Season 23 Election Notes

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Last Updated Season 23, Day 78

Party Favors

Party Favors are chosen by majority votes for each team.

Team Roamless Crate

Players cannot Roam to your Team.

This would prevent roamers like Bright Zimmerman, the Fifth Base Wielder, and ~~Parker MacMillian~~ from joining our team, even temporarily. A "Crate" means this might be an item, which could be broken or stolen.

Team Squiddish Crate

Your Team will become Squiddish.

Squiddish teams replace incinerated players with players from The Hall rather than hatching new eggs. This may also replace incinerated teams with teams from The Hall? A "Crate" means this might be an item, which could be broken or stolen.

Team Avoidance Crate

Your Team will not swing with 9+ Runs.

This will generally limit our team to scoring 9 or less runs, preventing the team from getting hit by the Fax Machine and making it harder to get our shadows stolen from via the Phantom Thieves Guild. A "Crate" means this might be an item, which could be broken or stolen.

Team Containment Crate

Your Team will gain Containment.

Containment will prevent instability from chaining outside of our team. It could perhaps still chain within our team. A "Crate" means this might be an item, which could be broken or stolen.

Blessings

Blessings are selected by raffle across all teams. Each blessing will be awarded to one random team, where teams with more votes are more likely to be selected.

S1: Booster Pack

Your Team goes to a Team-building workshop. Boost your entire Team by 6%.

See below for team improvement.

	old_batting_stars	old_pitching_stars	old_baserunning_stars	old_defense_stars	new_batting_stars	new_pitching_stars	new_baserunning_stars	new_defense_stars	change_in_batting_stars	change_in_pitching_stars	change_in_baserunning_stars	change_in_defense_stars
Jaxon Buckley	7.396067	4.725977	4.339800	4.102057	7.643004	5.079486	4.618079	4.331780	0.246937	0.353509	0.278279	0.229723
Clove Mahle	4.895108	3.284780	3.932949	3.788348	5.178791	3.637150	4.235174	4.066941	0.283682	0.352370	0.302225	0.278593
Peanut Holloway	4.684752	1.730510	2.544041	3.793060	4.956414	2.093065	2.838060	4.041413	0.271662	0.362555	0.294019	0.248353
Doc Anice	4.583795	4.006476	3.672724	4.566038	4.850280	4.367754	4.027323	4.787780	0.266485	0.361279	0.354599	0.221743
Ruslan Greatness	4.887911	4.254849	5.235621	5.180622	5.160049	4.605407	5.518725	5.388394	0.272138	0.350558	0.283104	0.207772
Eduardo Woodman	5.776077	1.917608	3.812287	2.892820	6.051916	2.251432	4.093166	3.184101	0.275839	0.333824	0.280879	0.291281
Haruta Byrd	3.621954	2.728771	2.445376	1.671932	3.941514	3.092179	2.817918	2.258085	0.319560	0.363408	0.372542	0.586153
Lotus Mango	5.040851	3.527693	3.250668	3.423710	5.306699	3.880288	3.562358	3.696364	0.265848	0.352595	0.311690	0.272654
Tiana Takahashi	2.711909	5.324992	3.984454	4.574369	3.041310	5.708419	4.272292	4.799593	0.329401	0.383428	0.287838	0.225225
Lucy Tokkan	2.678592	4.212452	1.622025	3.288525	2.976340	4.586594	1.985797	3.547765	0.297749	0.374142	0.363772	0.259241

	Pitching Rating	Unthwackability	Ruthlessness	Overpowerment	Shakespearianism	Coldness	Suppression
Jaxon Buckley	1.015897	0.993260	1.129557	0.919596	0.803037	1.218093	1.469315
Clove Mahle	0.727430	0.856526	0.766131	0.377869	1.126226	0.994112	0.897860
Peanut Holloway	0.418613	0.595676	0.235648	0.829363	1.062751	0.627916	0.574378
Doc Anice	0.873551	1.185400	0.604125	1.080791	0.763694	0.875124	0.444539
Ruslan Greatness	0.921081	0.852975	0.881600	1.341053	1.124413	0.725223	1.493402
Eduardo Woodman	0.450286	0.429504	0.379023	1.030891	1.150219	0.792801	0.607732
Haruta Byrd	0.618436	0.806009	0.744712	0.249109	0.662043	0.815252	0.420515
Lotus Mango	0.776058	0.943513	0.821193	0.416322	0.922721	0.781319	0.821783
Tiana Takahashi	1.141684	1.202441	1.275111	1.242198	0.416126	0.932711	1.259716
Lucy Tokkan	0.917319	1.032158	1.107708	0.432699	1.102174	0.338034	0.467808

S2: Literal Arm Cannon

A random Player in your Team's Rotation with an available Item slot will gain a Literal Arm Cannon.

The stats of the Literal Arm Cannon Item are unknown. The previous Literal Arm Cannon blessing maxed out pitching stats. See below for pitchers with open item slots.

S3: Exploratory Surgeries

Re-rolls the 3 worst Pitchers in your Team's Rotation.

This will attempt to reroll the following players, in order. Players are rerolled in order, so if a player is rerolled to be worse they will be rerolled again, as they are still the worst pitcher. For reference, the Statistical Average player has 2 batting stars and 1.5 pitching stars. It is unknown if this will respect Combined Stars like Alternates do.

	Pitching Rating	Unthwackability	Ruthlessness	Overpowerment	Shakespearianism	Coldness	Suppression
Lucy Tokkan	0.842490	0.972158	1.047708	0.372699	1.042174	0.278034	0.407808
Tiana Takahashi	1.064998	1.142441	1.215111	1.182198	0.356126	0.872711	1.199716

S4: Precognition

Vision of things to come. 3 Random Players in your Team's Lineup will be boosted by 20%.

See below for how this would affect individual batters on the team.

	old_batting_stars	new_batting_stars	change_in_batting_stars
Jaxon Buckley	7.396067	8.222378	0.826311
Clove Mahle	4.895108	5.834020	0.938912
Peanut Holloway	4.684752	5.581857	0.897105
Doc Anice	4.583795	5.465257	0.881462
Ruslan Greatness	4.887911	5.787239	0.899328
Eduardo Woodman	5.776077	6.690907	0.914830
Haruta Byrd	3.621954	4.642808	1.020854
Lotus Mango	5.040851	5.919956	0.879105

	Batting Rating	Thwackability	Divinity	Musclitude	Moxie	Patheticism	Martyrdom	Tragicness	Buoyancy
Jaxon Buckley	1.644476	1.982206	1.417104	2.107337	2.335263	0.010000	2.341931	0.010000	1.789857
Clove Mahle	1.166804	1.137028	1.337184	1.285896	0.970516	0.200561	1.351823	0.318003	0.878284
Peanut Holloway	1.116371	1.044712	1.262284	1.263049	1.241780	0.010000	0.517698	0.495134	1.260921
Doc Anice	1.093051	1.262293	0.913629	1.220169	1.254322	0.010000	1.473121	0.010000	1.274162
Ruslan Greatness	1.157448	0.859065	1.361697	1.791594	1.694362	0.010000	1.541271	0.010000	0.906050
Eduardo Woodman	1.338181	1.571260	1.389019	1.209623	1.101743	0.053729	0.973682	0.010000	1.262578
Haruta Byrd	0.928562	0.921433	1.117077	1.053010	0.785921	0.632203	0.369263	0.010000	0.324161
Lotus Mango	1.183991	1.194205	1.443467	0.861762	1.015561	0.010000	0.574339	0.010000	0.910533

S5: Fireproof Jacket

A random Player in your Team's Active Roster with an available Item slot will gain a Fireproof Jacket.

The Fireproof Jacket will protect a player from incineration. See below for players with open item slots.

S6: Lottery Pick

Steal the 14th Most Idolized Player in the League.

With correct idol organization this can be used to steal a good player. Previous iterations of this blessing swapped the worst player in a particular position.

S7: The Iffey Jr.

A random Player in your Team's Lineup with an available Item slot will gain a Protector Bat of Minimization.

The Protector Bat of Minimalism, like the previous Iffey Jr, will minimize a players stats but protect the team from incineration. See below for batters with open item slots.

Steal the 21st Most Idolized Player in the League.

It is impossible to know who exactly the 21st Most Idolized Player is, but with correct idol organization it can be inferred. This can be used to steal a player. Previous iterations of this blessing swapped the worst player in a particular position.

S9: Credit to the Team

Zero to hero. The worst player on your Team's Active Roster will earn 5x payouts for Idols Snacks.

See below for the team's current worst player.

	Combined	Batting	Pitching	Baserunning	Defense
Haruta Byrd	10.5	3.6	2.7	2.4	1.7

S10: Divisional Walk in the Park

Take a stroll. Your Division Walks on Ball 3 next Season.

This will give the team a Seasonal mod of Walk in the Park.

S11: XIII

XIII previously awarded the Death Tarot to the Breath Mints. With the Tarot Reading cancelled, the effect of this blessing is unknown.

S12: Uncle Indemnity

Recruit the Hardboiled Uncle Plasma to your Team.

See below for Uncle Plasma's stats.

	Combined	Batting	Pitching	Baserunning	Defense
Uncle Plasma	21.3	4.6	6.6	4.9	5.2

	Pitching Rating	Unthwackability	Ruthlessness	Overpowerment	Shakespearianism	Coldness	Suppression
Uncle Plasma	1.321891	1.123284	1.598478	1.094255	1.166441	1.192823	0.632836
Tiana Takahashi	1.064998	1.142441	1.215111	1.182198	0.356126	0.872711	1.199716
Lucy Tokkan	0.842490	0.972158	1.047708	0.372699	1.042174	0.278034	0.407808

S13: Hitting Flotation Bubble

Your entire Division's hitting is boosted by 4%.

See below for team and division improvement.

	old_batting_stars	new_batting_stars	change_in_batting_stars
Jaxon Buckley	7.396067	7.559540	0.163473
Clove Mahle	4.895108	5.084442	0.189334
Peanut Holloway	4.684752	4.865607	0.180855
Doc Anice	4.583795	4.761265	0.177470
Ruslan Greatness	4.887911	5.068898	0.180988
Eduardo Woodman	5.776077	5.959976	0.183899
Haruta Byrd	3.621954	3.836655	0.214701
Lotus Mango	5.040851	5.217774	0.176923

	Millennials	Steaks	Lovers	Pies	Garages	Mechanics
change_in_batting_stars	0.190383	0.184568	-0.286675	0.183455	0.197783	0.247043
new_batting_stars	4.907811	5.282578	4.621827	5.294270	4.785607	5.003602
old_batting_stars	4.717428	5.098011	4.908502	5.110814	4.587824	4.756559

S14: Targeted Evolution

A random Player in your Team's Lineup and a random Player in your Team's Rotation will Advance.

An Advanced player will gain one evolution level, increasing their minimum star level by one for all stats and raising their stars to the minimum if they are lower than that. It also allows players to hold an additional item.

S15: Afterparty

Whenever your Team is losing during the First Week of Next Season, they will have a chance of gaining Party Time Boosts.

This would provide at most 9 days of potential party-time benefits.

S16: Skate Board

A random Player in your Team's Lineup gets a Skate Board.

The Skateboard item (other than being radical 🛹) provides the Pro Skater mod which make it impossible for the wielder to bail on the Grind Rail.

S17: Set the Table

Move the Best Overall Hitter in your Team's Lineup or Rotation to the #3 spot in your Team's Lineup.

See below for the new lineup order.

	Combined	Batting	Pitching	Baserunning	Defense
Clove Mahle	15.9	4.9	3.3	3.9	3.8
Peanut Holloway	12.8	4.7	1.7	2.5	3.8
Jaxon Buckley	20.6	7.4	4.7	4.3	4.1
Doc Anice	16.8	4.6	4.0	3.7	4.6
Ruslan Greatness	19.6	4.9	4.3	5.2	5.2
Eduardo Woodman	14.4	5.8	1.9	3.8	2.9
Haruta Byrd	10.5	3.6	2.7	2.4	1.7
Lotus Mango	15.2	5.0	3.5	3.3	3.4

S18: Cape of Containment

A random Player on your Team's Active Roster will receive a Cape of Containment.

The Cape of Containment is an item that has the Containment mod, which prevents instability from spreading to other teams.

S19: Underhanded

Make contact, I dare you. Make a random Player in your Team's Rotation Underhanded. Home Runs will be Unruns against them.

This gives a random pitcher Permanent Underhanded, much like Michelle Sportsman and the Underhanded Items. See below for list of pitchers.

	Pitching Rating	Unthwackability	Ruthlessness	Overpowerment	Shakespearianism	Coldness	Suppression
Tiana Takahashi	1.064998	1.142441	1.215111	1.182198	0.356126	0.872711	1.199716
Lucy Tokkan	0.842490	0.972158	1.047708	0.372699	1.042174	0.278034	0.407808

S20: Heavy-Handed

Your Team becomes Heavy-Handed, making all Items held by Players on the Team positively eDense.

See below for change in eDensity for this change

Will add 168 eDensity.
Change in Team eDensity: 1315.5134997692999 to 1483.5134997692999

S21: Big Head Mode

Magnify and Ego Boost an Ego-less Player on your Team's Active Roster.

Magnify will multiply the runs scored/allowed, Ego Boost will cause them to not get swept away in flooding, but increases their eDensity and brings them closer to being Vaulted. See below for list of players this could hit.

	Combined	Batting	Pitching	Baserunning	Defense
Clove Mahle	15.9	4.9	3.3	3.9	3.8
Peanut Holloway	12.8	4.7	1.7	2.5	3.8
Doc Anice	16.8	4.6	4.0	3.7	4.6
Ruslan Greatness	19.6	4.9	4.3	5.2	5.2
Eduardo Woodman	14.4	5.8	1.9	3.8	2.9
Haruta Byrd	10.5	3.6	2.7	2.4	1.7
Lotus Mango	15.2	5.0	3.5	3.3	3.4
Tiana Takahashi	16.6	2.7	5.3	4.0	4.6
Lucy Tokkan	11.8	2.7	4.2	1.6	3.3

S22: Gachapon

Recruit one random Player from each other Team's Shadows to your Team's Shadows.

See below for average stats for each team's shadows.

S23: Vault Swap

Swap a random Player on your Team's Active Roster with a random Vault Legend.

See below for a list of Vaulted Players.

	Combined	Batting	Pitching	Baserunning	Defense
Parker MacMillan	11.9	5.9	1.8	2.3	1.8
York Silk	8.7	4.3	1.1	1.1	2.2
Pitching Machine	20.8	4.8	7.1	4.3	4.6
Goodwin Morin	24.2	5.6	5.1	7.3	6.3
New Megan Ito	17.6	2.7	6.9	4.4	3.6
Aldon Cashmoney	16.8	5.0	3.3	5.8	2.8
James Mora	17.7	4.7	4.4	3.8	4.9
Wyatt Glover	18.3	4.5	4.3	5.3	4.3
Cote Loveless	12.1	4.5	0.9	3.6	3.1
Chorby Soul	0.1	0.0	0.0	0.0	0.0
Uncle Plasma	21.3	4.6	6.6	4.9	5.2
Liquid Friend	21.5	6.8	4.2	5.2	5.3
Fletcher Berger	10.0	5.3	1.3	1.4	1.9
Clare Ballard	13.8	3.1	4.9	1.6	4.1
Nagomi Mcdaniel	22.9	4.9	4.3	7.2	6.5
Valentine Games	20.1	6.6	5.1	5.6	2.9

S24: Enhance

Magnify your Team.

Magnify will multiply the runs scored/allowed for every player on the team. For batters this is generally good, for pitchers this is generally bad.