Season 22 Election Notes

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Last Updated Season 22, Day 97

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Decrees

Decrees are chosen by majority votes across all teams. 2 decrees will pass this season.

-Sun

Set Sun. Non-losing with Negative Runs earns you 2 Wins.

See below for the number of additional Wins this would have added. It is unknown how this interacts with the current Turntables/SunSun mess.

Pies would have an extra 0 Wins

Sun 0

Set Sun. Non-losing with Zero Runs earns you 2 Wins.

See below for the number of additional Wins this would have added. It is unknown how this interacts with the current Turntables/SunSun mess.

Pies would have an extra 0 Wins

Equal Sun

Set Sun. A home run during a game's final out ties the game.

This will, presumably, force a game to go into extra innings if the final play is a home run. This will increase the number of Sun 30 Wins awarded.

MAXIMUM SUN

Set Sun. Scoring plays in Maximum Blaseball are worth 3x the Runs.

Maximum Blaseball occurs when all the bases are loaded and there are 2 outs, 2 strikes, and 3 balls in the count. This is a fairly rare occurrence. Note that some players also have Minimalist or Maximalist, making them play better or worse in this situation

Sum Sun

Weather. Each successive scoring play by a Team within a half inning is worth an additional Run.

This weather will reward chaining together many running scores (Whole Team-ing).

Sun 9

Set Sun. Non-losses on the Week End (every 9th Day) are worth 2 Wins.

See below for the number of additional Wins this would have added. It is unknown how this interacts with the current Turntables/SunSun mess.

Pies would have an extra 7 Wins

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Wills

Will are selected for each team by raffle. Each team will draw 2 random wills. The bottom 4 teams in the league by standings will draw 3. The chosen wills are random, but wills with more votes are more likely to be selected.

Equivalent Exchange

Swap a Player from a Team in the League with an Equivalent (within 2 Stars) Player on your Team.

See below for the 20 best swap candidates for a particular player, sorted by highest stats in the applicable position.

Jaxon Buckley

		Combined	Batting	Pitching	Baserunning	Defense
	Team
Jaxon Buckley	Pies	20.6	7.4	4.7	4.3	4.1
Valentine Games II	Mechanics	21.6	6.9	5.5	5.9	3.2
Liquid Friend XIV	Lift	21.5	6.8	4.2	5.2	5.3
Liquid Friend IX	Jazz Hands	21.5	6.8	4.2	5.2	5.3
Liquid Friend X	Tacos	21.5	6.8	4.2	5.2	5.3
Liquid Friend IV	Lovers	21.5	6.8	4.2	5.2	5.3
Liquid Friend VI	Garages	21.5	6.8	4.2	5.2	5.3
Liquid Friend VIII	Mechanics	21.5	6.8	4.2	5.2	5.3
Liquid Friend XII	Moist Talkers	21.5	6.8	4.2	5.2	5.3
Liquid Friend VII	Shoe Thieves	21.5	6.8	4.2	5.2	5.3
Liquid Friend II	Crabs	21.5	6.8	4.2	5.2	5.3
Valentine Games III	Breath Mints	20.1	6.6	5.1	5.6	2.9
Vessalius Sundae	Worms	18.7	6.2	4.0	4.6	3.9
Jordan Hildebert	Shoe Thieves	21.3	6.0	5.0	5.3	5.0
Tot Clark	Garages	21.7	6.0	6.1	4.7	4.9
Huber Frumple	Wild Wings	19.6	5.9	3.8	5.5	4.4
Malik Destiny	Garages	22.3	5.9	6.0	5.8	4.7
Commissioner Vapor	Spies	18.8	5.7	4.2	5.2	3.7
Scratch Deleuze	Worms	22.1	5.7	4.4	6.9	5.1
Beasley Day	Tigers	18.8	5.6	4.4	4.7	4.1
Grollis Zephyr	Lift	18.9	5.5	4.6	4.8	3.9

	Batting Rating	Thwackability	Divinity	Musclitude	Moxie	Patheticism	Martyrdom	Tragicness	Buoyancy
Jaxon Buckley	1.479213	1.782206	1.217104	1.907337	2.135263	0.001000	2.141931	0.001000	1.589857
Valentine Games II	1.385440	1.327520	1.465772	1.912131	1.556454	0.001000	1.758369	0.001000	1.353809
Liquid Friend XIV	1.363157	0.922245	0.439861	0.781257	1.067620	0.202036	0.579330	0.053727	0.594871
Liquid Friend IX	1.363157	0.922245	0.439861	0.781257	1.067620	0.202036	0.579330	0.053727	0.594871
Liquid Friend X	1.363157	0.922245	0.439861	0.781257	1.067620	0.202036	0.579330	0.053727	0.594871
Liquid Friend IV	1.363157	0.922245	0.439861	0.781257	1.067620	0.202036	0.579330	0.053727	0.594871
Liquid Friend VI	1.363157	0.922245	0.439861	0.781257	1.067620	0.202036	0.579330	0.053727	0.594871
Liquid Friend VIII	1.363157	0.922245	0.439861	0.781257	1.067620	0.202036	0.579330	0.053727	0.594871
Liquid Friend XII	1.363157	0.922245	0.439861	0.781257	1.067620	0.202036	0.579330	0.053727	0.594871
Liquid Friend VII	1.363157	0.922245	0.439861	0.781257	1.067620	0.202036	0.579330	0.053727	0.594871
Liquid Friend II	1.363157	0.922245	0.439861	0.781257	1.067620	0.202036	0.579330	0.053727	0.594871
Valentine Games III	1.322240	1.237714	1.407875	1.829484	1.477367	0.001000	1.685680	0.001000	1.274472
Vessalius Sundae	1.234138	1.071818	1.623661	0.764221	1.471994	0.001000	1.468867	0.001000	0.791673
Jordan Hildebert	1.198080	1.296786	1.408460	0.989621	0.812020	0.223486	0.948483	0.001000	0.693085
Tot Clark	1.191571	1.183617	1.339439	1.446627	0.940318	0.129051	0.896941	0.001000	1.481508
Huber Frumple	1.188057	0.850602	1.665439	1.317031	1.479793	0.001000	1.022038	0.001000	1.416962
Malik Destiny	1.180432	0.933936	1.502193	1.135677	1.592472	0.001000	1.161796	0.001000	1.463345
Commissioner Vapor	1.142598	1.278107	1.134215	0.837581	1.371324	0.188844	1.242653	0.088640	1.030021
Scratch Deleuze	1.134306	1.384812	0.848307	1.445864	1.558309	0.001000	1.578295	0.034078	1.750535
Beasley Day	1.120935	1.269955	1.140884	0.851706	0.965595	0.001000	0.956620	0.001000	1.223201
Grollis Zephyr	1.108862	1.215292	1.347233	0.672231	0.870081	0.448069	1.036771	0.001000	0.592922

Dudley Mueller

		Combined	Batting	Pitching	Baserunning	Defense
	Team
Dudley Mueller	Pies	16.8	5.5	3.3	3.4	4.6
Vessalius Sundae	Worms	18.7	6.2	4.0	4.6	3.9
Nagomi Nava	Sunbeams	17.8	5.9	3.1	5.1	3.6
Margarito Nava	Flowers	18.0	5.6	4.1	4.7	3.6
Baby Triumphant	Firefighters	16.0	5.6	3.0	3.4	4.0
Baby Doyle	Jazz Hands	17.0	5.5	2.9	3.7	4.8
Thomas Dracaena	Millennials	16.0	5.5	2.3	4.0	4.2
Lenny Spruce	Flowers	18.7	5.5	2.8	5.4	5.0
Famous Owens	Tigers	18.0	5.4	4.5	4.3	3.8
Mindy Kugel	Mechanics	18.3	5.4	4.3	5.5	3.1
Francisca Sasquatch	Dale	18.5	5.3	4.3	5.0	4.0
Basilio Mason	Tacos	16.9	5.3	2.7	4.7	4.2
-l-ver -o-f--	Garages	17.8	5.2	3.6	4.7	4.3
Francisco Preston	Magic	18.2	5.2	4.1	4.8	4.1
Comfor- -ep-emb-rish	Spies	14.9	5.2	1.6	5.2	2.9
Rai Spliff	Steaks	15.3	5.2	2.4	3.7	4.0
Mint Shupe	Lovers	16.9	5.2	3.3	4.3	4.1
Eugenia Garbage	Moist Talkers	15.6	5.2	5.0	2.6	2.8
-elv-n --umsolo	Mechanics	15.4	5.1	2.5	4.6	3.2
Silvaire Roadhouse	Crabs	18.4	5.1	3.9	4.4	5.1
Ziwa Mueller	Moist Talkers	18.2	5.0	4.8	4.7	3.7

	Batting Rating	Thwackability	Divinity	Musclitude	Moxie	Patheticism	Martyrdom	Tragicness	Buoyancy
Dudley Mueller	1.108324	1.679428	0.802229	1.026874	1.057815	0.158937	1.050064	0.001000	1.754006
Vessalius Sundae	1.234138	1.071818	1.623661	0.764221	1.471994	0.001000	1.468867	0.001000	0.791673
Nagomi Nava	1.185437	0.913295	1.668886	0.783876	1.965785	0.094777	0.814060	0.070902	0.924770
Margarito Nava	1.127316	0.921978	1.380764	1.376684	1.509333	0.378547	1.239365	0.001000	0.902071
Baby Triumphant	1.114274	1.142097	1.325945	0.831815	0.924658	0.001000	0.421083	0.001000	1.047283
Baby Doyle	1.107666	1.354693	1.037547	1.375114	0.646120	0.226460	1.284565	0.019745	1.318838
Thomas Dracaena	1.107372	1.268669	1.304032	0.767966	0.694427	0.177855	0.435108	0.060591	0.707762
Lenny Spruce	1.092075	1.109483	1.276148	0.627318	0.997391	0.108438	1.439616	0.001000	1.149029
Famous Owens	1.078851	1.128766	1.182230	0.892091	0.910789	0.001000	0.623279	0.001000	1.071408
Mindy Kugel	1.077803	1.445837	1.314760	1.649755	0.366235	0.902391	1.476532	0.299622	0.915444
Francisca Sasquatch	1.065797	1.546671	0.829654	1.038669	0.644859	0.001000	1.388638	0.001000	1.448686
Basilio Mason	1.058720	1.117427	0.891498	1.188225	1.987697	0.190210	1.252321	0.001000	1.566535
-l-ver -o-f--	1.048615	1.206101	1.101087	0.585768	1.020434	0.001000	0.517722	0.001000	0.459703
Francisco Preston	1.042854	1.049483	1.205410	0.995793	0.949505	0.339229	0.463015	0.001000	0.451455
Comfor- -ep-emb-rish	1.041384	1.245240	1.253137	0.423329	0.838636	0.554395	1.161387	0.009845	0.906346
Rai Spliff	1.036901	1.048031	1.151032	0.804749	0.785188	0.001000	1.288888	0.001000	0.310682
Mint Shupe	1.034678	1.107807	1.125242	0.950788	0.976905	0.232745	0.545415	0.702833	0.847379
Eugenia Garbage	1.034221	1.405675	0.996150	0.532295	0.571034	0.001000	1.296432	0.001000	1.271810
-elv-n --umsolo	1.022222	1.087344	1.170492	0.599810	0.808460	0.001000	0.667462	0.001000	1.295629
Silvaire Roadhouse	1.011758	0.814238	1.432490	0.715229	0.808344	0.001000	0.949994	0.001000	0.484815
Ziwa Mueller	1.008156	0.776237	1.191097	1.277417	1.361918	0.226645	1.412135	0.001000	1.099636

Liquid Friend V

		Combined	Batting	Pitching	Baserunning	Defense
	Team
Liquid Friend V	Pies	21.5	6.8	4.2	5.2	5.3
Liquid Friend XV	Flowers	22.7	7.2	4.6	5.5	5.5
Liquid Friend XIII	Dale	23.0	7.1	4.7	5.6	5.5
Liquid Friend XVI	Tigers	22.7	7.1	4.6	5.4	5.5
Liquid Friend XI	Steaks	22.7	7.1	4.6	5.5	5.5
Liquid Friend III	Wild Wings	22.6	7.1	4.6	5.5	5.5
Knight Triumphant	Lift	22.8	7.0	5.5	5.0	5.4
Valentine Games II	Mechanics	21.6	6.9	5.5	5.9	3.2
Liquid Friend XIV	Lift	21.5	6.8	4.2	5.2	5.3
Liquid Friend IX	Jazz Hands	21.5	6.8	4.2	5.2	5.3
Liquid Friend X	Tacos	21.5	6.8	4.2	5.2	5.3
Liquid Friend IV	Lovers	21.5	6.8	4.2	5.2	5.3
Liquid Friend VI	Garages	21.5	6.8	4.2	5.2	5.3
Liquid Friend VIII	Mechanics	21.5	6.8	4.2	5.2	5.3
Liquid Friend XII	Moist Talkers	21.5	6.8	4.2	5.2	5.3
Liquid Friend VII	Shoe Thieves	21.5	6.8	4.2	5.2	5.3
Liquid Friend II	Crabs	21.5	6.8	4.2	5.2	5.3
Valentine Games III	Breath Mints	20.1	6.6	5.1	5.6	2.9
Brock Watson	Wild Wings	22.9	6.1	5.3	5.8	5.8
Jordan Hildebert	Shoe Thieves	21.3	6.0	5.0	5.3	5.0
Tot Clark	Garages	21.7	6.0	6.1	4.7	4.9

	Batting Rating	Thwackability	Divinity	Musclitude	Moxie	Patheticism	Martyrdom	Tragicness	Buoyancy
Liquid Friend V	1.363157	0.922245	0.439861	0.781257	1.067620	0.202036	0.579330	0.053727	0.594871
Liquid Friend XV	1.432948	0.982847	0.517599	0.844625	1.127431	0.148332	0.629401	0.001000	0.674418
Liquid Friend XIII	1.427892	0.991802	0.494866	0.869374	1.142223	0.117781	0.664237	0.001000	0.654108
Liquid Friend XVI	1.426156	0.992591	0.498566	0.857713	1.112122	0.144189	0.644185	0.001000	0.653332
Liquid Friend XI	1.415391	0.979638	0.486345	0.846182	1.114564	0.131516	0.621493	0.004466	0.645553
Liquid Friend III	1.414498	0.967300	0.489283	0.848677	1.146922	0.161977	0.638175	0.001000	0.658302
Knight Triumphant	1.391163	1.621905	1.254772	1.746891	1.524602	0.001000	1.494674	0.001000	1.116596
Valentine Games II	1.385440	1.327520	1.465772	1.912131	1.556454	0.001000	1.758369	0.001000	1.353809
Liquid Friend XIV	1.363157	0.922245	0.439861	0.781257	1.067620	0.202036	0.579330	0.053727	0.594871
Liquid Friend IX	1.363157	0.922245	0.439861	0.781257	1.067620	0.202036	0.579330	0.053727	0.594871
Liquid Friend X	1.363157	0.922245	0.439861	0.781257	1.067620	0.202036	0.579330	0.053727	0.594871
Liquid Friend IV	1.363157	0.922245	0.439861	0.781257	1.067620	0.202036	0.579330	0.053727	0.594871
Liquid Friend VI	1.363157	0.922245	0.439861	0.781257	1.067620	0.202036	0.579330	0.053727	0.594871
Liquid Friend VIII	1.363157	0.922245	0.439861	0.781257	1.067620	0.202036	0.579330	0.053727	0.594871
Liquid Friend XII	1.363157	0.922245	0.439861	0.781257	1.067620	0.202036	0.579330	0.053727	0.594871
Liquid Friend VII	1.363157	0.922245	0.439861	0.781257	1.067620	0.202036	0.579330	0.053727	0.594871
Liquid Friend II	1.363157	0.922245	0.439861	0.781257	1.067620	0.202036	0.579330	0.053727	0.594871
Valentine Games III	1.322240	1.237714	1.407875	1.829484	1.477367	0.001000	1.685680	0.001000	1.274472
Brock Watson	1.212255	0.862515	1.655426	1.514135	1.563349	0.001000	1.177180	0.001000	1.474212
Jordan Hildebert	1.198080	1.296786	1.408460	0.989621	0.812020	0.223486	0.948483	0.001000	0.693085
Tot Clark	1.191571	1.183617	1.339439	1.446627	0.940318	0.129051	0.896941	0.001000	1.481508

P-a-ut Ho--o---

		Combined	Batting	Pitching	Baserunning	Defense
	Team
P-a-ut Ho--o---	Pies	12.8	4.7	1.7	2.5	3.8
Howell Franklin	Sunbeams	13.7	6.4	1.7	2.8	2.8
Jacob Haynes	Flowers	13.0	5.6	2.9	2.5	1.9
Fish Summ-r	Georgias	14.7	5.6	2.4	4.0	2.7
Agan Harrison	Shoe Thieves	13.5	5.5	2.0	3.7	2.3
Alston Cerveza	Crabs	14.2	5.5	3.0	2.6	3.1
Rat Mason	Tacos	12.4	5.5	1.8	2.9	2.3
Zephyr McCloud	Steaks	14.3	5.3	2.2	2.8	3.9
London Simmons	Moist Talkers	13.2	5.2	1.5	3.3	3.2
Summers Preston	Wild Wings	11.0	5.1	1.9	1.9	2.1
Lotus Mango	Garages	14.7	4.9	3.4	3.1	3.3
Denzel Scott	Spies	14.2	4.8	3.4	2.9	3.0
Zeboriah Wilson	Flowers	14.5	4.7	2.1	4.5	3.2
Th-odore Hon-yw-ll	Lift	13.5	4.7	2.0	2.1	4.8
Lucien Patchwork	Moist Talkers	14.3	4.6	3.1	2.4	4.1
Simon Haley	Shoe Thieves	13.8	4.5	1.6	5.0	2.6
Cote Loveless II	Georgias	12.1	4.5	0.9	3.6	3.1
Cote Loveless III	Mechanics	12.1	4.5	0.9	3.6	3.1
Jode Preston	Breath Mints	13.8	4.5	2.1	4.4	2.8
Oliver Mueller	Garages	14.7	4.5	4.4	2.9	2.9
Aoife Mahle	Spies	12.6	4.4	2.6	2.6	3.0

	Batting Rating	Thwackability	Divinity	Musclitude	Moxie	Patheticism	Martyrdom	Tragicness	Buoyancy
P-a-ut Ho--o---	0.936950	0.844712	1.062284	1.063049	1.041780	0.001000	0.317698	0.695134	1.060921
Howell Franklin	1.280706	1.179192	1.382201	1.743925	1.497285	0.001000	1.252948	0.001000	1.439472
Jacob Haynes	1.126749	1.334891	1.020797	1.141949	1.265377	0.001000	0.440711	0.013502	0.883104
Fish Summ-r	1.119164	1.158514	1.212384	0.962918	0.997661	0.001000	0.849895	0.001000	1.330137
Agan Harrison	1.107166	1.279644	1.262325	0.913906	0.836783	0.517896	0.676464	0.149649	1.215009
Alston Cerveza	1.103390	1.265764	0.964120	1.163440	1.251674	0.065767	1.319157	0.151105	0.611425
Rat Mason	1.092909	1.376711	0.900074	1.180955	0.966999	0.001000	1.215223	0.001000	0.752883
Zephyr McCloud	1.063161	1.071942	1.115587	1.094347	0.879378	0.001000	1.090618	0.015664	0.911826
London Simmons	1.036301	1.109243	1.075203	0.615814	1.348855	0.219293	1.014923	0.001000	0.761401
Summers Preston	1.015975	0.945562	1.285928	1.267384	0.403316	0.001000	0.896441	0.001000	0.816163
Lotus Mango	0.979247	0.965485	1.213510	0.626313	0.790248	0.039150	0.338694	0.001000	0.681463
Denzel Scott	0.967688	1.061860	1.000996	0.686522	0.750564	0.007841	0.815896	0.001000	1.072422
Zeboriah Wilson	0.946643	1.049932	0.733688	1.108155	1.526923	0.001000	0.865502	0.001000	1.179190
Th-odore Hon-yw-ll	0.934050	0.853386	1.056692	0.510653	1.246956	0.001000	1.098343	0.001000	0.903527
Lucien Patchwork	0.925492	1.186459	0.822833	0.730383	0.876768	0.442457	1.106300	0.568378	1.230538
Simon Haley	0.907573	0.784819	1.065834	0.828878	0.884484	0.250219	1.207276	0.056000	0.642532
Cote Loveless II	0.906618	0.987912	0.932695	0.850295	0.800731	0.288946	0.404793	0.418554	0.918292
Cote Loveless III	0.906618	0.987912	0.932695	0.850295	0.800731	0.288946	0.404793	0.418554	0.918292
Jode Preston	0.897742	1.047995	1.022582	0.643888	0.273157	0.001000	0.918928	0.001000	0.244902
Oliver Mueller	0.893495	1.190828	0.724796	0.398978	1.072331	0.001000	1.141534	0.001000	0.588940
Aoife Mahle	0.883680	1.157744	1.029981	0.132212	0.713757	0.045434	0.872466	0.271626	0.482997

Doc Anice

		Combined	Batting	Pitching	Baserunning	Defense
	Team
Doc Anice	Pies	16.8	4.6	4.0	3.7	4.6
Vessalius Sundae	Worms	18.7	6.2	4.0	4.6	3.9
Nagomi Nava	Sunbeams	17.8	5.9	3.1	5.1	3.6
Margarito Nava	Flowers	18.0	5.6	4.1	4.7	3.6
Baby Triumphant	Firefighters	16.0	5.6	3.0	3.4	4.0
Baby Doyle	Jazz Hands	17.0	5.5	2.9	3.7	4.8
Thomas Dracaena	Millennials	16.0	5.5	2.3	4.0	4.2
Lenny Spruce	Flowers	18.7	5.5	2.8	5.4	5.0
Famous Owens	Tigers	18.0	5.4	4.5	4.3	3.8
Mindy Kugel	Mechanics	18.3	5.4	4.3	5.5	3.1
Francisca Sasquatch	Dale	18.5	5.3	4.3	5.0	4.0
Basilio Mason	Tacos	16.9	5.3	2.7	4.7	4.2
-l-ver -o-f--	Garages	17.8	5.2	3.6	4.7	4.3
Francisco Preston	Magic	18.2	5.2	4.1	4.8	4.1
Comfor- -ep-emb-rish	Spies	14.9	5.2	1.6	5.2	2.9
Rai Spliff	Steaks	15.3	5.2	2.4	3.7	4.0
Mint Shupe	Lovers	16.9	5.2	3.3	4.3	4.1
Eugenia Garbage	Moist Talkers	15.6	5.2	5.0	2.6	2.8
-elv-n --umsolo	Mechanics	15.4	5.1	2.5	4.6	3.2
Silvaire Roadhouse	Crabs	18.4	5.1	3.9	4.4	5.1
Ziwa Mueller	Moist Talkers	18.2	5.0	4.8	4.7	3.7

	Batting Rating	Thwackability	Divinity	Musclitude	Moxie	Patheticism	Martyrdom	Tragicness	Buoyancy
Doc Anice	0.916759	1.062293	0.713629	1.020169	1.054322	0.001000	1.273121	0.021587	1.074162
Vessalius Sundae	1.234138	1.071818	1.623661	0.764221	1.471994	0.001000	1.468867	0.001000	0.791673
Nagomi Nava	1.185437	0.913295	1.668886	0.783876	1.965785	0.094777	0.814060	0.070902	0.924770
Margarito Nava	1.127316	0.921978	1.380764	1.376684	1.509333	0.378547	1.239365	0.001000	0.902071
Baby Triumphant	1.114274	1.142097	1.325945	0.831815	0.924658	0.001000	0.421083	0.001000	1.047283
Baby Doyle	1.107666	1.354693	1.037547	1.375114	0.646120	0.226460	1.284565	0.019745	1.318838
Thomas Dracaena	1.107372	1.268669	1.304032	0.767966	0.694427	0.177855	0.435108	0.060591	0.707762
Lenny Spruce	1.092075	1.109483	1.276148	0.627318	0.997391	0.108438	1.439616	0.001000	1.149029
Famous Owens	1.078851	1.128766	1.182230	0.892091	0.910789	0.001000	0.623279	0.001000	1.071408
Mindy Kugel	1.077803	1.445837	1.314760	1.649755	0.366235	0.902391	1.476532	0.299622	0.915444
Francisca Sasquatch	1.065797	1.546671	0.829654	1.038669	0.644859	0.001000	1.388638	0.001000	1.448686
Basilio Mason	1.058720	1.117427	0.891498	1.188225	1.987697	0.190210	1.252321	0.001000	1.566535
-l-ver -o-f--	1.048615	1.206101	1.101087	0.585768	1.020434	0.001000	0.517722	0.001000	0.459703
Francisco Preston	1.042854	1.049483	1.205410	0.995793	0.949505	0.339229	0.463015	0.001000	0.451455
Comfor- -ep-emb-rish	1.041384	1.245240	1.253137	0.423329	0.838636	0.554395	1.161387	0.009845	0.906346
Rai Spliff	1.036901	1.048031	1.151032	0.804749	0.785188	0.001000	1.288888	0.001000	0.310682
Mint Shupe	1.034678	1.107807	1.125242	0.950788	0.976905	0.232745	0.545415	0.702833	0.847379
Eugenia Garbage	1.034221	1.405675	0.996150	0.532295	0.571034	0.001000	1.296432	0.001000	1.271810
-elv-n --umsolo	1.022222	1.087344	1.170492	0.599810	0.808460	0.001000	0.667462	0.001000	1.295629
Silvaire Roadhouse	1.011758	0.814238	1.432490	0.715229	0.808344	0.001000	0.949994	0.001000	0.484815
Ziwa Mueller	1.008156	0.776237	1.191097	1.277417	1.361918	0.226645	1.412135	0.001000	1.099636

Ruslan Greatness

		Combined	Batting	Pitching	Baserunning	Defense
	Team
Ruslan Greatness	Pies	19.6	4.9	4.3	5.2	5.2
Liquid Friend XIV	Lift	21.5	6.8	4.2	5.2	5.3
Liquid Friend IX	Jazz Hands	21.5	6.8	4.2	5.2	5.3
Liquid Friend X	Tacos	21.5	6.8	4.2	5.2	5.3
Liquid Friend IV	Lovers	21.5	6.8	4.2	5.2	5.3
Liquid Friend VI	Garages	21.5	6.8	4.2	5.2	5.3
Liquid Friend VIII	Mechanics	21.5	6.8	4.2	5.2	5.3
Liquid Friend XII	Moist Talkers	21.5	6.8	4.2	5.2	5.3
Liquid Friend VII	Shoe Thieves	21.5	6.8	4.2	5.2	5.3
Liquid Friend II	Crabs	21.5	6.8	4.2	5.2	5.3
Valentine Games III	Breath Mints	20.1	6.6	5.1	5.6	2.9
Vessalius Sundae	Worms	18.7	6.2	4.0	4.6	3.9
Jordan Hildebert	Shoe Thieves	21.3	6.0	5.0	5.3	5.0
Huber Frumple	Wild Wings	19.6	5.9	3.8	5.5	4.4
Nagomi Nava	Sunbeams	17.8	5.9	3.1	5.1	3.6
Commissioner Vapor	Spies	18.8	5.7	4.2	5.2	3.7
Margarito Nava	Flowers	18.0	5.6	4.1	4.7	3.6
Beasley Day	Tigers	18.8	5.6	4.4	4.7	4.1
Grollis Zephyr	Lift	18.9	5.5	4.6	4.8	3.9
Lenny Spruce	Flowers	18.7	5.5	2.8	5.4	5.0
Famous Owens	Tigers	18.0	5.4	4.5	4.3	3.8

	Batting Rating	Thwackability	Divinity	Musclitude	Moxie	Patheticism	Martyrdom	Tragicness	Buoyancy
Ruslan Greatness	0.977582	0.659065	1.161697	1.591594	1.494362	0.001000	1.341271	0.001000	0.706050
Liquid Friend XIV	1.363157	0.922245	0.439861	0.781257	1.067620	0.202036	0.579330	0.053727	0.594871
Liquid Friend IX	1.363157	0.922245	0.439861	0.781257	1.067620	0.202036	0.579330	0.053727	0.594871
Liquid Friend X	1.363157	0.922245	0.439861	0.781257	1.067620	0.202036	0.579330	0.053727	0.594871
Liquid Friend IV	1.363157	0.922245	0.439861	0.781257	1.067620	0.202036	0.579330	0.053727	0.594871
Liquid Friend VI	1.363157	0.922245	0.439861	0.781257	1.067620	0.202036	0.579330	0.053727	0.594871
Liquid Friend VIII	1.363157	0.922245	0.439861	0.781257	1.067620	0.202036	0.579330	0.053727	0.594871
Liquid Friend XII	1.363157	0.922245	0.439861	0.781257	1.067620	0.202036	0.579330	0.053727	0.594871
Liquid Friend VII	1.363157	0.922245	0.439861	0.781257	1.067620	0.202036	0.579330	0.053727	0.594871
Liquid Friend II	1.363157	0.922245	0.439861	0.781257	1.067620	0.202036	0.579330	0.053727	0.594871
Valentine Games III	1.322240	1.237714	1.407875	1.829484	1.477367	0.001000	1.685680	0.001000	1.274472
Vessalius Sundae	1.234138	1.071818	1.623661	0.764221	1.471994	0.001000	1.468867	0.001000	0.791673
Jordan Hildebert	1.198080	1.296786	1.408460	0.989621	0.812020	0.223486	0.948483	0.001000	0.693085
Huber Frumple	1.188057	0.850602	1.665439	1.317031	1.479793	0.001000	1.022038	0.001000	1.416962
Nagomi Nava	1.185437	0.913295	1.668886	0.783876	1.965785	0.094777	0.814060	0.070902	0.924770
Commissioner Vapor	1.142598	1.278107	1.134215	0.837581	1.371324	0.188844	1.242653	0.088640	1.030021
Margarito Nava	1.127316	0.921978	1.380764	1.376684	1.509333	0.378547	1.239365	0.001000	0.902071
Beasley Day	1.120935	1.269955	1.140884	0.851706	0.965595	0.001000	0.956620	0.001000	1.223201
Grollis Zephyr	1.108862	1.215292	1.347233	0.672231	0.870081	0.448069	1.036771	0.001000	0.592922
Lenny Spruce	1.092075	1.109483	1.276148	0.627318	0.997391	0.108438	1.439616	0.001000	1.149029
Famous Owens	1.078851	1.128766	1.182230	0.892091	0.910789	0.001000	0.623279	0.001000	1.071408

Eduardo Woodman

		Combined	Batting	Pitching	Baserunning	Defense
	Team
Eduardo Woodman	Pies	14.4	5.8	1.9	3.8	2.9
Howell Franklin	Sunbeams	13.7	6.4	1.7	2.8	2.8
Jacob Haynes	Flowers	13.0	5.6	2.9	2.5	1.9
Fish Summ-r	Georgias	14.7	5.6	2.4	4.0	2.7
Baby Triumphant	Firefighters	16.0	5.6	3.0	3.4	4.0
Thomas Dracaena	Millennials	16.0	5.5	2.3	4.0	4.2
Agan Harrison	Shoe Thieves	13.5	5.5	2.0	3.7	2.3
Alston Cerveza	Crabs	14.2	5.5	3.0	2.6	3.1
Zephyr McCloud	Steaks	14.3	5.3	2.2	2.8	3.9
Comfor- -ep-emb-rish	Spies	14.9	5.2	1.6	5.2	2.9
Rai Spliff	Steaks	15.3	5.2	2.4	3.7	4.0
London Simmons	Moist Talkers	13.2	5.2	1.5	3.3	3.2
Eugenia Garbage	Moist Talkers	15.6	5.2	5.0	2.6	2.8
-elv-n --umsolo	Mechanics	15.4	5.1	2.5	4.6	3.2
August Sky	Jazz Hands	16.1	5.0	4.8	3.0	3.3
Felix Garbage	Tacos	15.3	4.9	4.4	2.9	3.0
Lotus Mango	Garages	14.7	4.9	3.4	3.1	3.3
Fitzgerald Blackburn	Spies	15.3	4.9	3.5	2.5	4.4
Hahn Fox	Sunbeams	15.3	4.9	3.1	4.5	2.8
Denzel Scott	Spies	14.2	4.8	3.4	2.9	3.0
Wanda Schenn	Firefighters	16.4	4.8	3.8	3.2	4.5

	Batting Rating	Thwackability	Divinity	Musclitude	Moxie	Patheticism	Martyrdom	Tragicness	Buoyancy
Eduardo Woodman	1.155215	1.371260	1.189019	1.009623	0.901743	0.253729	0.773682	0.001000	1.062578
Howell Franklin	1.280706	1.179192	1.382201	1.743925	1.497285	0.001000	1.252948	0.001000	1.439472
Jacob Haynes	1.126749	1.334891	1.020797	1.141949	1.265377	0.001000	0.440711	0.013502	0.883104
Fish Summ-r	1.119164	1.158514	1.212384	0.962918	0.997661	0.001000	0.849895	0.001000	1.330137
Baby Triumphant	1.114274	1.142097	1.325945	0.831815	0.924658	0.001000	0.421083	0.001000	1.047283
Thomas Dracaena	1.107372	1.268669	1.304032	0.767966	0.694427	0.177855	0.435108	0.060591	0.707762
Agan Harrison	1.107166	1.279644	1.262325	0.913906	0.836783	0.517896	0.676464	0.149649	1.215009
Alston Cerveza	1.103390	1.265764	0.964120	1.163440	1.251674	0.065767	1.319157	0.151105	0.611425
Zephyr McCloud	1.063161	1.071942	1.115587	1.094347	0.879378	0.001000	1.090618	0.015664	0.911826
Comfor- -ep-emb-rish	1.041384	1.245240	1.253137	0.423329	0.838636	0.554395	1.161387	0.009845	0.906346
Rai Spliff	1.036901	1.048031	1.151032	0.804749	0.785188	0.001000	1.288888	0.001000	0.310682
London Simmons	1.036301	1.109243	1.075203	0.615814	1.348855	0.219293	1.014923	0.001000	0.761401
Eugenia Garbage	1.034221	1.405675	0.996150	0.532295	0.571034	0.001000	1.296432	0.001000	1.271810
-elv-n --umsolo	1.022222	1.087344	1.170492	0.599810	0.808460	0.001000	0.667462	0.001000	1.295629
August Sky	1.001422	1.146823	0.959806	1.067493	0.850105	0.215366	0.528586	0.001000	0.530100
Felix Garbage	0.985094	0.901232	1.318127	0.767667	0.457701	0.001000	1.174140	0.001000	0.789158
Lotus Mango	0.979247	0.965485	1.213510	0.626313	0.790248	0.039150	0.338694	0.001000	0.681463
Fitzgerald Blackburn	0.973795	0.793445	1.373502	0.763016	0.927189	0.425805	0.942869	0.163117	1.413138
Hahn Fox	0.972529	1.207005	1.043033	0.711675	0.626184	0.561406	0.766015	0.121320	0.397884
Denzel Scott	0.967688	1.061860	1.000996	0.686522	0.750564	0.007841	0.815896	0.001000	1.072422
Wanda Schenn	0.966815	0.692424	1.397939	1.400044	0.693523	0.001000	0.524874	0.513290	0.604969

Tad Se-th

		Combined	Batting	Pitching	Baserunning	Defense
	Team
Tad Se-th	Pies	23.1	5.6	6.7	5.4	5.3
Liquid Friend XV	Flowers	22.7	7.2	4.6	5.5	5.5
Liquid Friend XIII	Dale	23.0	7.1	4.7	5.6	5.5
Liquid Friend XVI	Tigers	22.7	7.1	4.6	5.4	5.5
Liquid Friend XI	Steaks	22.7	7.1	4.6	5.5	5.5
Liquid Friend III	Wild Wings	22.6	7.1	4.6	5.5	5.5
Knight Triumphant	Lift	22.8	7.0	5.5	5.0	5.4
Valentine Games II	Mechanics	21.6	6.9	5.5	5.9	3.2
Liquid Friend XIV	Lift	21.5	6.8	4.2	5.2	5.3
Liquid Friend IX	Jazz Hands	21.5	6.8	4.2	5.2	5.3
Liquid Friend X	Tacos	21.5	6.8	4.2	5.2	5.3
Liquid Friend IV	Lovers	21.5	6.8	4.2	5.2	5.3
Liquid Friend VI	Garages	21.5	6.8	4.2	5.2	5.3
Liquid Friend VIII	Mechanics	21.5	6.8	4.2	5.2	5.3
Liquid Friend XII	Moist Talkers	21.5	6.8	4.2	5.2	5.3
Liquid Friend VII	Shoe Thieves	21.5	6.8	4.2	5.2	5.3
Liquid Friend II	Crabs	21.5	6.8	4.2	5.2	5.3
Ronan Jaylee	Steaks	23.6	6.3	4.7	6.0	6.5
Brock Watson	Wild Wings	22.9	6.1	5.3	5.8	5.8
Alyssa Harrell	Fridays	24.1	6.0	7.0	4.7	6.3
Jordan Hildebert	Shoe Thieves	21.3	6.0	5.0	5.3	5.0

	Batting Rating	Thwackability	Divinity	Musclitude	Moxie	Patheticism	Martyrdom	Tragicness	Buoyancy
Tad Se-th	1.123217	0.296427	0.583337	0.760946	0.956889	0.111659	0.312330	0.140954	0.903457
Liquid Friend XV	1.432948	0.982847	0.517599	0.844625	1.127431	0.148332	0.629401	0.001000	0.674418
Liquid Friend XIII	1.427892	0.991802	0.494866	0.869374	1.142223	0.117781	0.664237	0.001000	0.654108
Liquid Friend XVI	1.426156	0.992591	0.498566	0.857713	1.112122	0.144189	0.644185	0.001000	0.653332
Liquid Friend XI	1.415391	0.979638	0.486345	0.846182	1.114564	0.131516	0.621493	0.004466	0.645553
Liquid Friend III	1.414498	0.967300	0.489283	0.848677	1.146922	0.161977	0.638175	0.001000	0.658302
Knight Triumphant	1.391163	1.621905	1.254772	1.746891	1.524602	0.001000	1.494674	0.001000	1.116596
Valentine Games II	1.385440	1.327520	1.465772	1.912131	1.556454	0.001000	1.758369	0.001000	1.353809
Liquid Friend XIV	1.363157	0.922245	0.439861	0.781257	1.067620	0.202036	0.579330	0.053727	0.594871
Liquid Friend IX	1.363157	0.922245	0.439861	0.781257	1.067620	0.202036	0.579330	0.053727	0.594871
Liquid Friend X	1.363157	0.922245	0.439861	0.781257	1.067620	0.202036	0.579330	0.053727	0.594871
Liquid Friend IV	1.363157	0.922245	0.439861	0.781257	1.067620	0.202036	0.579330	0.053727	0.594871
Liquid Friend VI	1.363157	0.922245	0.439861	0.781257	1.067620	0.202036	0.579330	0.053727	0.594871
Liquid Friend VIII	1.363157	0.922245	0.439861	0.781257	1.067620	0.202036	0.579330	0.053727	0.594871
Liquid Friend XII	1.363157	0.922245	0.439861	0.781257	1.067620	0.202036	0.579330	0.053727	0.594871
Liquid Friend VII	1.363157	0.922245	0.439861	0.781257	1.067620	0.202036	0.579330	0.053727	0.594871
Liquid Friend II	1.363157	0.922245	0.439861	0.781257	1.067620	0.202036	0.579330	0.053727	0.594871
Ronan Jaylee	1.262185	1.222963	1.542453	1.051223	1.071252	0.001000	1.097927	0.001000	1.534526
Brock Watson	1.212255	0.862515	1.655426	1.514135	1.563349	0.001000	1.177180	0.001000	1.474212
Alyssa Harrell	1.206461	0.908400	0.526108	0.874240	0.499220	0.242672	0.944560	0.380566	1.087518
Jordan Hildebert	1.198080	1.296786	1.408460	0.989621	0.812020	0.223486	0.948483	0.001000	0.693085

Tiana Takahashi

		Combined	Batting	Pitching	Baserunning	Defense
	Team
Tiana Takahashi	Pies	16.6	2.7	5.3	4.0	4.6
New Megan Ito III	Georgias	17.6	2.7	6.9	4.4	3.6
New Megan Ito IV	Shoe Thieves	17.6	2.7	6.9	4.4	3.6
New Megan Ito II	Crabs	17.6	2.7	6.9	4.4	3.6
--n-gomery B-ll--k	Crabs	14.8	1.6	6.7	2.4	4.0
Sigmund Castillo	Sunbeams	16.2	3.3	6.4	4.8	1.6
Patty Fox	Millennials	17.1	5.0	6.3	2.1	3.6
Cell Barajas	Wild Wings	17.1	3.9	6.2	3.3	3.6
Juice Collins	Lovers	16.5	2.8	6.2	4.1	3.4
Cannonball Sports	Mechanics	18.1	4.1	6.2	2.8	5.0
Alexandria Rosales	Spies	17.9	4.8	6.0	3.2	3.8
Silvia Rugrat	Wild Wings	15.3	3.7	6.0	2.4	3.1
Mindy Salad	Lovers	17.4	3.3	5.9	3.1	5.1
Snyder Briggs	Shoe Thieves	18.2	4.9	5.6	3.3	4.3
Liam Snail	Dale	17.7	3.9	5.6	4.2	4.0
Domino Bootleg	Lift	15.8	3.6	5.5	3.2	3.6
Sandford Garner	Lovers	17.0	4.4	5.5	3.7	3.4
Xandra Pancakes	Worms	18.0	3.2	5.5	4.4	4.9
Rafael Davids	Wild Wings	16.5	4.0	5.5	2.9	4.1
Peanutiel Duffy	Firefighters	18.4	5.0	5.4	3.5	4.4
Parker Meng	Worms	15.6	2.7	5.4	3.2	4.2

	Pitching Rating	Unthwackability	Ruthlessness	Overpowerment	Shakespearianism	Coldness	Suppression
Tiana Takahashi	1.064998	1.142441	1.215111	1.182198	0.356126	0.872711	1.199716
New Megan Ito III	1.374997	1.396279	1.438152	1.393822	0.590719	1.435406	0.505328
New Megan Ito IV	1.374997	1.396279	1.438152	1.393822	0.590719	1.435406	0.505328
New Megan Ito II	1.374997	1.396279	1.438152	1.393822	0.590719	1.435406	0.505328
--n-gomery B-ll--k	1.348967	1.738706	1.049277	1.152921	0.742616	1.612281	0.908350
Sigmund Castillo	1.289484	1.302577	1.068161	1.400424	1.429219	1.460265	1.094387
Patty Fox	1.262790	1.409894	1.317889	0.759986	1.028889	0.656368	0.803291
Cell Barajas	1.249351	1.247970	1.311778	1.116352	1.047708	0.489513	0.467608
Juice Collins	1.245491	1.279794	1.257108	0.943706	1.266897	0.662010	1.331051
Cannonball Sports	1.238512	1.405895	1.029611	0.950219	1.371171	1.376831	1.069922
Alexandria Rosales	1.206422	1.369508	1.203285	1.259675	0.447789	1.088765	1.020408
Silvia Rugrat	1.198656	1.189104	1.383893	0.799356	0.908543	1.367479	1.468683
Mindy Salad	1.180392	1.047127	1.397044	1.152004	0.899609	0.939210	0.510783
Snyder Briggs	1.117377	0.759250	1.468651	1.562720	1.264920	1.196880	1.413198
Liam Snail	1.111154	1.198845	1.016315	0.899531	1.217091	1.196356	1.156672
Domino Bootleg	1.101621	1.187939	1.090840	0.922953	1.147659	0.355546	1.081822
Sandford Garner	1.097436	1.133224	0.860195	1.620295	1.219319	0.940324	1.437379
Xandra Pancakes	1.095610	1.172471	1.115271	0.915900	0.962459	0.551446	0.806421
Rafael Davids	1.093020	0.925954	1.233834	1.216880	1.107069	1.161553	1.275620
Peanutiel Duffy	1.089870	1.308422	1.088850	0.953247	0.514888	0.702198	0.961623
Parker Meng	1.089418	1.072652	1.155775	0.904854	1.022245	1.244350	0.950696

Uncle Plasma V

		Combined	Batting	Pitching	Baserunning	Defense
	Team
Uncle Plasma V	Pies	21.3	4.6	6.6	4.9	5.2
Burke Gonzales	Wild Wings	22.3	4.9	7.5	5.0	5.0
Uncle Plasma XIII	Dale	22.5	4.9	7.0	5.2	5.4
Greer Lott	Moist Talkers	21.6	4.6	7.0	4.5	5.4
Uncle Plasma XIV	Lift	21.3	4.6	6.6	4.9	5.2
Uncle Plasma IX	Jazz Hands	21.3	4.6	6.6	4.9	5.2
Uncle Plasma XVI	Tigers	21.3	4.6	6.6	4.9	5.2
Uncle Plasma X	Tacos	21.3	4.6	6.6	4.9	5.2
Uncle Plasma XV	Flowers	21.3	4.6	6.6	4.9	5.2
Uncle Plasma XI	Steaks	21.3	4.6	6.6	4.9	5.2
Uncle Plasma VI	Garages	21.3	4.6	6.6	4.9	5.2
Uncle Plasma VIII	Mechanics	21.3	4.6	6.6	4.9	5.2
Uncle Plasma VII	Shoe Thieves	21.3	4.6	6.6	4.9	5.2
Uncle Plasma III	Crabs	21.3	4.6	6.6	4.9	5.2
Gabriel Griffith	Firefighters	23.0	5.4	6.5	5.7	5.4
Howell Rocha	Dale	19.4	4.4	6.4	4.4	4.2
Engine Eberhardt	Steaks	22.6	4.7	6.3	6.5	5.1
Curry Aliciakeyes	Magic	20.0	4.4	6.3	3.4	5.9
Theodore Cervantes	Millennials	20.2	4.2	6.2	4.2	5.5
Lou Roseheart	Firefighters	21.9	5.0	6.2	6.1	4.7
Tot Clark	Garages	21.7	6.0	6.1	4.7	4.9

	Pitching Rating	Unthwackability	Ruthlessness	Overpowerment	Shakespearianism	Coldness	Suppression
Uncle Plasma V	1.321891	1.123284	1.598478	1.094255	1.166441	1.192823	0.632836
Burke Gonzales	1.497697	1.444204	1.600431	1.128554	1.083637	1.264540	1.008596
Uncle Plasma XIII	1.403184	1.180500	1.660635	1.185136	1.238788	1.271400	0.695110
Greer Lott	1.400839	1.720793	1.226994	1.168411	0.640260	1.225976	0.606891
Uncle Plasma XIV	1.321891	1.123284	1.598478	1.094255	1.166441	1.192823	0.632836
Uncle Plasma IX	1.321891	1.123284	1.598478	1.094255	1.166441	1.192823	0.632836
Uncle Plasma XVI	1.321891	1.123284	1.598478	1.094255	1.166441	1.192823	0.632836
Uncle Plasma X	1.321891	1.123284	1.598478	1.094255	1.166441	1.192823	0.632836
Uncle Plasma XV	1.321891	1.123284	1.598478	1.094255	1.166441	1.192823	0.632836
Uncle Plasma XI	1.321891	1.123284	1.598478	1.094255	1.166441	1.192823	0.632836
Uncle Plasma VI	1.321891	1.123284	1.598478	1.094255	1.166441	1.192823	0.632836
Uncle Plasma VIII	1.321891	1.123284	1.598478	1.094255	1.166441	1.192823	0.632836
Uncle Plasma VII	1.321891	1.123284	1.598478	1.094255	1.166441	1.192823	0.632836
Uncle Plasma III	1.321891	1.123284	1.598478	1.094255	1.166441	1.192823	0.632836
Gabriel Griffith	1.300472	1.365121	1.478983	0.825336	0.819906	0.969099	0.859145
Howell Rocha	1.289678	1.330231	1.234738	1.097150	1.195209	0.839727	0.808454
Engine Eberhardt	1.268190	1.452266	1.108344	0.943720	1.171953	1.114192	1.080171
Curry Aliciakeyes	1.263336	1.154682	1.299874	1.357723	1.051156	1.275113	0.981654
Theodore Cervantes	1.248411	1.203106	1.411951	1.119242	0.749516	1.144045	0.742019
Lou Roseheart	1.232120	1.239181	1.069756	1.223604	1.438951	1.370375	1.327449
Tot Clark	1.223871	1.191829	1.149865	0.999168	1.563989	1.737922	0.901909

Pitching Machine II

		Combined	Batting	Pitching	Baserunning	Defense
	Team
Pitching Machine II	Pies	20.8	4.8	7.1	4.3	4.6
Burke Gonzales	Wild Wings	22.3	4.9	7.5	5.0	5.0
New Megan Ito V	Worms	19.0	3.2	7.2	4.6	4.0
Uncle Plasma XIII	Dale	22.5	4.9	7.0	5.2	5.4
Greer Lott	Moist Talkers	21.6	4.6	7.0	4.5	5.4
Uncle Plasma XIV	Lift	21.3	4.6	6.6	4.9	5.2
Uncle Plasma IX	Jazz Hands	21.3	4.6	6.6	4.9	5.2
Uncle Plasma XVI	Tigers	21.3	4.6	6.6	4.9	5.2
Uncle Plasma X	Tacos	21.3	4.6	6.6	4.9	5.2
Uncle Plasma XV	Flowers	21.3	4.6	6.6	4.9	5.2
Uncle Plasma XI	Steaks	21.3	4.6	6.6	4.9	5.2
Uncle Plasma VI	Garages	21.3	4.6	6.6	4.9	5.2
Uncle Plasma VIII	Mechanics	21.3	4.6	6.6	4.9	5.2
Uncle Plasma VII	Shoe Thieves	21.3	4.6	6.6	4.9	5.2
Uncle Plasma III	Crabs	21.3	4.6	6.6	4.9	5.2
Howell Rocha	Dale	19.4	4.4	6.4	4.4	4.2
Engine Eberhardt	Steaks	22.6	4.7	6.3	6.5	5.1
Curry Aliciakeyes	Magic	20.0	4.4	6.3	3.4	5.9
Theodore Cervantes	Millennials	20.2	4.2	6.2	4.2	5.5
Sam Scandal	Steaks	19.0	5.2	6.2	4.5	3.1
Lou Roseheart	Firefighters	21.9	5.0	6.2	6.1	4.7

	Pitching Rating	Unthwackability	Ruthlessness	Overpowerment	Shakespearianism	Coldness	Suppression
Pitching Machine II	1.420057	1.479285	1.364489	1.504418	0.775101	0.812889	0.953238
Burke Gonzales	1.497697	1.444204	1.600431	1.128554	1.083637	1.264540	1.008596
New Megan Ito V	1.439869	1.439973	1.489451	1.472403	0.635544	1.501995	0.546592
Uncle Plasma XIII	1.403184	1.180500	1.660635	1.185136	1.238788	1.271400	0.695110
Greer Lott	1.400839	1.720793	1.226994	1.168411	0.640260	1.225976	0.606891
Uncle Plasma XIV	1.321891	1.123284	1.598478	1.094255	1.166441	1.192823	0.632836
Uncle Plasma IX	1.321891	1.123284	1.598478	1.094255	1.166441	1.192823	0.632836
Uncle Plasma XVI	1.321891	1.123284	1.598478	1.094255	1.166441	1.192823	0.632836
Uncle Plasma X	1.321891	1.123284	1.598478	1.094255	1.166441	1.192823	0.632836
Uncle Plasma XV	1.321891	1.123284	1.598478	1.094255	1.166441	1.192823	0.632836
Uncle Plasma XI	1.321891	1.123284	1.598478	1.094255	1.166441	1.192823	0.632836
Uncle Plasma VI	1.321891	1.123284	1.598478	1.094255	1.166441	1.192823	0.632836
Uncle Plasma VIII	1.321891	1.123284	1.598478	1.094255	1.166441	1.192823	0.632836
Uncle Plasma VII	1.321891	1.123284	1.598478	1.094255	1.166441	1.192823	0.632836
Uncle Plasma III	1.321891	1.123284	1.598478	1.094255	1.166441	1.192823	0.632836
Howell Rocha	1.289678	1.330231	1.234738	1.097150	1.195209	0.839727	0.808454
Engine Eberhardt	1.268190	1.452266	1.108344	0.943720	1.171953	1.114192	1.080171
Curry Aliciakeyes	1.263336	1.154682	1.299874	1.357723	1.051156	1.275113	0.981654
Theodore Cervantes	1.248411	1.203106	1.411951	1.119242	0.749516	1.144045	0.742019
Sam Scandal	1.237791	1.276009	1.236125	0.929175	1.222645	0.907899	1.079039
Lou Roseheart	1.232120	1.239181	1.069756	1.223604	1.438951	1.370375	1.327449

Twofurious Puddles

		Combined	Batting	Pitching	Baserunning	Defense
	Team
Twofurious Puddles	Pies	11.5	2.6	3.5	1.8	3.6
Bennett Bluesky	Spies	13.3	2.0	6.0	2.1	3.2
Cudi Di Batterino	Lift	12.5	2.7	5.0	1.4	3.4
Orville Manco	Steaks	12.6	3.1	4.9	2.1	2.5
Cornelius Games	Shoe Thieves	12.3	2.1	4.7	1.8	3.7
Bontgomery Mullock	Lovers	13.1	1.9	4.5	2.6	4.1
Cory Twelve	Flowers	13.5	3.3	4.5	3.3	2.4
Susananana Portmanteau	Worms	12.5	3.8	4.5	2.1	2.2
Beasley Gloom	Moist Talkers	10.9	1.7	4.3	2.5	2.4
Wyatt Pothos	Jazz Hands	12.9	2.3	4.2	3.5	2.9
Cravel Gesundheit	Magic	9.6	1.6	4.2	1.6	2.3
Alston England	Firefighters	11.6	2.3	4.1	1.7	3.5
--at-ema -lem-f--o	Millennials	13.1	2.5	4.1	2.6	3.8
Baldwin Breadwinner	Magic	13.2	4.2	4.1	2.3	2.6
Jenkins Good	Moist Talkers	11.1	2.6	4.0	1.4	3.1
Mags Banananana	Lift	12.2	1.8	4.0	3.7	2.8
Miguel James	Sunbeams	11.9	2.4	3.9	3.3	2.3
Samothes Dembélé	Fridays	12.1	3.5	3.8	3.4	1.4
Zi Sliders	Firefighters	12.9	2.7	3.8	2.6	3.8
Riley F-rewal-	Jazz Hands	13.1	3.5	3.8	2.4	3.4
Michelle Sportsman	Breath Mints	11.7	2.4	3.7	2.5	3.1

	Pitching Rating	Unthwackability	Ruthlessness	Overpowerment	Shakespearianism	Coldness	Suppression
Twofurious Puddles	0.694922	0.811110	0.650034	0.807712	0.718615	0.416240	0.725894
Bennett Bluesky	1.195404	1.424599	1.149130	0.664928	1.015831	1.249957	1.173206
Cudi Di Batterino	0.999027	1.002151	0.997864	1.331986	0.606625	1.260681	0.603563
Orville Manco	0.976574	1.175214	0.970209	0.992573	0.428656	0.770922	1.074756
Cornelius Games	0.932383	1.102605	1.056849	1.031340	0.288043	0.429462	0.636558
Bontgomery Mullock	0.909845	1.358876	0.745956	0.683980	0.454164	1.237579	0.533747
Cory Twelve	0.893258	1.033765	0.983331	0.662834	0.543013	0.999491	0.211794
Susananana Portmanteau	0.890963	0.959023	0.911089	0.987023	0.676169	0.523174	0.592634
Beasley Gloom	0.864550	1.168847	0.996292	0.516471	0.349033	0.492630	0.460877
Wyatt Pothos	0.844384	0.701425	1.063023	1.132335	0.691922	1.079506	0.799864
Cravel Gesundheit	0.836278	0.859140	0.977573	0.774254	0.624989	0.713778	0.076046
Alston England	0.823037	0.812596	0.946249	0.979250	0.659464	0.381130	1.089097
--at-ema -lem-f--o	0.815692	0.695805	1.035093	0.777909	1.165816	0.574814	0.682356
Baldwin Breadwinner	0.814957	1.119478	0.612229	0.815381	0.792410	0.646376	0.370301
Jenkins Good	0.800999	0.959586	1.028352	0.663621	0.277145	0.404560	0.221404
Mags Banananana	0.799242	1.097134	0.969075	0.345856	0.527296	0.250396	0.593885
Miguel James	0.782114	1.190882	0.719342	0.440652	0.721397	0.160396	0.644326
Samothes Dembélé	0.761169	0.925828	0.923271	0.452348	0.705809	0.143144	0.042529
Zi Sliders	0.760333	0.902520	0.745698	0.909626	0.403816	0.981968	0.906252
Riley F-rewal-	0.759053	0.748903	0.946698	0.789745	0.536079	0.632608	0.242698
Michelle Sportsman	0.749413	0.946872	0.992615	0.252955	0.775543	0.345021	0.320828

Lucy Tokkan

		Combined	Batting	Pitching	Baserunning	Defense
	Team
Lucy Tokkan	Pies	11.2	2.5	4.0	1.5	3.2
Cudi Di Batterino	Lift	12.5	2.7	5.0	1.4	3.4
Orville Manco	Steaks	12.6	3.1	4.9	2.1	2.5
Cornelius Games	Shoe Thieves	12.3	2.1	4.7	1.8	3.7
Bontgomery Mullock	Lovers	13.1	1.9	4.5	2.6	4.1
Susananana Portmanteau	Worms	12.5	3.8	4.5	2.1	2.2
Beasley Gloom	Moist Talkers	10.9	1.7	4.3	2.5	2.4
Wyatt Pothos	Jazz Hands	12.9	2.3	4.2	3.5	2.9
Cravel Gesundheit	Magic	9.6	1.6	4.2	1.6	2.3
Alston England	Firefighters	11.6	2.3	4.1	1.7	3.5
--at-ema -lem-f--o	Millennials	13.1	2.5	4.1	2.6	3.8
Jenkins Good	Moist Talkers	11.1	2.6	4.0	1.4	3.1
Mags Banananana	Lift	12.2	1.8	4.0	3.7	2.8
Miguel James	Sunbeams	11.9	2.4	3.9	3.3	2.3
Samothes Dembélé	Fridays	12.1	3.5	3.8	3.4	1.4
Zi Sliders	Firefighters	12.9	2.7	3.8	2.6	3.8
Riley F-rewal-	Jazz Hands	13.1	3.5	3.8	2.4	3.4
Michelle Sportsman	Breath Mints	11.7	2.4	3.7	2.5	3.1
Blood Hamburger	Shoe Thieves	11.8	4.0	3.7	1.6	2.6
Allan Kranch	Mechanics	12.4	3.7	3.5	2.6	2.7
Caleb Novak	Dale	12.3	2.6	3.4	2.2	4.1

	Pitching Rating	Unthwackability	Ruthlessness	Overpowerment	Shakespearianism	Coldness	Suppression
Lucy Tokkan	0.803324	0.937046	1.027061	0.334921	1.018869	0.247019	0.369736
Cudi Di Batterino	0.999027	1.002151	0.997864	1.331986	0.606625	1.260681	0.603563
Orville Manco	0.976574	1.175214	0.970209	0.992573	0.428656	0.770922	1.074756
Cornelius Games	0.932383	1.102605	1.056849	1.031340	0.288043	0.429462	0.636558
Bontgomery Mullock	0.909845	1.358876	0.745956	0.683980	0.454164	1.237579	0.533747
Susananana Portmanteau	0.890963	0.959023	0.911089	0.987023	0.676169	0.523174	0.592634
Beasley Gloom	0.864550	1.168847	0.996292	0.516471	0.349033	0.492630	0.460877
Wyatt Pothos	0.844384	0.701425	1.063023	1.132335	0.691922	1.079506	0.799864
Cravel Gesundheit	0.836278	0.859140	0.977573	0.774254	0.624989	0.713778	0.076046
Alston England	0.823037	0.812596	0.946249	0.979250	0.659464	0.381130	1.089097
--at-ema -lem-f--o	0.815692	0.695805	1.035093	0.777909	1.165816	0.574814	0.682356
Jenkins Good	0.800999	0.959586	1.028352	0.663621	0.277145	0.404560	0.221404
Mags Banananana	0.799242	1.097134	0.969075	0.345856	0.527296	0.250396	0.593885
Miguel James	0.782114	1.190882	0.719342	0.440652	0.721397	0.160396	0.644326
Samothes Dembélé	0.761169	0.925828	0.923271	0.452348	0.705809	0.143144	0.042529
Zi Sliders	0.760333	0.902520	0.745698	0.909626	0.403816	0.981968	0.906252
Riley F-rewal-	0.759053	0.748903	0.946698	0.789745	0.536079	0.632608	0.242698
Michelle Sportsman	0.749413	0.946872	0.992615	0.252955	0.775543	0.345021	0.320828
Blood Hamburger	0.730107	0.834849	0.620683	1.014711	0.768129	0.687984	0.749192
Allan Kranch	0.691146	0.927665	0.588250	0.828314	0.510478	0.380990	0.078150
Caleb Novak	0.687514	0.773441	0.585343	1.004726	0.818823	0.601302	0.449676

Tad Se-th (Pitching)

		Combined	Batting	Pitching	Baserunning	Defense
	Team
Tad Se-th (Pitching)	Pies	23.1	5.6	6.7	5.4	5.3
Burke Gonzales	Wild Wings	22.3	4.9	7.5	5.0	5.0
Uncle Plasma IV	Lovers	23.5	5.2	7.3	5.4	5.6
Rigby Friedrich	Georgias	23.4	5.4	7.1	5.7	5.2
Uncle Plasma XIII	Dale	22.5	4.9	7.0	5.2	5.4
Alyssa Harrell	Fridays	24.1	6.0	7.0	4.7	6.3
Greer Lott	Moist Talkers	21.6	4.6	7.0	4.5	5.4
Collins Melon	Jazz Hands	24.5	5.0	6.9	7.2	5.4
Uncle Plasma XIV	Lift	21.3	4.6	6.6	4.9	5.2
Uncle Plasma IX	Jazz Hands	21.3	4.6	6.6	4.9	5.2
Uncle Plasma XVI	Tigers	21.3	4.6	6.6	4.9	5.2
Uncle Plasma X	Tacos	21.3	4.6	6.6	4.9	5.2
Uncle Plasma XV	Flowers	21.3	4.6	6.6	4.9	5.2
Uncle Plasma XI	Steaks	21.3	4.6	6.6	4.9	5.2
Uncle Plasma VI	Garages	21.3	4.6	6.6	4.9	5.2
Uncle Plasma VIII	Mechanics	21.3	4.6	6.6	4.9	5.2
Uncle Plasma VII	Shoe Thieves	21.3	4.6	6.6	4.9	5.2
Uncle Plasma III	Crabs	21.3	4.6	6.6	4.9	5.2
Gabriel Griffith	Firefighters	23.0	5.4	6.5	5.7	5.4
Engine Eberhardt	Steaks	22.6	4.7	6.3	6.5	5.1
Don Mitchell	Fridays	24.1	6.0	6.2	6.9	5.0

	Pitching Rating	Unthwackability	Ruthlessness	Overpowerment	Shakespearianism	Coldness	Suppression
Tad Se-th (Pitching)	1.344539	0.923871	0.550646	0.148744	0.942856	0.744633	0.821915
Burke Gonzales	1.497697	1.444204	1.600431	1.128554	1.083637	1.264540	1.008596
Uncle Plasma IV	1.464513	1.243109	1.695772	1.214194	1.294356	1.299357	0.734620
Rigby Friedrich	1.426796	1.525474	1.345565	0.906796	1.480397	1.040716	0.968652
Uncle Plasma XIII	1.403184	1.180500	1.660635	1.185136	1.238788	1.271400	0.695110
Alyssa Harrell	1.403119	0.988666	0.350658	1.104229	1.048638	0.401640	1.338225
Greer Lott	1.400839	1.720793	1.226994	1.168411	0.640260	1.225976	0.606891
Collins Melon	1.372916	1.307388	1.357817	1.192697	1.284757	1.437952	0.873877
Uncle Plasma XIV	1.321891	1.123284	1.598478	1.094255	1.166441	1.192823	0.632836
Uncle Plasma IX	1.321891	1.123284	1.598478	1.094255	1.166441	1.192823	0.632836
Uncle Plasma XVI	1.321891	1.123284	1.598478	1.094255	1.166441	1.192823	0.632836
Uncle Plasma X	1.321891	1.123284	1.598478	1.094255	1.166441	1.192823	0.632836
Uncle Plasma XV	1.321891	1.123284	1.598478	1.094255	1.166441	1.192823	0.632836
Uncle Plasma XI	1.321891	1.123284	1.598478	1.094255	1.166441	1.192823	0.632836
Uncle Plasma VI	1.321891	1.123284	1.598478	1.094255	1.166441	1.192823	0.632836
Uncle Plasma VIII	1.321891	1.123284	1.598478	1.094255	1.166441	1.192823	0.632836
Uncle Plasma VII	1.321891	1.123284	1.598478	1.094255	1.166441	1.192823	0.632836
Uncle Plasma III	1.321891	1.123284	1.598478	1.094255	1.166441	1.192823	0.632836
Gabriel Griffith	1.300472	1.365121	1.478983	0.825336	0.819906	0.969099	0.859145
Engine Eberhardt	1.268190	1.452266	1.108344	0.943720	1.171953	1.114192	1.080171
Don Mitchell	1.243851	1.344013	0.980716	1.377193	1.479313	0.697856	0.628090

Swap

Swap two Players on your Team's Roster.

This allows switching the position of any two players, including from the shadows. See below for swapping various players into different positions. Batting

Swapping Tad Se-th and Lang Richardson

	Pies
batting_change	-4.9156%
pitching_change	+0.0000%
baserunning_change	-3.6356%
defense_change	-3.1977%

Swapping Tad Se-th and Pitching Machine II

	Pies
batting_change	-1.9386%
pitching_change	-17.1734%
baserunning_change	-2.7920%
defense_change	-1.8476%

Pitching

Swapping Twofurious Puddles and Henry Marshallow

	Pies
batting_change	+0.0000%
pitching_change	+0.2171%
baserunning_change	+0.0000%
defense_change	+0.0000%

Swapping Twofurious Puddles and Jaxon Buckley

	Pies
batting_change	-11.9013%
pitching_change	+5.0055%
baserunning_change	-6.3045%
defense_change	-1.2282%

Move

Move a Player on your Team to the desired location on your Roster.

Move would move a player from any location on the team (including Shadows) to another position, increasing the number of players in that position. See below for moving various players into different positions.

Batting

Moving Tad Se-th to the Shadows

	Pies
batting_change	+0.1334%
pitching_change	+0.0000%
baserunning_change	-3.4705%
defense_change	-2.5224%

Moving Lang Richardson to the Lineup

	Pies
batting_change	-4.4731%
pitching_change	+0.0000%
baserunning_change	-0.5324%
defense_change	-0.8805%

Moving Pitching Machine II to the Lineup

	Pies
batting_change	-1.8270%
pitching_change	-8.9755%
baserunning_change	+0.2174%
defense_change	+0.3196%

Pitching

Moving Twofurious Puddles to the Shadows

	Pies
batting_change	+0.0000%
pitching_change	+9.1529%
baserunning_change	+0.0000%
defense_change	+0.0000%

Moving Henry Marshallow to the Rotation

	Pies
batting_change	+0.0000%
pitching_change	-5.9210%
baserunning_change	+0.0000%
defense_change	+0.0000%

Moving Jaxon Buckley to the Rotation

	Pies
batting_change	-4.9523%
pitching_change	-1.9307%
baserunning_change	-0.3978%
defense_change	+1.0239%

Take

Take an Item, repair it, and move it to a Player on your Team.

This would steal an item from another team and give it to a chosen player on our team. The player receiving the item will drop a random item if there are no open item slots. See below for a list of all non-base items held by players in the league.

	Max Durability	Modifications
Chorby's Soul II	157	[]
Slimy Frosty Cap of Wisdom	4	[]
Frosty Hot Air Ring	4	[]
Sharp Gravity Holey Glove	4	[Gravity]
Sharp Gravity Holey Glove	4	[Gravity]
Chorby's Uncertain Soul	4	[Uncertain]
Sharp Gravity Holey Glove	4	[Gravity]
Weird Air Cannon +1	3	[]
Lucky Travelling Shoes of Wisdom	4	[Traveling]
Smokey Plant-Based Sunglasses of Intelligence	4	[]
Holey Jersey of Stamina	3	[]
Aluminum Noise-Cancelling Bat of Stamina	4	[Soundproof]
Greedy Noise-Cancelling Air Socks	4	[Soundproof]
Slimy Hot Skate Helmet	4	[Pro Skater]
Hard Mesh Blood Shoes	4	[]
Holey Rubber Sunglasses	3	[]
Aluminum Cool Arm Bat	4	[]
Rubber Head Ring of the Famine	4	[]
Underhanded Cool Greedy Sunglasses	4	[Underhanded]
Cryogenic Frosty Arm Sunglasses	4	[]
Lucky Cryogenic Ring +1	3	[]
Weird Plant-Based Cap	3	[]
Greedy Lucky Socks	3	[]
Slimy Hot Skate Helmet	4	[Pro Skater]
Frosty Arm Socks of Intelligence	4	[]
Cryogenic Frosty Arm Sunglasses	4	[]
Smokey Plant-Based Sunglasses of Intelligence	4	[]
Slimy Sharp Ring	3	[]
Rubber Skate Bat of Strength	4	[Pro Skater]
Cryogenic Shoes of Stamina	3	[]
Weird Leg Shoes	3	[]
Rubber Hard Bat	3	[]
Frosty Rubber Sunglasses	3	[]
Chaotic Cryogenic Sunglasses	3	[]
Metaphorical Ring of Charisma	3	[]
Hearty Cool Rock Bat	5	[]
Metaphorical Brambly Concrete Cap	6	[]
Limestone Metaphorical Ambitious Socks	4	[Ambitious]
Hard Sharp Cap	3	[]
Hot Rubber Ring	3	[]
Repeating Cool Socks of Charisma	4	[Repeating]
Frosty Gravity Hot Shoes	4	[Gravity]
Rubber Air Helmet	3	[]
Hot Lucky Ring	3	[]
Lucky Air Bat	3	[]
Slimy Blood Cap	3	[]
Sharp Glove of Wisdom	3	[]
Aluminum Metaphorical Cannon	3	[]
Mesh Cool Leg Jersey	4	[]
Metaphorical Blood Glove	3	[]
Hot Bat of Stamina	3	[]
Holey Ring of Dexterity	3	[]
Metaphorical Glove of Intelligence	3	[]
Passionate Leg Necklace of Dexterity	4	[]
Weird Arm Socks	3	[]
Hearty Lucky Shoes	3	[]
Cool Arm Helmet of the Feast	4	[]
Frosty Rubber Broom	3	[]
Cryogenic Ring of Vitality	3	[]
Hearty Smooth Arm Shoes	4	[Smooth]
Gravity Greedy Fire Eating Socks	4	[Gravity, Fire Eater]
Hard Sunglasses of Wisdom	3	[]
Holey Arm Ring	3	[]
Frosty Leg Glove +1	3	[]
Actual Blood Bat	3	[]
Fire Eating Weird Bat	3	[Fire Eater]
Underhanded Arm Socks of Intelligence	4	[Underhanded]
Slimy Arm Glove	3	[]
Cool Necklace of Wisdom	3	[]
Slimy Careful Repeating Glove	4	[Careful, Repeating]
Leg Glove of Stamina	3	[]
Holey Ambitious Socks +1	3	[Ambitious]
Weird Concrete Cap	5	[]
Arm Sunglasses of Stamina	3	[]
Aluminum Air Socks	3	[]
Holey Necklace of the Famine	3	[]
Chaotic Arm Sunglasses	3	[]
Cool Glove of Vitality	3	[]
Hearty Smooth Arm Shoes	4	[Smooth]
Charitable Hearty Helmet	3	[]
Air Cap of Dexterity	3	[]
Plant-Based Ring of Dexterity	3	[]
Cool Ring of Charisma	3	[]
Hot Air Shoes	3	[]
Weird Travelling Bat	3	[Traveling]
Air Necklace of Vitality	3	[]
Aluminum Clutch Arm Sunglasses	4	[High Pressure]
Passionate Holey Helmet	3	[]
Aluminum Jersey of Dexterity	3	[]
Golden Rubber Helmet	3	[Super Idol]
Passionate Cap of Charisma	3	[]
Slimy Concrete Bat	5	[]
Aluminum Rock Helmet +1	4	[]
Mesh Cap of Vitality	3	[]
Rubber Skate Socks	3	[Pro Skater]
Noise-Cancelling Ambitious Blood Cap	4	[Soundproof, Ambitious]
Charitable Arm Necklace	3	[]
Clutch Wooden Rock Ring	5	[High Pressure]
Sharp Skate Shoes	3	[Pro Skater]
Hard Sunglasses of Strength	3	[]
Mesh Jersey of Vitality	3	[]
Chunky Rubber Jersey	3	[Chunky]
Clutch Wooden Rock Ring	5	[High Pressure]
Weird Cap	2	[]
Gravity Greedy Bat	3	[Gravity]
Actual Limestone Cap	3	[]
Clutch Wooden Rock Ring	5	[High Pressure]
Sharp Smooth Necklace	3	[Smooth]
Head Helmet of Intelligence	3	[]
Clutch Rubber Glove	3	[High Pressure]
Clutch Wooden Rock Ring	5	[High Pressure]
Golden Smooth Blood Necklace	4	[Super Idol, Smooth]
Frosty Head Necklace	3	[]
Greedy Repeating Glove	3	[Repeating]
Rubber Socks of Fourtitude	3	[The Fourth Strike]
Slimy Smooth Socks	3	[Smooth]
Leg Helmet of Dexterity	3	[]
Frosty Passionate Socks	3	[]
Holey Glove of Fourtitude	3	[The Fourth Strike]
Cool Passionate Jersey	3	[]
Aluminum Glove of the Famine	3	[]
Underhanded Holey Shoes	3	[Underhanded]
Squiddish Jersey of Wisdom +1	3	[Squiddish]
Fire Eating Holey Cap	3	[Fire Eater]
Clutch Wooden Rock Ring	5	[High Pressure]
Ambitious Rock Necklace of Dexterity	5	[Ambitious]
Ambitious Cryogenic Cap +1	3	[Ambitious]
Mesh Blood Bat	3	[]
Weird Cap	2	[]
Limestone Hard Sunglasses	3	[]
Wooden Necklace of the Feast	3	[]
Chunky Clutch Air Necklace	4	[Chunky, High Pressure]
Concrete Ring of Vitality	5	[]
Chunky Plant-Based Ring	3	[Chunky]
Glove of Stamina	2	[]
Frosty Concrete Bat	5	[]
Holey Cape	2	[]
Holey Ring	2	[]
Rubber Necklace	2	[]
Cool Socks of Blaserunning	3	[Blaserunning]
Greedy Helmet	2	[]
Slimy Cape	2	[]
Noise-Cancelling Plant-Based Ring	3	[Soundproof]
Hearty Ring +1	2	[]
Metaphorical Shoes	2	[]
Jersey of Stamina	2	[]
Hot Shoes of Fourtitude	3	[The Fourth Strike]
Rubber Socks	2	[]
Rubber Cape	2	[]
Hearty Noise-Cancelling Cap	3	[Soundproof]
Rubber Helmet	2	[]
Charitable Repeating Helmet	3	[Repeating]
Greedy Jersey	2	[]
Sharp Cap	2	[]
Cryogenic Rock Jersey	4	[]
Rock Glove of Intelligence	4	[]
Wooden Rock Cap	4	[]
Rubber Broom	2	[]
Travelling Frosty Helmet	3	[Traveling]
Underhanded Glove of Vitality	3	[Underhanded]
Inflatable Plastic Bat	2	[]
Rubber Bat	2	[]
Travelling Actual Socks	3	[Traveling]
Squiddish Blood Glove	3	[Squiddish]
Repeating Air Cap	3	[Repeating]
Golden Ring of Intelligence	3	[Super Idol]
Fireproof Jersey of Intelligence	3	[Fireproof]
Helmet of Dexterity +1	2	[]
Hearty Skate Glove	3	[Pro Skater]
Chaotic Helmet	2	[]
Actual Travelling Jersey	3	[Traveling]
Leg Necklace of Vanity	3	[]
Parasitic Hearty Shoes	3	[Parasite]
Sharp Bat	2	[]
Sharp Glove	2	[]
Travelling Bat of Dexterity	3	[Traveling]
Mesh Head Jersey	3	[]
Rubber Broom	2	[]
Glove of Stamina	2	[]
Aluminum Skate Glove	3	[Pro Skater]
Holey Shoes	2	[]
Fire Eating Air Jersey	3	[Fire Eater]
Helmet of Charisma +1	2	[]
Arm Cap of Vanity	3	[]
Smooth Wooden Jersey	3	[Smooth]
Holey Ring	2	[]
Mesh Arm Helmet	3	[]
Lucky Bat	2	[]
Rubber Cannon	2	[]
Wooden Concrete Ring	5	[]
Underhanded Rock Socks of Strength	5	[Underhanded]
Repeating Blood Cap	3	[Repeating]
Cool Concrete Necklace	5	[]
Cap of Stamina	2	[]
Careful Hard Bat	3	[Careful]
Noise-Cancelling Hot Cap	3	[Soundproof]
Repeating Air Glove	3	[Repeating]
Metaphorical Bat	2	[]
Smokey Rock Necklace of Blaserunning	5	[Blaserunning]
Slimy Necklace	2	[]
Chaotic Jersey	2	[]
Charitable Clutch Necklace	3	[High Pressure]
Chaotic Sunglasses	2	[]
Underhanded Rock Socks of Strength	5	[Underhanded]
Smokey Rock Shoes of Subtraction	5	[Subtractor]
Socks of Intelligence	2	[]
Cool Socks	2	[]
Parasitic Socks of the Feast	3	[Parasite]
Brambly Necklace of Blaserunning	3	[Blaserunning]
Cryogenic Sunglasses	2	[]
Squiddish Careful Rock Bat	5	[Squiddish, Careful]
Ring of Charisma	2	[]
Limestone Ring of Blaserunning	3	[Blaserunning]
Air Glove	2	[]
Passionate Phone of Fourtitude	3	[The Fourth Strike]
Underhanded Brambly Bat	3	[Underhanded]
Gravity Arm Bat	3	[Gravity]
Socks of Intelligence	2	[]
Ambitious Head Socks	3	[Ambitious]
Wooden Sunglasses	2	[]
Smokey Concrete Phone	5	[]
Bat of Wisdom	2	[]
Hard Glove	2	[]
Fireproof Limestone Helmet	3	[Fireproof]
Smooth Glove of Vanity	3	[Smooth]
Passionate Chunky Cap	3	[Chunky]
Concrete Necklace of Vanity	5	[]
Plant-Based Cap	2	[]
Frosty Socks	2	[]
Blood Ring	2	[]
Aluminum Sunglasses	2	[]
Spirit Socks	2	[]
Frosty Bat	2	[]
Charitable Bat	2	[]
Brambly Sunglasses of Blaserunning	3	[Blaserunning]
Cryogenic Socks	2	[]
Cap of Dexterity	2	[]
Passionate Smooth Necklace	3	[Smooth]
Bat of Vitality	2	[]
Gravity Leg Helmet	3	[Gravity]
Charitable Socks	2	[]
Air Glove	2	[]
Blood Sunglasses	2	[]
Parasitic Leg Bat	3	[Parasite]
Necklace of Vitality	2	[]
Aluminum Jersey	2	[]
Broom of Charisma	2	[]
Air Glove	2	[]
Concrete Necklace of Strength	5	[]
Underhanded Head Ring	3	[Underhanded]
Frosty Jersey	2	[]
Cool Helmet	2	[]
Blood Glove	2	[]
Air Socks	2	[]
Hard Cap	2	[]
Hard Ring	2	[]
Skate Socks of Strength	3	[Pro Skater]
Cryogenic Helmet	2	[]
Air Ring	2	[]
Underhanded Limestone Sunglasses	3	[Underhanded]
Air Cannon	2	[]
Actual Sunglasses	2	[]
Cape of Dexterity	2	[]
Bat of Vitality	2	[]
Aluminum Broom	2	[]
Travelling Rock Shoes of Blaserunning	5	[Blaserunning, Traveling]
Cool Cap	2	[]
Mesh Bat of Fourtitude	3	[The Fourth Strike]
Hearty Socks	2	[]
Wooden Socks	2	[]
Aluminum Glove	2	[]
Cool Shoes	2	[]
Careful Bat of Strength	3	[Careful]
Blood Helmet	2	[]
Head Shoes of Fourtitude	3	[The Fourth Strike]
Wooden Ring	2	[]
Blood Cap	2	[]
Wooden Shoes	2	[]
Passionate Concrete Cap	5	[]
Hard Sunglasses	2	[]
Leg Sunglasses of Fourtitude	3	[The Fourth Strike]
Plant-Based Socks	2	[]
Cap of Vitality	2	[]
Aluminum Necklace	2	[]
Phone of Wisdom	2	[]
Aluminum Bat	2	[]
Hot Bat	2	[]
Socks of Dexterity	2	[]
Helmet of Wisdom	2	[]
Air Glove	2	[]
Passionate Rock Glove	4	[]
Blood Bat	2	[]
Spirit Sunglasses	2	[]
Jersey of Charisma	2	[]
Hard Ring	2	[]
Wooden Socks	2	[]
Hot Cap	2	[]
Bat of Charisma	2	[]
Plant-Based Helmet	2	[]
Hot Ring	2	[]
Necklace of Wisdom	2	[]
Travelling Head Jersey	3	[Traveling]
Clutch Head Sunglasses	3	[High Pressure]
Actual Sunglasses	2	[]
Mesh Ring	2	[]
Clutch Helmet of Fourtitude	3	[The Fourth Strike, High Pressure]
Mesh Broom	2	[]
Bat of Strength	2	[]
Fireproof Gravity Cap	3	[Fireproof, Gravity]
Passionate Helmet	2	[]
Cap of Strength	2	[]
Parasitic Skate Jersey	3	[Pro Skater, Parasite]
Leg Cap	2	[]
Sunglasses of Strength	2	[]
Leg Glove	2	[]
Underhanded Rock Helmet	4	[Underhanded]
Shoes of the Famine	2	[]
Bat of the Famine	2	[]
Quill of Strength	2	[]
Arm Socks	2	[]
Limestone Helmet	2	[]
Brambly Helmet	2	[]
Leg Sunglasses	2	[]
Clutch Fire Eating Cap	3	[High Pressure, Fire Eater]
Gravity Concrete Ring	5	[Gravity]
Limestone Bat	2	[]
Bat of the Famine	2	[]
Leg Sunglasses	2	[]
Rock Helmet of Fourtitude	4	[The Fourth Strike]
Fireproof Rock Bat	4	[Fireproof]
Careful Rock Socks	4	[Careful]
Golden Repeating Jersey	3	[Super Idol, Repeating]
Limestone Shoes	2	[]
Head Bat	2	[]
Careful Fireproof Necklace	3	[Careful, Fireproof]
Noise-Cancelling Cap +1	2	[Soundproof]
Passionate Necklace	2	[]
Mesh Shoes	2	[]
Parasitic Gravity Jersey	3	[Parasite, Gravity]
Underhanded Shoes of Blaserunning	3	[Blaserunning, Underhanded]
Arm Bat	2	[]
Leg Broom	2	[]
Underhanded Offworld Ring	3	[Underhanded, Offworld]
Careful Skate Glove	3	[Pro Skater, Careful]
Parasitic Bat of Blaserunning	3	[Blaserunning, Parasite]
Smokey Cannon	2	[]
Squiddish Travelling Jersey	3	[Squiddish, Traveling]
Arm Ring	2	[]
Travelling Clutch Jersey	3	[Traveling, High Pressure]
Head Cap	2	[]
Limestone Sunglasses	2	[]
Clutch Noise-Cancelling Sunglasses	3	[High Pressure, Soundproof]
Shoes of Strength	2	[]
Glove of Vanity	2	[]
Arm Socks	2	[]
Mesh Jersey	2	[]
Leg Cap	2	[]
Glass Necklace +1	1	[]
Squiddish Travelling Socks	3	[Squiddish, Traveling]
Brambly Sunglasses	2	[]
Head Helmet	2	[]
Head Cap	2	[]
Leg Shoes	2	[]
Leg Quill	2	[]
Travelling Bat	2	[Traveling]
Parasitic Shoes	2	[Parasite]
Socks of Fourtitude	2	[The Fourth Strike]
Rock Jersey	3	[]
Chunky Glove	2	[Chunky]
Repeating Broom	2	[Repeating]
Rock Shoes	3	[]
Careful Sunglasses	2	[Careful]
Rock Bat	3	[]
Concrete Socks	4	[]
Rock Bat	3	[]
Cannon of Fourtitude	2	[The Fourth Strike]
Rock Broom	3	[]
Helmet of Blaserunning	2	[Blaserunning]
Concrete Cannon	4	[]
Gravity Cap	2	[Gravity]
Bat +1	1	[]
Sunglasses of Blaserunning	2	[Blaserunning]
Rock Jersey	3	[]
Rock Broom	3	[]
Squiddish Bat	2	[Squiddish]
Spicy Sunglasses	2	[Spicy]
Chunky Necklace	2	[Chunky]
Parasitic Socks	2	[Parasite]
Gravity Ring	2	[Gravity]
Noise-Cancelling Necklace	2	[Soundproof]
Flickering Socks	2	[Flickering]
Concrete Necklace	4	[]
Fireproof Shoes	2	[Fireproof]
Offworld Glove	2	[Offworld]
Parasitic Ring	2	[Parasite]
Helmet of Fourtitude	2	[The Fourth Strike]
Fire Eating Socks	2	[Fire Eater]
Smooth Helmet	2	[Smooth]
Helmet +1	1	[]
Gravity Shoes	2	[Gravity]
Shoes of Blaserunning	2	[Blaserunning]
Cap of Blaserunning	2	[Blaserunning]
Rock Bat	3	[]
Fireproof Glove	2	[Fireproof]
Golden Broom	2	[Super Idol]
Chunky Broom	2	[Chunky]
Golden Sunglasses	2	[Super Idol]
Careful Necklace	2	[Careful]
Plastic Helmet	1	[]
Smooth Broom	2	[Smooth]
Chunky Necklace	2	[Chunky]
Underhanded Cap	2	[Underhanded]
Cap of Fourtitude	2	[The Fourth Strike]
Offworld Helmet	2	[Offworld]
Rock Socks	3	[]
Clutch Ring	2	[High Pressure]
Paper Cap	1	[]
Skate Helmet	2	[Pro Skater]
Concrete Helmet	4	[]
Bat +1	1	[]
Skate Cap	2	[Pro Skater]
Rock Helmet	3	[]
Parasitic Jersey	2	[Parasite]
Parasitic Shoes	2	[Parasite]
Parasitic Socks	2	[Parasite]
Rock Bat	3	[]
Ambitious Helmet	2	[Ambitious]
Rock Shoes	3	[]
Sunglasses of Fourtitude	2	[The Fourth Strike]
Gravity Shoes	2	[Gravity]
Glass Cap	1	[]
Chunky Jersey	2	[Chunky]
Gravity Helmet	2	[Gravity]
Concrete Bat	4	[]
Skate Ring	2	[Pro Skater]
Rock Sunglasses	3	[]
Chunky Cap	2	[Chunky]
Rock Sunglasses	3	[]
Chunky Bat	2	[Chunky]
Golden Bat	2	[Super Idol]
Squiddish Ring	2	[Squiddish]
Fireproof Ring	2	[Fireproof]
Rock Sunglasses	3	[]
Chunky Necklace	2	[Chunky]
Parasitic Jersey	2	[Parasite]
Offworld Socks	2	[Offworld]
The Fifth Base	-1	[Super Roamin']
Ambitious Socks	2	[Ambitious]
Ambitious Necklace	2	[Ambitious]
Plastic Bat	1	[]
Ambitious Socks	2	[Ambitious]
Chunky Glove	2	[Chunky]
Concrete Cannon	4	[]
Golden Broom	2	[Super Idol]
Golden Socks	2	[Super Idol]
Spicy Sunglasses	2	[Spicy]
Clutch Ring	2	[High Pressure]
Repeating Socks	2	[Repeating]

Shadow Infuse

Boost a random Stat Category of a Player in your Shadows by 20% to 40%.

See below for how this would affect various team members at the 2 extreme percentages. This will only affect one player.

Batting

20% Change

	old_batting_stars	new_batting_stars	change_in_batting_stars
Adrian Melon	2.353291	3.451552	1.098261
August Obrien	3.408347	4.488341	1.079995
Mcfarland Vargas	1.383943	2.686492	1.302549
Henry Marshallow	3.333825	4.342650	1.008825
Mummy Cantburn	1.390958	2.681958	1.291000
Kline Nightmare	1.810416	2.832172	1.021755
Nerd Pacheco	0.270478	1.359404	1.088926
Yusef Puddles	2.390547	3.545751	1.155204
Sheev Shriffle	3.352957	4.372160	1.019204
Adeline Hammer	1.095992	2.454162	1.358170
Lang Richardson	3.649848	4.592191	0.942343
Castillo Logan	1.858396	3.240490	1.382094
Bambi Perez	1.669795	2.718940	1.049145
Jesús Rodriguez	1.632851	2.884388	1.251537
Jefferson Delacruz	2.978749	3.944315	0.965566
Case Lancaster	0.183966	2.432678	2.248712
Haruta Byrd	3.621954	4.642808	1.020854
Javier Lotus	3.413107	4.421931	1.008824
Usurper Violet	3.032900	4.085754	1.052854
Stan Schenn	1.842408	3.117640	1.275232
Bonito Statter Jr.	2.667084	3.638290	0.971206

	Batting Rating	Thwackability	Divinity	Musclitude	Moxie	Patheticism	Martyrdom	Tragicness	Buoyancy
Adrian Melon	0.690310	0.502171	0.908122	1.151649	0.302259	0.075678	0.532170	0.010000	0.743764
August Obrien	0.897668	0.841217	1.127569	1.113891	0.692708	0.723854	0.756849	0.010000	0.663958
Mcfarland Vargas	0.537298	0.317084	0.976150	0.507714	0.375366	0.784279	0.617832	0.010000	0.751343
Henry Marshallow	0.868530	0.607895	1.217429	0.683918	1.187792	0.320084	0.969345	0.010000	1.213222
Mummy Cantburn	0.536392	0.295592	0.776609	1.147265	0.725890	0.716564	0.212553	0.010000	1.127160
Kline Nightmare	0.566434	0.458188	0.522576	1.010971	0.474046	0.271285	1.162208	0.010000	0.479032
Nerd Pacheco	0.271881	0.241707	0.252607	0.217167	0.232564	0.744911	0.439614	0.779935	0.227951
Yusef Puddles	0.709150	1.268932	0.423433	0.902603	0.391137	0.419418	0.351715	0.010000	1.250129
Sheev Shriffle	0.874432	1.184880	0.810356	0.421637	0.682530	0.402199	0.974400	0.029204	0.753719
Adeline Hammer	0.490832	0.244688	0.606439	0.939264	1.174677	0.526302	0.583623	0.268421	0.483524
Lang Richardson	0.918438	1.109802	0.697851	0.919865	1.225482	0.010000	0.818145	0.010000	0.845460
Castillo Logan	0.648098	0.498816	0.828983	0.933602	0.207738	0.010000	0.950237	0.010000	0.421515
Bambi Perez	0.543788	0.567477	0.386563	0.505203	1.020779	0.387977	0.821869	0.010000	0.724711
Jesús Rodriguez	0.576878	0.990560	0.321650	0.268072	0.516138	0.010000	0.957939	0.010000	1.112989
Jefferson Delacruz	0.788863	0.679940	0.843757	1.103986	0.737770	0.303675	0.634424	0.010000	0.871689
Case Lancaster	0.486536	0.941388	0.200246	0.273538	0.850109	0.010000	0.266786	0.010000	0.450802
Haruta Byrd	0.928562	0.921433	1.117077	1.053010	0.785921	0.632203	0.369263	0.010000	0.324161
Javier Lotus	0.884386	1.138964	0.586700	1.101328	1.142211	0.010000	1.084526	0.010000	1.015592
Usurper Violet	0.817151	1.126322	0.514937	1.246536	1.108392	0.347387	0.494738	0.010000	0.722595
Stan Schenn	0.623528	0.429664	1.221777	0.334424	0.335568	0.767660	0.616252	0.010000	1.003344
Bonito Statter Jr.	0.727658	0.702130	0.751901	0.731427	0.568186	0.010000	0.351718	0.507991	0.233883

40% Change

	old_batting_stars	new_batting_stars	change_in_batting_stars
Adrian Melon	2.353291	4.418199	2.064908
August Obrien	3.408347	5.455504	2.047157
Mcfarland Vargas	1.383943	3.743373	2.359429
Henry Marshallow	3.333825	5.305938	1.972113
Mummy Cantburn	1.390958	3.735507	2.344550
Kline Nightmare	1.810416	3.805607	1.995190
Nerd Pacheco	0.270478	2.364572	2.094095
Yusef Puddles	2.390547	4.582121	2.191574
Sheev Shriffle	3.352957	5.332400	1.979444
Adeline Hammer	1.095992	3.521267	2.425275
Lang Richardson	3.649848	5.479518	1.829670
Castillo Logan	1.858396	4.213635	2.355239
Bambi Perez	1.669795	3.701664	2.031870
Jesús Rodriguez	1.632851	3.908190	2.275339
Jefferson Delacruz	2.978749	4.882007	1.903258
Case Lancaster	0.183966	3.550183	3.366217
Haruta Byrd	3.621954	5.596436	1.974482
Javier Lotus	3.413107	5.332747	1.919640
Usurper Violet	3.032900	5.069921	2.037021
Stan Schenn	1.842408	4.182018	2.339609
Bonito Statter Jr.	2.667084	4.549196	1.882112

	Batting Rating	Thwackability	Divinity	Musclitude	Moxie	Patheticism	Martyrdom	Tragicness	Buoyancy
Adrian Melon	0.883640	0.702171	1.108122	1.351649	0.502259	0.010000	0.732170	0.010000	0.943764
August Obrien	1.091101	1.041217	1.327569	1.313891	0.892708	0.523854	0.956849	0.010000	0.863958
Mcfarland Vargas	0.748675	0.517084	1.176150	0.707714	0.575366	0.584279	0.817832	0.010000	0.951343
Henry Marshallow	1.061188	0.807895	1.417429	0.883918	1.387792	0.120084	1.169345	0.010000	1.413222
Mummy Cantburn	0.747101	0.495592	0.976609	1.347265	0.925890	0.516564	0.412553	0.010000	1.327160
Kline Nightmare	0.761121	0.658188	0.722576	1.210971	0.674046	0.071285	1.362208	0.010000	0.679032
Nerd Pacheco	0.472914	0.441707	0.452607	0.417167	0.432564	0.544911	0.639614	0.579935	0.427951
Yusef Puddles	0.916424	1.468932	0.623433	1.102603	0.591137	0.219418	0.551715	0.010000	1.450129
Sheev Shriffle	1.066480	1.384880	1.010356	0.621637	0.882530	0.202199	1.174400	0.010000	0.953719
Adeline Hammer	0.704253	0.444688	0.806439	1.139264	1.374677	0.326302	0.783623	0.068421	0.683524
Lang Richardson	1.095904	1.309802	0.897851	1.119865	1.425482	0.010000	1.018145	0.010000	1.045460
Castillo Logan	0.842727	0.698816	1.028983	1.133602	0.407738	0.010000	1.150237	0.010000	0.621515
Bambi Perez	0.740333	0.767477	0.586563	0.705203	1.220779	0.187977	1.021869	0.010000	0.924711
Jesús Rodriguez	0.781638	1.190560	0.521650	0.468072	0.716138	0.010000	1.157939	0.010000	1.312989
Jefferson Delacruz	0.976401	0.879940	1.043757	1.303986	0.937770	0.103675	0.834424	0.010000	1.071689
Case Lancaster	0.710037	1.141388	0.400246	0.473538	1.050109	0.010000	0.466786	0.010000	0.650802
Haruta Byrd	1.119287	1.121433	1.317077	1.253010	0.985921	0.432203	0.569263	0.010000	0.524161
Javier Lotus	1.066549	1.338964	0.786700	1.301328	1.342211	0.010000	1.284526	0.010000	1.215592
Usurper Violet	1.013984	1.326322	0.714937	1.446536	1.308392	0.147387	0.694738	0.010000	0.922595
Stan Schenn	0.836404	0.629664	1.421777	0.534424	0.535568	0.567660	0.816252	0.010000	1.203344
Bonito Statter Jr.	0.909839	0.902130	0.951901	0.931427	0.768186	0.010000	0.551718	0.307991	0.433883

Pitching

20% Change

	old_pitching_stars	new_pitching_stars	change_in_pitching_stars
Adrian Melon	0.939306	2.326798	1.387492
August Obrien	1.045544	2.111234	1.065690
Mcfarland Vargas	1.501794	2.676728	1.174935
Henry Marshallow	3.528881	4.762168	1.233287
Mummy Cantburn	2.326166	3.450122	1.123956
Kline Nightmare	2.442523	3.727522	1.285000
Nerd Pacheco	0.334608	1.236132	0.901524
Yusef Puddles	2.508852	3.633514	1.124663
Sheev Shriffle	1.942316	3.092375	1.150060
Adeline Hammer	0.915392	2.391269	1.475877
Lang Richardson	1.207423	2.363750	1.156327
Castillo Logan	3.022344	4.346669	1.324325
Bambi Perez	0.340030	1.601739	1.261709
Jesús Rodriguez	1.281753	2.392194	1.110441
Jefferson Delacruz	0.583451	1.708735	1.125284
Case Lancaster	3.291826	4.555580	1.263754
Haruta Byrd	2.728771	3.927099	1.198328
Javier Lotus	0.765838	1.813149	1.047310
Usurper Violet	3.399637	4.624407	1.224770
Stan Schenn	0.905803	2.060879	1.155077
Bonito Statter Jr.	1.798284	2.923280	1.124996

	Pitching Rating	Unthwackability	Ruthlessness	Overpowerment	Shakespearianism	Coldness	Suppression
Adrian Melon	0.465360	0.392291	1.156712	0.221132	0.292483	0.786090	0.929182
August Obrien	0.422247	0.436723	0.461477	1.087830	0.297743	0.300188	0.522708
Mcfarland Vargas	0.535346	0.387950	1.042297	0.486164	0.548503	1.010603	0.549185
Henry Marshallow	0.952434	0.654188	1.318891	1.502713	0.939542	0.918499	1.081646
Mummy Cantburn	0.690024	0.823505	0.792185	0.439305	0.637026	0.612072	1.172225
Kline Nightmare	0.745504	0.979228	0.673020	1.039765	0.275611	0.931309	1.225532
Nerd Pacheco	0.247226	0.319127	0.325662	0.256284	0.256083	0.226155	0.241882
Yusef Puddles	0.726703	0.769080	0.677310	1.233877	0.525880	1.025805	0.817095
Sheev Shriffle	0.618475	0.463763	1.009104	0.679938	0.644447	1.077531	0.841488
Adeline Hammer	0.478254	0.971047	0.241792	0.737204	0.338224	0.964063	1.009582
Lang Richardson	0.472750	0.343626	0.757428	0.451717	1.256803	0.737583	1.313669
Castillo Logan	0.869334	1.162056	0.879044	0.366984	1.194242	0.290067	0.430832
Bambi Perez	0.320348	0.218422	0.678632	0.474202	0.351506	0.782147	0.310881
Jesús Rodriguez	0.478439	0.391237	0.879646	0.484989	0.386662	0.591038	1.008921
Jefferson Delacruz	0.341747	0.405741	0.385705	0.586775	0.204881	0.883663	0.297056
Case Lancaster	0.911116	1.067044	1.029197	0.390119	1.025333	1.068251	0.282117
Haruta Byrd	0.785420	0.946009	0.884712	0.389109	0.802043	0.955252	0.560515
Javier Lotus	0.362630	0.307195	0.470303	0.470723	0.998413	0.689265	0.821886
Usurper Violet	0.924881	1.141109	0.822584	1.194804	0.416734	0.814329	1.082154
Stan Schenn	0.412176	0.486799	0.283746	1.076070	0.705667	1.056802	0.766422
Bonito Statter Jr.	0.584656	0.560679	0.826040	0.657353	0.487066	0.235813	1.187432

40% Change

	old_pitching_stars	new_pitching_stars	change_in_pitching_stars
Adrian Melon	0.939306	3.556168	2.616863
August Obrien	1.045544	3.219652	2.174108
Mcfarland Vargas	1.501794	3.857349	2.355555
Henry Marshallow	3.528881	6.010594	2.481713
Mummy Cantburn	2.326166	4.608101	2.281935
Kline Nightmare	2.442523	4.945886	2.503363
Nerd Pacheco	0.334608	2.240878	1.906270
Yusef Puddles	2.508852	4.799377	2.290526
Sheev Shriffle	1.942316	4.265267	2.322952
Adeline Hammer	0.915392	3.646409	2.731017
Lang Richardson	1.207423	3.522182	2.314759
Castillo Logan	3.022344	5.610596	2.588252
Bambi Perez	0.340030	2.726327	2.386297
Jesús Rodriguez	1.281753	3.530284	2.248531
Jefferson Delacruz	0.583451	2.774392	2.190941
Case Lancaster	3.291826	5.797771	2.505946
Haruta Byrd	2.728771	5.127135	2.398363
Javier Lotus	0.765838	2.901574	2.135736
Usurper Violet	3.399637	5.853598	2.453961
Stan Schenn	0.905803	3.201042	2.295240
Bonito Statter Jr.	1.798284	4.061560	2.263275

	Pitching Rating	Unthwackability	Ruthlessness	Overpowerment	Shakespearianism	Coldness	Suppression
Adrian Melon	0.711234	0.592291	1.356712	0.421132	0.492483	0.986090	1.129182
August Obrien	0.643930	0.636723	0.661477	1.287830	0.497743	0.500188	0.722708
Mcfarland Vargas	0.771470	0.587950	1.242297	0.686164	0.748503	1.210603	0.749185
Henry Marshallow	1.202119	0.854188	1.518891	1.702713	1.139542	1.118499	1.281646
Mummy Cantburn	0.921620	1.023505	0.992185	0.639305	0.837026	0.812072	1.372225
Kline Nightmare	0.989177	1.179228	0.873020	1.239765	0.475611	1.131309	1.425532
Nerd Pacheco	0.448176	0.519127	0.525662	0.456284	0.456083	0.426155	0.441882
Yusef Puddles	0.959875	0.969080	0.877310	1.433877	0.725880	1.225805	1.017095
Sheev Shriffle	0.853053	0.663763	1.209104	0.879938	0.844447	1.277531	1.041488
Adeline Hammer	0.729282	1.171047	0.441792	0.937204	0.538224	1.164063	1.209582
Lang Richardson	0.704436	0.543626	0.957428	0.651717	1.456803	0.937583	1.513669
Castillo Logan	1.122119	1.362056	1.079044	0.566984	1.394242	0.490067	0.630832
Bambi Perez	0.545265	0.418422	0.878632	0.674202	0.551506	0.982147	0.510881
Jesús Rodriguez	0.706057	0.591237	1.079646	0.684989	0.586662	0.791038	1.208921
Jefferson Delacruz	0.554878	0.605741	0.585705	0.786775	0.404881	1.083663	0.497056
Case Lancaster	1.159554	1.267044	1.229197	0.590119	1.225333	1.268251	0.482117
Haruta Byrd	1.025427	1.146009	1.084712	0.589109	1.002043	1.155252	0.760515
Javier Lotus	0.580315	0.507195	0.670303	0.670723	1.198413	0.889265	1.021886
Usurper Violet	1.170720	1.341109	1.022584	1.394804	0.616734	1.014329	1.282154
Stan Schenn	0.640208	0.686799	0.483746	1.276070	0.905667	1.256802	0.966422
Bonito Statter Jr.	0.812312	0.760679	1.026040	0.857353	0.687066	0.435813	1.387432

Baserunning

20% Change

	old_baserunning_stars	new_baserunning_stars	change_in_baserunning_stars
Adrian Melon	3.116697	4.145628	1.028930
August Obrien	3.318856	4.398980	1.080124
Mcfarland Vargas	3.783245	4.734596	0.951351
Henry Marshallow	2.366024	3.398187	1.032163
Mummy Cantburn	2.021513	3.133820	1.112307
Kline Nightmare	2.468614	3.766100	1.297487
Nerd Pacheco	0.553414	1.681272	1.127858
Yusef Puddles	2.938345	3.927098	0.988753
Sheev Shriffle	2.215166	3.254024	1.038858
Adeline Hammer	2.451014	3.433736	0.982722
Lang Richardson	3.961007	4.893117	0.932110
Castillo Logan	2.497486	3.464649	0.967163
Bambi Perez	2.296481	3.303108	1.006627
Jesús Rodriguez	2.318777	3.358246	1.039469
Jefferson Delacruz	3.539071	4.464019	0.924948
Case Lancaster	2.215962	3.275592	1.059631
Haruta Byrd	2.445376	3.562717	1.117341
Javier Lotus	3.306631	4.248220	0.941589
Usurper Violet	2.098233	3.636153	1.537920
Stan Schenn	1.988408	3.030304	1.041896
Bonito Statter Jr.	2.862609	3.838710	0.976101

	Baserunning Rating	Laserlikeness	Continuation	Base Thirst	Indulgence	Ground Friction
Adrian Melon	0.829126	1.040831	0.784640	0.685051	0.376399	0.621241
August Obrien	0.879796	1.166470	0.340389	0.901812	0.681149	0.615344
Mcfarland Vargas	0.946919	1.122765	0.757085	1.012168	0.682377	0.621246
Henry Marshallow	0.679637	0.486028	1.103815	0.993884	0.791930	0.892378
Mummy Cantburn	0.626764	0.488250	1.032320	1.139393	0.298762	0.959435
Kline Nightmare	0.753220	0.987784	0.257257	0.659034	1.195268	0.308437
Nerd Pacheco	0.336254	0.322806	0.225072	0.244925	0.387564	0.246761
Yusef Puddles	0.785420	0.831219	0.449357	1.233696	0.696257	0.583273
Sheev Shriffle	0.650805	0.473349	0.818521	1.011066	1.171078	0.591838
Adeline Hammer	0.686747	0.562092	0.718388	0.868718	1.024803	0.650209
Lang Richardson	0.978623	1.015567	0.705994	1.139188	0.733517	1.264175
Castillo Logan	0.692930	0.652448	0.582011	0.700285	0.965487	0.548541
Bambi Perez	0.660622	0.605945	0.963460	0.689724	0.775229	0.376203
Jesús Rodriguez	0.671649	0.749723	1.054862	0.426549	0.452016	0.387795
Jefferson Delacruz	0.892804	0.854206	0.844438	0.890644	1.040989	0.903711
Case Lancaster	0.655118	0.592932	0.689273	0.875411	0.309200	1.064958
Haruta Byrd	0.712543	0.695418	0.964453	0.905069	0.272388	0.872433
Javier Lotus	0.849644	0.863839	1.134446	0.785050	0.671489	0.681531
Usurper Violet	0.727231	1.044037	1.226634	0.466271	0.223946	0.260403
Stan Schenn	0.606061	0.455167	0.689912	0.486555	1.164629	0.875376
Bonito Statter Jr.	0.767742	0.644228	0.898073	0.576348	1.188643	1.042094

40% Change

	old_baserunning_stars	new_baserunning_stars	change_in_baserunning_stars
Adrian Melon	3.116697	5.097653	1.980956
August Obrien	3.318856	5.368964	2.050108
Mcfarland Vargas	3.783245	5.651652	1.868407
Henry Marshallow	2.366024	4.363591	1.997567
Mummy Cantburn	2.021513	4.128766	2.107253
Kline Nightmare	2.468614	4.795627	2.327014
Nerd Pacheco	0.553414	2.677492	2.124078
Yusef Puddles	2.938345	4.866021	1.927676
Sheev Shriffle	2.215166	4.224486	2.009320
Adeline Hammer	2.451014	4.374434	1.923420
Lang Richardson	3.961007	5.798659	1.837652
Castillo Logan	2.497486	4.396789	1.899303
Bambi Perez	2.296481	4.251984	1.955503
Jesús Rodriguez	2.318777	4.321873	2.003096
Jefferson Delacruz	3.539071	5.367248	1.828177
Case Lancaster	2.215962	4.241752	2.025790
Haruta Byrd	2.445376	4.533160	2.087784
Javier Lotus	3.306631	5.162189	1.855557
Usurper Violet	2.098233	4.712245	2.614011
Stan Schenn	1.988408	4.003186	2.014778
Bonito Statter Jr.	2.862609	4.774668	1.912059

	Baserunning Rating	Laserlikeness	Continuation	Base Thirst	Indulgence	Ground Friction
Adrian Melon	1.019531	1.240831	0.984640	0.885051	0.576399	0.821241
August Obrien	1.073793	1.366470	0.540389	1.101812	0.881149	0.815344
Mcfarland Vargas	1.130330	1.322765	0.957085	1.212168	0.882377	0.821246
Henry Marshallow	0.872718	0.686028	1.303815	1.193884	0.991930	1.092378
Mummy Cantburn	0.825753	0.688250	1.232320	1.339393	0.498762	1.159435
Kline Nightmare	0.959125	1.187784	0.457257	0.859034	1.395268	0.508437
Nerd Pacheco	0.535498	0.522806	0.425072	0.444925	0.587564	0.446761
Yusef Puddles	0.973204	1.031219	0.649357	1.433696	0.896257	0.783273
Sheev Shriffle	0.844897	0.673349	1.018521	1.211066	1.371078	0.791838
Adeline Hammer	0.874887	0.762092	0.918388	1.068718	1.224803	0.850209
Lang Richardson	1.159732	1.215567	0.905994	1.339188	0.933517	1.464175
Castillo Logan	0.879358	0.852448	0.782011	0.900285	1.165487	0.748541
Bambi Perez	0.850397	0.805945	1.163460	0.889724	0.975229	0.576203
Jesús Rodriguez	0.864375	0.949723	1.254862	0.626549	0.652016	0.587795
Jefferson Delacruz	1.073450	1.054206	1.044438	1.090644	1.240989	1.103711
Case Lancaster	0.848350	0.792932	0.889273	1.075411	0.509200	1.264958
Haruta Byrd	0.906632	0.895418	1.164453	1.105069	0.472388	1.072433
Javier Lotus	1.032438	1.063839	1.334446	0.985050	0.871489	0.881531
Usurper Violet	0.942449	1.244037	1.426634	0.666271	0.423946	0.460403
Stan Schenn	0.800637	0.655167	0.889912	0.686555	1.364629	1.075376
Bonito Statter Jr.	0.954934	0.844228	1.098073	0.776348	1.388643	1.242094

Defense

20% Change

	old_defense_stars	new_defense_stars	change_in_defense_stars
Adrian Melon	2.664412	3.626229	0.961817
August Obrien	2.035102	3.265688	1.230586
Mcfarland Vargas	2.071032	3.315858	1.244825
Henry Marshallow	4.388032	5.156560	0.768528
Mummy Cantburn	3.289650	4.105055	0.815405
Kline Nightmare	1.849551	3.118936	1.269386
Nerd Pacheco	0.500829	1.835336	1.334507
Yusef Puddles	3.712285	4.522409	0.810124
Sheev Shriffle	0.873827	2.631009	1.757183
Adeline Hammer	3.312777	4.176898	0.864121
Lang Richardson	4.064185	4.851528	0.787343
Castillo Logan	2.996505	3.928175	0.931670
Bambi Perez	2.859667	3.899858	1.040191
Jesús Rodriguez	1.417111	2.952734	1.535623
Jefferson Delacruz	3.914262	4.695295	0.781033
Case Lancaster	3.176257	4.212016	1.035759
Haruta Byrd	1.671932	3.031379	1.359447
Javier Lotus	3.872915	4.664472	0.791557
Usurper Violet	4.036096	4.801531	0.765435
Stan Schenn	2.521341	3.471260	0.949919
Bonito Statter Jr.	2.246907	3.288269	1.041362

	Defense Rating	Omniscience	Tenaciousness	Watchfulness	Anticapitalism	Chasiness
Adrian Melon	0.725246	0.388840	0.543662	1.105908	0.716713	1.136550
August Obrien	0.653138	0.254615	0.683368	1.037103	0.527928	0.852261
Mcfarland Vargas	0.663172	0.254401	0.556182	0.790229	0.941915	1.104134
Henry Marshallow	1.031312	0.979024	1.490786	0.946759	0.547748	1.232150
Mummy Cantburn	0.821011	0.791982	0.596224	0.716128	0.825545	1.055624
Kline Nightmare	0.623787	0.981229	0.333168	0.231520	0.898028	0.401437
Nerd Pacheco	0.367067	0.230500	0.252892	0.251010	0.233923	0.222577
Yusef Puddles	0.904482	0.716601	1.202048	0.515498	0.841809	1.138046
Sheev Shriffle	0.526202	0.338111	0.203537	0.458516	0.663167	1.130159
Adeline Hammer	0.835380	0.691199	0.490750	1.197193	1.194874	1.005600
Lang Richardson	0.970306	1.319376	1.206919	0.619311	0.711604	0.661981
Castillo Logan	0.785635	0.949614	0.391755	0.917648	0.691621	1.019861
Bambi Perez	0.779972	0.922095	0.997496	0.934400	0.341465	0.308700
Jesús Rodriguez	0.590547	0.467421	0.295104	1.161620	1.134389	0.205755
Jefferson Delacruz	0.939059	1.176397	0.621596	1.004808	0.984419	1.008188
Case Lancaster	0.842403	1.167359	0.929116	0.461638	0.285625	1.160254
Haruta Byrd	0.606276	0.533077	0.633116	0.858868	0.210078	0.326473
Javier Lotus	0.932894	0.991387	1.041055	0.818322	0.500643	1.144035
Usurper Violet	0.960306	1.291510	0.953262	0.773123	0.638733	0.891065
Stan Schenn	0.694252	0.377276	0.677993	0.730235	0.956906	0.568945
Bonito Statter Jr.	0.657654	0.429944	0.944223	0.390081	0.769494	0.305944

40% Change

	old_defense_stars	new_defense_stars	change_in_defense_stars
Adrian Melon	2.664412	4.442809	1.778397
August Obrien	2.035102	4.143706	2.108604
Mcfarland Vargas	2.071032	4.198096	2.127063
Henry Marshallow	4.388032	5.858870	1.470838
Mummy Cantburn	3.289650	4.849029	1.559380
Kline Nightmare	1.849551	4.020594	2.171043
Nerd Pacheco	0.500829	2.810050	2.309221
Yusef Puddles	3.712285	5.255879	1.543594
Sheev Shriffle	0.873827	3.582429	2.708603
Adeline Hammer	3.312777	4.942295	1.629518
Lang Richardson	4.064185	5.569704	1.505519
Castillo Logan	2.996505	4.720504	1.723999
Bambi Perez	2.859667	4.721832	1.862165
Jesús Rodriguez	1.417111	3.886418	2.469307
Jefferson Delacruz	3.914262	5.411357	1.497095
Case Lancaster	3.176257	5.020516	1.844260
Haruta Byrd	1.671932	3.908855	2.236923
Javier Lotus	3.872915	5.384160	1.511245
Usurper Violet	4.036096	5.508648	1.472552
Stan Schenn	2.521341	4.282758	1.761417
Bonito Statter Jr.	2.246907	4.137027	1.890120

	Defense Rating	Omniscience	Tenaciousness	Watchfulness	Anticapitalism	Chasiness
Adrian Melon	0.888562	0.588840	0.743662	1.305908	0.916713	1.336550
August Obrien	0.828741	0.454615	0.883368	1.237103	0.727928	1.052261
Mcfarland Vargas	0.839619	0.454401	0.756182	0.990229	1.141915	1.304134
Henry Marshallow	1.171774	1.179024	1.690786	1.146759	0.747748	1.432150
Mummy Cantburn	0.969806	0.991982	0.796224	0.916128	1.025545	1.255624
Kline Nightmare	0.804119	1.181229	0.533168	0.431520	1.098028	0.601437
Nerd Pacheco	0.562010	0.430500	0.452892	0.451010	0.433923	0.422577
Yusef Puddles	1.051176	0.916601	1.402048	0.715498	1.041809	1.338046
Sheev Shriffle	0.716486	0.538111	0.403537	0.658516	0.863167	1.330159
Adeline Hammer	0.988459	0.891199	0.690750	1.397193	1.394874	1.205600
Lang Richardson	1.113941	1.519376	1.406919	0.819311	0.911604	0.861981
Castillo Logan	0.944101	1.149614	0.591755	1.117648	0.891621	1.219861
Bambi Perez	0.944366	1.122095	1.197496	1.134400	0.541465	0.508700
Jesús Rodriguez	0.777284	0.667421	0.495104	1.361620	1.334389	0.405755
Jefferson Delacruz	1.082271	1.376397	0.821596	1.204808	1.184419	1.208188
Case Lancaster	1.004103	1.367359	1.129116	0.661638	0.485625	1.360254
Haruta Byrd	0.781771	0.733077	0.833116	1.058868	0.410078	0.526473
Javier Lotus	1.076832	1.191387	1.241055	1.018322	0.700643	1.344035
Usurper Violet	1.101730	1.491510	1.153262	0.973123	0.838733	1.091065
Stan Schenn	0.856552	0.577276	0.877993	0.930235	1.156906	0.768945
Bonito Statter Jr.	0.827405	0.629944	1.144223	0.590081	0.969494	0.505944

Shadow Revoke

Revoke a Player from your Team's Shadows.

This would remove a player from our shadows by moving them to another team, without providing a replacement.

Reform

Re-roll an eligible Permanent Modification for a Player on your Team.

Below is a list of all players with modifications that could be rerolled. It would be better to reroll modifications with negative effects.

	mods
Jaxon Buckley	[Fire Eater]
Dudley Mueller	[Siphon, Negative, 2x]
Liquid Friend V	[Homebody]
P-a-ut Ho--o---	[Honey Roasted, Negative]
Ruslan Greatness	[Friend of Crows]
Tad Se-th	[Attractor, Roamin', On an Odyssey]
Pitching Machine II	[Honey Roasted, Uncertain, Triple Threat]

Magnify

Magnify a Player on your Team. Runs batted in or allowed by this Player are multiplied.

See below for amount of runs batted in/allowed for each player in the previous season.

	runs_batted_in
Jaxon Buckley	61.0
Dudley Mueller	38.0
Peanut Holloway	55.0
Ruslan Greatness	61.0
Eduardo Woodman	49.0

	runs_allowed
Tiana Takahashi	99.0
Lucy Tokkan	52.0

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Blessings

Blessings are selected by raffle across all teams. Each blessing will be awarded to one random team, where teams with more votes are more likely to be selected.

Gachapon

Recruit one random Player from each other Team's Shadows to your Team's Shadows.

See below for average stats for each team's shadows.

	Combined	Batting	Pitching	Baserunning	Defense
Lift	10.3	2.2	1.9	2.8	3.4
Jazz Hands	9.4	2.3	1.7	2.5	2.9
Firefighters	9.9	2.4	2.0	2.5	3.0
Tigers	8.8	1.8	1.5	2.5	3.0
Wild Wings	9.4	2.1	1.8	2.7	2.9
Georgias	9.3	2.3	1.8	2.3	2.9
Tacos	9.5	2.3	2.1	2.4	2.7
Dale	8.9	1.7	2.2	2.5	2.5
Flowers	8.9	2.0	1.4	2.8	2.6
Sunbeams	8.9	2.2	1.7	2.3	2.8
Spies	9.9	2.5	2.2	2.3	3.0
Worms	10.0	2.5	2.4	2.5	2.6
Millennials	8.5	2.1	1.5	2.3	2.5
Steaks	10.0	2.3	2.1	2.8	2.8
Lovers	9.9	2.5	2.1	2.2	3.1
Pies	9.4	2.3	1.8	2.6	2.7
Garages	10.5	2.3	2.2	2.9	3.1
Mechanics	10.2	2.4	2.4	2.3	3.1
Fridays	10.1	2.4	2.4	2.5	2.9
Moist Talkers	10.5	3.0	2.2	2.5	2.8
Shoe Thieves	9.8	2.3	1.9	2.6	2.9
Magic	10.3	2.3	2.4	2.6	3.0
Breath Mints	9.2	2.2	1.6	2.4	3.0
Crabs	10.5	2.6	2.3	3.0	2.7

Mass Attraction

Recruit all Attractors from other Teams' active rosters to your Team's Shadows.

See below for list of Attractors. This will add significant eDensity, and these players' false stars will likely cause problems with fax machine and voicemail.

		Combined	Batting	Pitching	Baserunning	Defense
	Team
Alx Keming	Firefighters	18.3	4.0	1.7	6.3	6.3
Chorby Short	Flowers	28.3	6.0	8.4	7.5	6.5
Kurt Crueller	Lovers	30.9	9.2	8.5	4.5	8.6
Tad Se-th	Pies	23.1	5.6	6.7	5.4	5.3
Oscar Dollie	Shoe Thieves	25.8	5.9	7.3	6.0	6.6
Wyatt Glover	Magic	18.3	4.5	4.3	5.3	4.3

Team eDensity change from 2435.67823847607 to 2755.703707365312

Under Taker

Recruit a random Undertaker to your Team.

See below for a list of Undertakers that this would recruit from.

		Combined	Batting	Pitching	Baserunning	Defense
	Team
Riley F-rewal-	Jazz Hands	13.1	3.5	3.8	2.4	3.4
Wanda Schenn	Firefighters	16.4	4.8	3.8	3.2	4.5
Thomas Dracaena	Millennials	16.0	5.5	2.3	4.0	4.2
Lotus Mango	Garages	14.7	4.9	3.4	3.1	3.3
Cannonball Sports	Mechanics	18.1	4.1	6.2	2.8	5.0
Lorcan Smaht	Crabs	15.3	3.3	5.2	3.2	3.5

Reload Load

Give every Player in your Team's Lineup the Reload mod.

The effect of the Reload mod is unknown.

Outsider/Insider Trading

Each Player on your Team's roster with an available Item slot will open a Trader Item Crate.

Each Player on your Team's roster with an available Item slot will open a Traitor Item Crate.

See below for list of players that have open item slots. The Trader Mod gives players a chance of swapping items with opponents, the Traitor Mod gives players a chance of swapping items with teammates.

	Combined	Batting	Pitching	Baserunning	Defense
Jaxon Buckley	20.6	7.4	4.7	4.3	4.1
Doc Anice	16.8	4.6	4.0	3.7	4.6
Ruslan Greatness	19.6	4.9	4.3	5.2	5.2
Uncle Plasma V	21.3	4.6	6.6	4.9	5.2
Adrian Melon	9.1	2.4	0.9	3.1	2.7
August Obrien	9.8	3.4	1.0	3.3	2.0
Mcfarland Vargas	8.7	1.4	1.5	3.8	2.1
Mummy Cantburn	9.0	1.4	2.3	2.0	3.3
Kline Nightmare	8.6	1.8	2.4	2.5	1.8
Nerd Pacheco	1.7	0.3	0.3	0.6	0.5
Yusef Puddles	11.6	2.4	2.5	2.9	3.7
Sheev Shriffle	8.4	3.4	1.9	2.2	0.9
Adeline Hammer	7.8	1.1	0.9	2.5	3.3
Castillo Logan	10.4	1.9	3.0	2.5	3.0
Bambi Perez	7.2	1.7	0.3	2.3	2.9
Jesús Rodriguez	6.7	1.6	1.3	2.3	1.4
Jefferson Delacruz	11.0	3.0	0.6	3.5	3.9
Case Lancaster	8.9	0.2	3.3	2.2	3.2
Haruta Byrd	10.5	3.6	2.7	2.4	1.7
Javier Lotus	11.4	3.4	0.8	3.3	3.9
Stan Schenn	7.3	1.8	0.9	2.0	2.5
Bonito Statter Jr.	9.6	2.7	1.8	2.9	2.2

Subtractor Avoidance

One Player in every other Team's Lineup becomes a Subtractor.

Subtractors bat in Unruns rather than Runs. Getting this blessing would protect us from getting a player with the Mod.

Record Scratch

One Player in every other Team's Lineup starts Skipping.

Skipping is unknown. Getting this blessing would protect us from getting a player with the Mod.

Big Swap

Swap the least eDense Player on your Team's roster with a random other Team's most eDense Player.

See below for the least eDense player and the possible swap options.

Swapping with Dudley Mueller

		Combined	Batting	Pitching	Baserunning	Defense
	Team
Liquid Friend XIV	Lift	21.5	6.8	4.2	5.2	5.3
Liquid Friend IX	Jazz Hands	21.5	6.8	4.2	5.2	5.3
Gabriel Griffith	Firefighters	23.0	5.4	6.5	5.7	5.4
Liquid Friend XVI	Tigers	22.7	7.1	4.6	5.4	5.5
Liquid Friend III	Wild Wings	22.6	7.1	4.6	5.5	5.5
Goodwin Morin II	Georgias	24.3	5.6	5.1	7.3	6.4
Liquid Friend X	Tacos	21.5	6.8	4.2	5.2	5.3
Liquid Friend XIII	Dale	23.0	7.1	4.7	5.6	5.5
Chorby Short	Flowers	28.3	6.0	8.4	7.5	6.5
Goodwin Morin III	Sunbeams	25.7	5.9	5.6	7.6	6.6
Commissioner Vapor	Spies	18.8	5.7	4.2	5.2	3.7
New Megan Ito V	Worms	19.0	3.2	7.2	4.6	4.0
Clare Ballard II	Millennials	13.8	3.1	4.9	1.6	4.1
Liquid Friend XI	Steaks	22.7	7.1	4.6	5.5	5.5
Kurt Crueller	Lovers	30.9	9.2	8.5	4.5	8.6
Liquid Friend VI	Garages	21.5	6.8	4.2	5.2	5.3
Liquid Friend VIII	Mechanics	21.5	6.8	4.2	5.2	5.3
Clare Ballard III	Fridays	13.8	3.1	4.9	1.6	4.1
Uncle Plasma XII	Moist Talkers	23.1	5.1	7.2	5.3	5.5
Oscar Dollie	Shoe Thieves	25.8	5.9	7.3	6.0	6.6
Tiana Wheeler	Magic	14.8	4.7	2.1	2.4	5.6
Goodwin Morin IV	Breath Mints	24.2	5.6	5.1	7.3	6.3
Uncle Plasma III	Crabs	21.3	4.6	6.6	4.9	5.2

Little Swap

Swap the most eDense Player on your Team's roster with a random other Team's least eDense Player.

See below for the most eDense player and the possible swap options.

Swapping with Tad Se-th

		Combined	Batting	Pitching	Baserunning	Defense
	Team
Yusef Fenestrate	Lift	15.2	4.6	2.4	4.1	4.1
August Sky	Jazz Hands	16.1	5.0	4.8	3.0	3.3
Alx Keming	Firefighters	18.3	4.0	1.7	6.3	6.3
Paula Turnip	Tigers	8.7	2.6	1.0	1.9	3.3
Uncle Plasma II	Wild Wings	19.1	4.0	5.9	4.5	4.8
Neerie McCloud	Georgias	10.7	3.7	1.5	1.9	3.5
Linus Haley	Tacos	9.0	1.6	1.6	2.5	3.2
Caleb Novak	Dale	12.3	2.6	3.4	2.2	4.1
Jaylen Hotdogfingers	Flowers	14.0	3.5	3.3	1.8	5.4
Lotus Clutch	Sunbeams	5.2	0.9	1.9	0.3	2.1
Comfor- -ep-emb-rish	Spies	14.9	5.2	1.6	5.2	2.9
Kit Ratoon	Worms	6.6	2.1	1.6	1.5	1.4
--n-i- Carve-	Millennials	15.3	4.4	4.8	3.4	2.7
Wendy Cerna	Steaks	7.4	1.1	2.7	2.5	1.1
Chorby Spoon	Lovers	8.0	3.5	1.1	1.2	2.2
Alaynabella Hollywood	Garages	19.8	4.6	4.3	5.7	5.2
Christian Combs	Mechanics	17.3	4.5	4.0	4.0	4.7
Whimsy Ng	Fridays	9.1	3.0	2.1	1.5	2.5
Amos Melon	Moist Talkers	15.4	4.1	4.3	2.6	4.4
Ren Hunter	Shoe Thieves	11.4	3.8	1.4	2.4	3.8
Wyatt Glover	Magic	18.3	4.5	4.3	5.3	4.3
Fynn Doyle	Breath Mints	7.6	1.5	2.2	1.5	2.5
Jessica Telephone	Crabs	16.3	4.5	4.2	4.6	2.9

Ego Share

A random Player on your Team with Ego++ or greater will split their Ego with another Player on the Team.

See below for list of players with Ego++ or greater.

Alternate Bust

A random Ego-Boosted Player on your Team gets their Negative Alternate called (maintaining Stars) and they lose 1 Ego.

A Negative Alternate will be a reroll of the player, maintaining Combined Star Count, with eDensity flipped negative. This will also remove 1 Ego level, which will reduce eDensity. Dropping from Ego+ will remove the protection from flooding. See below for list of Ego boosted players.

	Combined	Batting	Pitching	Baserunning	Defense
Jaxon Buckley	20.6	7.4	4.7	4.3	4.1

Alternate Trusts

Call the Negative Alternates (maintaining Star count) for 3 random Players in your Team's Lineup.

Call the Negative Alternates (maintaining Star count) for 2 random Players in your Team's Rotation.

Call the Negative Alternates (maintaining Star count) for your entire Team's Shadows.

Call the Negative Alternates (maintaining Star count) for 5 random Players on your Team's Active Roster.

A Negative Alternate will be a reroll of the player, maintaining Combined Star Count, with eDensity flipped negative. See below for list of players that could be rerolled, and their Combined Star Count.

	Combined	Batting	Pitching	Baserunning	Defense
Jaxon Buckley	20.6	7.4	4.7	4.3	4.1
Dudley Mueller	16.8	5.5	3.3	3.4	4.6
Liquid Friend V	21.5	6.8	4.2	5.2	5.3
P-a-ut Ho--o---	12.8	4.7	1.7	2.5	3.8
Doc Anice	16.8	4.6	4.0	3.7	4.6
Ruslan Greatness	19.6	4.9	4.3	5.2	5.2
Eduardo Woodman	14.4	5.8	1.9	3.8	2.9
Tad Se-th	23.1	5.6	6.7	5.4	5.3

	Combined	Batting	Pitching	Baserunning	Defense
Tiana Takahashi	16.6	2.7	5.3	4.0	4.6
Uncle Plasma V	21.3	4.6	6.6	4.9	5.2
Pitching Machine II	20.8	4.8	7.1	4.3	4.6
Twofurious Puddles	11.5	2.6	3.5	1.8	3.6
Lucy Tokkan	11.2	2.5	4.0	1.5	3.2

	Combined	Batting	Pitching	Baserunning	Defense
Adrian Melon	9.1	2.4	0.9	3.1	2.7
August Obrien	9.8	3.4	1.0	3.3	2.0
Mcfarland Vargas	8.7	1.4	1.5	3.8	2.1
Henry Marshallow	13.6	3.3	3.5	2.4	4.4
Mummy Cantburn	9.0	1.4	2.3	2.0	3.3
Kline Nightmare	8.6	1.8	2.4	2.5	1.8
Nerd Pacheco	1.7	0.3	0.3	0.6	0.5
Yusef Puddles	11.6	2.4	2.5	2.9	3.7
Sheev Shriffle	8.4	3.4	1.9	2.2	0.9
Adeline Hammer	7.8	1.1	0.9	2.5	3.3
Lang Richardson	12.9	3.6	1.2	4.0	4.1
Castillo Logan	10.4	1.9	3.0	2.5	3.0
Bambi Perez	7.2	1.7	0.3	2.3	2.9
Jesús Rodriguez	6.7	1.6	1.3	2.3	1.4
Jefferson Delacruz	11.0	3.0	0.6	3.5	3.9
Case Lancaster	8.9	0.2	3.3	2.2	3.2
Haruta Byrd	10.5	3.6	2.7	2.4	1.7
Javier Lotus	11.4	3.4	0.8	3.3	3.9
Usurper Violet	12.6	3.0	3.4	2.1	4.0
Stan Schenn	7.3	1.8	0.9	2.0	2.5
Bonito Statter Jr.	9.6	2.7	1.8	2.9	2.2

Heads over Tails

Flip the eDensity of the most eDense Player in your Team's Lineup.

See below for analysis.

Flip the eDensity of Tad Se-th, from 162.33619601685962 to -162.33619601685962.
Team eDensity change from 2435.67823847607 to 2111.005846442351

Complete 180

Flip the eDensity of the most eDense Player in your Team's Rotation.

See below for analysis.

Flip the eDensity of Uncle Plasma V, from 159.75428116902125 to -159.75428116902125.
Team eDensity change from 2435.67823847607 to 2116.1696761380276

Backup or Down

Flip the eDensity of the most eDense Player in your Team's Shadows.

See below for analysis.

Flip the eDensity of Javier Lotus, from 33.90188819785453 to -33.90188819785453.
Team eDensity change from 2435.67823847607 to 2367.874462080361

Immovable Object

Flip the eDensity of the most eDense Player on your Team's entire Roster.

See below for analysis.

Flip the eDensity of Tad Se-th, from 162.33619601685962 to -162.33619601685962.
Team eDensity change from 2435.67823847607 to 2111.005846442351

Lineup Flip

Flip the eDensity of your Team's entire Lineup.

See below for analysis.

Team eDensity change from 2435.67823847607 to 1474.080575990427

	Current eDensity
Jaxon Buckley	53.289462
Liquid Friend V	160.071616
Doc Anice	41.560645
Ruslan Greatness	35.382604
Eduardo Woodman	28.158308
Tad Se-th	162.336196

Rotation Flip

Flip the eDensity of your Team's entire Rotation.

See below for analysis.

Team eDensity change from 2435.67823847607 to 1623.7806845126076

	Current eDensity
Tiana Takahashi	31.234012
Uncle Plasma V	159.754281
Pitching Machine II	159.180978
Twofurious Puddles	24.154495
Lucy Tokkan	31.625010

Darkside Flip

Flip the eDensity of your Team's entire Shadows.

See below for analysis.

Team eDensity change from 2435.67823847607 to 1401.7863611954203

	Current eDensity
Adrian Melon	30.703189
August Obrien	27.730988
Mcfarland Vargas	22.236020
Henry Marshallow	27.063467
Mummy Cantburn	16.639602
Kline Nightmare	17.999545
Nerd Pacheco	10.323060
Yusef Puddles	32.170040
Sheev Shriffle	29.737970
Adeline Hammer	22.885246
Lang Richardson	30.035449
Castillo Logan	30.524623
Bambi Perez	14.032362
Jesús Rodriguez	19.310689
Jefferson Delacruz	19.421745
Case Lancaster	24.415214
Haruta Byrd	32.655247
Javier Lotus	33.901888
Usurper Violet	25.593612
Stan Schenn	28.161144
Bonito Statter Jr.	21.404839

Roster Flip

Flip the eDensity of your Team's entire Roster.

See below for analysis.

Team eDensity change from 2435.67823847607 to 1401.7863611954203

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Appendix

• Description of Attributes
• Stlat Viewer
• Historical Player Graphs