change	-3.1286%
defense_change	-5.9017%

Moving Henry Marshallow to the Shadows

	Pies
batting_change	+0.0000%
pitching_change	+4.0057%
baserunning_change	+0.0000%
defense_change	+0.0000%

Item Move

Move an Item from your Team to a Player on your Team, repairing it fully.

See below for a list of all non-base items available to swap. Items can be moved to any player, regardless of if they have an item or not. Items that break or are dropped will likely still be applicable if the will vote is submitted prior to the item going away.

	Wielder	Modifications
Leg Shoes	Beasley Day	[]
Holey Travelling Bat	Lang Richardson	[Traveling]
Noise-Cancelling Jersey of Charisma	Usurper Violet	[Soundproof]
Slimy Hot Skate Helmet	Tiana Takahashi	[Pro Skater]

Shadow Infuse

Boost a Player in your Team's Shadows by 15% to 30% in a Stat Category of your choice.

See below for how this would affect various team members at the 2 extreme percentages. This will only affect one player.

15% Change:

	old_batting_stars	new_batting_stars	change_in_batting_stars
Adrian Melon	2.353291	3.192006	0.838714
August Obrien	3.408347	4.236526	0.828180
Mcfarland Vargas	1.383943	2.402244	1.018300
Twofurious Puddles	2.635533	3.508269	0.872736
Mummy Cantburn	1.390958	2.397999	1.007041
Doginic Burgertoes	2.079285	3.064023	0.984738
Yusef Puddles	2.390547	3.272644	0.882097
Sheev Shriffle	3.352957	4.123714	0.770757
Adeline Hammer	1.095992	2.164572	1.068580
Castillo Logan	1.858396	2.974332	1.115936
Bambi Perez	1.669795	2.465468	0.795674
Jesús Rodriguez	1.632851	2.606103	0.973251
Jefferson Delacruz	2.978749	3.706377	0.727628
Case Lancaster	0.183966	2.107514	1.923549
Haruta Byrd	3.621954	4.397212	0.775258
Javier Lotus	3.413107	4.176923	0.763816
Doc Anice	3.102966	3.852661	0.749694
Lucy Tokkan	2.143097	2.898237	0.755140

	Batting Rating	Thwackability	Divinity	Musclitude	Moxie	Patheticism	Martyrdom	Tragicness	Buoyancy
Adrian Melon	0.638401	0.452171	0.858122	1.101649	0.252259	0.125678	0.482170	0.010000	0.693764
August Obrien	0.847305	0.791217	1.077569	1.063891	0.642708	0.773854	0.706849	0.010000	0.613958
Mcfarland Vargas	0.480449	0.267084	0.926150	0.457714	0.325366	0.834279	0.567832	0.010000	0.701343
Twofurious Puddles	0.701654	0.727625	0.630623	1.007061	1.126273	0.662102	0.159182	0.010000	0.624513
Mummy Cantburn	0.479600	0.245592	0.726609	1.097265	0.675890	0.766564	0.162553	0.010000	1.077160
Doginic Burgertoes	0.612805	0.326724	1.134426	0.255629	1.084521	0.062919	0.188098	0.611237	0.454905
Yusef Puddles	0.654529	1.218932	0.373433	0.852603	0.341137	0.469418	0.301715	0.010000	1.200129
Sheev Shriffle	0.824743	1.134880	0.760356	0.371637	0.632530	0.452199	0.924400	0.079204	0.703719
Adeline Hammer	0.432914	0.194688	0.556439	0.889264	1.124677	0.576302	0.533623	0.318421	0.433524
Castillo Logan	0.594866	0.448816	0.778983	0.883602	0.157738	0.031603	0.900237	0.010000	0.371515
Bambi Perez	0.493094	0.517477	0.336563	0.455203	0.970779	0.437977	0.771869	0.010000	0.674711
Jesús Rodriguez	0.521221	0.940560	0.271650	0.218072	0.466138	0.010000	0.907939	0.010000	1.062989
Jefferson Delacruz	0.741275	0.629940	0.793757	1.053986	0.687770	0.353675	0.584424	0.010000	0.821689
Case Lancaster	0.421503	0.891388	0.150246	0.223538	0.800109	0.010000	0.216786	0.010000	0.400802
Haruta Byrd	0.879442	0.871433	1.067077	1.003010	0.735921	0.682203	0.319263	0.010000	0.274161
Javier Lotus	0.835385	1.088964	0.536700	1.051328	1.092211	0.055027	1.034526	0.010000	0.965592
Doc Anice	0.770532	0.909195	0.542327	0.942557	0.883223	0.024657	1.208193	0.179574	0.967492
Lucy Tokkan	0.579647	0.517052	0.523345	0.790232	0.776838	0.637549	1.148386	0.278789	0.372461

	old_pitching_stars	new_pitching_stars	change_in_pitching_stars
Adrian Melon	0.939306	2.013364	1.074059
August Obrien	1.045544	1.841553	0.796009
Mcfarland Vargas	1.501794	2.384134	0.882341
Twofurious Puddles	3.474609	4.330050	0.855440
Mummy Cantburn	2.326166	3.166361	0.840195
Doginic Burgertoes	1.808231	2.676227	0.867997
Yusef Puddles	2.508852	3.348354	0.839502
Sheev Shriffle	1.942316	2.803450	0.861135
Adeline Hammer	0.915392	2.064447	1.149055
Castillo Logan	3.022344	4.026985	1.004642
Bambi Perez	0.340030	1.318889	0.978859
Jesús Rodriguez	1.281753	2.112891	0.831138
Jefferson Delacruz	0.583451	1.450152	0.866702
Case Lancaster	3.291826	4.244675	0.952849
Haruta Byrd	2.728771	3.629404	0.900633
Javier Lotus	0.765838	1.548700	0.782861
Doc Anice	3.671394	4.574809	0.903415
Lucy Tokkan	3.708740	4.667928	0.959188

	Pitching Rating	Unthwackability	Ruthlessness	Overpowerment	Shakespearianism	Coldness	Suppression
Adrian Melon	0.402673	0.342291	1.106712	0.171132	0.242483	0.736090	0.879182
August Obrien	0.368311	0.386723	0.411477	1.037830	0.247743	0.250188	0.472708
Mcfarland Vargas	0.476827	0.337950	0.992297	0.436164	0.498503	0.960603	0.499185
Twofurious Puddles	0.866010	0.961110	0.800034	0.957712	0.868615	0.566240	0.875894
Mummy Cantburn	0.633272	0.773505	0.742185	0.389305	0.587026	0.562072	1.122225
Doginic Burgertoes	0.535245	0.739539	0.364470	1.063112	0.461613	0.911430	0.170448
Yusef Puddles	0.669671	0.719080	0.627310	1.183877	0.475880	0.975805	0.767095
Sheev Shriffle	0.560690	0.413763	0.959104	0.629938	0.594447	1.027531	0.791488
Adeline Hammer	0.412889	0.921047	0.191792	0.687204	0.288224	0.914063	0.959582
Castillo Logan	0.805397	1.112056	0.829044	0.316984	1.144242	0.240067	0.380832
Bambi Perez	0.263778	0.168422	0.628632	0.424202	0.301506	0.732147	0.260881
Jesús Rodriguez	0.422578	0.341237	0.829646	0.434989	0.336662	0.541038	0.958921
Jefferson Delacruz	0.290030	0.355741	0.335705	0.536775	0.154881	0.833663	0.247056
Case Lancaster	0.848935	1.017044	0.979197	0.340119	0.975333	1.018251	0.232117
Haruta Byrd	0.725881	0.896009	0.834712	0.339109	0.752043	0.905252	0.510515
Javier Lotus	0.309740	0.257195	0.420303	0.420723	0.948413	0.639265	0.771886
Doc Anice	0.914962	1.226739	0.637964	1.109145	0.782001	0.915347	0.455586
Lucy Tokkan	0.933586	1.051966	1.145562	0.413758	1.123020	0.330980	0.471805

30% Change:

	old_batting_stars	new_batting_stars	change_in_batting_stars
Adrian Melon	2.353291	3.949166	1.595874
August Obrien	3.408347	4.978021	1.569675
Mcfarland Vargas	1.383943	3.227008	1.843065
Twofurious Puddles	2.635533	4.249688	1.614155
Mummy Cantburn	1.390958	3.221026	1.830069
Doginic Burgertoes	2.079285	3.886515	1.807229
Yusef Puddles	2.390547	4.073123	1.682575
Sheev Shriffle	3.352957	4.857104	1.504147
Adeline Hammer	1.095992	3.000781	1.904789
Castillo Logan	1.858396	3.738345	1.879949
Bambi Perez	1.669795	3.215529	1.545734
Jesús Rodriguez	1.632851	3.410191	1.777340
Jefferson Delacruz	2.978749	4.415737	1.436988
Case Lancaster	0.183966	3.016726	2.832760
Haruta Byrd	3.621954	5.124298	1.502344
Javier Lotus	3.413107	4.882671	1.469564
Doc Anice	3.102966	4.550708	1.447742
Lucy Tokkan	2.143097	3.630603	1.487506

	Batting Rating	Thwackability	Divinity	Musclitude	Moxie	Patheticism	Martyrdom	Tragicness	Buoyancy
Adrian Melon	0.789833	0.602171	1.008122	1.251649	0.402259	0.010000	0.632170	0.010000	0.843764
August Obrien	0.995604	0.941217	1.227569	1.213891	0.792708	0.623854	0.856849	0.010000	0.763958
Mcfarland Vargas	0.645402	0.417084	1.076150	0.607714	0.475366	0.684279	0.717832	0.010000	0.851343
Twofurious Puddles	0.849938	0.877625	0.780623	1.157061	1.276273	0.512102	0.309182	0.010000	0.774513
Mummy Cantburn	0.644205	0.395592	0.876609	1.247265	0.825890	0.616564	0.312553	0.010000	1.227160
Doginic Burgertoes	0.777303	0.476724	1.284426	0.405629	1.234521	0.010000	0.338098	0.461237	0.604905
Yusef Puddles	0.814625	1.368932	0.523433	1.002603	0.491137	0.319418	0.451715	0.010000	1.350129
Sheev Shriffle	0.971421	1.284880	0.910356	0.521637	0.782530	0.302199	1.074400	0.010000	0.853719
Adeline Hammer	0.600156	0.344688	0.706439	1.039264	1.274677	0.426302	0.683623	0.168421	0.583524
Castillo Logan	0.747669	0.598816	0.928983	1.033602	0.307738	0.010000	1.050237	0.010000	0.521515
Bambi Perez	0.643106	0.667477	0.486563	0.605203	1.120779	0.287977	0.921869	0.010000	0.824711
Jesús Rodriguez	0.682038	1.090560	0.421650	0.368072	0.616138	0.010000	1.057939	0.010000	1.212989
Jefferson Delacruz	0.883147	0.779940	0.943757	1.203986	0.837770	0.203675	0.734424	0.010000	0.971689
Case Lancaster	0.603345	1.041388	0.300246	0.373538	0.950109	0.010000	0.366786	0.010000	0.550802
Haruta Byrd	1.024860	1.021433	1.217077	1.153010	0.885921	0.532203	0.469263	0.010000	0.424161
Javier Lotus	0.976534	1.238964	0.686700	1.201328	1.242211	0.010000	1.184526	0.010000	1.115592
Doc Anice	0.910142	1.059195	0.692327	1.092557	1.033223	0.010000	1.358193	0.029574	1.117492
Lucy Tokkan	0.726121	0.667052	0.673345	0.940232	0.926838	0.487549	1.298386	0.128789	0.522461

	old_pitching_stars	new_pitching_stars	change_in_pitching_stars
Adrian Melon	0.939306	2.943382	2.004077
August Obrien	1.045544	2.659549	1.614005
Mcfarland Vargas	1.501794	3.264392	1.762598
Twofurious Puddles	3.474609	5.209376	1.734766
Mummy Cantburn	2.326166	4.024465	1.698299
Doginic Burgertoes	1.808231	3.547943	1.739712
Yusef Puddles	2.508852	4.211538	1.702686
Sheev Shriffle	1.942316	3.675139	1.732824
Adeline Hammer	0.915392	3.024460	2.109067
Castillo Logan	3.022344	4.979727	1.957383
Bambi Perez	0.340030	2.162564	1.822534
Jesús Rodriguez	1.281753	2.956825	1.675072
Jefferson Delacruz	0.583451	2.234805	1.651354
Case Lancaster	3.291826	5.175871	1.884045
Haruta Byrd	2.728771	4.524587	1.795815
Javier Lotus	0.765838	2.351171	1.585333
Doc Anice	3.671394	5.490836	1.819442
Lucy Tokkan	3.708740	5.611773	1.903033

	Pitching Rating	Unthwackability	Ruthlessness	Overpowerment	Shakespearianism	Coldness	Suppression
Adrian Melon	0.588676	0.492291	1.256712	0.321132	0.392483	0.886090	1.029182
August Obrien	0.531910	0.536723	0.561477	1.187830	0.397743	0.400188	0.622708
Mcfarland Vargas	0.652878	0.487950	1.142297	0.586164	0.648503	1.110603	0.649185
Twofurious Puddles	1.041875	1.111110	0.950034	1.107712	1.018615	0.716240	1.025894
Mummy Cantburn	0.804893	0.923505	0.892185	0.539305	0.737026	0.712072	1.272225
Doginic Burgertoes	0.709589	0.889539	0.514470	1.213112	0.611613	1.061430	0.320448
Yusef Puddles	0.842308	0.869080	0.777310	1.333877	0.625880	1.125805	0.917095
Sheev Shriffle	0.735028	0.563763	1.109104	0.779938	0.744447	1.177531	0.941488
Adeline Hammer	0.604892	1.071047	0.341792	0.837204	0.438224	1.064063	1.109582
Castillo Logan	0.995945	1.262056	0.979044	0.466984	1.294242	0.390067	0.530832
Bambi Perez	0.432513	0.318422	0.778632	0.574202	0.451506	0.882147	0.410881
Jesús Rodriguez	0.591365	0.491237	0.979646	0.584989	0.486662	0.691038	1.108921
Jefferson Delacruz	0.446961	0.505741	0.485705	0.686775	0.304881	0.983663	0.397056
Case Lancaster	1.035174	1.167044	1.129197	0.490119	1.125333	1.168251	0.382117
Haruta Byrd	0.904917	1.046009	0.984712	0.489109	0.902043	1.055252	0.660515
Javier Lotus	0.470234	0.407195	0.570303	0.570723	1.098413	0.789265	0.921886
Doc Anice	1.098167	1.376739	0.787964	1.259145	0.932001	1.065347	0.605586
Lucy Tokkan	1.122355	1.201966	1.295562	0.563758	1.273020	0.480980	0.621805

Shadow Revoke

Revoke a Player from your Team's Shadows.

This would remove a player from our shadows by moving them to another team, without providing a replacement.

Reform

Re-roll an eligible Permanent Modification for a Player on your Team.

Below is a list of all players with modifications that could be rerolled. It would be better to reroll modifications with negative effects.

	mods
Beasley Day	[Minimalist]
Ruslan Greatness	[Friend of Crows]
Jaxon Buckley	[Fire Eater]
Peanut Holloway	[Honey Roasted, Attractor]
Henry Marshallow	[Maximalist]
Nerd Pacheco	[Superallergic]

Alternate Trust

Call in an Alternate for a Player on your Team, with a mystery Benefit.

An Alternate is a player reroll and the Benefit is an unknown modification. Below shows the change in Team Average Stars from rerolling our worst player, assuming they would be replaced with the Statistically Average player.

Rerolling Usurper Violet

	Pies
batting_change	-2.2464%
pitching_change	+0.0000%
baserunning_change	+2.0636%
defense_change	-3.5035%

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Blessings

Blessings are selected by raffle across all teams. Each blessing will be awarded to one random team, where teams with more votes are more likely to be selected.

Slow Build

Give Slow Build to all the Players in your Team's Lineup.

The effect of Slow Build is unknown.

A Natural

Give Intuitive to a random Player on your Team's active roster.

The effect of Intuitive is unknown.

Inexplicable

Make a random Player on your Team's active roster Undefined.

The effect of Undefined is unknown.

A Blood Type

Give your Team A Blood.

This would make all our players have A Blood, and give the team a blood-specific Modification. The effects of this modification are unknown. This would likely stack with our existing blood boost.

Skateboard

A Random Hitter on your Team gets a Skate Board.

Players with a Skateboard (other than being radical 🛹) gain increased Ground Friction, which increases triples, and the Pro Skater Modification which makes the player unable to fail when using the Grind Rail.

Targeted Evolution

A random pitcher and a random hitter on your Team will Advance.

An Advanced player will gain one evolution level, increasing their minimum star level by one for all stats and raising their stars to the minimum if they are lower than that.

Center of Attention

Look at me. Most Idolized player on your team gives double-payouts as an Idol.

This would likely improve the payout on Jaxon Buckley. See below for the performance statistics for Jaxon last season, and an estimation of overall payout. Note that this assumes maxed-out items and no slot-based boosts.

	appearances	at_bats	at_bats_risp	batting_average	batting_average_risp	caught_stealing	doubles	first_appearance	flyouts	gidp	ground_outs	hit_by_pitches	hits	hits_risp	home_runs	on_base_percentage	on_base_slugging	plate_appearances	quadruples	runs	runs_batted_in	sacrifice_bunts	sacrifice_flies	singles	slugging	stolen_bases	strikeouts	total_bases	triples	walks
Jaxon Buckley	61.0	312.0	66.0	0.359	0.424	5.0	30.0	0.0	69.0	1.0	85.0	0.0	112.0	28.0	33.0	0.373	1.216	332.0	0.0	70.0	89.0	5.0	3.0	38.0	0.843	17.0	37.0	263.0	11.0	12.0

	Seeds	Hot Dogs	Pickles
Jaxon (normal)	118500	132000	51000
Jaxon (boosted)	237000	264000	102000
James Mora (S17)	349500	196000	174000

Afterparty

Whenever your Team is losing during the First Week of Next Season, they will have a chance of gaining Party Time Boosts.

This would provide a maximum of 9 days of parties next season, depending on how we perform.

Shadow of the Bats

Your Team's Shadows will have their Hitting Boosted from -5% to 20%.

See below for analysis.

Worst Case

Change in Total stars: -4.997440964706963

Change in Average stars: -0.2776356091503869

	old_batting_stars	new_batting_stars	change_in_batting_stars
Adrian Melon	2.353291	2.023988	-0.329303
August Obrien	3.408347	3.035183	-0.373163
Mcfarland Vargas	1.383943	1.043400	-0.340543
Twofurious Puddles	2.635533	2.401668	-0.233864
Mummy Cantburn	1.390958	0.976989	-0.413969
Doginic Burgertoes	2.079285	1.669925	-0.409360
Yusef Puddles	2.390547	2.059069	-0.331479
Sheev Shriffle	3.352957	3.082041	-0.270916
Adeline Hammer	1.095992	0.605714	-0.490278
Castillo Logan	1.858396	1.708240	-0.150156
Bambi Perez	1.669795	1.384678	-0.285116
Jesús Rodriguez	1.632851	1.179427	-0.453425
Jefferson Delacruz	2.978749	2.731327	-0.247423
Case Lancaster	0.183966	0.580926	0.396960
Haruta Byrd	3.621954	3.339325	-0.282629
Javier Lotus	3.413107	3.147655	-0.265452
Doc Anice	3.102966	2.845521	-0.257445
Lucy Tokkan	2.143097	1.883217	-0.259881

	Batting Rating	Thwackability	Divinity	Musclitude	Moxie	Patheticism	Martyrdom	Tragicness	Buoyancy
Adrian Melon	0.404798	0.252171	0.658122	0.901649	0.052259	0.325678	0.282170	0.150000	0.493764
August Obrien	0.607037	0.591217	0.877569	0.863891	0.442708	0.973854	0.506849	0.150000	0.413958
Mcfarland Vargas	0.208680	0.067084	0.726150	0.257714	0.125366	0.990000	0.367832	0.150000	0.501343
Twofurious Puddles	0.480334	0.527625	0.430623	0.807061	0.926273	0.862102	0.010000	0.150000	0.424513
Mummy Cantburn	0.195398	0.045592	0.526609	0.897265	0.475890	0.966564	0.010000	0.150000	0.877160
Doginic Burgertoes	0.333985	0.126724	0.934426	0.055629	0.884521	0.262919	0.010000	0.811237	0.254905
Yusef Puddles	0.411814	1.018932	0.173433	0.652603	0.141137	0.669418	0.101715	0.062283	1.000129
Sheev Shriffle	0.616408	0.934880	0.560356	0.171637	0.432530	0.652199	0.724400	0.279204	0.503719
Adeline Hammer	0.121143	0.010000	0.356439	0.689264	0.924677	0.776302	0.333623	0.518421	0.233524
Castillo Logan	0.341648	0.248816	0.578983	0.683602	0.010000	0.231603	0.700237	0.150000	0.171515
Bambi Perez	0.276936	0.317477	0.136563	0.255203	0.770779	0.637977	0.571869	0.150000	0.474711
Jesús Rodriguez	0.235885	0.740560	0.071650	0.018072	0.266138	0.145867	0.707939	0.150000	0.862989
Jefferson Delacruz	0.546265	0.429940	0.593757	0.853986	0.487770	0.553675	0.384424	0.150000	0.621689
Case Lancaster	0.116185	0.691388	0.010000	0.023538	0.600109	0.160336	0.016786	0.150000	0.200802
Haruta Byrd	0.667865	0.671433	0.867077	0.803010	0.535921	0.882203	0.119263	0.150000	0.074161
Javier Lotus	0.629531	0.888964	0.336700	0.851328	0.892211	0.255027	0.834526	0.150000	0.765592
Doc Anice	0.569104	0.709195	0.342327	0.742557	0.683223	0.224657	1.008193	0.379574	0.767492
Lucy Tokkan	0.376643	0.317052	0.323345	0.590232	0.576838	0.837549	0.948386	0.478789	0.172461

Best Case

Change in Total stars: 21.617585313371023

Change in Average stars: 1.2009769618539456

	old_batting_stars	new_batting_stars	change_in_batting_stars
Adrian Melon	2.353291	3.451552	1.098261
August Obrien	3.408347	4.488341	1.079995
Mcfarland Vargas	1.383943	2.686492	1.302549
Twofurious Puddles	2.635533	3.759716	1.124183
Mummy Cantburn	1.390958	2.681958	1.291000
Doginic Burgertoes	2.079285	3.353370	1.274085
Yusef Puddles	2.390547	3.545751	1.155204
Sheev Shriffle	3.352957	4.372160	1.019204
Adeline Hammer	1.095992	2.454162	1.358170
Castillo Logan	1.858396	3.240490	1.382094
Bambi Perez	1.669795	2.718940	1.049145
Jesús Rodriguez	1.632851	2.884388	1.251537
Jefferson Delacruz	2.978749	3.944315	0.965566
Case Lancaster	0.183966	2.432678	2.248712
Haruta Byrd	3.621954	4.642808	1.020854
Javier Lotus	3.413107	4.421931	1.008824
Doc Anice	3.102966	4.089908	0.986942
Lucy Tokkan	2.143097	3.144360	1.001263

	Batting Rating	Thwackability	Divinity	Musclitude	Moxie	Patheticism	Martyrdom	Tragicness	Buoyancy
Adrian Melon	0.690310	0.502171	0.908122	1.151649	0.302259	0.075678	0.532170	0.010000	0.743764
August Obrien	0.897668	0.841217	1.127569	1.113891	0.692708	0.723854	0.756849	0.010000	0.663958
Mcfarland Vargas	0.537298	0.317084	0.976150	0.507714	0.375366	0.784279	0.617832	0.010000	0.751343
Twofurious Puddles	0.751943	0.777625	0.680623	1.057061	1.176273	0.612102	0.209182	0.010000	0.674513
Mummy Cantburn	0.536392	0.295592	0.776609	1.147265	0.725890	0.716564	0.212553	0.010000	1.127160
Doginic Burgertoes	0.670674	0.376724	1.184426	0.305629	1.134521	0.012919	0.238098	0.561237	0.504905
Yusef Puddles	0.709150	1.268932	0.423433	0.902603	0.391137	0.419418	0.351715	0.010000	1.250129
Sheev Shriffle	0.874432	1.184880	0.810356	0.421637	0.682530	0.402199	0.974400	0.029204	0.753719
Adeline Hammer	0.490832	0.244688	0.606439	0.939264	1.174677	0.526302	0.583623	0.268421	0.483524
Castillo Logan	0.648098	0.498816	0.828983	0.933602	0.207738	0.010000	0.950237	0.010000	0.421515
Bambi Perez	0.543788	0.567477	0.386563	0.505203	1.020779	0.387977	0.821869	0.010000	0.724711
Jesús Rodriguez	0.576878	0.990560	0.321650	0.268072	0.516138	0.010000	0.957939	0.010000	1.112989
Jefferson Delacruz	0.788863	0.679940	0.843757	1.103986	0.737770	0.303675	0.634424	0.010000	0.871689
Case Lancaster	0.486536	0.941388	0.200246	0.273538	0.850109	0.010000	0.266786	0.010000	0.450802
Haruta Byrd	0.928562	0.921433	1.117077	1.053010	0.785921	0.632203	0.369263	0.010000	0.324161
Javier Lotus	0.884386	1.138964	0.586700	1.101328	1.142211	0.010000	1.084526	0.010000	1.015592
Doc Anice	0.817982	0.959195	0.592327	0.992557	0.933223	0.010000	1.258193	0.129574	1.017492
Lucy Tokkan	0.628872	0.567052	0.573345	0.840232	0.826838	0.587549	1.198386	0.228789	0.422461

Fax Numbers

Your Team's Shadows will have their Pitching Boosted from -5% to 20%.

See below for analysis.

Worst Case

Change in Total stars: -5.16804944798643

Change in Average stars: -0.28711385822146834

	old_pitching_stars	new_pitching_stars	change_in_pitching_stars
Adrian Melon	0.939306	0.652527	-0.286778
August Obrien	1.045544	0.773667	-0.271877
Mcfarland Vargas	1.501794	1.199200	-0.302593
Twofurious Puddles	3.474609	3.195225	-0.279385
Mummy Cantburn	2.326166	2.047462	-0.278705
Doginic Burgertoes	1.808231	1.513197	-0.295034
Yusef Puddles	2.508852	2.234300	-0.274552
Sheev Shriffle	1.942316	1.654287	-0.288029
Adeline Hammer	0.915392	0.469906	-0.445487
Castillo Logan	3.022344	2.637850	-0.384494
Bambi Perez	0.340030	0.222946	-0.117084
Jesús Rodriguez	1.281753	1.002593	-0.279160
Jefferson Delacruz	0.583451	0.470281	-0.113170
Case Lancaster	3.291826	2.954592	-0.337234
Haruta Byrd	2.728771	2.416670	-0.312101
Javier Lotus	0.765838	0.495354	-0.270485
Doc Anice	3.671394	3.372294	-0.299100
Lucy Tokkan	3.708740	3.375957	-0.332783

	Pitching Rating	Unthwackability	Ruthlessness	Overpowerment	Shakespearianism	Coldness	Suppression
Adrian Melon	0.130505	0.142291	0.906712	0.010000	0.042483	0.536090	0.679182
August Obrien	0.154733	0.186723	0.211477	0.837830	0.047743	0.050188	0.272708
Mcfarland Vargas	0.239840	0.137950	0.792297	0.236164	0.298503	0.760603	0.299185
Twofurious Puddles	0.639045	0.761110	0.600034	0.757712	0.668615	0.366240	0.675894
Mummy Cantburn	0.409492	0.573505	0.542185	0.189305	0.387026	0.362072	0.922225
Doginic Burgertoes	0.302639	0.539539	0.164470	0.863112	0.261613	0.711430	0.010000
Yusef Puddles	0.446860	0.519080	0.427310	0.983877	0.275880	0.775805	0.567095
Sheev Shriffle	0.330857	0.213763	0.759104	0.429938	0.394447	0.827531	0.591488
Adeline Hammer	0.093981	0.721047	0.010000	0.487204	0.088224	0.714063	0.759582
Castillo Logan	0.527570	0.912056	0.629044	0.116984	0.944242	0.040067	0.180832
Bambi Perez	0.044589	0.010000	0.428632	0.224202	0.101506	0.532147	0.060881
Jesús Rodriguez	0.200519	0.141237	0.629646	0.234989	0.136662	0.341038	0.758921
Jefferson Delacruz	0.094056	0.155741	0.135705	0.336775	0.010000	0.633663	0.047056
Case Lancaster	0.590918	0.817044	0.779197	0.140119	0.775333	0.818251	0.032117
Haruta Byrd	0.483334	0.696009	0.634712	0.139109	0.552043	0.705252	0.310515
Javier Lotus	0.099071	0.057195	0.220303	0.220723	0.748413	0.439265	0.571886
Doc Anice	0.674459	1.026739	0.437964	0.909145	0.582001	0.715347	0.255586
Lucy Tokkan	0.675191	0.851966	0.945562	0.213758	0.923020	0.130980	0.271805

Best Case

Change in Total stars: 21.618505709674725

Change in Average stars: 1.2010280949819292

	old_pitching_stars	new_pitching_stars	change_in_pitching_stars
Adrian Melon	0.939306	2.326798	1.387492
August Obrien	1.045544	2.111234	1.065690
Mcfarland Vargas	1.501794	2.676728	1.174935
Twofurious Puddles	3.474609	4.620631	1.146021
Mummy Cantburn	2.326166	3.450122	1.123956
Doginic Burgertoes	1.808231	2.965528	1.157297
Yusef Puddles	2.508852	3.633514	1.124663
Sheev Shriffle	1.942316	3.092375	1.150060
Adeline Hammer	0.915392	2.391269	1.475877
Castillo Logan	3.022344	4.346669	1.324325
Bambi Perez	0.340030	1.601739	1.261709
Jesús Rodriguez	1.281753	2.392194	1.110441
Jefferson Delacruz	0.583451	1.708735	1.125284
Case Lancaster	3.291826	4.555580	1.263754
Haruta Byrd	2.728771	3.927099	1.198328
Javier Lotus	0.765838	1.813149	1.047310
Doc Anice	3.671394	4.878623	1.207230
Lucy Tokkan	3.708740	4.982873	1.274134

	Pitching Rating	Unthwackability	Ruthlessness	Overpowerment	Shakespearianism	Coldness	Suppression
Adrian Melon	0.465360	0.392291	1.156712	0.221132	0.292483	0.786090	0.929182
August Obrien	0.422247	0.436723	0.461477	1.087830	0.297743	0.300188	0.522708
Mcfarland Vargas	0.535346	0.387950	1.042297	0.486164	0.548503	1.010603	0.549185
Twofurious Puddles	0.924126	1.011110	0.850034	1.007712	0.918615	0.616240	0.925894
Mummy Cantburn	0.690024	0.823505	0.792185	0.439305	0.637026	0.612072	1.172225
Doginic Burgertoes	0.593106	0.789539	0.414470	1.113112	0.511613	0.961430	0.220448
Yusef Puddles	0.726703	0.769080	0.677310	1.233877	0.525880	1.025805	0.817095
Sheev Shriffle	0.618475	0.463763	1.009104	0.679938	0.644447	1.077531	0.841488
Adeline Hammer	0.478254	0.971047	0.241792	0.737204	0.338224	0.964063	1.009582
Castillo Logan	0.869334	1.162056	0.879044	0.366984	1.194242	0.290067	0.430832
Bambi Perez	0.320348	0.218422	0.678632	0.474202	0.351506	0.782147	0.310881
Jesús Rodriguez	0.478439	0.391237	0.879646	0.484989	0.386662	0.591038	1.008921
Jefferson Delacruz	0.341747	0.405741	0.385705	0.586775	0.204881	0.883663	0.297056
Case Lancaster	0.911116	1.067044	1.029197	0.390119	1.025333	1.068251	0.282117
Haruta Byrd	0.785420	0.946009	0.884712	0.389109	0.802043	0.955252	0.560515
Javier Lotus	0.362630	0.307195	0.470303	0.470723	0.998413	0.689265	0.821886
Doc Anice	0.975725	1.276739	0.687964	1.159145	0.832001	0.965347	0.505586
Lucy Tokkan	0.996575	1.101966	1.195562	0.463758	1.173020	0.380980	0.521805

Shadow Supply Run

All Players in your Team's Shadows with an available Item slot will open a Generic Cap Crate.

All Players in your Team's Shadows with an available Item slot will open a Generic Bat Crate.

For reference, these items boost the following:

Item Type	Attributes	Stat
Bat	+Thwackability	Batting
Cap	+Unthwackability	Pitching

This would provide Generic Bats or Caps to the following players:

	Batting	Pitching	Baserunning	Defense
Adrian Melon	2.5	1.0	3.0	2.5
August Obrien	3.5	1.0	3.5	2.0
Mcfarland Vargas	1.5	1.5	4.0	2.0
Twofurious Puddles	2.5	3.5	2.0	3.5
Mummy Cantburn	1.5	2.5	2.0	3.5
Doginic Burgertoes	2.0	2.0	2.0	1.5
Yusef Puddles	2.5	2.5	3.0	3.5
Sheev Shriffle	3.5	2.0	2.0	1.0
Adeline Hammer	1.0	1.0	2.5	3.5
Castillo Logan	2.0	3.0	2.5	3.0
Bambi Perez	1.5	0.5	2.5	3.0
Jesús Rodriguez	1.5	1.5	2.5	1.5
Jefferson Delacruz	3.0	0.5	3.5	4.0
Case Lancaster	0.0	3.5	2.0	3.0
Haruta Byrd	3.5	2.5	2.5	1.5
Javier Lotus	3.5	1.0	3.5	4.0
Doc Anice	3.0	3.5	3.0	4.5
Lucy Tokkan	2.0	3.5	1.0	3.0

Class Act

Your Team becomes a Shame Donor next Season.

The glossary lists a Shame Donor as "A Team or Player who adds Unruns to a Shamed opponents' future pile." This presumably means that Teams that we shame will start the next game with that number of negative runs.

See below for previous season shame statistics.

Pies shamed teams 5 times last season for an average of 1.8 runs per-game.

Sanctified

Sort your Lineup by Divinity.

See below for the new lineup order.

	Batting	Pitching	Baserunning	Defense
Huber Frumple	4.5	2.0	4.0	3.0
Ruslan Greatness	5.0	4.0	5.0	5.0
Eduardo Woodman	5.5	1.5	3.5	3.0
Jaxon Buckley	6.5	3.5	3.5	3.5
Beasley Day	4.5	3.0	3.5	3.0
Peanut Holloway	6.5	4.5	5.0	6.0
Lang Richardson	3.0	0.5	3.5	3.5
Usurper Violet	3.0	3.0	1.5	4.0

Grand Larceny

Sort your Lineup by Basethirst.

See below for the new lineup order.

	Batting	Pitching	Baserunning	Defense
Beasley Day	4.5	3.0	3.5	3.0
Huber Frumple	4.5	2.0	4.0	3.0
Lang Richardson	3.0	0.5	3.5	3.5
Ruslan Greatness	5.0	4.0	5.0	5.0
Eduardo Woodman	5.5	1.5	3.5	3.0
Jaxon Buckley	6.5	3.5	3.5	3.5
Peanut Holloway	6.5	4.5	5.0	6.0
Usurper Violet	3.0	3.0	1.5	4.0

Flex

Sort your Lineup by Musclitude.

See below for the new lineup order.

	Batting	Pitching	Baserunning	Defense
Jaxon Buckley	6.5	3.5	3.5	3.5
Ruslan Greatness	5.0	4.0	5.0	5.0
Usurper Violet	3.0	3.0	1.5	4.0
Eduardo Woodman	5.5	1.5	3.5	3.0
Huber Frumple	4.5	2.0	4.0	3.0
Peanut Holloway	6.5	4.5	5.0	6.0
Lang Richardson	3.0	0.5	3.5	3.5
Beasley Day	4.5	3.0	3.5	3.0

Laserlikeness Patches

Boost the Laserlikeness of the Player on your Team with the lowest of the stat by 8%. Repeat 3 Times.

Laserlikeness generally correlates to "good baserunning", such as steal success. Because the players this will hit are known, see below for exact results of this operation. Yes this will hit batters and pitchers despite baserunning only being used by batters.

This will hit Henry Marshallow, Henry Marshallow, and Elvis Figueroa in order.

	Baserunning Rating	Laserlikeness	Continuation	Base Thirst	Indulgence	Ground Friction
Henry Marshallow	0.660630	0.511253	0.929312	0.913255	0.702726	0.760090
Peanut Holloway	0.965174	0.518806	0.262588	0.381880	0.748308	0.947406
Elvis Figueroa	0.528606	0.569394	0.451378	0.526311	0.387276	0.309351
Eduardo Woodman	0.700068	0.617191	1.040482	0.526095	0.707616	0.815097
Beasley Day	0.725277	0.619583	0.669022	1.189892	0.592646	0.934967
Tiana Takahashi	0.594643	0.670427	0.313789	0.689592	0.226929	0.831167
Jaxon Buckley	0.697521	0.689885	1.192203	0.506722	0.513522	0.562351
Lang Richardson	0.716308	0.742498	0.421602	0.845647	0.446945	0.988950
Huber Frumple	0.808039	0.766723	0.710497	0.853913	0.929982	0.793744
Usurper Violet	0.334915	0.829727	0.996871	0.222526	0.013191	0.015431
Nerd Pacheco	0.867449	1.080924	0.554926	0.428776	1.150924	0.596972
Ruslan Greatness	1.022080	1.375092	0.602818	0.693571	0.999000	0.605824

Tenacity Patches

Boost the Tenacity of the Player on your Team with the lowest of the stat by 8%. Repeat 3 Times.

Tenaciousness is a defense stat and is fairly unknown, likely to do with reducing steal attempts. Because the players this will hit are known, see below for exact results of this operation.

This will hit Huber Frumple, Eduardo Woodman, and Huber Frumple in order.

	Defense Rating	Omniscience	Tenaciousness	Watchfulness	Anticapitalism	Chasiness
Beasley Day	0.609757	0.355386	0.398364	1.304772	0.457722	0.593574
Tiana Takahashi	0.731936	0.916519	0.398854	0.869618	0.995074	0.381623
Eduardo Woodman	0.647394	0.339614	0.404310	0.814677	0.914311	0.920885
Huber Frumple	0.637821	0.472205	0.427753	0.465153	1.016524	0.577598
Jaxon Buckley	0.657751	0.636443	0.470729	0.438125	0.927871	0.415402
Peanut Holloway	1.186694	0.418685	0.495287	1.054413	0.901115	0.821125
Nerd Pacheco	0.560509	0.273129	0.696025	0.806231	0.212686	0.493905
Usurper Violet	0.780281	1.064183	0.740791	0.533876	0.390291	0.646039
Ruslan Greatness	1.012064	1.170016	0.894059	0.903316	0.848210	1.344688
Lang Richardson	0.741841	1.043616	0.940524	0.340104	0.390675	0.394329
Elvis Figueroa	0.962132	1.113911	1.138358	0.644382	0.683850	0.959366
Henry Marshallow	0.933446	0.866120	1.305255	0.761818	0.450244	1.145636

Musclitude Patches

Boost the Musclitude of the Player on your Team with the lowest of the stat by 8%. Repeat 3 Times.

Musclitude correlates with big hits, such as doubles and triples. Because the players this will hit are known, see below for exact results of this operation.

This will hit Beasley Day, Beasley Day, and Beasley Day in order.

	Batting Rating	Thwackability	Divinity	Musclitude	Moxie	Patheticism	Martyrdom	Tragicness	Buoyancy
Henry Marshallow	0.713297	0.399719	1.150909	0.596577	1.045685	0.429725	0.877213	0.001000	1.095975
Beasley Day	0.887364	1.045160	0.904890	0.612953	0.547377	0.211371	0.733784	0.001000	1.009991
Lang Richardson	0.632443	0.812722	0.400621	0.622843	0.941821	0.205246	0.498400	0.001000	0.551015
Nerd Pacheco	0.909979	0.937825	1.018675	0.698960	0.486490	0.001000	1.201001	0.100000	0.704459
Peanut Holloway	1.274123	0.817086	0.833918	0.708373	0.751382	0.143342	0.558181	0.100000	0.460595
Elvis Figueroa	0.769416	0.978544	0.515966	0.859533	1.110090	0.001000	0.379988	0.001000	0.363642
Huber Frumple	0.857449	0.507458	1.310733	0.932690	1.221501	0.226988	0.685091	0.041371	1.113159
Eduardo Woodman	1.096107	1.306335	1.127294	0.940327	0.838760	0.322657	0.725776	0.001000	0.994749
Usurper Violet	0.579715	0.894648	0.293503	1.022726	0.869795	0.569699	0.283561	0.100000	0.487176
Tiana Takahashi	0.278129	0.415234	0.070634	1.065769	0.901922	0.417873	0.491253	0.022843	0.185825
Ruslan Greatness	0.951096	0.622589	1.145689	1.569998	1.470457	0.001000	1.311486	0.001000	0.683552
Jaxon Buckley	1.318562	1.567382	1.042101	1.746709	1.930045	0.001000	1.986793	0.001000	1.393504

Moxie Patches

Boost the Moxie of the Player on your Team with the lowest of the stat by 8%. Repeat 3 Times.

Moxie correlates with plate discipline, and increases walks. Because the players this will hit are known, see below for exact results of this operation. Yes this will hit batters and pitchers despite moxie only being used by batters.

This will hit Nerd Pacheco, Beasley Day, and Nerd Pacheco in order.

	Batting Rating	Thwackability	Divinity	Musclitude	Moxie	Patheticism	Martyrdom	Tragicness	Buoyancy
Beasley Day	0.863698	1.045160	0.904890	0.372953	0.627377	0.211371	0.733784	0.001000	1.009991
Nerd Pacheco	0.929593	0.937825	1.018675	0.698960	0.646490	0.001000	1.201001	0.100000	0.704459
Peanut Holloway	1.274123	0.817086	0.833918	0.708373	0.751382	0.143342	0.558181	0.100000	0.460595
Eduardo Woodman	1.096107	1.306335	1.127294	0.940327	0.838760	0.322657	0.725776	0.001000	0.994749
Usurper Violet	0.579715	0.894648	0.293503	1.022726	0.869795	0.569699	0.283561	0.100000	0.487176
Tiana Takahashi	0.278129	0.415234	0.070634	1.065769	0.901922	0.417873	0.491253	0.022843	0.185825
Lang Richardson	0.632443	0.812722	0.400621	0.622843	0.941821	0.205246	0.498400	0.001000	0.551015
Henry Marshallow	0.713297	0.399719	1.150909	0.596577	1.045685	0.429725	0.877213	0.001000	1.095975
Elvis Figueroa	0.769416	0.978544	0.515966	0.859533	1.110090	0.001000	0.379988	0.001000	0.363642
Huber Frumple	0.857449	0.507458	1.310733	0.932690	1.221501	0.226988	0.685091	0.041371	1.113159
Ruslan Greatness	0.951096	0.622589	1.145689	1.569998	1.470457	0.001000	1.311486	0.001000	0.683552
Jaxon Buckley	1.318562	1.567382	1.042101	1.746709	1.930045	0.001000	1.986793	0.001000	1.393504

Cinnamon Roll

Re-roll the Cinnamon of the 3 Lowest Cinnamon Players in your Lineup.

Cinnamon correlates to maximum vibes and increased score points when using the grind rail. Unlike star rerolls, stat rerolls have a gausian distribution averaging at 0.5, so rerolling any player with Cinnamon less than 0.5 is likely to be beneficial.

	Cinnamon
Beasley Day	0.269831
Eduardo Woodman	0.336621
Huber Frumple	0.443574
Peanut Holloway	0.540048
Usurper Violet	0.686236
Jaxon Buckley	0.749282
Lang Richardson	0.823260
Ruslan Greatness	1.511111

Pressure Re-Cooker

Re-roll the Pressurization of the 3 Lowest Pressurization Players on your Team.

Pressurization correlates to minimum vibes. Unlike star rerolls, stat rerolls have a gausian distribution averaging at 0.5. However, you actually want pressurization to be low, as high pressurization will result in lower vibes.

	Pressurization
Nerd Pacheco	0.017249
Usurper Violet	0.039315
Huber Frumple	0.069679
Peanut Holloway	0.075970
Tiana Takahashi	0.223659
Beasley Day	0.285454
Eduardo Woodman	0.311011
Jaxon Buckley	0.523724
Elvis Figueroa	0.563895
Henry Marshallow	0.710975
Lang Richardson	0.954206
Ruslan Greatness	0.977745

Quenched

Increase Team Basethirst by 10%

See below for baserunning change. Basethirst is most coordinated with steal attempts, but not steal success.

Change in Total stars: 0.43713039739477955

Change in Average stars: 0.05464129967434744

	old_baserunning_stars	new_baserunning_stars	change_in_baserunning_stars
Eduardo Woodman	3.500340	3.561786	0.061446
Beasley Day	3.626384	3.655766	0.029382
Huber Frumple	4.040195	4.085186	0.044991
Ruslan Greatness	5.110398	5.179696	0.069297
Jaxon Buckley	3.487603	3.550987	0.063384
Lang Richardson	3.581538	3.621793	0.040254
Peanut Holloway	2.764740	2.829798	0.065058
Usurper Violet	1.674574	1.737891	0.063318

	Baserunning Rating	Laserlikeness	Continuation	Base Thirst	Indulgence	Ground Friction
Eduardo Woodman	0.712357	0.617191	1.040482	0.626095	0.707616	0.815097
Beasley Day	0.731153	0.619583	0.669022	1.289892	0.592646	0.934967
Huber Frumple	0.817037	0.766723	0.710497	0.953913	0.929982	0.793744
Ruslan Greatness	1.035939	1.375092	0.602818	0.793571	0.999000	0.605824
Jaxon Buckley	0.710197	0.689885	1.192203	0.606722	0.513522	0.562351
Lang Richardson	0.724359	0.742498	0.421602	0.945647	0.446945	0.988950
Peanut Holloway	0.565960	0.518806	0.262588	0.481880	0.748308	0.947406
Usurper Violet	0.347578	0.829727	0.996871	0.322526	0.013191	0.015431

Yo... Hitter?

Move your worst Pitcher to Lead-Off in your Lineup.

See below for analysis.

Moving Henry Marshallow to the Lineup

	Pies
batting_change	-2.5806%
pitching_change	+4.0057%
baserunning_change	-1.6340%
defense_change	+1.7763%

	Batting Rating	Thwackability	Divinity	Musclitude	Moxie	Patheticism	Martyrdom	Tragicness	Buoyancy
Henry Marshallow	0.713297	0.399719	1.150909	0.596577	1.045685	0.429725	0.877213	0.001000	1.095975
Eduardo Woodman	1.096107	1.306335	1.127294	0.940327	0.838760	0.322657	0.725776	0.001000	0.994749
Beasley Day	0.854906	1.045160	0.904890	0.372953	0.547377	0.211371	0.733784	0.001000	1.009991
Huber Frumple	0.857449	0.507458	1.310733	0.932690	1.221501	0.226988	0.685091	0.041371	1.113159
Ruslan Greatness	0.951096	0.622589	1.145689	1.569998	1.470457	0.001000	1.311486	0.001000	0.683552
Jaxon Buckley	1.318562	1.567382	1.042101	1.746709	1.930045	0.001000	1.986793	0.001000	1.393504
Lang Richardson	0.632443	0.812722	0.400621	0.622843	0.941821	0.205246	0.498400	0.001000	0.551015
Peanut Holloway	1.274123	0.817086	0.833918	0.708373	0.751382	0.143342	0.558181	0.100000	0.460595
Usurper Violet	0.579715	0.894648	0.293503	1.022726	0.869795	0.569699	0.283561	0.100000	0.487176

Cape of Containment

A random Player on your Team's active roster will receive a Cape of Containment.

The benefits of the Cape of Containment are currently unknown.

Bon Voyage

Give your Team Good Riddance. Throw a Party when a Roamin' or Super Roamin' Player leaves your Team.

We currently have no Roamin' or Super Roamin' players on our team.

Graphene

Rebuild your Ballpark's Fortifications with Graphene, making them weigh 5% the eDensity they normally would.

See below for eDensity impact.

Fortification contribution change from 37.72856149547761 to 1.8864280747738804.
Total eDensity change from 2508.19973122992 to 2472.3575978092163

Open Floor Plan

Rearrange your Ballpark into an Open Floor Plan, making the Grandiosity weigh 5% the eDensity it normally would.

See below for eDensity impact.

Grandiosity contribution change from 35.14359592669095 to 1.7571797963345475.
Total eDensity change from 2508.19973122992 to 2474.8133150995636

Gifts

Gifts are awarded to teams based on contributions from other teams. Each team creates a Wishlist of items that they would like, and the top items on the wishlist are awarded during the Latesiesta.

Collector's Editions

Collectors Editions move a Legendary player into the lineup. It is unknown whether a Replica will provide additional benefits or be different in any way.

Special Notes:

• Nagomi has fake Attractor stars, this analysis uses the player attributes.
• Chorby is still unstable, and is likely to get incinerated if possible.
• Chorby still has a very high Soul value which would make our eDensity very very large.

	Batting Rating	Thwackability	Divinity	Musclitude	Moxie	Patheticism	Martyrdom	Tragicness	Buoyancy
York Silk	0.856037	1.086786	0.774307	0.949095	0.784552	0.596532	0.286926	0.227032	0.926663
Nagomi Mcdaniel	0.702909	0.576162	0.771588	0.801071	0.922936	0.367576	0.564414	0.692533	0.388730
Chorby Soul	0.001820	0.001000	0.001000	0.001000	0.001000	0.990000	0.001000	0.999000	0.001000
Eduardo Woodman	1.096107	1.306335	1.127294	0.940327	0.838760	0.322657	0.725776	0.001000	0.994749
Beasley Day	0.854906	1.045160	0.904890	0.372953	0.547377	0.211371	0.733784	0.001000	1.009991
Huber Frumple	0.857449	0.507458	1.310733	0.932690	1.221501	0.226988	0.685091	0.041371	1.113159
Ruslan Greatness	0.951096	0.622589	1.145689	1.569998	1.470457	0.001000	1.311486	0.001000	0.683552
Jaxon Buckley	1.318562	1.567382	1.042101	1.746709	1.930045	0.001000	1.986793	0.001000	1.393504
Lang Richardson	0.632443	0.812722	0.400621	0.622843	0.941821	0.205246	0.498400	0.001000	0.551015
Peanut Holloway	1.274123	0.817086	0.833918	0.708373	0.751382	0.143342	0.558181	0.100000	0.460595
Usurper Violet	0.579715	0.894648	0.293503	1.022726	0.869795	0.569699	0.283561	0.100000	0.487176

Adding York Silk

	Pies
batting_change	-0.9946%
pitching_change	+0.0000%
baserunning_change	-5.2012%
defense_change	-3.6266%

Adding Nagomi Mcdaniel

	Pies
batting_change	-2.6960%
pitching_change	+0.0000%
baserunning_change	-0.0310%
defense_change	-1.1366%

Adding Chorby Soul

	Pies
batting_change	-10.4859%
pitching_change	+0.0000%
baserunning_change	-7.6961%
defense_change	-8.5071%

Solo Editions

These gifts provide a random player with a benefit for the lateseason and postseason.

• Fourth Strike: Player will be out on 4 strikes instead of 3.
• Walk in the Park: Player will earn a walk on 2 balls rather than 3.
• Ambitious: Player will overperform in the postseason.

Team Editions

These gifts provide a team-wide benefit for the lateseason and postseason.

• Life of the Party: Increases the improvement of each party while in Party Time.
• Late to the Party: Team will overperform in the Lateseason.
• Home Field Advantage: Team will start each home game with 1 run. Playoff games alternate between home and away each game.
• Fireproof: Team will be safe from incinerations. Pies only have 1 Solar Eclipse game in the lateseason.
• Soundproof: Team will be safe from Feedback. Pies have 2 Feedback weather games in the lateseason.
• Gravity: Team will be safe from Reverb. Pies only have 1 Reverb weather game in the lateseason.

Handcrafted Drops

These will provide Items which have additional stat increases and random special effects.

Type	Attribute	Stat
Bat	+Thwackability	Batting
Broom	???	???
Cannon	???	???
Cap	+Unthwackability	Pitching
Glove	+Omniscience	Defense
Helmet	+Pressurization	Vibes
Shoes	+Laserlikeness	Baserunning
Socks	+Continuation	Baserunning

See below for a list of players that can receive them.

Socks, Broom, Bat, Shoes, Gloves

	Batting	Pitching	Baserunning	Defense
Peanut Holloway	6.5	4.5	3.0	6.0

Cannon, Cap

	Batting	Pitching	Baserunning	Defense
Nerd Pacheco	4.5	4.0	4.5	3.0

Helmet

	Batting	Pitching	Baserunning	Defense
Peanut Holloway	6.5	4.5	3.0	6.0
Nerd Pacheco	4.5	4.0	4.5	3.0

Soul Patches

Give 1 Soul to your least Soul Full player. Repeat 10 times.

See below for final Soul totals. Low soul is dangerous, as Players will become Redacted if their soul hits 0 and Consumers will drain 1 soul per chomp.

	Resulting Soul	Soul Added
Tiana Takahashi	5.0	1.0
Eduardo Woodman	5.0	1.0
Ruslan Greatness	5.0	1.0
Peanut Holloway	5.0	1.0
Usurper Violet	5.0	1.0
Lang Richardson	6.0	0.0
Henry Marshallow	6.0	1.0
Nerd Pacheco	6.0	2.0
Elvis Figueroa	6.0	2.0
Beasley Day	7.0	0.0
Huber Frumple	7.0	0.0
Jaxon Buckley	7.0	0.0

Bargin Bin

Give a random Player on your Team the Best Item from the Bargain Bin!

Random. Will provide an item of some kind.

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Appendix

• Description of Attributes
• Stlat Viewer
• Historical Player Graphs